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"Tea no horse master's question and answer session"!
This show is a crazy variety show where tea no horse answers viewers' requests!
Tea no horse master's choice will decide their fates!
Now, we're starting "Tea no horse master's question and answer session"!
This time, we'll be having Takashi Nakayama and Tassho Nishimoto to answer questions!
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
How have you been?
I've been good.
Long time no see.
It's been a while.
From what I've heard,
you released your first photo book.
Yes, I did.
What are you doing?
Is it a hobby?
No, it's not.
Are you a fan?
My first photo book "Natsumei, 17 years old"
will be released.
Great!
Thank you very much.
Great!
Is it your first photo book?
Yes, it is.
Wait a minute.
I don't know why,
but you look like you want to talk with your manager.
That's right.
There is an order.
"Nakayama is the best", "I love you, Nakayama",
but "Nakayama is not the first one", I thought.
Really?
I don't know.
You said you wanted to do it,
and your manager said it to you.
I see.
It seems like my dream has come true.
I'm very happy.
You had the desire.
I want to do it.
Please speak louder.
I think you have a loud voice.
Wow!
You look like this?
It's embarrassing.
Really?
You look good.
Really? Thank you.
You are cute.
You look like an adult.
I don't know if I can say this,
but I think you look better when you take off your clothes.
Please listen to what the staff said.
It's a truth.
How can I say it?
You show a new side of you.
There is a gap.
I can see it.
Wow!
It's better to take it off.
Let's take it off today, too.
This is amazing!
She is very mature.
This is amazing!
Isn't she in her 20s?
This feeling is also very good.
She is like a manager of the swimming club.
Wow!
What are we seeing now?
What is it?
Is it a cameraman?
It's amazing!
What is it?
She is very mischievous and active.
And her speech is always unnecessary.
Unnecessary!
Is it true?
She is an idol!
It's wonderful!
I hope there is a project like this.
That's right.
It's wonderful!
Tashiro will give you instructions for today's tea time.
Yes!
This is from Azukyo.
I was very interested in the unexpected side of the members in the parkour session.
And I was able to know more about each member.
I would like you to do the same kind of challenge.
I see.
This is a challenge.
Do your best no matter what happens!
Yes!
Do your best!
Hey!
I'm giving you a photo album.
Don't put it in your car!
Wow!
What was that?
Wow!
All right!
There is a teacher who will entertain us.
Let's go!
A dangerous sportsman, Tashiro and Nakayama, will show you how to do it!
I'd like to try it!
Me, too!
Tashiro, the whip-user, is a bomb, isn't he?
You, the tea horse, will decide the future of the tea horse!
The tea horse's tea horse says it all!
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Tashiro, the whip-user, is a bomb, isn't he?
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What is this?
What are you doing today?
It's called "sport whip".
- "Sport whip"? - Whip.
- Whip? - It's a whip.
- Whip?! - A sports whip.
Sports that use whips - "sport whip".
And the president of the Japanese Sports Whip Association is Ms. Koshina.
Whips may be whips, but the whips used in sports are different from the short ones used on the field.
The whips used by cowboys are remade for performance.
With this, you can make a sound or make a cool move.
It's a sport that competes for whips.
I'm a little curious about you two.
Who are you two?
We are members of the club and we use whips.
- You two. - Whip users.
- Your characters are too small. - That's right.
When you choose a character in a game, which one will you choose?
Which one should I choose?
- The president? - The president is laughing.
The president is in it.
- So... - So...
- A whip is... - Yes.
It's not something the queen uses, is it?
It's not like that.
- A cowboy's whip is... - I see.
- It's like a horse's whip. - That's right.
Who do you think of as a whip?
- Me? - Me?
I've done something like...
hitting a piece with a whip.
What are you doing?
You're used to whipping, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I see. So you turn it like this.
Yes, like this.
What about you, Kashiro?
I feel like a crazy person is using it.
Hey, I'm scared of your back, so don't do it.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I've never seen a whip like this before.
A whip like this?
A whip that's been mossed up.
Oh, the one that's broken up?
Yes.
The black one, right?
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
You know what I'm talking about, right?
I know what you're talking about!
You're wrong!
Stop it!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Kashiro is a minor!
I feel like I see it a lot.
You're stepping on it like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about, but...
I see. So that's what you mean.
Yes.
Carboys do it like this, don't they?
Yes.
Do you know what a carboy is?
They ride a cow...
They ride a horse...
But there are different patterns of riding a cow.
Horses are the main pattern.
This sports whip...
Sports whip...
Where do you practice it?
Mainly at gyms.
Sports...
At places like badminton...
That's right.
We rent gyms and practice together.
Don't you do it on the road?
I try not to do it.
When men swing a whip on the road or park...
Do you do it, too?
Yes, we do.
I thought you might do it.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
I see.
Do you do it like this when you practice?
No, we don't.
Do you two have anything you'd like to ask?
Yes.
When you do whips like this...
Are there any benefits or benefits?
When you do whips like this...
I'm getting cold.
First of all, you can train your body.
You can build up your muscles.
And you can do it like that.
