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Tonight's Nobitoko is "It's OK to be delusional! This is my Christmas 2014!"
The ideal Christmas in delusion is when the members become directors and detectives and recreate the mini- drama perfectly!
The delusion that started running in the holy night will never stop!
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So, everyone, are you wearing school uniforms today?
- Yes! - For real!
- You look cute. - Thank you.
- You have a lot of talents. - Thank you.
- Can you stand up for a second? - Yes.
- Oh my! - You're so cute!
Wow, you have legs like a poodle.
- Akimoto has stable shoulders. - Yes.
- That's right. - Why did you stand up?
- It's true you don't need to stand up. - It's true you don't need to stand up.
- No, no.
- Iku-chan also stood up, but I didn't know if it's okay for me to stand up. - Even this is sexy!
- What about those underpants? - No!
- Do you wear them? - I do wear them.
- Iku-chan has been getting really angry at me for a while now and telling me not to wear those. - Yeah.
- If you wear them, I don't think you'll look too good. - No, it's fine, it's fine.
- If you don't tell me, I won't wear shorts or anything underneath. - No, it's fine, it's fine.
- No, it's fine, it's fine.
- Iku-chan, don't do things like that! - No, it's fine, it's fine.
- Don't be cheap! - No, it's fine, it's fine.
- No, it's fine, it's fine.
- Now then, Hima-san. - Yes!
- Today's project is... Please say it while laughing like this.
- It's a delusion!
- It's fine, right?
- This is my...
- Christmas 2010!
- Yay!
- Now, we're here. - What is this?
- Valentine's Day, Christmas is approaching.
- The members' delusions are only getting bigger.
- So, they had us make a script of how they spend their sweet Christmas.
- Script, direction...
- And this time, the members will even cast Iku as Iku.
- They'll completely recreate their ideal Christmas with a mini-drama!
- First up is Director Takayama's "Christmas Delusion Drama".
On my way back from my Christmas date,
time flew by and I had a lot of fun.
When I think I have work tomorrow,
I want to be nicer to him more and more.
But I'm shy and I can't be nice to him honestly all the time.
When I try to be cool,
he suddenly...
It's cold, isn't it?
It's still cold.
It's cold.
It didn't go in.
Why didn't it go in?
How is it? Is it warmer now?
It didn't go in.
Not at all?
It's still cold.
It went in.
It's warmer now, isn't it?
I like you.
I'm the happiest person in the world
because I can be with you like this.
What is this?
Your face is red.
Is it warmer now?
It's not red, but...
It's warmer now, so it's good.
And...
I don't think you're the happiest person in the world.
What?
What do you mean?
Because...
I'm the happiest person in the world.
Because...
I don't need anything else.
I see. How cute!
You don't have a girlfriend's hand in there, do you?
That's important!
That's not how you hold it. You hold it like you're holding your girlfriend's hand.
That's right!
I practiced it many times in rehearsal.
You did?
I was nervous and couldn't do it.
Isn't your hand swollen?
Isn't it swollen?
No, it's not!
You can hold it like this, right?
It's in my eye now.
It's in your eye now.
You're clumsy! You're clumsy!
You're clumsy!
That's cute!
That was good, Shiraishi. It was good, wasn't it?
When you go from a man to a woman, it's good to pull their hand like this.
Ah!
Ah! You're not conscious of that at all.
You're looking at that kind of thing.
You pull their hand and bring it towards you.
Next up is director Ito Marika's delusional work.
He's pessimistic and dull. He loves books.
We're always together, but we've never confessed our feelings to each other.
We don't know if we're dating or not.
On Christmas, I invited him to a cafe where there are a lot of old books.
I was hoping that he would work hard on Christmas.
I'm disappointed. He didn't even give me a memo.
He seems to be absorbed in reading books.
Hey!
A man's role is one frame.
It's like one frame.
It's beautiful outside, isn't it?
Yes.
Huh?
You don't like it, do you?
I'm not looking at you.
You're annoying.
I'm not interested in that kind of thing.
What's up with her?
I'll go look for something, too.
[Guitar Playing]
What's this?
Huh?
Isn't it too early?
It's definitely a present.
You said you weren't interested earlier.
Right?
It's embarrassing.
Thank you for inviting me here because you thought I'd be happy.
Next year, I'll take you wherever you like.
Huh?
Yeah.
[Singing]
I like the male lead of Ikoma.
Yeah, I like him.
He's so cool!
Saito.
Yes?
At first, you seemed depressed.
Yeah, why?
If you're delirious...
You can't be lovey-dovey.
