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Himura-san, please announce today's project.
Let's do it!
I don't care if you do!
It's my Duskloin Grand Prix second half!
I...
Continuing from last week, the members' delusions of love will be reproduced in a mini-drama!
Here, the director, script, leading role, and selection will all be made by him.
The first summer's ideal love will be announced!
Tonight, the members' delusions will be entangled in complexity.
A truly dramatic development!
Don't miss out on a miracle ending!
First up is director Akimoto's delusional drama, S.T.A.R.T.
I miss track and field training.
I'm not as fast as everyone else, so I'm always left behind and have to practice every day.
But the teacher at Kumo didn't abandon me and kept practicing with me.
But...
Today is the last day of summer training.
Today is the last day I can be alone with the teacher.
More...
Like this.
Is that how you do it?
It's not like that.
You have to put out your legs bigger.
Like this?
That's right.
You can do it if you try.
Thank you!
Alright.
Let's take a break around here.
Okay!
I... I can't open it...
Can't be helped. Let me try.
I know I can't do it, but...
I've fallen in love.
From now on...
Can you give me a personal love lesson?
Can't be helped.
Let's go.
Huh? Where?
Isn't it decided?
From now on, we'll start a long-distance love race.
Yes!
Teacher!
I'm a teacher!
Huh? Can't be helped. I know I can't do it, but...
That's right. I want to try a forbidden love.
That's right!
I'll open my lunchbox in the middle.
Well, of course I can open it myself, but...
I can't open it there on purpose, so...
Everyone is irritated over there.
You can open it! You can open it!
Huh? I thought it was a cute point.
I thought it was a cute point.
It's weird.
How was it?
Well, I like the idea of a teacher, but...
It's like rice on top of kamiu.
For me...
I see.
Next up is Director Ito Nene's delusional drama, "Start!"
Today, I'm having fun barbecuing with my neighbor's family.
Ever since I was little, I've been spending time with my family.
I have an older brother who is eight years older than me.
He always...
He cares for me like a real little sister.
But I'm an adult now.
Today, I want to tell him how I felt without telling him.
I'll go get a drink.
I'll help you.
I wanted to drink cola.
Did you bring cola?
You know...
I have something to tell you.
Something to tell me?
You know...
I've always liked you.
But...
I've decided not to tell you until you turn around.
I'm eighteen years old now.
Please go out with me.
Thank you.
But...
I'm sorry.
I've been keeping my mouth shut.
But I'm dating your sister, Chiharu.
And...
I'm thinking of getting married.
I see.
Congratulations.
I'm sorry for keeping my mouth shut.
I won't apologize.
I'm sorry.
I can't date you, Wakatsuki.
But we can be a family.
I'm happy just being close to you.
Thank you!
Why do you have such a sad dream?
People say first love doesn't come true.
Well...
My first love...
It doesn't come true.
Besides, you're dating your sister and getting married, right?
That's right.
You've liked her since you were a kid, haven't you?
I've liked her since I was a kid.
I've liked her since I was in elementary school and when I told her...
You say you're getting married to your brother or something like that, don't you?
I do say it.
You say it, huh?
Like, "It's okay," or something like that?
I say it like, "It's okay," or something like that?
And you really do say it?
That's right.
So...
That's terrible!
Sakura, what did you think of that?
Terrible!
Was it shocking?
Man, that was the worst thing ever!
I can't believe we're family now!
I know, right?
Next up, Director Matsumura's delusional drama, "Start"!
I'm from a small island in the Seto Inland Sea.
I left my dream of Tokyo and am now working in apparel.
After the situation, it's my first summer vacation.
It's been a year since I came back to the island...
As a childhood friend, I was hoping to reunite with my father, who is now a fisherman.
However, nothing happened and my summer vacation was over.
But...
On the day of my return to Tokyo, I went to the port to board a communication ship...
...and there he was, repairing a fishing boat.
You're right, it's been a while.
Oh, Shiraishi! It's been a while!
How are you?
Sayuri!
What's up?
You're wearing a sunshade...
...and you speak standard Japanese...
...and you went to Tokyo...
...and you've changed so much!
Well...
If I was seen by people from Iran every day...
...that would change me!
I remembered how fashionable I was in Tokyo!
Oh, no! No!
Akiko and Takeshi are all like that!
The way they talk and dress...
I feel like I'm being taken back to Tokyo!
But even if you go back to Tokyo...
There's something that won't change.
What is it?
My feelings!
Don't lie!
The way you talk and your appearance...
If you change your appearance,
you'll change your feelings too!
I won't change!
My feelings for you won't change!
Even if you want to change, you can't!
Sayuri...
Bokkeureshii!
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Your reaction wasn't as good as I thought it would be.
I couldn't hear your voice at all!
You didn't hear anything, right?
The setting was perfect!
It was perfect!
And you even looked up the words properly!
Bokkeureshii!
Hatanaka, what did you think of this?
