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The first target is Akimoto.
Who are you?
I'm Akimoto.
Akimoto?
Yes.
You're a fake, aren't you?
I'm here today.
You're not here today.
Who has information about Akimoto?
Go ahead.
When I was washing my knife, I cut my hand and got three stitches.
What? Really?
That's right.
Where?
Here.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Everyone, this is too extreme. Take a look.
Bye!
While I was making the cake, I wanted to wash the kitchen knife.
I was like "shashashasha" and I did it.
That's terrible!
Terrible!
If it was like that, you would have been disheveled.
It wouldn't have been like that.
But I was bleeding so much. I was home alone at the time.
I called my mom and said "I cut my hand."
"Come home," I said.
"I can't go home now," she said.
"Good luck," she said.
Good luck.
"Good luck," she said.
"Good luck," I said.
Then I'll call my manager.
I called her.
Mayan and my manager came to my house.
They did?
They're so nice!
No, I was driving my manager's car on my way home from work.
"No," she said.
"No," I said.
I don't think she said "no."
It's fine.
You said you wanted to help your friends.
But we went home together.
Did you really want to go home?
I was hungry, so I went home.
You're so nice!
I said that, but...
So you saw it?
I saw it.
Nagashigawa was covered in blood.
That's terrible.
It's terrible.
This is pretty good information.
This is good information!
It is.
It's good information!
Let's hear more.
Ori.
Manachi-san talked to me a lot in the beginning.
My first impression of her was that she was such a nice senior.
"Let's go out for tea sometime," she said.
She often sent me e-mails.
In the beginning, right?
Yes.
But recently, it seems like she changed her target.
There's a new member called Sagara Iori.
Is it Iori-chan again?
She keeps saying "let's go out for tea sometime."
She keeps talking about Iori.
Even when I talk to her, she doesn't like me.
Iori-chan is really popular, isn't she?
Iori-chan is amazing?
Why do you talk to Iori-chan?
I like Myona too, but...
Iori-chan...
I feel sorry for her if she doesn't take care of herself.
Iori-chan, Mori-chan and Johnson, which one do you like more?
Why Johnson?
Johnson is fine.
Johnson is fine?
It's like a gentle exercise in autumn and summer.
What are you doing?
Maybe she's trying to get her juniors to join her little by little.
Like an army?
I think everyone has a desire to look like a good girl.
Not only your voice, but also the way you talk.
You have it, don't you?
Next is a question from Shirai-shi.
Of course it's offensive, but you have a big head.
Wait a minute.
Shirai-shi, you don't know?
Is there an episode?
If you only have a big head, it's a bad word.
Is there an episode?
Everyone, listen.
Recently, me, Ik-chan, Na-chan and Myona-chan took a gravure photo.
We four wore red polaroids and took the photo.
But when I looked at it, only one of us was floating.
She was floating.
She's the worst.
She has a big head, so only one of us was floating.
But it's kind of cute and funny.
I went to a hat shop and tried five of them, but only four didn't fit.
Really?
I don't know about that kind of image.
So I tried to buy a man's hat, and it fit perfectly.
What?
It's a secret, but there was a time when I wore a helmet.
At that time, I also wore a hat.
That's right.
The helmet didn't fit.
The helmet didn't float either.
That's right.
It's over if you say you have a big head.
I think it will come out a lot.
Let's stop it.
That's right.
Can you go beyond this?
Let's go.
Can you go beyond your big head?
Your big head is a little strong.
It may be like that, but in the middle of summer, I was calculating everything I was doing on TV.
I was calculating everything I was doing on TV.
At a handshake party in the cold season, I was wearing a tube-top one-piece.
I was wearing a tube-top one-piece.
I said I'd wear two-piece.
Only this shoulder is out.
If it is cold in the middle of summer, you have to wear a tube-top one-piece, right?
It's hot in the middle of summer, so I'm adjusting it like this.
The fans may think like me in the middle of summer.
I think you calculated everything you did as a professional.
I calculated everything you did as a professional.
You have a big head and you calculate everything.
It's because you're a guy!
That's all!
Yes, that's all!
What is the MVP's reaction to Akimoto?
Of course, it's Shiraishi-san!
I did it!
That was pretty good!
That was pretty interesting!
Let's give him a big round of applause!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You want to eat it, don't you?
It looks good!
It's soft!
Here you go!
It looks good!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
From now on, any member's information is OK!
You can freely announce it!
And finally,
all of this will be presented to the person who provided the most useful information!
Yes, sir!
She became 2nd place in the world competition for pastries.
We collaborated with Santos Chef's Ecole Criolo.
Ah, cute! Bear-chan!
Cute!
It's a bear-chan!
It's a cat-chan!
It's a bear-chan!
Everyone wants to eat this.
But we don't know if it's good or not.
It's a bear-chan!
Then I'll say it's Mont Blanc.
Why? If Mont Blanc is good, everything is good.
It's not "ah".
It's a bear-chan!
It's sweet and delicious!
It's caramel pudding!
It's the best pudding in the world!
It's a bear-chan!
