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Ochanoma's "Ochanoma-sama's Unity"!
This show is a crazy variety show where Ochanoma, who won the Japanese Record Award for Best Newcomer, answers viewers' requests!
Ochanoma-sama's choice determines their fate!
Now, let's see how crazy she answered this time!
First, let's review last week's show!
And this time, since you said you wanted to meet me for sure, you made up your mind again, didn't you?
Yes, I made up my mind. Yes.
Yes, I made up my mind.
According to the website, there are people you really wanted to meet, even if you used them all up.
There's no such person!
Oh, there isn't?
I haven't met anyone like that.
Really? But I think you're my favorite entertainer.
What?!
Wait, you're laughing?
Rather than laughing, I'm really moved.
Oh, I see!
Seeing you try so hard to beat the Guinness World Record really got to me.
That's what you think of 24-hour TV, isn't it?
The star for this answer is...
It's started!
Jerry Yoshitake!
That's right! He holds the world record for 23 times!
Yay!
Thank you, Terry, much!
Jerry, yes! Yes!
Yay!
But in the end, Tsutsui showed the exact opposite reaction.
Hurry up and carry the dried beans with a straw!
Yay!
This is it!
Sorry!
Now, you two will try it.
I think there are many difficult things in life,
but I would like to do my best to challenge each one positively.
It's not such a deep challenge.
Let's do it casually, of course.
Saga people work so hard that you can't even say "penpengu".
This is famous on the internet.
Now, and Saito?
When I saw Cherry in person just now,
I thought it would be powerful to see it in person like this.
Powerful!
So, I have a simulation in my head, and I would like to do my best.
I see.
It's okay!
Show Cherry a good place!
Yes!
Cherry Power!
Yay!
You don't look like Saga people at all.
You always look like Saga people.
Do you think their temperature difference will last forever?
Get you!
Tsutsui!
Wow!
She ate it!
Wow!
You just confirmed it!
I want to do it again!
Okay!
Let's do it again!
Thank you, Cherry!
Yes!
Tsutsui doesn't do it.
Tsutsui makes adults swing!
The one who decides the future of "Tea Horse" is you, "Tea Horse"!
"Tea Horse" and "Tea Horse" are correct!
This challenge of moving beans with a straw.
- Ten! - That's crazy!
- Look, Tsutsui got nine! - Yes.
And Saito got sixteen.
- So, the winner is Saito! - Yay!
- Tsutsui, how was it? - I want to do it again.
- You want to do it again? - Yes.
- You want to do it because you think you can do it? - Yes, it's frustrating.
- I see. - Then, let's move on to the next record!
- Let's do it again! - Let's do it again!
- Please, let me do it again! - Do you want me to do it again?
- But you have to beat the previous record, okay? - Yes.
Tsutsui's hatred of losing has exploded.
Could it be that she will do it again?!
- Chenny, since we're doing this... - Yes?
- Could you tell us how we can improve the record? - Yes.
- It's really important, isn't it? - Yes.
If you take care of it and put it in a hole and check it out, you can put it back in!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Be bold and calm down. - Be bold and calm down.
- Be bold and careful. - Be bold and careful.
- That's what it means. - That's what it means.
Taking advice from her soul, she challenges again!
Three, two, one, Chenny, go!
Save it. Save it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Tsutsui, go faster!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
5 seconds!
4!
So fast!
3!
2!
1!
Time's up!
Wow!
Awesome!
What's going on?!
What's the record?!
Tsutsui, 13 seconds!
Wow!
Awesome!
And Saito, 20 seconds!
Wow!
Awesome!
I really want to join you, but...
I have an idea!
Huh?!
Let's do it!
Let's take it off and lose one from the record!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I just want you to make sure of one thing!
The tempo of "tsuboni" was included in this song!
"Tsuboni"?
This tempo!
Do you know?!
This tempo!
This "ton, ton, ton, ton" was included in "Saito"!
I was surprised!
"Saito" was amazing in the middle!
Right?!
It was insanely fast!
The speed of "tsuboni" was insanely fast!
I think that was a good point!
Right?
It always got really fast!
