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[Nogizaka]
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Do you like skiing?
So, what are we doing today, Himura-san?
Sounds fun.
Since it's winter, let's go skiing!
Nogizaka Ski Camp!
These two were on a show before...
- You're kidding! - They're really strong. - Really? - Really!
- You're not good at sports, are you? - No, they're super strong.
- Can you ski? - I can!
And so...
Akimoto Ikoma Presents! Nogizaka Ski Camp!
- Oh, that's nice! - Yay!
- Oh, yes! I like it! - There was a ski thing like this in the past, wasn't there?
And so, this time...
We're the top two skiers of Nogizaka 46...
But if you say you're confident in skiing...
- We brought you here! - Really? - Yay!
- You can only ski, you know? - Yeah, you can only ski!
And so, this time...
We got help from Maiko Snow Resort and Maiko Highland Hotel in Niigata Prefecture...
And Akimoto and Ikoma teams split up and held a ski class.
In the end, we'll race to see which team improved.
First up...
- The members of Akimoto's team... - Oh, Akimoto's team...
- I've never skied in my life! - You haven't?
- That's crazy! - Let's do our best!
- My family and I used to go skiing in Hokkaido every year... - Oh, you can do this!
But I got a little scared once, and I haven't done it again since then.
I've never done it with Maimai!
- I'll do my best! - You've never done it before!
- No, I haven't! - From here?
I've skied about twice.
- I'll do my best! - I've been skiing for nine years now!
- Wow! - Wow!
- So, please call me today!
- And so, the members of Ikoma's team...
- I've only skied once. - Oh!
- But I got scared even if I skied once... - Oh, you're scared!
- So I immediately switched to sledging.
- When I was in high school, I went on a school trip... - Oh, you haven't?
- I did, but... how many years ago was it?
- Um... - No, you can tell me!
- I've never skied before! I'll do my best!
- I've never skied before, either!
- I hope you'll teach me! - Not many skiers have done it!
- Most of them are inexperienced skiers.
- First of all, let's see their skills!
- Oh! - With this...
- These two are very athletic. - What is this?!
- What kind of sliding will they show us? - Leave me alone!
- These two!
- Leave me alone! - These two are very athletic. - What kind of sliding will they show us?
- Very amazing! - Let me go!
- Cool! - Really!
- Cool! - They don't fall!
- But they don't fall! - They don't fall!
- What kind of slide will they show us? - Leave me alone!
- These two are very athletic! - Leave me alone!
- Cool! - Amazing!
- Cool!
- Very cool! - Very cool!
- Amazing!
- Very cool! - Very cool!
- It's already sliding!
- I can slide! - Really?
Ms. Ikoma! Please!
- She's good! - She's sliding properly!
- Wow! Look at her slide! - She's good!
- She's good!
- She can do it!
Let's start the ski class!
- How well can she slide? - I'd like to try the ski class.
- Do you know how to do it? - No.
- It's heavier than I thought. - Yes, it is.
- It's heavy! - If you don't put your hands under your pockets, you might cut your fingers here.
- Where? Here? - Is there a right and a left?
- Look! Is there a right and a left? - No.
- There isn't. - Either way, it's the same size.
I think there's some snow left.
- This is a stock. - She's good at it!
It's easier to slide in if you put your toes in first and then put your heels in.
Did you get it, everyone?
- What's this? - What's this?
If you put your heels in, you can do it.
- She's been doing it for nine years. - I can do it!
- She's a real teacher! - Oh, I slipped!
- She's a real teacher! - I'm not a teacher!
- I was doing it backwards. Thank you! - Thank you!
While getting advice from a real teacher,
they'll learn the basics, how to fall and how to stop.
They'll practice on a loose slope.
One more time! One more time!
One more time!
Okay, one, two...
Okay, slide...
Brake!
That's the best!
Isn't it too loose?
Is it supposed to be this loose?
Isn't it too loose?
No, it's supposed to be like that.
Watch out!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
That's nice.
I don't like it anymore! I'm scared!
I'd like to go skiing on a loose slope.
Why? Why do you say that?
But from now on, they'll only have half-repeat practice until they get the hang of it.
They'll get on the lift and get on the course right away.
I don't know about this.
For Akimoto's team, who are all improving at the same pace...
- The Icoma team... - Miuna is a little...
Huh?
The Icoma team is struggling to dig.
My legs are about to fall off.
My body is really stiff.