At the end...
They used an Oita dialect.
Like "somehow".
An Oita dialect? "Somehow"?
There were a lot of things mixed up...
I don't think we're that close.
What?!
What do you think?!
It's not like that!
Until now, I was a male role.
Now, I'm a director.
During the summer vacation, I was a home teacher.
My students are boys in their third year of high school.
Apparently, he seems to like me.
But...
My personal lesson with him...
Ends...
Today.
Teacher...
Today is the last day of home lessons.
That's right.
Your grades are stable.
Keep up the good work.
Teacher!
You already know, don't you?!
Even after summer vacation, I want to see you.
I like you.
Hey, what about Nanami-sensei?
That's not good.
Because you are still a high school student.
Teacher! I will definitely pass!
I will study hard and definitely become a college student!
Ah...
Then...
Will you study hard with me even after summer vacation?
Yes!
It's a secret...
...for everyone.
That's not good.
She laughed.
That's not good.
She looks like an adult.
She looks like Eros.
She looks younger.
Recently...
Even at handshakes...
When I see high school boys...
I want to buy them Y-shirts.
Y-shirts?!
When you look at students...
My brother is also a high school student.
All of them are high school boys and they are cute.
That's a bad statement.
That's good.
What is this?!
It's a holiday!
Spring love is coming out of you.
What about your face?
I think you are erotic.
You are a little erotic.
You are erotic.
From now on, we will listen to Ruthcock, who leaves a confession message on Ruthbahn's phone, and ask for a delusional confession that even she herself will face.
First of all, Director Shiraishi's delusional Ruthcock.
What kind of setting is this?
There is a senior who looks like me, and he is the ace of the soccer club.
Soccer club?
And he is very popular. He is like a prince.
He is the most popular, isn't he? He is the number one.
We are close with everyone, and we are popular with everyone, so we think that if we don't do it soon, someone will take it away from us.
I called him in the summer vacation when it was over.
He is not a manager of the soccer club or anything like that.
It's nothing.
Is it the same school?
It's the same school.
Do you know him? Do you recognize him?
I know him.
You know him, right?
When I entered school, I fell in love at first sight.
And my friends said that I was very close with my seniors, so we went camping together in the summer vacation.
That's how close you are!
I see. That's how close you are.
Yes, that's the setting.
Please give me a message.
Hello, this is Shiraishi.
I'm sorry for calling you all of a sudden.
I really wanted to tell you during the summer vacation,
but I didn't have the courage.
But I don't want you to take me away from you.
I don't want anyone else to take my goal away from me.
I'm ready to say it with a yellow card today.
I like you.
No, I love you!
If you don't mind, will you go out with me?
If I can kick off my love game with you, I'd be happy.
It's like you're getting really involved with the writer.
Yeah, I don't know much about the writer, but I'm trying my best to find out more about him.
I see.
You're trying to get her closer to you.
That's right.
I see.
I think I've said too much.
I see.
Of course you'll get a call about this, right?
Or maybe she's already there.
What?
Isn't there any research on that?
I don't know at all.
What are you doing?!
This is where it's important!
What are you talking about?!
She's not there.
She's a third year student, right?
And you're playing with her in a group like that.
If you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't let her play with you in a group like that.
No...
I think you like her.
What? I like her too!
If you hang out with the most popular people in school, it's going to be a big deal.
It's a school war.
That senior, Shiraishi-san...
I don't like it! I feel like I'm going to get bullied!
You'll get bullied for two or three years.
I don't like it!
You don't have to go all the way.
No, but you'll get bullied once.
And then your senior will say, "You..."
What?
You're being bullied like that!
Don't touch my woman!
After this, a miraculous drama is born!
Director Hatanaka's delusional look.
What kind of setting is this?
Well, I...
My boyfriend I used to date...
He's younger now, but...
My ex-boyfriend...
Wait a minute, is this really happening?
I didn't want to admit it.
I was thinking about it.
I'm sorry, but you're really talking about something, aren't you?
You're broadcasting it, aren't you? You're explaining it, aren't you?
Yes, I have an ex-boyfriend.
And I've always liked him since we broke up.
You like him even after you broke up.
Yes, I like him, but...
As a friend, we're good friends.
Oh, you're still friends with him.
But my ex-boyfriend...
One day, he asked me for advice for no reason.
Oh, I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't like it.
That advice made me like my best friend.
I see, it's love advice.
That's what it's about.
Um, when are you going to use this?
I forgot.
I'm going to use it.
Wait a minute, there are two people you know.
I'm your ex-boyfriend, right?
What you just said is your ex-boyfriend's role.
My best friend's role is Chiharu. Is that right, Chiharu?
I've set it up for now.
You've set it up for now, haven't you?
As a person in a delusional state.
This is what's going on.
So this is after you've received advice, right? This phone call.
Please leave a message.
Hello?
It's Sarah, but...
