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Tonight's topic is "tears challenge test".
Any method is OK.
Show your actress soul and shed tears in time.
However, in a series of acting that is too human, the studio is overwhelmed with applause.
Where is everyone?
Don! Don!
OK, let's start.
Nobitaka is here.
He is the host of "Banana Man".
And here is Nobitaka.
Let's go! Let's go!
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"Farmer Girl"? As a ghost character?
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"Farmer Girl"?
"Nakai Dot"?
And "Itou Nene".
Let's get started. What are we doing today, Himura-san?
Himura-san, please say it while crying.
This is...
...my...
...actress soul...
...Nobitaka's...
...tears...
...challenge...
...event!
This year, the stage performance will start again...
...but as an actress, tears are required.
For the sake of such an actress's work...
...this time, she will try to cry within the time limit.
Crying methods are free...
...and each person will decide the queen of tears...
...by their speed, crying face, and other contents.
Even in the 8th episode...
...she cried.
Those were all serious tears.
No one used eye drops, right?
No one?!
No one, right?!
Everyone saw Takayama, but...
Takayama-san, what is it?
What is it?
She used eye drops!
She used them!
Oh no!
How are you going to cry?
I'm going to feel like Himura-san is getting weaker and weaker.
That's reality!
Is Himura-san getting weaker and weaker?
He's getting weaker and weaker, but we haven't decided if he's going to die or not yet.
You want to kill him, don't you?
Yes.
But in order to do it...
There's a possibility that I'm going to die in my delusional delusion, right?
A lot of people have the delusion that Himura-san is going to die once or twice.
What about you guys?
I'm sad when I imagine Himura-san dying.
Please!
But I really love Himura-san.
Himura-san, you like rice, don't you?
I love rice.
So I'm going to fill you up with rice.
What are you talking about?
You look like you're eating bento.
There's no rice, is there?
I'm going to put a lot of rice in the can and put you in there.
It's fine, you can put me in there.
Why do you want me to fill you up with rice?
The "tears" challenger will challenge herself with a different type of sound.
First of all, Kawago will do the "tears" challenge with her delusional delusion of Himura-san getting weaker and weaker.
Start!
Himura-san, have you been okay lately?
You always have a smile on your face when you're recording, but sometimes you don't record.
Sometimes I don't record?
Did you go to the hospital, Himura-san?
I'm going to visit you.
Himura-san, are you okay?
You were so skinny, but you're so thin now.
What's Himura-san's condition like?
Himura-san, are you okay?
I think he's dead.
Is he still sick?
Is he only eating his hands?
He's only eating his hands.
Himura-san!
I can only say "Himura-san," but...
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
What should we do with our show?
Don't laugh!
Time went by so fast.
It went by so fast.
Now, one minute and thirty seconds.
Did you fail the operation?
What? I failed the operation?
She failed the operation.
What was it? What kind of illness was it?
I... We can't do it without you, Himura-san!
But... How is it? Are you smiling?
Now, 45 seconds.
Himura-san! Are you okay?!
Himura-san!
She's laughing, isn't she?
Don't die, Himura-san!
Himura-san!
Now, two minutes have passed.
What should we do, Himura-san?
Don't die!
Now, two minutes have passed.
Himura-san...
Himura-san died...
She died...
Don't die, Himura-san!
Time's up!
Didn't you laugh?
All of a sudden...
Well... It's kind of weird...
But you died in the end, didn't you?
I'm sorry...
You killed her in the end, didn't you?
If you killed me, I'd cry!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Well, the members were getting a lot of applause.
Nogizaka is an excellent candidate.
No, I'm not an excellent candidate!
I'm not an excellent candidate!
You're good at lying.
That's right!
I'm not good at it!
You're an actress! You're an actress!
No, no...
All of my actions so far have been from the bottom of my heart.
They're pure actions.
That's nice.
How are you going to cry?
Well, this time...
It's a letter I wrote when we got married.
Oh, you mean the letter you wrote to your parents?
Yes.
That's the best way for you to cry.
That's a good situation.
Akimoto called his father's letter and challenged himself to cry.
To my dad...
Oh, this day has come.
When I came to say hello to my dad for my marriage with Yuki, I had a lonely face.
When I was little, I always stuck with my dad and said I would marry my dad, but when I became a high school student and entered Nogizaka,
I felt like I was going far away, and I didn't want him to go, and I was opposed to it.
At that time, I said I should have been born to my dad's children and left home.
But when I saw my activities, I was so quiet and embarrassed, and I was happy to see Natsu working hard.
When you sent me an email saying you were going to have a good life, I couldn't stop crying.
My last name will change from tomorrow, but I am my dad's daughter.
I was really happy to be born to my dad's daughter.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
The last 10 seconds.
Is it coming?
Huh?
Did you finish reading the letter?
Well...
Oh, it's here!
