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Finally, Nogizaka will do the forbidden "waking up prank"!
The members' usual sleeping posture will be greatly improved!
Furthermore, the man with God's tongue will go berserk!
Nogizaka's "waking up prank" starts now!
Nogizaka and Shikai's "waking up prank"!
Nogizaka-chan!
Hi!
It's fun!
Yes, it's fun!
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It's fun, isn't it?
Thank you!
Let's get started!
Himura-san!
Today's program is "waking up prank"!
Please!
Nogizaka!
Semirial!
Waking up prank!
Since you're an idol, I'm curious about how you'll wake up and what you'll show us.
For you, Nogizaka, this is a sad story.
What?!
You can't wake up and prank your agency.
It's such a tough time!
So our show is about how you'll go against your agency.
How far you can go against them.
As a result of that, this time it's a semi- realistic wake-up prank.
Is there anything semi-realistic about this?
It's not real, right?!
- It's not real. - It's not, right?!
Yes.
So for this time, the members will recreate their usual wake-up pose as much as possible, including makeup and clothing,
and we asked them to film a self-produced VTR of their idol's wake-up prank.
Now, since it's a wake-up prank, this time we have someone with a rope.
- A rope?! - A wake-up rope?!
Yes.
It's this person! Please come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Yay! - Yay!
- My real name is... - Noboru!
Yes, Noboru.
- Noboru! - Noboru!
The last part was kind of awkward.
- I'm not sure if it's Okada Noboruna or Noboru. - Okada Noboruna.
- Yes.
- Ijiri-san and Nogizaka are... - Yes.
- In the salt-free area... - Yes.
- Nogi Bingo. - That's right!
- Wow! - That's right!
- This is like a dream come true! - Wow!
- That's right! - Yes!
- Teretou-san and... - Yes.
- In the salt-free area... - Wow!
- Nogizaka is surrounded by Okappa. - That's right!
- Wow! - That's right!
- Okappa rules every show! - Okappa rules every show!
And with that...
And with that, not only will we be reporting on the show,
but we will also be evaluating each member's personality traits from a professional standpoint!
Lastly, we will choose one MVP for each of you.
Oh, that's great!
For MVP Ijiri-shou, Ijiri-san will be buying clothes for you.
I've been watching this show for a while now, but you're the one buying it, right?
I'm not the one buying it!
In Macau and such, you're the one buying it!
I'm not the one buying it!
Let's get started.
Let's start with the first one.
Here you go!
MVP Ijiri-shou
This time...
Good morning!
That's great.
Thank you for coming.
Well then...
I will go and wake up Shiraishi-san.
That's great.
You're wearing a coin purse.
You're right.
You're also wearing pajamas.
Yes.
This time, I will let you do it in a motel like this.
Yes.
That's great.
Shiraishi-san, of course you know what you're doing, right?
Yes.
Well...
What is this?
Can you tell me what this is?
What is this?
I'm going to spin it.
You're not showing it to me, right?
That's amazing.
You're going to spin it and show it to me, right?
I'm learning a lot of things.
There it is.
It's in my legs, right?
It's in your legs, right?
She's going to stab me.
What is it?
It's shaking.
What is it?
It's shaking.
It's shaking, isn't it?
It's shaking.
It ran away.
It ran away, but it came out.
Is there something in it?
A person who looks like this is quite dangerous.
That's right, it's dangerous.
Now...
Huh?
I wish...
Good morning.
Shiraishi-san, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Oh, that's good.
Oh, it's on.
It's the same thing I used to see when I was an idol.
Oh, it's on.
Good morning.
First of all, it's dazzling.
Oh, that's good!
Now...
Yes!
Can you sit on this bed?
Can you stand up?
Are you okay?
Oh, you're so cute!
Why is your face like that?
What are you doing now?
This is not a normal set, but I'm wearing a midi cap to take off the swelling of my legs.
Finally, I would like to say to the camera that the prank was a great success.
The prank was a great success.
Did you make the kamikaze yourself?
Yes, I did.
That's wonderful.
No, it was directed by me.
There are many things like that, so you can edit it and leave it to me.
I see.
According to this information, you usually sleep only in pants.
I only wear a T-shirt and a top like this, and I don't wear a cute underwear underneath.
You don't wear a medikit, do you?
I do wear a medikit.
I don't wear underwear underneath.
You don't wear underwear underneath.
Yes.
Why are you whispering?
What's wrong with you?
I thought you were a comedian.