However, the Sparta-Icoma team is getting better and better at digging by digging more and more.
And...
- Miuna? - Yes?
- What are you doing? - Um...
I'm sorry I'm late, but...
I'm finally able to ski on snow now.
My legs are about to fall off.
- How do you start? - How do you start?
With the humiliation of being teased by Akimoto, can the team grow?
After this, both teams practiced a lot and managed to learn some basic skills.
Will the Akimoto team win with their teamwork?
Or will the Icoma team's Sparta team achieve results?
A ski competition between the two who are not good at sports.
This pattern continues in the second half!
- But you two are good. - We are.
- When you're on snow, your blood is flowing. - I see.
- It's easier if you have something on your feet. - Oh, I see.
But it's difficult, isn't it? Why can you only ski when you can't do any other sports?
- Because I like it. - There you go!
"Because you like it." Thank you very much.
- There were a lot of first-time members, weren't there? - But you don't do it, do you?
- Nojo. - Nojo.
- Did you choose that room yourself? - Yes, I did.
- Funassyi. - Funassyi?
He does look like Funassyi, doesn't he?
Sensei!
- Sorry! - Thank you!
- What's wrong with you? - He's like a monk.
From now on, Akimoto and Ikoma teams will compete in various sports.
- The winning team will decide the results of the final ski competition. - I see.
By the way, from now on, the two bikers will be in charge of progress.
Each team representative will compete using karaoke's recording function.
By winning three rounds in a row, the winning team will be awarded a total of points.
- Ski competitions are fun. - It's not a hobby.
- It's not. - It's not.
- That's why it's your main job.
- Yes, it is. - You're asked about your progress.
- Do you usually go to karaoke?
Why do you sing?
Don't you want to sing?
- The first round is... - Karaoke competition.
- Ikoma team vs. Akimoto team. - I'm looking forward to it.
- That's right.
- I usually go with my members. - That's good.
- I like old songs. I only sing Showa songs. - That's good.
- I'm looking forward to it. - That's good.
First, Ikoma team's dojo.
What will they sing?
Here it is!
It's good!
The song is good!
It's good!
Put on some courage and roll up your sleeves.
Nojo, look at me.
That's it, that's it, that's it, forget about it.
It's good!
It's embarrassing!
It's a six!
It's amazing!
Their favorite team, Akiboto's team, Wada.
What will they sing?
It's embarrassing!
It's good!
It's embarrassing!
It's bad!
It's bad from the beginning!
It's bad, it's bad.
It's good!
I feel like I'm stupid.
It's embarrassing!
What should we do?
It's embarrassing!
What should we do?
Taita, Taita, junipu no hanata
La la la, la la la, kiiro no kiiro
Sixty points!
That's not good!
Sixty points for one person!
That way of talking is not good!
He's singing "one day" in his own way.
The score gap suddenly opened, but the second round is a competition of only three people!
Who will be the first to go?
What will be the three people's choice?
It's Aimi!
I'll push you up, I'll reach out my hand, May is a good season
I want you to come, I want you to wear a swimsuit
I'll push you up, I'll reach out my hand, May is a good season
I love you, light brown, cute you
Good, good.
Good, good, good.
The starting score is...
88 points!
Akimoto's team faces off.
What will the three of them choose?
Eh, will it be okay?
The antenna of love was flying somewhere in a storm.
It's a lie.
My heart is shaking a little after I put on the five- color microphone I lost today.
It's a lie.
My heart is shaking a little after I put on the five- color microphone I lost today.
Hey, I'll break the door of my heart.
Look at me and say what's important.
If it's you, I'll get out of this city.
Take me out of here right now, my sweet, sweet darling.
What kind of movie did we watch?
Ah, 85 points!
That's a good score!
After the second round, Akimoto's team is in a big advantage.
Will it be a comeback?
Electro-adjusted game "Russian Takoyaki"!
Out of ten, three will eat extremely spicy takoyaki one by one.
The team with the least spicy one will get minus ten points.
Will Akimoto's team be able to narrow the gap even a little?
There is a possibility that it will come all of a sudden.
Keep an eye on it.
Thank you for it!
With the first one!
We did it!
The team with the best one will get minus ten points.
It's amazing that it came all of a sudden.
Let's go back and do it one last time!
Yes!
Winner is...
Next up is the winner of Team IKOMA...
...Akimoto's team, Wada's team.
And...
Team IKOMA's Eto...