She's laughing!
That's not good!
Time's up!
What?
Connie's crying, too!
What's that supposed to mean?
Wait a minute...
You're lying!
Wait a minute...
First of all, Akimoto didn't cry, but...
Wait a minute...
There are quite a few people who cried with this letter.
I'm the one who's crying!
But...
It's an episode with your parents, and it's true, right?
Yes.
Did you really do it at home?
Yes, I did it at home.
Is that true?
I really did it!
When did you do it?
Well...
When I just got into Nogizaka...
Yes!
I told my dad...
I told my dad I wish I hadn't been born yet...
You said that?!
Really?!
I really said it...
Wow!
Did you go home?
The direction was terrible, so...
I just stayed in the parking lot behind me...
I said I'd do it at home, but...
Stay in the parking lot for a little while?
Yes.
It was too cold...
How long did you stay in the car?
About 40 minutes...
That's a long time!
How do you plan to cry?
I'm going to...
I'm going to drive myself into it and cry.
Matsumura said she'd drive herself into it, right?
Oh, did you cry?
Yes.
And...
I think she wanted to go to Macao when she was in Macao...
She ate a lot of expensive food here, didn't she?
She cried at that time, didn't she?
She cried!
She cried because she was cornered...
It seems like she wants to do that...
Oh, I see...
So...
It's a secret for Matsumura...
We've prepared something like this...
Everyone, please look at it first...
Here it is...
What is it?!
It's a shrimp...
So...
You're going to eat it, right?
Matsumura...
In order to participate in the Hawaii Location...
She challenges herself in a situation where she has to eat weird food...
And drive herself into it...
I want to go to Hawaii! I want to go to Hawaii!
If you go to Macau, will you take me to Hawaii?
I feel like I'm going to cry. It's only been 20 seconds.
I really can't do it.
I really can't do it!
She's crying!
That's fast! It's only been 30 seconds!
That's fast!
I really can't do it!
What do I do?
I really can't do it!
She's already crying, but...
I have to eat this.
What do I do?
You have to eat it in order to go to Hawaii.
She's crying like when she was in Macau.
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I really have to eat it!
You have to eat it.
But it's surprisingly good.
It smells good.
It's like a food report.
It's amazing!
It's really hard.
That's the best part, isn't it?
Matsumura-san, can you move your head a little?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I want to see you cry one more time.
I really want to go to Hawaii!
Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!
Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!
The bell rang.
It's amazing, isn't it?
She said it! She said it!
She said it!
It's good, isn't it?
Okay, it's over!
Ah, you still have some tears left in you.
You cried, didn't you?
Did you eat it?
I ate it!
How did you like it?
It was good!
The taste is good?
The taste is good.
The tears battle continues!
The cooperative challengers are increasing in numbers!
How are you going to cry?
I'm going to cry because of the delicious bread.
How did you cry?
Um...
When I just moved in, I went into the bakery I found.
There was this delicious bread called "egg bread".
I went home and ate it.
I cried by myself.
Because it was good?
Because it was good.
Really?
The food was so good that it moved you and you couldn't help but cry.
It's nice, isn't it?
Crying like that is bad for you.
Is that a punishment?
It's almost like a punishment.
I'm sorry about that, but...
For Itou-nene, they've prepared bread from a popular bakery.
Will she be moved by the deliciousness and cry?
I'm going to eat it.
While eating the bread...
It's big!
It's hard.
The so-called "hardness".
Ah, I see.
This kind of bread is good.
You're eating bread, aren't you?
It's a little hard.
It's a little hard, isn't it?
Yes.
It's amazing that we're watching you eat bread.
It's okay.
You're going to cry.
She's already crying.
Huh? Huh?
Not this one!
It's not the one you just ate!
It's 40 seconds.
It's been 40 seconds.
Oh! Oh!
It's good.
It's in your mouth now.
It's so good that you're going to cry.
It's in your mouth now.
Huh?
Is it coming?
Huh?
Something is coming.
Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.
It's coming, it's coming.
It's about to come out.
Be spilled!
Eat bread when it is spilled.
It's coming, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread!
OK, it's finished!
Yeah!
It's started!
I cry more when I don't think about anything.
But you said you would cry if you ate the bread you said you would eat.
It's not that...
It's not that delicious that it makes me cry.
No, no, it's not like that.
Please stop.
The bread that the staff said was delicious.
That's right.
I love this kind of thing.
With this kind of raisin.
Look, this bread looks delicious.
You threw it at me.
It's delicious.
Is it delicious?
It's delicious!
You're going to cry.
What is it?
Please continue.
This is a drink.
It's delicious.
She continues to challenge herself with her own delusions.
The end!
Tears flow.
She carries Chitara's picture in her mouth.
She cries in front of the time.
Wakatsuki also has tears in his eyes.
He reaches the place where it spills.