And what's popular with women is...
You can get rid of the slackness of your arms.
That's great.
Can you see the shape-up effect?
Yes, you can.
You can build up your abs?
When you do both of them, you can build up your body.
You can build up your abs.
I didn't know that.
It's really good.
You can use your whole body.
I didn't know you could see the shape-up effect.
I see.
What about you, Nakayama?
Do you have any questions?
Well...
I have a scary image of sounds and stuff like that.
But when you do it, you can have fun.
It's fun.
It's fun to make sounds.
I see.
It's refreshing.
Everyone says it's refreshing.
Thank you.
Do you make sounds when you start?
I talk with people who don't make sounds easily and people who make sounds quickly.
It depends on whether you like it or not.
It took me some time.
Really?
The first day I went...
Oh my!
Chairman, how long ago was the first day you went?
About 12 or 13 years ago.
What made you go?
I was told that there is such a sport as "muchi".
I was invited and I thought, "Oh, there is such a thing."
When I went, I fell in love with it.
Good for you, "muchi idol".
Certainly.
It seems like a weapon in many ways.
Now, we are ready.
Yes!
You two, please!
Thank you!
Wow!
What is it? Is it a "tengaro hat"?
Yes, it is.
It's like a wheat field work.
It was like that for a long time.
Certainly.
You can do it right now.
Please harvest it properly.
Now, chairman, what should we start with first?
Yes, first of all, I want you to learn how to make a sound with "muchi".
It's called "cracking".
First of all...
"cracking" means making a sound.
I see.
It seems like you can tell whether it makes a sound or not.
I'm excited.
Let's try it.
"cracking" makes a sound by shaking "muchi".
In order to see their sense, they will try it with their own style.
First of all, let's start with Tashiro.
Yes, I'll go.
Yes.
You like it?
I didn't like it in the beginning.
It hits my feet.
It's amazing.
It made a sound.
You're laughing a lot.
You're smiling.
It's amazing.
You're laughing a lot.
I like it.
Do you like it?
I'm not used to it.
It made a sound.
President, it made a sound, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
You did it.
Do you think it's good or not?
I think it's good.
It's amazing.
Next, Nakayama will also try cracking with his own style.
He looks like a stupid cowboy.
Both of you are a little stupid.
Yes.
Nakayama, let's do it.
Yes, I'll do it.
It sounds like it's making a sound, but it's hitting the floor.
Apparently, it's different from the cracking you mentioned.
President, it's not making a sound, is it?
No, it's not.
I see.
It's a little different from Tashiro's sound.
Does it sound like an explosion?
Yes.
It's not hitting the floor and making a sound.
The tip of the whip hits the air at a low speed.
It sounds like a shock wave when it hits the air.
Is that the sound of the whip hitting the floor?
Yes, it is.
That's right.
The sound of the whip doesn't hit the floor.
It hits the air.
As a result of hitting at high speed, what happened. In short, the whip's tip is at an incredible speed.
The whip turns with centrifugal force, right? Yes.
There is a good timing when it falls when you turn it like this. Remember this first.
If you do this properly together, it will sound like this.
Isn't this the sound of the floor and whip meeting?
No, it's not. For example, even if you shake it sideways, it will be in the air.
Wow! The sound is loud! The reaction is slow!
And Tassiro seems to be fine. Tassiro seems to be fine.
Wow! You can do it sideways too, right? Yes, you can do it sideways too.
Wow! That's interesting! It sounded like something exploded. It sounded like something exploded.
If you practice that, you will be able to make that sound? You will be able to make that sound.
That's interesting!
Wow! Tassiro awakens here!
Wow!
Is Rei the birth of a useless idol for the first time?
Tassiro and Nakayama are nervous.
Wow!
Their lesson starts with the goal of becoming useless idols!
For example, sideways... Wow!
Yes, this is the most famous one called "Cattleman's Crack".
Wow! What is it? It's too much!
What is "cattle"? It's "Cattleman's Crack".
"Cattleman's Crack"!
Hold the grip end of the whip as close as you can.
Yes.
Don't hold it too tight. Hold it lightly.
Yes, yes.
And...
First...
Try to make a big circle in the back.
Yes.
And...
Before it falls off...
At the moment it falls off...
Wow!
Like this...
Don't turn it.
Raise it and lower it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Wow!
Yes, it's done!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
Ah, I can't do it!
No, you can raise and lower it at the same speed.
Wow!
You can start from your elbow.
From my elbow?
Yes.
Slowly...
Wow!
Wow! It went up a lot!
It's really good!
Wow!
It's really good!
Wow!
I'm getting excited!
It's fun!
Now...
Wow!
You have a lot of sense!
Wow!
You have a lot of sense!
I don't think it's your first time.
Wow!
It's great!
Yay!
Seriously...
If you can master it...
Yes.
It's really good, isn't it?
Wow!
I want to master it!
You can make a song like that on stage!
I want to do something like that!
You can do it!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
Now...
The next one is Nakayama!
Nakayama!
Let's do it!
Say "kyaaaa!"
Don't be complacent!
