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Ochanoma's "Ochanoma-sama's U-Tourney"!
We are...
Ochanoma!
This show is a crazy variety show where Ochanoma, who has just made her debut, answers viewers' requests!
With your choice, Ochanoma, their fate will be decided!
So, what is this show about?
Let's get started!
Ochanoma's "Ochanoma-sama's U-Tourney"!
Our guests for today are...
Ochanoma members!
Hello! I'm Ochanoma's Nanami Kubota and...
I'm Miku Nishidaki!
Nice to meet you!
Kubota said "Fuji-Q" and...
Nishidaki-chan took a picture of you.
Did you have any response?
Well, when I saw myself on TV...
I thought, "I'm definitely a professional!"
Thank you!
She's used to it!
What are you doing?
Nanami Kubota.
She's 17 years old and from Chiba Prefecture.
She's one of the youngest members of the group with the longest career as a Haro Pro.
She's a professional idol who has absolute confidence in her own cuteness!
I saw myself on TV in real-time.
In real-time?
Even though I said things that weren't that funny...
The staff edited it in a funny way.
I thought, "It's amazing to be on a TV show!"
It's like you're doping it!
Was it funny?
Nishidaki-chan, was it funny?
Miku Nishizaki.
She's 16 years old and from Okayama Prefecture.
She's charming because she's an angelic and romantic character!
No matter what you say about her, you can't help but laugh!
But what's her compatibility with Kubota?
- Suddenly? - Yes.
- I'd like you to do this project. - What is it?
- "Tea-drinking City Legend"! - "Tea-drinking City Legend"!
"Tea-drinking City Legend" that is whispered between the tea-drinkers.
"Let's ask the person himself about his thoughts on it"! That's the segment!
- That's right! - Let's start with Nishizaki's city legend.
Nishizaki is aware of her unconscious sexiness! Is it true or not?
- It's a lie! - What?
- First of all, are you being told about your unconscious sexiness by your fans?
- That's right, I'm being told about it. - You're being told about it?
- When we filmed it last time, you were quite sexy, so it was really good. - No, no, no.
Here is the filming location!
- Let's learn the secret of photography and make it our specialty! - I see, it's a good thing!
- Oh, it's good! - It's good!
- Wow, this is also very good! - Isn't it good?
This expression is sexy without complaint! But what is the secret?
That's gross!
I'm sorry!
Saying it's gross, she was actually aware of her sexiness.
15 years old?
That's definitely a lie! First of all, I don't have a sexy side!
But you do!
But can I say one thing?
What is it?
In Hello! Project, we sometimes sing solo songs.
But in this song, all of them are sexy songs.
That's not true!
I just like mature songs and I don't aim for them.
I choose songs as I like.
But you don't like those kinds of songs, do you?
I'm at an age where I want to become a mature woman.
So I'm trying out new things.
Kubota is a little irritated.
I'm not irritated!
Kubota is a little irritated at her natural beauty.
I'm not irritated!
She's cute and sexy at the same time.
Right, Nagi?
She's a little old.
You don't like girls like that?
I don't.
I don't like girls like that.
In addition, there's another urban legend!
It's said that you're taking pictures of your members with kibidango.
Is it true or a lie?
It's true!
Hey, hey!
You're Momotaro, aren't you?
That's right.
And everyone is a little chubby.
So I'm thinking of making them my friends.
You're calling yourself "Momotaro"?
That's right. I'm Momotaro.
By the way, do you wear kibidango on your waist?
No, I have it in my bag.
In your bag?
Yes.
You have it in your bag?
Now, Kubota's expression is clouded.
Um, may I say something? I've seen the members around me getting it, but I don't have it.
Why?! Why don't you give it to Kubota?!
Kubota is the existence of a demon.
I was hoping you'd give it to me someday.
Then give it to me! I haven't been taken away from you.
She's like a healthy girl.
I don't know if she got the kibi dango or not, but she's a little grumpy.
She's not grumpy.
We're close, right?
No, we're not close.
This is bad.
Digging any deeper than this is dangerous.
Next up is Kubota's urban legend. Let's go!
