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Tonight's "Nogizaka" is a special project for "April Fool's Day"!
Use your acting skills and fool others so you don't tell lies!
You guys are bad guys!
Who is "Nogizaka"'s biggest liar queen?
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Today's guest, "Nimura", please tell us a lie.
"Nogizaka" April Fool's Day!
Well, April Fool's Day is probably like "huh?" but this video has already been recorded.
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Again? What? What? What?
This time, April Fool's Day special project.
For the members interested in becoming actresses in the future, they want to have enough acting skills to deceive their opponents.
So, in order to improve their acting skills, we will decide who is best at telling lies.
By the way, the first place goes to...
Himura-sho.
Himura-sho again? Is there nothing else but Himura-sho?
Himura-sho has been accumulating again.
Wait, wait, wait, what is it?
I don't think you understand the rules well, so please watch this VTR first.
Yes, let's watch it.
There will be 5 entries for this April Fool's test.
Oh, it's these people.
The contents of the lie will be decided by lottery.
In addition, the person who tells the lie will choose a member who they think they can deceive.
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Using the waiting time before recording, they hide where they tell lies.
Who is the member who is best at telling lies?
Please be quiet!
Everyone, please calm down!
Yes, please listen, please listen!
Ikoma-san, please listen!
Please listen!
Well, I think everyone knows "yes, yes, yes", but...
Well, here is the first entry work.
It's impossible, really, this is...
It's no good, really.
It's hard for me to get it before the first round.
I want to believe it.
But, Ikoma-san is pretty serious about it.
I don't know why.
Recently, I've been having a lot of trouble.
Are you okay?
I don't know what to do.
As I thought...
There are a lot of...
There are really a lot of things.
I like it.
I bought a green jam.
I often go to play with Juna.
I went to play and bought a green jam.
It was a holiday and I didn't have much money, but I bought it because it was cheap.
I bought five of them.
The other day, I went to Shibuya to listen to the announcement of the winners.
I won two prizes.
I thought I'd play with my mom, but I won 10 million yen.
Can I show you?
I made a contract at a barber shop.
I don't know where it went.
Really?
Riko believed in her so much that she was desperate to hold back her laughter.
If I told my mom I wanted money, she would have helped me the most.
I love you so much.
I love you, too.
I don't know where it went, but if it wasn't for a house, car, or giraffe, I'd probably go home.
Riko is a genius.
I don't know where it went.
You'd go home.
Did you go to a beauty salon?
Do you go shopping often at school?
I go shopping often.
I only wear unique clothes and don't wear normal clothes.
I like boyish clothes, too.
I'm surprised, but I like clothes you wear.
I'm happy.
I want to buy everything.
What do you want?
I only say it to Ikoma-san.
What do you want?
What do you want me to buy you?
How about silver?
The highest price.
I want 80,000 yen.
Can I buy you a silver ring?
Yes.
Can I really buy you a ring?
Of course.
If you say yes to me...
(laughs)
Poor thing...
But you're hiding your genitals and using your mother's genitals...
(laughs)
I don't know what you're talking about...
(laughs)
I'm sure you're lying...
(laughs)
You're lying...
(laughs)
You're lying...
(laughs)
Well, I've been hit a thousand times...
It was a lie of a cage that kept taking the middle finger in her hand.
(laughs)
You completely believed it, didn't you?
(laughs)
Right? You said you'd buy me a silver ring...
(laughs)
What Akimoto drew was a lie that Shitara would be everyone but Himura from Nogidoco MCs.
Oh, that's a lie!
It's easier to say outright.
Do you want me to tell you outright?
When we just got back together, we were worried about each other, so we went out to eat together.
Banana-san, the two of us, me and Banana-san... Koi- chan? The four of us went out.
We talked about a lot of things.
I've never been there.
But I've been there a few times.
The last time I went was when I went there for the first time.
A lot of things change on TV shows in April.
Like dramas starting.
And at that timing, I heard that Shitara-san was leaving.
I don't get along with Himura-san very well.
I don't know why, but I feel like I'm not getting along with him.
But I like Himura-san a lot, too.
I don't feel like I can give either of them away.
Shitara-san is an adult, so I feel like I can give him away.
I feel like I can only give Himura-san away.
But I don't feel anxious about it.
To be honest...
