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Ochanoma's...
Ochanoma's New Story!
Getchu!
This show is a crazy variety show where Ochanoma answers viewers' requests!
Ochanoma's choices determine their fates!
Today's guests are Ishiguri and Kitahara!
The teacher we're going to learn from is a ninja who can't hide his presence, Suzuki Yurie!
The ninja training started with their cosplay.
What is it about?
Shinsoku Hou
First, it's a training in which you run fast without dropping your hair.
Koutogiki
Next, it's a training in which you separate small noises.
Yonkaime
Nin
Yoshi
The previous time, they discovered an obvious flaw.
Hai
Zettai
Momoni, what is it?
And...
Iyawarakasa
Okusa
Nado
Hobo
Chikai
Nani
Sarani
Saraiyai
Gurinin
Ganbare
Gurinin
Ganbare
Saraiyai
And...
Kitahara
What is it about?
You are the one who decides the future of Tea Horse!
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I got it!
Master's...
And she will also challenge the advanced type of court game.
She will guess Master's item only by sound.
Oh, I got it!
Something like a plastic bag.
Um, please don't give me such an answer!
(Laughter)
What?
You made such an easy-to-understand sound.
I thought it was a paper balloon.
It's a rock.
Um, it's like crushing potato chips like this.
I see!
It's not potato chips!
If it's not potato chips, what is it?
Oh, senbei?
Correct!
I didn't know anything.
You don't have enough training!
However, after this, Grinin's brain play will explode!
Now, let's move on to the next question!
Yes!
Good luck, you two!
Two!
Okay!
Now, close your eyes.
Here we go!
I see.
Two!
I want you to guess it.
Then, please!
Oh!
What are you going to do?
Um, Grinin!
Are you going to guess it?
No, I'm not!
What?
Hey, what's wrong?
I don't have confidence.
You don't have confidence?
Yes.
Then, let's ask a little more.
Yes.
Yes, Grinin!
What is it?
CD!
What kind of CD is it?
We, Ocha-no-uma's major debut single "Koi no Grouching Start"'s CD!
Nice!
Wow!
What's up? What's up?
When Condor Johnny and Eloy-san talked about it, I thought it might be a CD.
I was cheating a little.
No, no, no.
It's a psychological warfare.
Psychological warfare?
And when I opened it, I thought it might be a CD.
Wow, you're good at psychological warfare.
But ninjas also have psychological warfare.
I see!
It's a martial art.
It's a martial art, so it's OK.
Great!
Ninjas were really fast.
There is also a part about what the purpose of training is, but Grinin led us to the correct answer.
And finally, the final question!
Now, please close your eyes.
This will be the last question.
Yes!
Now, Master, please!
Something is missing.
Master, where did you get this?
I can't answer because it's a secret activity.
That's right.
It's borrowed from someone.
What?
It's not yours.
How big is it?
This much?
What is it? How about the texture, Master?
It's weak for silicon.
Green!
Ozabuton!
Wow!
Ozabuton!
Yes!
It's soft.
Yes!
It's heavy.
What is it?
It's a pillow I use.
Wow!
It's soft!
The size of the pillow is almost the same.
And the point of view of the pillow I use is wonderful!
But, what if the pillow you use is rejected without permission?
I don't like it!
But,
Yes!
The look Momo-nin uses is not Momo-nin's look!
It's not Momo-nin's look!
It's Guri-nin's look!
It's not Guri-nin's look!
It's Guri-nin's look!
Yes!
Yes, Guri-nin!
It's Guri-nin's look! It's a big teddy bear I always carry with me.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Do you carry it with you?
It looks like it.
That's right.
Guri-nin loves teddy bears and sunflowers with salmon.
Yes!
That's right!
So, she always carries it with her.
She always carries it with her.
It's a little disgusting.
It's disgusting!
When I have a lot of luggage, I always carry a small teddy bear with me.
It's good in a good way!
It's bad in a bad way!
So, it's a court game battle.
Guri-nin wins!
Wow!
You led us to the first step.
You gave us a little quiz.
That's right.
So, the loser Momoi...
For some reason, Guri-nin is already written in the script.
I didn't lose!
It says that Guri-nin will definitely lose.
I won!
It hurts!
Now, there is a penalty game for Momo-nin, who has overturned everyone's expectations and lost!