It's well-known for being a shortcut, so it's said that she regrets her twin-tailed period.
Is that so?
This rumor is true or not? Which one?
It's a lie!
I don't regret it!
I don't regret it. I'm an idol now.
It was really long.
No, it's true.
It was really short.
It's been a while since I said hello.
I didn't know who you were.
I didn't know you either, Kubota.
Twin-tailed Kubota is also a cute Kubota.
Since she became a shortcut, her face has become more beautiful.
I think I'll be a twin-tailed Kubota again in three years.
You don't regret it?
I don't!
You like your current Kubota?
Yes!
You like your twin-tailed Kubota?
Yes!
You like any Kubota?
Yes!
I'm sure you do!
Yes!
So, what are we going to do today?
Thank you very much.
This is an order from Aloe-san.
We would like to see you eating delicious food, being surprised, and making food reports.
This is a lot of work, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Eating, being surprised, and what else?
Making food reports?
Yes, making food reports.
No, this is a little difficult.
This is a lot of work.
In response to such greedy orders, we have prepared a special project!
What is it? What is it?
Being surprised, making food reports, and dancing!
What is this?
The one who will decide the future of Ochanoma is you, Ochanoma!
Ochanoma's "Ochanoma-sama's Yutawari"!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Thank you!
Where will the four of them head to?
This is our destination for today!
Asakusa Keuchi-juku.
That's right!
Let's go in!
What is Keuchi-juku?
Then, that song comes from inside!
Is it one of our songs?
No, it's not.
Take a look!
This is...
Excuse me!
Wow!
What is it? What is it?
Hey! Hey!
Hey! This song is...
No way!
It's one of our...
That's great!
It's an Ochanoma song!
Love's crunching start!
Yeah!
Since we're here, why don't you two dance, too?!
Yeah!
Udon performer Ono Udon was rhythmically cutting noodles.
Udon is played in every approach, and even in Fuji Rock and New York, the technique is revealed.
As a craftsman, he has trained at a Michelin guide restaurant and of course, his taste is exquisite!
It was a very surreal space.
I'm just making udon.
Udon is played, but it's still "tantantan", isn't it?
This is music, it's performance.
Performance, udon performer.
But udon is also exquisite, so...
- So... - Yes?
- Can I eat the udon you made? - Yes!
- Is it okay? - Of course!
Udon soaked in love's crouching start!
Will the taste make you drool?!
- Yay! - Yay!
- First of all, I'd like to eat only noodles. - Only noodles?
- Without any sauce? - Yes, that's right.
- Sensei, actually, we received a request to do a food report. - Oh, yes.
- So, first of all, can we do a food report like a model? - Yes.
- And then you can do a food report. - Oh, it's okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
First of all, let's start with the model, Niche Kondo.
- It looks delicious. - It's crispy.
- The noodles are really chewy. - Chewy?
- It's really chewy. - Chewy?
And it's seasoned well. It's delicious as it is.
- There's a little salt in it. - I just gave birth to it. Please try it.
This is a food report that is highly requested in information programs.
Next, Enome will report food from a variety show.
There's no way udon noodles sold while performing are delicious.
- This is it. - This?
- This is it. - I'll eat it.
- This person is rude. - I wonder if it's delicious.
- It's delicious. - It's done.
- This is it.
Wow, amazing.
Finally, the two of them will try it. Let's start with Nishizaki.
- Should I suck it up and eat it? - That's right.
- That's why it's difficult. - You can cut it up and eat it.
I'll eat it.
Wow, it's short.
- It's not short, it's long. - I just sucked it up and ate it.
I'll eat it.
Thank you very much. It's really delicious.
- Is there salt in it? - There's salt in it.
Thank you very much.
- I see, it's a food report of gratitude. - It's a food report of gratitude.
"Thank you very much" comes first.
Can you not look at the camera?
- I'm sorry. - I see.
- This is an information variety show. - Yes, it is.
Let's have Kumota talk about variety show.
Huh? Is it really alright for me?
"Koi no Crouching Start" is not a song which we use for udon.
- I'm a little dissatisfied with it. - I'm going to complain about it.