Yes!
How was "Revenge"?
I want to do it again!
OK!
Let's do it again!
Tsutsui!
We don't end here!
We still have more!
Next is the pair competition, right Cherry? Please tell us about it!
Yes, this is it.
You put a balloon on your face and walk at a maximum speed of 20 meters without dropping it.
So it's a pair.
A pair?
You walk 10 meters and change and it's a pair competition.
Do you have this, Cherry?
I do! This is for me and another person.
It's 19.77 seconds.
I don't know until you do it, but...
Who is the other pair?
This is an American...
Raymond.
Ray. Ray.
An American...
Raymond and a pair.
Ray. Ray.
Will you do it at 20 meters again?
Today, I'll do it at half speed.
I see.
I'll do it at half speed.
10 seconds!
10 seconds?!
I didn't practice this much while doing it with Ray.
You didn't have to practice it?
I didn't practice it that much.
With 10 meters, they have high expectations!
So...
If it's a pair, Saito and Chitsun will do it in pairs.
And we should have a good record.
So, Cherry and Aida will do it in pairs.
Let's make it a competition!
Yes!
Aida-kun, how do you feel about competing with me?
We can win, can't we?
We can win!
Wow! He's starting to get excited!
I'm going to beat Ray!
Ray! Ah, I'm so happy!
I'm going to beat Ray!
I'm going to beat Cherry and Ray, too!
Ray!
Ray?
I'm going to beat you!
By the way, if Ocha-no-ma loses, she'll have you do the sexiest pose in the world!
This is embarrassing.
You look like you're having a great time, but you're idols, right?
That's right.
If we lose...
Do you want to do a sexy pose?
What do you think?
Can you do it?
Well, I don't know.
Sexy!
No, no, it's fine.
There will be no punishment for the two of you.
No punishment?
No, no.
No punishment?
However, we definitely want to see you do a sexy pose, so please do your best and win!
Yes, I understand.
No matter what you do, you'll win!
Yes, sir!
It's a rare chance!
No matter what you do, you'll win!
Now, Cherry-san, can you do a little demonstration?
Yes! Cherry, okay, here I go!
Cherry, okay, that's all you need.
Cherry, okay, here I go!
I see, I see.
I'll do this, too.
Oh, you're good at it.
I'll do it, too.
Go ahead, go ahead.
You can do it, you can do it, but...
I can do it!
Look at that!
Oh, it's a little off.
Wow!
Like this.
Okay, okay.
If you're off like this, you're disqualified.
Oh, you're good at it!
Did you see that?
That's no good.
No good.
Oh, you look like you can win with ease.
That's...
That's not very smart of you, Saito-chan.
Okay, here we go!
Three, two, one, Cherry, go!
With a sexy pose,
who will win?!
Let's do it!
3, 2, 1, cherry, go!
Here, Kitsui got carried away.
Not being able to fill in the gap, she changed to Saito.
Even though she had no charge...
The result is...
Saito and Kitsui have 11 seconds,
and Cherry and Aina have 10 seconds and 3.7 seconds.
Let's do the sexy pose!
Alright!
Alright, alright, alright!
It was obvious at first glance.
It was a little difficult.
It was difficult.
Now, the world's most sexy pose you think you can do.
Please do it!
3, 2, 1, cherry, go!
Keep it. Keep it.
You have to keep it!
Don't grin like that!
Let's do it one by one.
If it's two of you...
It'll be embarrassing.
It'll be like the end of the world for you, Saito.
Alright, Saito-chan!
Alright, let's do the sexy pose one by one!
First up is Saito!
He's been sexy for a while now!
Let's do it!
Saito, is that sexy?
Look at me!
It's better to wear it, isn't it?
Is it Tsutsui's turn?
Don't we have to do it?
Why all of a sudden?
3, 2, 1!
You're cute!
Tsutsui is better, isn't she?
Was it too early for them to be sexy?
Unfortunately, you didn't break the world record!
If you end like this, you'll go home empty-handed.
Lastly, I'll give you a nickname. "You can break a walnut with your butt."
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Cherry?
I don't recommend it.