I think Shitara-san is a bit reserved.
And a little shy?
In front of me?
If I weren't shy, I might have gotten caught.
If I wasn't shy...
If I hadn't met him...
But I think I would've never noticed what would happen next...
It's a show of being unable to hide their shock.
And then, Akimoto keeps lying over and over again.
You said you were hungry earlier.
I want to go there!
You know, we did something like "what do you think about it?"
We did something like that.
You know, we did something like that.
I heard you can make a plan when you go out for a meal.
My mom and dad did it for me.
I see.
I'm so happy.
I'm doing my best.
So I want to do it for you.
What do you think about it?
I love it!
When Kimura-san is gone and only Starr-san is left...
Starr-san is the only one left.
But I like both of them together.
I see.
I want you to see me growing up and getting taller and taller in this show.
She is a good person.
Who?
Who is it?
I want to do a prank on you.
What?
I want you to do it for me.
What?
I want you to do a prank on me.
A prank...
I want you to do it for me.
Hey, hey!
I won't do it for you!
She kept lying and lying and in the end she said she wanted to do a prank on me.
You are a little bit funny.
I'm sorry.
Starr-san is gone and only me is left.
She is a bad person.
I'm sorry. I didn't think about it.
I told my parents.
You told your parents?
I told them.
What did they say?
It's hard to gather everyone together.
I thought it would be easier if I had other comedians and others with me.
You can't count on Kimura-san alone.
Thank you very much.
That's all for now.
After this, there will be more "Lying Girl Parade".
I'm glad I met you all.
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Um, I'd like a set of A...
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What is a lie that makes you cry?
I'd like to tell some kind of lie and borrow some money.
Every day?
Every day, I guess.
Um...
I'd like to borrow some money from my mother-in- law.
What is a lie that makes you cry?
I haven't told anyone, but...
I have an older sister.
I didn't know.
You didn't know?
I haven't told anyone.
You haven't worn a wedding dress, have you?
No, I haven't.
I want to get married, but I don't have any money.
I'm worried about getting married.
My parents and my mother...
It's especially complicated with my mother, so...
What?
I don't know...
That's a bad lie!
Sudden and heavy confession has a negative impact emotionally.
But now...
I'd like you to raise your spirits.
Yeah, that's right.
That's what I want you to do.
It's not makes sense.
Oh, no, it's not like that.
You're good at it.
You're good at making silence while you're cheating.
You're good at being economical and you're good at being nice to your boyfriend.
It's a dark lie.
She's crying.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe it!
Kawago cries in her own fake environment.
I'm so heavy.
It's heavy for you to talk about it.
I'm sorry.
It's heavy.
Oh, my God!
Kawago is crying, too.
Kawago and Fukagawa cry together after Kawago's lie.
How much do you need?
You're asking me to cut it out of there.
If it's a wedding, it might be less.
10,000 yen?
All right, then.
50,000 yen?
Wow!
Fukagawa is crying, too.
Wow!
Let's go somewhere before that.
When we can't go anywhere...
Kawago is a fraudster.
It's heavy for you to talk about it.
It's heavy for me, too.
You said you didn't have enough.
What's your name?
My name is Yuki, not Yuki-kun.
Yuki-kun?
Did you fall for it?
Did you do it on purpose?
It's not me.
Kawago showed us an applause performance that made us shudder.
That's funny.
Kawago is a bad guy.
I thought it would be more realistic if I cried.
Kawago is scary.
Do you cry, Kawago?
I've been crying, and they cried, too, so I'm happy.
Don't say "they"
If the bad guy lies like Kawago,
the other party will be kind and say, "I need a favor."
I'm going to sleep there as an emergency.
What should I do?
What's with that state?
What should I do?
I'm going to sleep there as an emergency.
I'm scared.
Hoshi can't stand the situation of being pranked.
Then...
Shimatsu asks for help for the bad guy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's coming out.
Something's coming out.
It's coming out.
What's coming out?
Something's coming out.
Yes, teacher.
What is it?
Well, it's really that trivial thing, isn't it?
I'm going to laugh.
What is it?
No, it's good.
No, it's not good.
I can't see it.
I'm scared.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know, one of these days,
I'm going to play with my friend.
And then, you know, I'm going to play with my friend.
And then, you know, I'm going to go to Japan.