Yuki said she was worried about Chiharu.
There are people I like, too.
Or rather...
I've always liked you.
About Yuki.
I realized it after we broke up.
Sorry for saying weird things.
Tomorrow, I'll ask Chiharu about Yuki.
Wow!
Hatanaka's speech was so natural, like a normal phone call.
It made me feel sad.
Chiharu, what made you feel sad in the end?
Actually, Chiharu is my best friend.
I really want to ask you, but if you don't like it, I want to blame you more.
Once again, it's about Yuki.
It's weird for me to say this.
But even if we break up, I still like you.
If you say you like me all of a sudden, I have no choice but to tell you how I feel.
But even if we break up, I still like you.
If you say you like me all of a sudden, I have no choice but to tell you how I feel.
Wakatsuki, what should we do?
What I'm expecting is...
Yuki, who heard this speech, said she'll ask you about Yuki tomorrow.
Before tomorrow, I want you to say, "Wait a minute, Kikuno."
I want you to say it!
I see.
I hope things don't get noticed by Chiharu and flow this way.
- I see. - I hope so, too.
Wait, I have a friend on Yuki's side.
Osamu on Yuki's side works really hard.
- Yuki... - Yuki, go ahead and say it!
What's that? Say it with Chiharu.
Say it with Chiharu for sure!
Chiharu... I'll listen to you, you carefree guy.
I'm sure you'll say it.
I'll say it. I'll say it right away.
Oh, no. I say it before I say it.
Osamu is...
I'm an idiot.
He's an idiot, so he keeps saying it.
Osamu is a troublemaker.
There are people like him in dramas.
There are people like him, so dramas keep going.
It's like he really likes you, but what are you going to do?
I'm sure you'll say it, so say it.
- What are you going to do? - What are you going to do about this?
That's right. This will continue next week, right?
Right here.
Once.
And so, this love that we're curious about is not next week, but after the commercial!
If it's just once, it's not like Yuuki. Don't you go out with her? Like in the drama?
In the drama, we go out with her!
We go out with her once.
And in episode 7 or something like that...
Like this...
And Osamu fell down the stairs and got injured once.
Osamu got injured!
And when everyone came to visit me at the hospital, we all got together and felt awkward.
But I'm an idiot, so my legs hurt!
Osamu made the drama interesting!
If Osamu isn't there, the drama won't be interesting!
He's a key man!
In the end...
In the end, Yuuki will go to America.
No, no, no!
That's what happens in dramas!
In the end, she'll definitely go to America!
She'll probably get a pension or something.
Next up, Director Sakurai's "Mousourusukku".
How is she like?
She's my classmate and we get along really well.
But when we're together for a long time...
The feeling of "I love you" gets too strong and we end up confessing our love after school.
You confessed your love after school?!
I confessed my love!
You did?!
But I'm scared, so I don't ask for an answer right now.
I say "I'll ask you later" and we break up.
But I can't help but worry about it.
So I call myself on the night of that day.
Wow, you're a woman who can't stand it!
I say "I'll ask you later" and we break up.
Please send us a message.
Hello? It's Reika.
I'm sorry for saying weird things earlier.
Actually, I know your answer.
It's because you like Chiharu.
I've always been watching you.
I've been watching you more than anyone else.
You noticed, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
But I still like you.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
What? Do you like Chiharu?
Do you know that?
I've been watching her all the time, so I know.
Yuki likes Chiharu, but she likes Chiharu.
This is the same character as the previous drama.
You saw it last time.
She's very brave.
This is a complete miscast, though.
Anyway, it's Chiharu.
It can't be helped if you like Chiharu.
What's Chiharu?
What about Chiharu and Yuki?
It's difficult.
Why is this conversation...
Why do you like Chiharu?
But Yuki's friend Osamu is in it.
If you don't have anything, go see a movie with her on Sundays.
Osamu is brave.
Osamu moves for Yuki's sake.
You know she likes you.
What will you do, Chiharu?
Will you go out with Yuki?
Let me make it clear.
What?
Go out...
Let's go out for now.
Then you'll be dumped.
Let's go out for now.
Yuki and Chiharu will definitely go out.
Once again, Yuki is aware of her childhood friends and people who think of her.
But at that time, Chiharu and Sakurai and Hatanaka said they wouldn't forget and forced themselves to go out with different people.
That's right!
But...
Chiharu...
In the end...
She married Wakatsuki.
Wait, Wakatsuki?
No, it was Nene's...
Nene's older sister, Chiharu.
Oh, Nene's older sister, Chiharu.
Oh, Chiharu's name was mentioned earlier.
Oh, really? Wakatsuki and...
Why is Chiharu involved in everything?
That's right.
Finally, Wakatsuki.
I'll marry Chiharu.
Oh, you'll marry her.
Courage is...
Courage is going to America.
No, courage is okay.
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They performed their tenth single, which is also a commercial song, for the first time!
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This time...
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