Wow!
Now, Master, please announce it.
What is it?
You have to do "kentate".
No way!
So, it is "kentate" after all.
Since you are newbies, you will now raise your level and do "shinon"
What does "shinon" mean?
You will do it in a place where no one can see you.
Will you do "kentate"?
Yes, I will.
So, it is a penalty game!
This is new.
It came in recently.
It came in about a week ago.
I see.
It is recent.
This is really...
Wow!
You did it!
It is amazing!
It is really amazing!
I didn't see it, so please do it one more time.
No!
You really didn't see it!
I realized it and finished it.
I finished it, but I did it ten times.
It is amazing!
I couldn't see it because it was too fast.
It is amazing!
Master, what is the next training?
The next training is...
"the way of the eye".
the way of the eye
What kind of training is it?
It is like staring at a candlelight and not blinking.
It is about concentration and eye training.
Eye training?
It is better for ninjas to have good eyesight.
I see.
By the way, how good is your eyesight?
It is less than D.1.
That is bad!
Master has been doing eye training over and over again.
How good is his eyesight?
I see.
the way of the eye
Cut!
It looks like it.
It's still wide open.
Wow!
It's not blinking at all.
Not at all.
Your eyes are twitching, doctor.
No way!
Wow!
This is concentration.
It's fine.
Even if you say something that makes you concentrate, it's definitely fine.
Concentrate on your thighs and back.
Your eye shadow is cute.
Your makeup is so cute.
Concentrate!
Wow!
Amazing!
How long can you do this?
If you train, you can do it for three minutes.
Three minutes?!
Without blinking?
I have dry eye, so I can't do it.
Dry eye?!
Dry eye...
Even with dry eye, she showed her effort, doctor!
Wow!
Now, you two, challenge!
Now, it's a battle.
Grini, how is it?
Can you do it?
I'm confident, but...
I have dry eye, so I'll do my best.
You have dry eye.
Nowadays, all modern people have dry eye.
Yes, I'll do my best.
How about you, Momoni?
Yes...
I'm prepared not to blink.
She's prepared!
Wonderful!
I'm glad you debuted!
Wonderful!
Now...
The one who blinks first is the loser!
Yes!
This is also a penalty game!
Concentrate!
Now, I'll do my best!
She's blinking a lot now!
She's blinking a lot!
Now, doctor!
Please give us the signal!
Blink!
Start!
They look alike.
Concentrate!
Don't give up!
With that voice, I feel like I can't concentrate.
Concentrate!
But the two of them are surprisingly similar.
It's a good feeling.
Why is Serin closing her eyes tightly?
Gurinin, you can do it!
You're about to cry.
Good luck, Gurinin!
You can do it!
Grini, you're amazing!
Grini, you're a ninja!
You're amazing! You can do it!
You can do it! Why are you giving up?!
I'm not giving up! It's okay!
You can do it!
Grini, you're amazing!
Didn't you surpass Shishou?
I think I surpassed him with ease!
I surpassed Shishou!
Don't lose your faith in yourself!
Don't give up!
What a wonderful match!
This match is Grini vs. Sho!
You definitely surpassed Shishou!
You broke your own record!
I joined Hello! Project when I was 11 or 12 years old.
Now I'm 18 years old.
Compared to those long years of age, it's easy for me to open my eyes and look at myself like this!
Amazing! Stoic!
You did it!
I'm ready!
You're giving up.
What a wonderful match!
Now, whoever loses will receive a punishment game!
Now, Shishou, what kind of punishment game will it be?
Please look at Meigan with a strange face one more time!
I don't want to!
It's a strange face!
I've never seen Momonin with a strange face!
Neither have we!
Momonin, have you ever had a strange face in your life?
Not at all! And I'm pretty good at it!
Can I have a serious face?
A serious face...
Is it okay for her to do a serious face?
Let's check with the agency!
Is it okay for me to do it?
Your white eyes are a little scary.
Okay, let's start the penalty game.
Momo-nin's strange face, start!
I haven't seen it yet.
The manager stopped me just now.
I want to make a stamp of this.
Momo-nin showed her sincere strange face.
Thank you for your hard work in many ways.
Next is the last training!
Okay, this is the last training.
What is the last training?
The last training is...
walking like a ninja.
It's called "shinsou toho".