What's going to Japan?
I'm going to go there.
And then, you know,
I'm going to win 900,000 yen.
You're going to win it!
Wow!
What's this?
No, no, no, you can't win it.
What?
You're lying!
But you're going to win 500,000 yen.
No, you're going to win 400,000 yen.
You're going to win it!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
What are you doing with that broken door?
Hey!
You're serious?
Hey!
Why are you so serious?
In the end, it was Hoshino who couldn't even borrow money or believe in stories.
Hoshino can't deceive people from the beginning.
If it's Patros and Sutra, it's Patras.
Leave it to me!
I think it's a lie even if it's true.
After this, the studio is full of masks and confessions.
Next, Sakayama is serious about molding Marumaru, but she doesn't lie and says, "How about together?"
How about together?
The other party says, "I think I can do it."
So, it's Hoshino's choice.
Oh, my nose.
I can't get rid of my nose and these acne scars all the time.
But you know it.
Oh, maybe I should shave my nose like this.
You have a beautiful nose.
I love my nose.
I like your nose, too.
Really?
I've been thinking about it lately.
Nose?
I really want to have a nose job.
If you change your nose, you'll feel like you're changing somewhere.
It's in your throat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would you do if we had a nose job together?
Let's get a nose job together.
Let's decide where we're going to get our noses done.
Let me look it up.
With a good friend of hers, Nishino,
Takayama recommends a nose job to Frank.
Let me look it up.
Let's do it together.
It's crooked here, so let's do it here.
On the contrary...
Let's do it here.
No, no, no, no.
Are you confident about your nose job?
I wonder.
Then...
Nishino says something unexpected.
Just for once...
I've never done something like that before.
That's it.
That's all?
It was all, so...
How many series is that?
That's right. On the contrary...
Isn't it amazing?
I don't want it.
What is this?
I don't want it.
Then I will...
I will do it somewhere.
You don't want it?
What is this?
It's very seductive.
It's like counseling.
What is this?
Nishino has done something like an injection.
Suddenly, she confessed her love.
Takayama is excited.
But...
Actually, Nishino confessed her love.
On the contrary, Takayama was deceived.
I don't want it.
Takayama is careful about Nishino.
I think it's like...
It's like...
It's like a challenge.
I don't like it.
Just now, when I saw you coming out of the beauty salon, you looked like you were having a lot of fun.
Is it over?
I think it's over.
But it hurts somewhere.
But it feels like you have a lot of nosebleed.
It's getting weird.
I'm sure you'll do it if you don't work in Nagasaki.
Absolutely.
But in Nagasaki, if you get caught...
Even if you get caught, you don't do anything wrong.
That's right.
You don't do anything wrong.
It's getting weird.
We have to say we'll do it together.
We don't do anything wrong.
If my parents forgive me, I want to do it.
But it's a waste.
If I were you, I wouldn't do it.
It's better to do it.
Why did you stop me?
You don't like this face, do you?
But I don't know what to do.
Thank you.
With something big in her heart, Takayama is over.
That's nice.
So, Toyotoyotoke, Takayama.
What is this?
Until this started, we didn't know if it was a prank or not.
No, it was a request right after it ended.
In VTRs, Na-chan's part is really a secret, so we asked her not to show it.
But now that we've seen it, it's cold!
What are you doing?
I'm glad!
So, if Nishino was good at it, it's a reverse prank.
But I think everyone was surprised.
Everyone was surprised that Queen was good at it.
I'm excited!
Right now, it's a VTR that hasn't been released yet.
So, when the viewers find out that it's a reverse prank, they might say, "I happened to fall asleep."
Some people might say that Nishino did a good job and it ended.
So, who will take the seat of April Fool Queen?
Out of the six people, including Nishino, who was best at lying?
Entry number three, Kawagoe Himesho!
You're lying and crying!
That's right!
With those tears!
It's like inviting Kagawa's tears.
Shinuchi Mai, who was promoted to regular member of Noksaka 46.
My name is Shinuchi Mai.
Shinuchi, who graduated from Noksaka 46 in 2004,
will be the first Noksaka 46 member to become an idol.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I'm Shin Uchimai. This time, I'm going to wear Nogizaka 46 and OL's Risoku no Waraji.
I'll do my best not to let either of them go half- baked, so please continue to support me.
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