It's the best pudding in the world!
It's delicious!
You don't want it anymore?
Can someone eat it?
Why don't you want it?
It's the 2nd best pudding in the world. Why don't you want it?
It's the 2nd best pudding in the world, but it's the 3rd best in the human world.
It's the 3rd best!
I'll do my best!
Let's start eating sweets!
Who wants to say it?
Higuchi!
I'm Maaya.
Maaya!
I've been singing the lyrics of songs I've been singing at concerts for three years.
I've been singing it in a different way lately.
What kind of song? What kind of lyrics?
Guru Guru Kouten
"Guru Guru Kouten" is a cover song!
There's a song called "Mirai Tamago".
Until recently, I've been singing "Mirai Tamago".
"Mirai Tamago"?
"Mirai Tamago"!
"Mirai Tamago" is very similar.
It's similar, but the sound is the same.
But I don't know the meaning of "Mirai Tamago".
But you've sung it many times before.
Yes, I've been singing "Mirai Tamago" at concerts until recently.
Didn't you sing "Jinguu" recently?
No, I sang "Mirai Tamago".
Really?
Because you get the lyrics card first, right?
I sing what I hear.
"Mirai Tamago" is what I've heard.
"Mirai Tamago" is not what you've heard.
"Mirai Tamago" is what you've heard.
What kind of lyrics are before and after that?
Kansou
Fukikonda kaze ga
You say "fukikonda kaze" after that, right?
You don't say "Mirai Tamago" after that, do you?
Didn't you think "fukikonda kaze" was weird?
Do you sing "fukikonda kaze" there?
Yes, I sang it.
Didn't you think "fukikonda kaze" was weird?
I sang it without thinking about it at all.
Akimoto sensei sang "fukikonda kaze" in this world view for "Mirai Tamago".
Is there any other information?
Last!
Is there any other information?
Yes!
Then, Nishino.
Yes!
Well, Saito Uchiharu...
Saito Uchiharu...
Yes!
...said "overcharge" before the live started.
Ah!
Only the sound was...
Well...
Do you know?
Yes!
It's like "the live is about to start", isn't it?
Yes!
At that time...
It's not a choreography, but...
The original way of riding...
Yes!
We were doing it behind the stage...
Yes!
But, how did you do it?
"Yay!" or...
"Bang!" on the back...
We hit each other like that...
Then, is it different from what you do?
My father created it in a unique way...
What are you doing?
So, we asked them to actually do it...
Everyone is like this...
Thank you very much.
That's good, that's good.
Well done.
That's good. It's already done.
I've done it many times in summer.
I see.
The face is good, isn't it?
That's good.
It's already in that world.
That's right.
Then it increases.
It increases and everyone laughs at me, so it's amazing.
I see.
My uncle does it, but my uncle and Johnson do it too.
What? What is Johnson?
Johnson and my uncle.
You've become Johnson since then.
Johnson is doing it a lot.
Johnson is doing it too.
The same one?
Yes, with my uncle.
During the nationwide tour, I did it every time, wherever I was.
Can you do it? Really?
Yes.
Can you do it for me first?
Can you come in from there and say hello?
Let's do it.
Come in.
That's why it's an overture by Saito Johnson.
Something is wrong.
What? Is it so intense here?
Wait, let's do it one more time.
Sorry, sorry.
Huh? The dance is completely different.
It's a little different from my image.
What is this? You've been playing the guitar the whole time.
I'm not a guitarist.
Oh, is that so?
I thought you were going to do this.
I thought you were going to do something like this.
Shinji is in charge of vocals, and I'm in charge of guitar.
Oh, I see.
It was a little different from what I was aiming for.
I thought you were going to get really involved.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Next up is a sauce combination to Fukagawa, which is located in Ori.
I love eating.
Oh, you do?
Yes. When I get a catering or a bento, I eat first or second place.
That's fast!
But if you say catering in Nogizaka, isn't Matsumura or Ikuta famous?
It's really different.
But...
Don't say "but"!
Sorry.
Among Iku and Matsumura in Nogizaka, I love eating.
That's why I always get a bento.
Really?
Why? Are you hungry?
I'm hungry and I love eating.
I love eating, so we often go out for dinner, but we don't eat anything until we get lunch boxes.
I didn't know about that.
When Iku-chan took a day off...
Yes, what is it?
What's up?
When Iku-chan took a day off, she asked me a lot of questions like "When is dinner coming?", like a manager.
"When is dinner coming?", like that.
Yes, like that.
What did she ask you?
When Iku-chan took a day off, her voice was gone for a moment.
But little by little, her voice came back.
"When is dinner coming?", like a manager.
Really?
Until now, I thought I was hungry, but Iku-chan asked me before I said it.
When you weren't there?
When you weren't there, right?
When you weren't there, I thought I had no choice but to ask you.
Yes, that's right.
You don't look like that type of person.
When I was in high school, I ate a lot more than I do now.
When I went to eat ramen, I ate ramen, ordered fried eggs, ate fried rice, and even ate rice at home.
Really?
Really.