Next up...
Nakayama is obviously scared of it!
But...
Yes, it's fine now.
His body temperature is like...
He looks like he's grown up.
Yes, it's fine now.
However!
This will set Nakayama on fire!
Look!
The teachers have the same expression!
He's going up!
He's about to speed up!
Is it that strong?
No, it's not.
But I'm about 27.
It's not about the firepower.
I'm so nervous!
Do it again!
Um...
Can I get it now?
That's right!
Now, you're doing the "cattleman's crack" in front of you.
Now, you're going to go behind you.
And you're going to do the same thing behind you.
This is "reverse cattleman's crack".
Reverse cattleman's crack!
Do you want to try "reverse"?
Let's do it!
I like it when you two are on fire!
You're going to go behind you.
It's difficult!
You're becoming an adult!
You're going to do it like this.
You're going to wait for it to go down.
And you're going to turn it around.
You've broken it!
What? I can't do it. I might not be able to do it for the rest of my life.
It's okay.
I want to do it, though.
You've made a mistake!
I want to be able to do it!
This is the first time we've seen Tassiro's greediness.
We want to watch it as it is, but as the shooting time approaches, she changes to Nakayama without crying.
Like this and like this!
Oh, you're wrong!
You're wrong!
It's this way!
You're wrong!
Like this and like this!
Like this!
Yeah, I think you're doing pretty good now.
Oh, you did it!
It's so difficult! It's really difficult!
I think you should make up your mind.
That's true! Maybe you don't have enough willpower.
Yeah.
If you say something annoying and then go for it, it might make a good sound.
Yeah.
Let's make up our minds!
Put your willpower in one hand and shout something annoying!
I've been breaking things lately.
Did you leave it in the dressing room where everyone is?
No, I destroyed it myself.
I don't know about that!
Putting such feelings into words!
Let's do it again.
Don't break it!
I'm not breaking it!
It's annoying!
It's irritating!
It's annoying, isn't it?
I can't stop it! I can't stop it! It's broken!
Come back for a second! What's broken recently?
My lipstick.
Lipstick?! I'll buy you one!
Thank you!
What are you giving me?! Lipstick?!
Next, what about Nakayama?
About two days ago...
About four days ago...
It said you can make warm chicken if you put mirin and sake together and microwave it.
When I microwaved it, it was dry.
I microwaved it like this, but it turned out like this.
How long did you microwave it for?
About 15 minutes.
How long?!
That's why!
Yes, and I was a little irritated.
Don't cook anymore!
But you wanted to do it, didn't you?
How can you say such a thing?!
Why can't you use a microwave?!
You can't use a microwave?!
Ms. Ono, can you show us something?
Something that makes you look elegant.
It's about this training session.
The only problem with this sport is that you have to do your job.
That's right.
But I thought the Japanese police were excellent at this.
They have to explain it from the beginning.
It's not a weapon, so please forgive me.
And you have to wait 10 or 15 minutes for them to say, "No, it's not a crime."
It's hard for me to explain it like that.
How can you say such a thing?!
Don't eat when you have a whip!
That's...
The size of it is...
The sound of teachers' whip is totally different!
Yes.
It's so powerful!
I want to be able to do that much.
I want to master it.
You want to master it!
Yes!
That's good!
So, the teachers will show us their brilliant skills!
Watch in a row!
It's like drawing a big eight-letter word, so it's "slow figure eight."
First of all, "slow figure eight."
Wow!
Both front and back!
So cool!
Tasmanian cutback.
"Tasmanian cutback"!
Yes!
Next, "Tasmanian cutback"!
Wow!
So cool!
This is "Tasmanian cutback."
Wow!
It's like a cowboy!
Where did "Tasmanian" come from?
"Tasmanian"...
An old man named it, so I don't know what it is.
I see!
You don't know what it is, do you?
No.
Another one is "Queensland crossover."
Wait a minute!
It's dangerous!
The last one is "Queensland crossover"!
Yes!
Wow!
Yes, this is a technique in which two people alternately switch arms and ring the bell in Japan.
Wow!
That's amazing!
"Queensland Crossover".
Yes.
What is Queensland?
Maybe an Australian named it.
It's a bit old-fashioned, isn't it?
But if you can do that, it would be really cool, wouldn't it?
It's cool!
While you're singing, you're dancing like this.
Wow!
It looks like a stage performance.
Who came up with this technique?
It's a technique that's been around since the days when there was no internet like YouTube.
I don't know who came up with it, but even recently, new techniques are being created.
Are there any?
Yes, there are.
So, for example, you can think of a new technique and give it a name, right?
That's right. If it's possible, it's possible.
Wow!
I want to do it!
If you're relieved and say you've never seen it before, you can give it a name you like, right?
That's right.
It's really good! "Tea Norman Something Something".
Wow!
That's amazing!
I want to do it!
It means "one, two", right?
And for that, you have to do a technique that is recognized by people all over the world.
Let's have the chairman do it!
Let's do it!
So, next time...
We'll show the teachers what technique we came up with!
And we'll also show you the performance that goes with the song!
Woo!
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