I don't recommend it, but it's just one.
Just one.
If you can do it, you can do it at a wedding.
Congratulations!
Can you do it?
Maybe it'll help you.
It's dangerous how many you can do.
If you can do it with one, you can do it.
Let's try it.
Let's do it with one.
I don't want to do it.
Why?
Why do you want me to do it?
It's hard.
Yes, it is.
Which force do you use the most?
I'm right-handed, so I use my right hand.
Right-handed... I've never thought about it.
Right-handed...
What do you throw?
I throw...
Right.
I use my left foot.
Left, huh? You're the same type as me, so I think you're right-handed.
Me too...
No way, we're the same.
We're the same.
We're really the same.
You're right-handed?
I think you're right-handed, so I think you're balanced.
Right?
I'm going to hit the middle of your arm.
Right.
In the middle.
It's close.
It's a little close.
It's this close.
It's so embarrassing.
But for now, I'm going to hit it hard.
Is there a way you throw it?
I'll do it like I did before.
Like this.
I'll hit it hard.
With your right hand?
Scary...
Like this?
Hold my hand.
Like I did before, I'll hit it hard.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Ready, go!
You did it! You did it! You did it!
You did it! It made a really good sound!
It's a good sound!
Wait, you did it?
You did it! You did it!
You did it!
Can you do it with such a hard toy?
You did it! It's amazing!
It feels pretty good, doesn't it?
It feels good, doesn't it?
When it breaks...
That's right, it hurts when you hesitate.
Oh, that's right. I wasn't hesitating.
I went all out.
It doesn't hurt as much as you'd think.
When it breaks...
That's right. This is a good one.
Really.
When it breaks...
When it breaks, it makes the best sound.
That's what I think is a good one.
Is it a bad-used walnut?
This...
Isn't it like a bad-used board from karate?
No, it's not!
Isn't it like that?
There's no such walnut!
There is karate, but...
I don't think it's such a major song.
I like this one.
Shall we try it, too?
Can you do it?
Um...
But...
I'll do my best!
She swallowed it.
But...
But you wanted to ask something new, didn't you?
That's a good one.
That's...
That's the most interesting one.
You usually swallow up words.
Do you throw it with your right hand?
I throw it with my right hand and I start with my right hand.
Oh, that means...
There's a possibility you'll throw it with your left hand, but...
I think you've been throwing it with your right hand for a while now.
What do you think?
Yes.
I don't know!
For example...
When you sit on a chair, which side do you go from?
Left or right?
I can't think of anything else!
Oh, you're right-handed, but you're left-handed.
Then, when you go to bed, which side do you go from?
Either one is fine!
Right or left?
Right!
You don't hesitate, do you?
Yes.
Can I push it once?
Push it?
Can I push it?
Do you want me to hit it?
Oh, you don't want it to break, do you?
Yeah.
No, no, no!
That was a bad one!
No, no, no!
Why did you do that?
It's hard, hard, hard!
It's hard, right? It's hard!
It's hard.
It was a bad one, wasn't it?
No, no, no! Bring me a proper one!
You gave it to me, didn't you?
Oh, this one, this one!
It was kind of exposed.
Originally?
Originally, yeah.
It was this one.
It was a bad one.
Chiri, can you hit it lightly?
What do you mean "bad one"?
It's not like that! It's okay! It's hard, right?
Wait, wait, seriously...
No, no, let's have you hit it again.
Check it out for yourself.
Hit it again.
You're strong!
Why do you break it?!
Hey!
But you didn't break it when you hit it with Chiri!
I didn't break it!
Huh?!
Chiri...
Would you break it if you put your fist down from such a high place?
You always say that!
It's like I'm doping you.
Hey!
It's hard, right?
Do you really use it because it's hard?
Because it's hard.
I'll try it.
Try it?
Yes!
I'll hit it!
Oh!
That's fast!
Hey...
Didn't you hear it earlier?
I didn't hear it at all!
"Chiri to" has "Chiri go" in it!
It was fast! It was fast!
What was that?!
I had a feeling that it would break at that speed, so it was fast!
I think so, too...
If you do something like this, you'll get a good deal!