I'm sleeping.
What's this?
Is this a waistcoat?
I see.
A waistcoat.
Is it a waistcoat of Maya?
I see.
What's wrong with you?
This is a mission!
Are you happy?
Do you have a condom on you?
This is my condom.
You have a condom on you.
I can't wear this as a woman.
This...
What are you doing? Why are you paying so much attention to beauty and stuff like that?
Shh!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
It's coming out!
Oh, it's out!
It's out!
Did you see it?
It's gone mad.
Tension wave and " Majikomorebasa "
Not such a nice words, " Tension wave and " Majikomorebasa "
Majikomorebasa
She's cute, isn't she?
Holding a banana fireplace in her hand...
Good morning...
G-g-good morning...
I'm Ijii Okada...
That's good!
That's good, isn't it?
That's cute!
G-g-good morning...
She prepared something for me to play with...
I didn't expect a waist-fit...
Erosion...
That's right...
A fireplace...
When we moved in...
Mr. Banana Man was the host...
So we bought a fireplace made of bananas...
Seriously?
If we bought it...
We wouldn't know it was printed with a firefly of that size...
That's right!
I didn't like it at all...
Your face was here the whole time!
That's terrible!
Mr. Banana Man prepared a fireplace made of bananas...
Look at this...
I know you don't like it...
But look at this...
He took off his socks...
He took off his socks and took off his socks...
That's terrible!
I see. That's educational.
It's not "bite" but "spit"
I see. That's educational.
That's terrible!
Together...
I see.
I'm tired.
He's coming. He's coming.
He's coming.
He noticed me.
I'm kind of slow...
Huh?
He's glad to notice me...
but he's not positive.
Huh?!
Spit out! Spit out!
Nishino-chan...
Good morning.
Nishino-chan...
It's morning. It's morning.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
It's a scam!
Good morning!
I was surprised.
What is this?
Do you always have these girls?
We always have them in this position.
It's decided?
It's decided.
This is Koketani-kun.
Kogetani-kun?
Koke?
Koketani.
Why did you name yourself Koketani-kun?
I wanted to give it a lame name.
It's a little lame.
How long have you been sleeping together?
Since I was in kindergarten.
My dad bought me this.
Can you stand up?
And the bottom?
Most people wear this.
Nogizaka 46.
This is called a medikit.
It's good for swelling.
It's a good one.
Well, Nishino-san, it's good, but...
It's good, isn't it?
Well, it's a little unfortunate, but...
Yes?
You're often told to sleep with your eyes open, right?
Yes.
I asked you to sleep with your eyes open.
Yes, yes, yes.
I asked you to sleep with your eyes open and reported it, but...
Yes.
It's a little hard for me as a reporter to see, isn't it?
Ah, with your eyes open?
You have to look closely.
Ah, I see.
It's good if you open your eyes like this.
After all, both eyes are a little realistic, so like this...
Ah...
No, no, if you do it like that...
Can you do it for me for a moment?
One, two...
No, it's funny, isn't it?
Can you do it for me for a moment?
Can you make your mouth a little stupid?
Ah, that's it, that's it!
Ah, I see!
His personality is overflowing and his appearance is fast-paced!
What is this?
His personality is overflowing and his appearance is fast-paced!
He's really fat, isn't he?
Ah, he's in good shape.
He has a very good posture, but...
Huh?
Huh? What is this?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's a new pattern.
Oh, I see.
It's like this.
Oh, I see.
You're showing me like this?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Great!
Oh, I see.
This is a design.
It's a design.
You're showing me like this?
This pajamas is also...
Oh...
It's really tight.
Great!
You're not letting me take it off!
I'm not letting you take it off.
Great!
Oh!
It's really tight.
Huh?
Curve?
Seriously?
Yes.
You shouldn't take it off. It'll close.
No, it's okay.
It's a massage machine.
Oh!
Do you always have this with you?
Neck massage machine.
Kikuta-chan.
Yes?
Good morning!
Are you getting on?
Kikuta-chan.
Oh, you're not getting up at all.
And then...
It's long.
Is it like this?
It's long.
It's like you can't get up.
I can't get up.
It's long.
That's nice.
Good morning!
That's nice.
That's realistic.
Don't look at me like you're looking at a criminal.
What's this?
It doesn't get cold.
Is it okay?
It doesn't get cold.
Can you take it off for me and put it back on?
First...
And...
Again...
Really?
Yes, again.
It's getting hard.
Not at all.
And...