I'd like you to do it.
shinsou toho
Oh, that's how a ninja walks.
It's a way of walking.
Anyway, you can't stand up.
I see.
It's like "nuki ashi sashi ashi".
I know it well.
It's famous.
There is "nuki ashi sashi ashi",
but it is said to be the most quiet way of walking.
More than that?
Yes.
"shinsou toho" is said to be the quietest way of walking.
What kind of walking is it?
Master, please!
I have no idea at all.
Anyway, you have to stand up.
That means you don't stand up.
You do like this, like this and like this.
It's very inefficient.
I can't stand on my feet!
Master, but I think you can stand on your hands and feet.
Which is easier, hands or feet?
This is how ninjas walked in history!
Thank you, Master.
Master says this is good!
So please do it!
Nin!
The last one is a battle of truth and love!
Grinin, who has no exercise nerves, versus Momo- nin, an idol who can move!
Will they be able to make up for it?!
Now, I'm curious...
Momo-nin, what do you think?
I'm confident I can win!
Yes, I think so too!
Grinin really doesn't seem like he can do it.
I think so too!
Grinin, what do you think?
When it comes to weird movements,
I'm more confident than Momo-nin,
so I'll do my best!
But we know that Momo-nin can do weird movements too.
Now for the last battle!
Do your best!
Yes!
Nin!
The loser gets a penalty game!
Now, let the serious battle begin!
Get ready!
Truth or dare...
Begin!
Wait!
Why did you give up there?!
If you can do this,
it's better than Momo-nin's overwhelming power!
Grinin!
No, it's better than Momo-nin's power!
You can still run!
You're a ninja, right?!
You can still run!
Red team scored a goal!
In this match, Momoni won!
Momoni was amazing.
Saraguri did her best, too.
Both of you are great ninjas!
Did you recognize me as a ninja?
You're a ninja!
From now on, live as a ninja!
As you can see, we cleared this mission, too!
But, the loser will have to play that punishment game!
Now, reaction!
The punishment game is...
Merging Martial Arts.
Merging Martial Arts?
You have to hit yourself with an iron rod.
Wow!
You have to hit the sand.
You have to train yourself by doing that.
But...
Isn't that a serious punishment?
It might hurt a little, so...
Don't get hurt.
This time, it's a loose version.
A loose version?
You have to walk on an acupressure mat without any reaction.
Wow!
That's nice!
Didn't you walk on an acupressure mat before, too?
Yes!
Did you walk on an acupressure mat in green suits?
I didn't walk on anything!
There's a connection with acupressure mats.
Will Gurinin be able to walk on an acupressure mat without any reaction?
Now, let's start merging martial arts!
Gurinin, you can do it!
I'll do my best!
Okay!
Please walk on an acupressure mat without any reaction!
Okay!
I'm a ninja.
That's right!
My master told me to be a ninja.
That's right.
Ready!
Focus!
Merging Martial Arts!
Begin!
Grini!
Grini, don't be scared!
I can't move my legs at all!
But you were traumatized when you were a princess!
You can do it!
Grini!
No! Reaction!
Grini!
It hurts!
I can't do it!
I don't even have a piece of tea!
You look like an old woman!
It hurts!
Please look at the camera for the last time!
I want to hit you!
Grini!
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With our hearts full of love, it's a festival debut!
Now, Master! From your point of view, what was the potential of the two of you as ninjas?
It's enough!
Thank you!
Simple!
Cool!
It's enough!
Both of you have talents!
Both of us have talents!
I'm happy!
Seeing you two work hard on your training, I was moved and about to cry.
Is it that bad?
Well, it's just dry ice.
Now, and Momo-nin!
Yes!
How was your training?
Well, I learned ninjutsu and from now on, I want to live as a ninja and an idol.
That's amazing!
It doesn't look like you're thinking like that at all!
I am thinking like that.
I think your determination is a little different.
That's true.
That's right.
Now, and you, Guri-nin?
Yes!
There were hard times, but thanks to Master and Momo- nin, I was able to overcome them.
I want to work hard in my idol life like I did in my training.
That's like you!
You really did it!
I'm proud of you!
I thought you were proud of yourself.
Anyway!
Yes!
See you next week!
One, two...
Nin!
Yes!
Master!
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As you say in your tea time!
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