There are people who show me kindness later.
I think about this a lot too.
Ikoma is just right for me.
Ikoma is just right for you.
That cake and that present...
Yeah?
They give it to you at such a fast speed.
The moment you say that...
They give you a signal.
They're giving you a signal, right?
It's like they're meeting you.
That's fast.
The moment you say that, they give you a signal, right?
Yeah.
The manager brings it to you.
It's like a system.
A system?
A system, a system.
You're a liar!
Next, Director Ikuta's sweet delusion Christmas.
A cheerful and surprised senpai is my boyfriend!
Today, I'm going to have a Christmas party at his house.
I love him, but I can't be too sweet all the time.
Since it's Christmas today, I'll try to be as sweet as I can.
It's his room.
Huh?
Where did he go?
He's gone.
Huh? Even though it's his room...
Merry Christmas!
Don't scare me like that!
You like surprises, don't you?
What's this?
Since it's a special day, I'll give you a present.
Huh? What is it?
First...
Ta-da!
It's your favorite teddy bear!
I like rabbits, not bears!
Ta-da!
It's your favorite classic CD!
I wish it was gray!
They're all different!
And last...
Ta-da!
It's your favorite watermelon!
Watermelon?!
It's nice, but isn't cake the best Christmas present?
That's all I have for you!
You missed everything!
And...
I have a present for you...
What is it?
The present is...
It's me!
In the end, you want to do something like "I'll give you the present", right?
That's right. He likes surprises, but...
...suddenly, he starts to surprise you.
But, you want him to give you something that you don't like.
I want him to do whatever he wants.
Seriously, I don't like people who give me a water yokan for Christmas.
I like water yokan, though.
I'm still embarrassed that he's so romantic.
Oh, he's taking it off on purpose, too.
Is that so? Is it you, too?
I'm happy that he's messing with me like that.
Oh, he's taking it off on purpose, too.
Finally, Ms. Hoshino recreates her delusion.
Even though it's Christmas today, I have math revision class at school.
I got a red dot in my final exam, so I have to take another test just once more.
But it's okay, because the person I like is...
Hoshino, did you do your revision test?
Yes, I just finished it.
You're good at math, so I thought you could do math, too.
I'm not feeling well.
I'm going to review it, so wait for me.
What? You did everything.
Why didn't you do it last time?
I knew my revision test was on Christmas Day.
So you did it on purpose.
I wanted to spend Christmas with you.
Hoshino.
I can't answer your feelings.
I'm a teacher and you're a student.
It's forbidden to date in such a relationship.
Hoshino.
Today is your winter break homework.
Today is December 24th.
You're an exam student.
What will happen to you and me in four months?
You know the answer, don't you?
Yes.
You know the answer, don't you?
I'm glad you know the answer.
I haven't been told whether I like him or not.
But I'm looking forward to it.
I'm worried about what will happen.
It's forbidden.
I'm glad you're a man of love.
Which line do you like?
My favorite line is...
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I admire you.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I like that line.
You know the answer, don't you?
I can't answer it.
You know the answer, don't you?
I'm scared.
You know the answer, don't you?
I'm scared.
You know the answer, don't you?
I'm scared.
You know the answer, don't you?
The members are delusional.
Their love can't be stopped.
Next up is Director Waketsuki's "Delusional Academy" drama.
As a student council president, I was asked by seniors I admired, "Are you free for Christmas?"
I was thrilled.
But it wasn't an invitation to a date.
It meant that I wanted you to help me prepare for the student council meeting.
And on the day we met...
It's Christmas. I hope you have something.
That's what I was hoping for.
But in the end, we went home together with nothing.
Even though it's Christmas, you helped me out.
Don't worry about it at all!
I didn't have any plans, and I just helped you out because I like you.
Is that so? Thank you.
Yes!
Are you okay? You're always thin.
Is that so?
Huh?
This. I'll do it.
Huh?
This doesn't make sense, so...
This and the color are different, but...
Oh, you're wearing a sweater inside.
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Uh...
But if you wear this...
Don't you think we're a couple?
If you think so...
Is it annoying?
Huh?
I don't really...
Even if you think we're a couple...
President!
President...
Nice!
This last line is great!
It's the best!
President!
You're not a senior?
You can be a senior!
I didn't go into detail, but I've always wanted to be a student council member.
That's right!
So I decided to become a student council member myself.
The president doesn't look like much of a change.
You were inside, weren't you?
I was inside.
Oh, you were inside.
Like a cardigan.
I wasn't wearing a scarf.