It's hard.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
Ashura.
Master.
Did you buy that for your dad?
Yes, it's my birthday present.
That's nice.
Ikuta-san was the only one who was told not to lick it.
He was the first one to be scolded.
If you lick it, we'll buy you a new one.
That's what the staff and I were told.
Ikuta's overall is amazing.
I thought it was really amazing.
You don't lick it because it doesn't go in, do you?
I didn't lick it. I thought I'd put my foot in here.
That's amazing.
That's all you've done.
You didn't lick it, so it's okay.
I didn't do anything.
It's just amazing.
If it were true, I'd do an Ashura massage with my face on it.
You licked it, but you held it in.
Huh? What is this?
What did you eat?
Oh, there you are.
Fushikora.
There you are, Fushikora.
Fushikora.
Oh, you ate it.
You ate it all.
You ate a lot, didn't you?
Can I see Mori-chan's face?
What is this?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is this?
What is she doing?
She's sleeping on it, isn't she?
She's sleeping on it?
Isn't she overdoing it?
What is this?
She's gone.
Look at her face.
It's morning.
It's not morning yet.
What is this...
boyfriend feeling?
What's wrong with me?
I have to go to work.
Look.
The first year student is angry.
She's angry.
Wake up!
Good morning, Ori-chan.
Good morning.
It's a prank.
It's a wake-up prank, Ori-chan.
There are a lot of cameras.
What are you doing?
I'm working.
She's working.
Do you eat salt-and-spicy food?
I love salt-and-spicy food.
Before you go to bed?
I eat a pack of salt-and-spicy food before I go to bed.
It's like a prank.
Who is she?
Yes, it's good.
The gap is good.
It's like a dad's place.
It's good.
And...
What is it?
I always put a tea bag of black tea on my eyes.
Did you use it?
Yes, I did.
Did you use it?
Yes, I did.
The one with water left.
Yes, I put it in the fridge and put it on my eyes.
You can't do it without it?
No.
But if you put it on your eyes, it will fall off.
My pillow is often brown.
It's so annoying.
It's brown.
Yes, but I do it a lot in the hotel.
It's bad in the hotel.
That idea is bad.
Who is she?
[Who is she?]
What...
...is this place?
What is this place?
I'm here?
In my watch~?
- In my watch~? - I kept my watch in my pocket.
I kept my watch in my pocket.
- Is that your watch? - My watch?
I can't wake up.
[The mirror is..]
[The mirror is]
[Dirty.]
[The mirror is]
[Dirty.]
[Why are you using it?]
[The mirror is]
[I cleaned it.]
[The mirror is]
[I cleaned it.]
You can't lick it all of a sudden!
I see, you cleaned it up for me.
That's great!
There's a lot of stuff here.
Oh no, it's up!
There's something like this!
There wasn't!
This is...
Genius!
I knew you'd do it!
You took your foot out!
I took it out.
There's something on your face.
There's something on my face?
What is it?!
Good morning!
Did you notice?
It's a surprise!
It's a surprise for me!
Good morning!
So cute!
What are you wearing?
Short pants.
For sleeping.
It looks like silk.
First, you did it like a real foot.
It's a confidence.
I always put my feet out because it's hot.
So I wanted to do it.
You wanted to do it, right?
Yes.
This timing, too, before you said "I'll shoot you," you moved a little bit like "Uuuun" and said "Here we go, camera man, go ahead."
Did you do it properly?
I did it.
You did it.
But it's pretty bad.
No, it's not.
It's not?
It's better to see who's better.
That's right!
We decided who's better!
Who will win the Izirin Award?
The MVP is...
The one who won the Izirin Award is...
Wada-san!
Congratulations!
The way you're holding her...
I think anxiety can replace you in that way.
Including that meaning, congratulations on becoming the MVP!
That's amazing!
Thank you, Sheen! Thank you, Sheen! Thank you, Sheen!
But first, please watch a live video of Ikuta Center station's Thank you, Sheen!
Thank you, Sheen!
That it's my only life
Thank you, Shane! Thank you, Shane! Thank you, Shane!
Meeting is fate
Parting is also fate
Thank you.
A few days ago, Iktaylika announced that she would take a break for her studies.
She sent a message to everyone watching the program.
Hello, everyone. I'm Iktaylika.
I'm not going to participate in the next single.
Well, for my studies, I'll be away for a while.
But I'll be back soon, so please wait for me for a little while.
Hang in there! I'll be back soon!
Wait for me!
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