It broke! It broke!
It broke!
Okay, Saito.
Yes!
Saito, you're a fan of Chiri.
Yes!
Today, I tried a lot of things and learned a lot of things.
I'm going to respect and support Chiri more and more.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
If it doesn't break, I'm not a fan of Chiri anymore!
Saito Madoka!
Now, stand by!
Three, two, one! Chiri go!
Oh, wait! Wait!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
It's a little scary, really!
The distance between you and me is getting bigger and bigger!
You're going to break it with your fist!
It's too early for that!
It's going to break!
Here we go!
Chiri... go!
Seriously?!
Saito!
I'm left-handed!
Oh! That's why!
I'm left-handed!
Saito!
You can put it on here.
Yes!
Oh, I see!
From here!
Why are you putting it on from the middle?!
You're always saying the most specific things!
I don't know if it's right or not!
Yes!
You're already aiming for it!
Yes! Yes!
If you go down, you're already in a position where you can break it!
Yes! Hold it!
Hold it!
Go! Go! Go!
You do it, you do it!
Reach it!
How is it?
I'm severely left-sided.
He grew up just by new knowledge!
So who will throw it?
It doesn't matter!
Reach it!
I'm glad!
I became left-handed!
I'm glad.
I was able to say what I had seen in movies so far.
Surprisingly, I've been doing bad simulations.
But when I stood here, I got a little excited.
So I thought I'd buy more walnuts at home and practice.
But these walnuts are special walnuts, aren't they?
Special.
They're easy to break.
You've become left-handed, haven't you?
I'm glad you enjoyed it, Saito.
Thank you, Sherry!
So we tried various challenges.
What was your potential like?
I'm glad you showed your personality.
You're serious and you're really aiming for a Guinness World Record.
I like your seriousness.
I thought you could definitely practice.
What about you, Saito?
When you said you were my fan, I was happy.
I believe you'll continue to do it.
I believe you.
And I thought you might have thought of me.
I'm left-handed.
Are you serious?
Did you notice?
I was a little surprised.
You may have foreseen it too much, but I'll ask you anyway.
Ask me.
You asked me.
Mitsuami, do you think you're Sherry's wife, Shiratori?
I don't think of her as my wife, but I do think of her as my wife.
Wow!
You thought of my wife!
You showed me your wife, didn't you?
Oh, I see.
I didn't realize it at all.
I'm not Madoka anymore. I'm Kaito Kumiko now.
I was happy you noticed it. Thank you!
That's great.
So, Ai-chan, how was it today?
It was fun.
But in the middle of it, I got a little carried away, didn't I?
You tried it in the middle of it, didn't you?
Yes.
You just tried it.
You just tried it and it got worse and worse.
I'm sorry for making fun of you in the beginning.
Really?
Anyone can do it and it's not funny.
Why are you doing it so seriously?
I'm just an adult who's always in a traffic jam.
What am I doing?
I think you're saying too much.
That's what I thought.
But when I tried it, I got so into it.
It's a lot of fun.
I want to do it right now.
Really?
I think I can do it in a row.
You can't do it like that.
Sui-chan can do it, too.
Cherry's fist is harder than her butt.
Anyway, let's finish it off with energy!
Thank you, Cherry...
Much!
I don't want to do it!
If you don't want to do it, do it!
What was that?
I fell asleep.
I don't want to do it anymore.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little.
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
Last one!
Are you ready?
Thank you, Cherry...
Much!
Finally, let's continue with the second single's two songs!
I'll do it a little.
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little.
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
You don't want to do it?
I'll do it a little with both hands.
It's working!
(They're dancing.)
What's happening?
What should I do?
What will happen to me?
Are everyone in town doing fine?
I can make it out of here somehow!
Come back to Tokyo and bring home our friends and all of you who are in good health!
We met by chance, I might be mistaken
I don't know about the truth, I won't go look for it
The days I spent with you, like they were eternal for a moment
I don't think they were meant to be
The conversation with you must have been decided since you were born, right?
Shubiduba, shubiduba, oh yeah! Shubiduba, shubiduba, I want to know your heart.
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