- I wonder if it's alright. - Can you do crouching with this?
Can you do crouching with this? It's a mystery...
It's hard to handle for an idol.
Oh, a little...
Was it too much? How is it?
She's the type of person who doesn't back down.
It's too much.
I got it!
It's delicious!
What's going on?
There are too many things.
She skipped the basics and went to the application.
It's applied a lot.
Four people are eating udon after eating food reports.
I can't stop eating!
How long have you been making udon?
It's been 10 years.
Is it three-quarters of your life?
Is your age revealed?
One-third?
Wait a minute.
Don't think about people based on idol standards.
Don't think about age or regret.
Kogota, do something about eating udon.
It's hard for me to stop eating in that state.
I don't like eating for a long time.
There's a lot of food in it.
It's a lot of food.
There will definitely be more people eating noodles in food reports.
You should practice.
It's very difficult to eat noodles.
I'm an idol, so I have to be cute.
If you become like Kogota, I'll cut you off.
Amazing!
The place was full of trash, but they ate delicious udon.
After checking the teacher's skills again, they will try to make udon from now on.
Both of you are full of energy!
What should we do first?
I'll make dough.
Can you make dough for girls?
If you listen to me carefully...
Listen to me.
I'll do it.
Start making udon!
First of all, make dough.
This is wheat flour.
This is salt water.
Don't drink it.
It's a cup.
I was about to drink it.
It's three or four times saltier than the sea.
Is it that salty?
I'm going to mix it up.
I'll show you how to do it.
Thank you!
Put it in.
First, shake it lightly.
I hope it won't be watery.
Then, mix it with your fingers.
Stand up with your fingers.
Don't rub it in.
Do it as fast as you can.
It's harder than you think.
It's hard.
It's impossible for them.
It's fast.
The dough looks simple.
But, their personalities are obvious!
First, making the dough.
Their personalities are obvious, so pay attention to their actions!
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
Roll it without putting anything in it.
Ah, that's how the teacher did it.
Like this, like this, like this.
Ah, you watched it a lot, didn't you?
Wow!
That's true!
It doesn't mean much, though.
It's like a performance.
It's like a habit.
As for me...
It was a habit.
Can I say it?
Yes.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
To whom?
Why did you laugh like that?
It's fun!
What should I do?
Wow!
That's amazing!
You can do it with your fingers.
Can I?
Yes.
Stand it up.
What should I do?
Do it quickly!
Wow! It's like slime!
It's really hard!
Wow!
You have to make it into powder.
Not sticky.
Wait, I don't think I can do it.
Do it quickly!
What should I do? Wait, wait!
Wow!
Nishizaki is proud of herself.
What is her teacher's evaluation?
It's good.
I think it's good.
So far, it's good.
Nishizaki-chan, show me.
Please look at it.
Wow!
It's very similar to your teacher's.
It's good, isn't it?
I did it!
Nishizaki-chan, listen to me carefully.
Yes!
I'll definitely do my best!
I can see your enthusiasm.
That's right.
Kumoto is...
Who is he?
No, no, no!
I'll do my best!
Kumoto, you're fast!
Are you tired already?
Huh?
No, no.
You were dancing just now.
This is...
It's like "Crash Landing on You".
That's right!
It's like "Crash Landing on You".
"Crash Landing on You"...
This is...
Is it right?
Huh? It's a little...
It's a little different.
It looks like a big rock.
It's Kumoto's...
Wait, teacher!
How about Kumoto's?
It's like...
It's like "Crash Landing on You".
Oh, that's not good.
This is the state of the article.
It looks like Kumoto's.
That's right.
It's like "Crash Landing on You".
Is it really recoverable?
That's right. It's still okay.
You can do it!
I want to believe it.
Kumoto's is like "Crash Landing on You", but this is his ideal state.
Even now, it doesn't stick together.
That's right!
It's like that.
Overall, it has moisture.
That's right!
It's like California.
It's like popcorn.
That's amazing!
Food is food, so it can't be compared.
Why are you pulling Kumoto's string like that?
It's not enough speed and number of times to mix it yet.