If you're wearing the same scarf as the student council president, it's a little easier to tell.
I see.
It's hard to tell who's who.
I see.
So that's how it is.
This is good.
This is good!
I love it!
And the way you hand it out!
Don't look!
This is it!
This is how you teach acting, right?
That's right!
It's a little embarrassing.
I can't hand it out like this.
I can just take it.
Next, Ikoma's unique worldview is completely reproduced!
It's Christmas next week, but I don't have a boyfriend and I don't have any plans.
But there was a classmate boy I was interested in during my study abroad training.
He's always cool and a little strong.
That's how we happened to be in the elevator together today.
My heart is pounding like crazy!
I can't believe it's going to be like that at a time like that!
Like that?
Like what?
Elevator...
You mean inside the elevator, right?
Oh, inside!
Oh, it's Daito!
Daito Chiaru!
By the way, what are you doing for Christmas?
Huh? I'm not doing anything special, but...
What's up with you all of a sudden?
I see...
Well, then...
Would you like to go on a date with me?
Huh? Huh? What do you mean?
I like you, Daito, but I can't do it.
If you say it like that... you don't like it?
No, no... I-I-I'm happy with it, but...
Huh? Oh, in a little while, the elevator will be open!
It doesn't matter. It's okay for everyone.
Double?
Yeah!
It's not just bad things left behind...
He said it was cool, but...
Ikomawa, what's up with you?
You're all cool and stuff...
Even if you say it's delusion, I don't know what it is.
Then, how about putting in all of the "kyun-kyun" elements of "kabeton" and "umui" and "shoujo manga" right now?
I see!
I like this "tatazumai" that looks like Takarazuka's male role.
I like the hat, so I want you to wear it. I like the jacket, too.
Matsumura, you're really cool!
Huh? I'm really cool?
You're really cool!
Huh? Why are you wearing that hat?
Because I'm a real man!
Come here.
Here we go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Is this what you like?
Is this what you like, Matsumura?
You like this, don't you?
Yes, you like me laughing like a salesman.
How did you know?
The members' smiling never stops.
A new-gen highest-quality work is born!
The next delusional drama is directed by Mr. Nishino.
As a soccer club manager, I am busy during winter break,
Even today on Christmas, everyone is practicing hard for the important official match of the year.
But when practice is over, the players and managers say they have plans and go home right away.
I didn't have any plans, but I didn't want to go home right away, so I was wasting my time in a park where no one would find me.
Hmm...
It's Christmas, but I'm alone...
Oh, I see. That kind of expression.
Oh, Nishina-senpai!
Kozo-kun...
It's Christmas, but what are you doing alone?
You're making me laugh.
Anyway, what are you doing?
Well...
My parents asked me about my plans for Christmas, and I lied about going on a date with my girlfriend.
Well, actually I don't have any plans, so I was thinking of wasting my time in a park.
Oh, you're right.
I see.
Oh, but I heard about it, Noju-kun. You like someone, don't you?
Why didn't you ask her out on a date?
Oh...
Is that what you're talking about?
Huh? Hey, what kind of person is she?
That person...
She's one year older than me.
Oh...
She has a cute smile.
Her hair is up to her shoulders.
She's the manager of the sports club.
Oh, and...
She likes pigeons in the park.
Huh?
Did I say that?
Huh?
Huh? That's...
That's right!
The person I like is...
Nishino-senpai!
Huh?
She said it.
What's that?
I was asking you seriously!
What's with that joke?
I'm going home.
Huh?
What you just said...
wasn't a joke.
Huh?
I...
I like you...
with all my heart.
I think it's important to catch the right timing.
I want you to catch me when I'm passing you.
This is hard!
It looks like you're going to make a mistake.
That's right!
I was pulled back and then...
And then...
You're going to say it, right?
That's what you like about her!
Sakurai, how was it?
I'm not really old...
Oh, really?
I don't like the way you say "somehow"...
I don't like it.
It's fine if you're a bit mature.
This "sosu" thing.
No, "sosu" attack...
If you really get hit...
you wouldn't know, right?
Right.
Can you tell Sakurai?
Sauce.
What?
I only said "sauce".
What are you doing?
Soy sauce?
Sauce.
After this, the best fantasy Christmas drama will be decided.
Who will be chosen for this best fantasy drama?
It's Kazumi Takayama!
Takayama.
I like Takayama.
Takayama and "Farm Fair".
Yes.
Wow, thank you!
Takayama's deep feeling.
Takayama himself is serious.
Many people expect a man's seriousness.
Takayama's only Takayama is a little embarrassed.
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