...na.
If you bite it, it comes off.
Is there such a type?
There's something like a bag in it.
Empty bag.
Cute!
It's not a variety show, biting an empty bag.
Well, I haven't heard of it.
The score difference has shrunk in a blink of an eye due to Team IKOMA's fierce attacks.
There is only one fierce attack left.
Koubou goes around the last fierce attack.
Team AKIMOTO is behind.
Team IKOMA's Matsui wins in a row.
And...
Kana is already...
Delicious!
There is only one fierce attack left.
At the end, they will eat it together.
Let's eat it!
Please!
Wow, it's definitely spicy.
Huh?
What is this?
Isn't it spicy?
Both of them say it's not spicy.
However, the shocking fact has been revealed!
What's going on?
It's not spicy.
It's not spicy!
Um...
Yes?
I think it's me.
You're kidding me!
Matsui...
Why are you reporting yourself like that?
Huh?
Why do you think like that?
I'm totally fine.
Huh?
After I ate it, I got hiccups.
You got hiccups?
It's not good at all.
Wait!
I can't say it's not spicy.
Huh?
I don't feel it's spicy.
Huh?
However, as a game, it's a loss.
Matsui's special ability has been revealed.
However, Team IKOMA's fierce attack has reversed Team AKIMOTO's advantage.
Team IKOMA and Team AKIMOTO's fierce battle between captains.
What will happen to Team IKOMA and Team AKIMOTO's spiciness?
I'm good at singing, but I'm not good at singing.
No, no, no.
When I hear my own voice on TV or something like that, I hate it so much that I always cover my ears and watch it.
Stop it!
I've been going to karaoke a lot lately, but I sing "hadaota" at home a lot.
"Hadaota"?
And I'm singing it in the bath more and more, but it's getting better, so...
"Hadaota" level is up?
The pitch is up to "hadaota", so I think it's pretty important today.
I don't think it's okay.
What song did IKOMA, who is in the lead, choose?
"Yokai Taisou", right?
I think "Yokai Taisou" is in fourth place.
"Yokai Taisou" is in first place!
It's good! It's good!
Akimoto's song is a shock!
The winner is Akimoto!
In order to win, she needed 80 points or more, but...
There was a segment where I sang a song in the middle of the night.
It was pretty bad for me.
But I've improved a lot since then.
You've improved a lot, haven't you?
I've improved a lot, yes.
I can only think of it as you shaking it carefully.
What kind of evolution did Akimoto make from that shocking song?
Let's listen!
It's the same song!
It's a remake!
I see.
It's a remake!
I was told it was a remake.
It's a remake!
Because...
Seriously, do it properly!
She looked like she was having fun singing, but we won't let you hear any more of this.
This isn't about you and me!
What's the score?!
Huh? It's pretty good.
Huh?!
It's really funny!
It's true.
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
No, no, no.
Huh?!
It's not like that.
I knew it! She's doing it!
There were questions left for Akimoto's score, but the karaoke battle was won by the ICOMA team!
This is bad!
Akimoto and Wada...
Huh?!
This is an incident!
No, when you were singing, I thought you were pretty good.
But after you finished singing, your manager started giving you a lecture.
He said you couldn't broadcast.
That's when I realized it.
This is bad. You're really bad.
Really!
On the contrary, it could be that you have too good of an ear.
You say that a lot.
Is it that?
No!
What do you do for a living?
I'm a singer.
That's good.
It's not like you're good at it.
It's about how it resonates in your ears.
Wada is crazy, isn't he?
I've never thought I was bad at singing until I joined Nogizaka.
But when people told me I was bad at singing, I started wondering if I was bad at singing.
Wada, you're not doing it, are you?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it, so it's crazy.
Red, white, yellow.
No, it's not.
Yellow.
Is it this?
Start with red.
Red, white...
No, not red.
Red...
Red, white...
Red, white, yellow...
No!
That's funny!
But back in the day, Nyangiras from Nyanko Club used to win first place in a bad group.
Oh, yeah.
So I told Akimoto-san, "Why don't you just bring out bad members and sing?"
Sing what?
Why don't we do another karaoke competition?
Oh, hell!
People get really nervous in karaoke.
They do.
Right?
Let's do it. I want to go karaoke.
I want to go karaoke, me.
If it's Nogizaka, I want to go skiing.
What are you saying?
I don't know what you're saying.
You sound like an old man watching TV.
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