Yes.
Like this...
It's difficult!
Teacher, look at it properly!
Yes.
That's right! The reason for the failure is the small amount of water and the slow speed.
It's like a beginner's mistake, but...
Is this your first time making udon?
I made it once at my grandmother's house.
What?! You're an experienced person!
I'm an experienced person!
But, at that time, I couldn't eat it.
You couldn't eat what you made?
Yes.
When I went to my grandmother's house, I couldn't do anything.
Yes.
You'll learn it here and make udon with your grandmother next time!
Yes!
It seems like Kubota doesn't like cooking.
Actually, even in the first city legend verification corner,
there was a scene that made him smell it.
Yes!
That's right!
Kubota is strong!
Now, let's continue.
It seems like it's a lie that you like making sweets in your profile!
No, it's a lie! It's definitely a lie!
Then, which one is it?
It's a lie, right?
Hey! Hey!
Did you do it?
About two years ago, I was asked to draw this profile.
I was addicted to making sweets for a day.
I was addicted to making cookies for a day.
I was like, "Let's make cookies today!"
I made it about three days ago.
It's kind of cute, so I thought I'd draw it.
This kanji looks like a professional.
This is a talent
Is it okay for a professional to forgive this, Kubota?
Kubota is not only good at drawing profiles, but also a professional idol!
Now, that's it for the kneading work!
Next is the process of hardening the dough!
I'm going to harden it, too.
When you harden it, you can do it with one hand like this.
Oh, if that's the case!
When it's in this state, put it in a bag so it doesn't dry out.
I see.
That's it for now.
But here again...
Something's wrong with Kubota's dough!
It's like solid clay.
It's okay.
Sensei, I think you threw it too far.
Kubota's dough is probably a failure!
Nishizaki-chan is very careful.
It's starting to look like okara.
Okara?
It looks like okara.
Okara is a common expression.
Yay!
If you lift up the dough and there's nothing in the bowl, it's clear.
What is it?
It came out!
Yay!
Kubota-san, show it to us.
But...
It's solid.
I see.
It's soft.
I see.
But if you fold it...
If you fold it, you can do it.
But even from Sensei's point of view, did he think it would be difficult to recover from here?
Let's put it together.
Even if there's some dough left, it's okay.
This is completely giving up mode!
Will he be able to make a delicious udon in the end?
After this, we'll enter the process of stepping on the dough!
This is also an act with a sense of defeat
That's right. Foreigners often say this, but it's different for people who feel uncomfortable
First of all, make it flat like this with one foot
Once it becomes flat to some extent, you can ride it with both feet
Step on it lightly
Step on it !
Excuse me !
It's your first experience, isn't it ?
Excuse me !
I'm sorry ! Excuse me !
Wow ! Wow ! Amazing !
How do you feel ? How do you feel ?
It's like a cushion on top of me
It's like a cushion
Amazing !
It's like stepping on slime
Excuse me !
I'm thirsty
Kubo-chan is good at something
I'm good at this
You're good at this
You're the best
Your smile is back
Kubo-chan will show you how to recover here
That's right
The next step is herself
If she steps on the dough in order to get her back, can Kubo-chan recover ?
Now, show us your enthusiasm !
The music video of "Koi no Crouching Start" has finally been completed
Take a look at it !
It should have been too late, the revenge product is approaching
Excited, selective boy, everything is flying
You're just right
Shall we dance? Let's dance, crazy dance
Life is a real dance, take my hand and
Woof woof, woof woof woof
I'm falling in love, I laugh out loud, it's embarrassing
Shall we love? Let's love each other, love
The door of emotion, love, won't open and
Woof woof, woof woof woof
Isn't it a fantasy show?
Finally a love spotlight
My heart is in front of me
I'll decide, love's crouching start
Get you!
Even when I'm excited I can't go anywhere
Maybe sometimes sometimes
Today too, forever love
So, next week's Ochanomata-sama is...
Love you!
Udon made by Kubota and Nishizaki is also made overseas!
I'm gonna eat it all
You're gonna eat it all?
What is she saying?
I'm gonna try an udon performance!
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