Matsumura and Ito Nene cried so far.
Ito Nene.
A snake and bread.
What is bread?
Have you cried recently?
I sometimes cry when I watch a movie.
Because you are moved?
Is there a movie you are moved by recently?
"Almaeddon".
That movie is "Almaeddon".
What is your favorite movie?
I like "Texas Chainsaw".
You like "Texas Chainsaw".
How do you plan to cry this time?
I will remember the frustrating truth and cry.
You remember the frustrating truth.
You are not out of control, are you?
You remember the truth.
Mori will remember the truth that his sister and mentaiko quarreled over and will do a "tear challenge".
Will you keep looking at it like that?
Are you okay with this time?
Has it started?
Mentaiko.
I think I know what you mean.
Mentaiko.
I think I know what you mean.
You said it before.
I want to eat mentaiko.
You said you want to eat mentaiko.
It's like you said you love me.
Why don't you have mentaiko?
Are you okay?
You are crying.
Are you okay?
You are about to cry.
It's startling.
It's starting.
Did it spill?
It's starting now.
You said you wanted to eat mentaiko and you are free now.
You are free now.
It's starting.
You are a fast eater.
That's wonderful.
It doesn't make sense for the club to work hard for that.
It says "look at the wrap".
You are quite concerned about it.
You told me to eat half of the potato and mentaiko.
You ate all of it.
You always eat my food like that.
I don't want to work anymore.
Why don't you want to work anymore?
Time's up!
Wonderful!
You mentioned it before.
You ate all of the mentaiko.
I ate it.
There wasn't any mentaiko in the wrap.
I asked you and you said "I ate it".
I cried a lot.
Did you really cry a lot?
Yes.
Did you quit the track and field club?
Actress Hashimoto talks about that athlete!
Actress Getsuku.
How did you plan to cry this time?
This time... I really like Masumi Kuwata.
You like her?
Yes.
Kuwata... Masumi Kuwata... But you're not interested in her anymore, are you?
I'm not interested in her anymore, but...
Her personality and her efforts... Well, I'm not really... Masumi's...
Masumi's...
Don't call her "Masumi-san"!
You didn't call her "Masumi-san", did you? You used to call her "Kuwata"!
I can't really call her "Masumi-san", but...
But I read Masumi-san's wikipedia and...
I really like her, so...
You were impressed by her way of life?
Yes. I picked up... How do you say it?
I picked up what Masumi-san left behind...
You picked up what Masumi-san left behind...
Hashimoto recites his own famous quote and...
Takes passion for Kuwata's baseball and...
Takes passion for Kuwata's baseball and... Challenges him with tears!
Okay, Hashimoto!
Okay!
This is a T-shirt!
It's a T-shirt!
Wow!
That's right. Number 18, Ace Number.
Ace Number, Giant's Ace Number, Number 18.
Okay, Masumi-san, you're going to write down your famous quotes and notes you've left behind.
Okay.
Start!
Effort doesn't lie.
Kuwata's famous quote.
Others look at what they've lost, but I look at what I've gained.
When you were little and you stood on a mound, you wanted to pitch there until the end, didn't you?
Even now, I feel that way.
Kuwata Masumi's baseball is my heart's baseball.
My own life. If I can accept it, that's fine.
Kuwata Masumi's baseball is my heart's baseball.
Not above the clouds, but in my own head, there is a pitching ideal image.
I want to get even a little closer to it.
Looking at the happy-looking trees that have everything, it's funny not to feel the complex, isn't it?
There are various famous sayings, but...
After all, the most...
But I can't decide the most...
I don't look back at the past.
I live as much as I can now.
That's the best.
You didn't lose.
What were you doing?
What are you talking about?
But it's really...
When it soaks in, it really soaks in.
You drew something that soaks in, didn't you?
Yes, I picked it up just before and said it again.
Yes.
What was Kuwata Masumi's baseball?
It's my heart's baseball.
This is me...
Looking at the happy-looking trees that have everything...
"Trees" means Kiyohara.
Looking at the happy-looking trees that have everything, it's funny not to feel the complex, isn't it?
No, no, of course, for those who like it, it's big for Kiyohara, Kiyohara is already talented, Kata is also talented, but Kata is small, as a baseball player who is not that big.
It's not a secret with Kiyohara, but the episode is told in that one sentence.
Talking about Kiyohara is funny.
You really like it, don't you?
Hurry up and cry, you!
Why are you crying at this hour?
Nobisato46 asked the queen of tears for her request!
Popon!
As a result, only three people cried, right?
Yes, only three people cried.
Matsumura cried "heavy", Jitonene cried "bread", and Hori cried "mentaiko".
Are you going to make me eat it?
Now, then...
The queen of tears is...
Popon!
Hori Miyona!
Hori, as a reward for winning, I'll give you mentaiko.
That's right, that's pleasant.
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