This is unexpected.
There's no such thing.
There wasn't.
Really?
You only eat a little bit of mushrooms and stuff like that.
Yes, me too! I don't know about mushrooms and stuff, but...
Are there other people who eat a lot more than you do?
Matsunora, Gikutai, Gai...
Nanami.
You eat a lot of that?
Kaitenzushi, right? You eat it a lot, right?
Kaitenzushi?
I ate a lot of Kaitenzushi.
How old were you?
The three of us went to eat Kaitenzushi, but...
How old were you?
What was the minimum age?
The minimum age was 25 years old.
Wow!
You ate it all by yourself?
Yes, by myself.
You were 25 years old?
Yes.
Wow!
25 years old is quite old, isn't it?
I ate a lot of ramen, too.
Wow!
You ate a lot of salad, too.
Why is that?
It's like you have to absorb Hokkaido.
Absorb... Hokkaido...
It's not like that.
You're not fat at all.
You're thin.
I gain 4-5kg.
Wow!
No way!
Really?
4-5kg isn't that much.
That's for fat people like me.
If you're thin and don't eat anything, you'll gain about 4kg.
For us, it's really like that.
We gain about 4kg in about a week.
No, no.
It's not like you gain a lot of weight.
It's weird.
What's wrong with you?
It's because...
I pooped too much.
You pooped too much.
No, no.
Um...
It's not like you pooped too much.
It's not like you pooped 4kg.
If you pooped without eating anything, you'll lose that much.
No one...
No one will poop 5kg.
Boom!
It's convenient.
How many plates can you eat?
Huh? Sushi?
Sushi?
Sushi is about 12 plates.
But you eat a lot, don't you?
7 plates...
No, if you're serious, it's us.
It's us.
It's us who eat a lot.
You're 25 years old. You're not scared, are you?
That's right. You're not scared, are you?
Go ahead and do it, you guys!
Idols eat a lot.
That's right!
You two will never lose.
You won't lose.
Huh?! I said that earlier.
Oh, you're lying!
That's right!
Kimura-san...
Kimura-san eats oyster fried rice from the beginning.
It's not sushi!
After that you went to college.
Next is Higuchi's talk about Akimoto.
I'm a high school student now.
I'm a high school student, but I've already shown my sexiness like a woman in her early 30s.
I know!
No, this is from the beginning.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's weird.
People's sexiness is amazing!
It's overflowing and it's been exploding more recently.
The other day we were dancing side by side.
Was there such a dance?
No, there wasn't.
We were dancing like this.
And then...
The waist...
The waist movement was completely different from the other members.
Just one person's sexiness was exploding.
It's like a fairy tale.
So, if you actually dance and compare...
Ready, go!
I don't want to do it!
Wait a minute.
Your taste is extremely bad!
My taste may be bad for you.
It's time for a break.
You're always sexy, aren't you?
No, it's true.
Recently, my outfit is...
Oh, that's right!
It's too intense.
Intense?
There was a recording of the camping location.
It's like a piece of cloth.
It's like...
I'm really emphasizing my chest.
I was wearing shorts and a beanie.
You're the first person to be killed in an American camping.
It's logical, isn't it?
You're the first person to be killed in a camping like that.
It's like that!
Do you like it like that?
I can only do it now.
Come on!
No, it's okay.
I regretted that I cooked too much for a barbecue.
What are you talking about?
If you say like that, we'll stop doing it.
That's right!
You're wrong!
You guys are...
You guys are so lame!
You're right.
You're wrong.
But you do it in the morning, don't you?
No, I don't!
Because you have a big head.
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
What does she mean by "embarrassing embarrassment"?
Next, Takayama's embarrassment of farming.
My mom is called "Mother Teresa" by my aunt.
It's true! It's true!
It's true!
You've been lying since you ate the cake!
No, no, no!
Isn't it only once?
No, it's not.
Until now, it was called "beauty".
My mom was called "beauty"!
She was also called "beauty" on TV.
"Beauty".
Like "beauty queen".
Recently, it's called "Mother Teresa".
Really?
At first, it was just "mama", "mama" but...
From there, it became "mother".
From there, "Mother Teresa", "what's for dinner today?"
"Oh, it's mackerel today".
"Mother Teresa", "what's for dinner today?"
"Oh, it's mackerel today".
It has changed, hasn't it?
It has changed.
Isn't there anything that you think has changed?
Changed?
Is there anything?
When I drink a PET bottle, I drink it like I'm drinking my mom's breast milk.
I know, I know.
What does "drinking breast milk" mean?
Your mouth is weird.
What's this?
You put it in like that?
This is the one I can drink the most.
It doesn't heal.
If you hide it, you can only drink it from the mouth you don't use.
I see.
Like this, like this.
If you do it like this, will it be okay?
You won't be found out.
You did it from the opposite side.
That's right.
Cake.
Will they be able to get a cake?
Who will get the cake?
Saito Chiharu's...
seaweed...
Ah, that means...
this cake will go to Nishino!
That's right!
It will go to the information provider, so...
the MVP is Nishino!
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