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Tonight's topic is "Child's Worries Consultation Room".
Can you do anything for us?
Well, it doesn't matter who you are.
The members who have become teachers will answer children's questions and worries.
However...
Please speak in a way that children can understand.
You made a bad face.
You don't have to shout, do you?
I know, but...
A merciless pursuit attacks the members.
Can they solve children's worries and gain popularity?
Who has the next question?
No one.
Where are you standing?
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Where are you standing?
It hurts so much that my stomach is watering.
If you get married, you won't feel lonely anymore, right?
Let's start. Nogizaka is the host of this program.
And this is Nogizaka-chan.
No, no!
Well, Kimura-san...
Tonight's topic is "Child's Worries Consultation Room".
Please speak in a way that children can understand.
A revolutionary idol of the Metamorphosis...
Nogizaka Consultation Room!
Well, with that said...
What is this?!
The sixth single will be out soon...
Nogizaka-chan is becoming more and more of a nationally popular idol group.
She is!
If you compare it to a year ago!
Well, I'll be humble about it...
But!
Being nationally popular means that you have to be supported from children to adults in a wide range of ways.
But, well, everyone hates children and adults.
I hate you! I hate you!
Who are you talking about?!
I love you! I love you!
What are you talking about?!
I love you! I love you!
All you say is "meat"!
I love you! I love you!
With that said, each teacher will answer questions and concerns about elementary school students.
By solving children's questions, we aim to increase popularity.
In addition, in case of emergency or additional questions...
We've placed one blind elementary school student in the studio.
Will she be able to grasp children's hearts with her convincing answers?
First, we'll have Ms. Takayama's challenge!
We're Nogitaka46's Ms. Takayama Kazumi and...
Didn't you do something like "koji" before?
Let's get started. Ms. Takayama, please sit.
So... Ms. Nanoka.
What made you want to become an idol?
Do you know about "Momoi Yamaguchi"?
You don't know about her, do you?
You know about her?
You're 9 years old, right?
You know about her?
Wow.
You know, when I saw "Momoi Yamaguchi" on TV,
I thought, "Ah, I want to be such a cool idol," and I became one.
Right now, I'm a little out of style, though.
She's already out of style.
She's out of style early.
What did you think was hard about becoming an idol?
What I thought was hard?
No, this is really, really, like, um...
It's a very real story, but...
Um, we have a lot of days off.
Idols have a lot of weekends.
Idols have a lot of days off, so they don't have a lot of days off, and that's pretty tough.
What's with her? What's with her?
It's a social pace, you know?
Can I ask you a question?
Did you think you were pretty cute when you became an idol?
Did you become an idol because you thought you were cute?
No, it's not like that. Um... I... Um... How do I say this?
A lot of idols... How do I say this? Um...
I wanted to be an idol, and I sent a lot of things, but a lot of things fell off.
So it's really... Um, it's not like I'm confident about it.
I don't know how to say it. I just felt like I should be in it, so...
Um... It's hard. It didn't work out.
What was that?
You think you're cute, don't you?
It didn't work out.
That's right. I'm sure of one thing.
I haven't been told I'm cute since I became an idol.
So it's really... Um... I want to be cute.
She wants to be cute.
Next question, please!
Why can't I lose weight?
Kouki-kun.
Yes?
Were you fat until you were three years old?
I lost a lot of weight until I was three years old.
What? Really?
It seems like it's important for girls who used to be fat when they were little to get fat in the future.
But...
Kouki-kun is cute, so...
It's okay. You don't have to lose weight.
So...
Um...
Body shape doesn't matter!
Okay! Who has the next question?
It's hard to get it right, though.
Why do we get married?
That's a tough one!
Well...
Shinzan-kun's father and mother got married and Shinzan-kun was born, right?
In order for many children to be born like that, someone has to get married.
If you don't, humanity will end, and I think that's why marriage exists.
So marriage is only for the birth of children?
But I think marriage will make you happy.
You're living alone now, but when you go home you'll be sad and lonely.
I think marriage will make you less lonely.
Humans live up to 80 years old, right?
I'm living alone for only two years now, so I can still do it, but if this continues for 60 years, it'll be painful.
So, you know, marriage is important.
This has been Ms. Takayama's lecture on how important marriage is and how she thinks about it.
Next up is Ms. Shiraishi's lecture.
But...
What should you do in order to become an idol?
In order to become an idol...
Hmm...
Let's see...
Hmm, that's hard.
In order to become an idol...
You have to...
You have to try everything.
What do you think are the three things an idol needs?
She's fast. She's already said it.
Three things...
Why do you say three things?
That's right.
First, smile.
Smile is important.
Smile and heart.
You didn't say two things.
Smile and heart.
You said three things, didn't you?
I've been doing it for over a year now.
Smile.
You only said smile.
Smile.
You don't say the shout you always say in front of everyone, do you?
Do you know it?
Effort.
Gratitude.
Smile.
Smile!
Effort.
Gratitude.
That's it.
Why didn't you say those three things first?
I forgot about the shout.
She's lost it all of a sudden.
Ms. Shiraishi is in a pinch.
And she's late for the interview.
Why do you poop?
I don't know.
That's it.
- Because you're a girl. - Pooping is...
- Yes. - Right?
That's right.
I think it's to eat food and get rid of unnecessary gas.
I see.
Has she regained her composure?
She somehow answers the mechanism of pooping.
Then...
When you can't stand it anymore, what do you do to not get caught by your classmates?
What is this?
She's cute.
Look at her face.
What do you do?
You want to know how to not get caught, don't you?
I say a loud voice...
And then...
You have to do it, right?
I have to get caught by my teacher.
Okay.
Can you try it and see how you do it?
Please show me how you do it.
Please show me.
- The teacher? - Yes.
The teacher is pooping.
The important thing is to teach in an easy-to- understand manner.
Shiraishi-sensei will give a practical lecture.
One...
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One!
Ready, go!
Today was fun!
Something like that, right?
I'm sorry!
The ill-intentioned practice turned into a cynical conclusion of receiving a child's tail.
Shiraishi-sensei's lecture was a black bean.
Next, Matsumura-sensei's challenge.
Could it be...
If you look at it, you'll get a lot of questions.
Is that so? I'm a little scared of that.
If you say "delicious" and "bread", it'll end.
I see.
I just have to decide, right?
Yes, you just have to decide.
Can we avoid children's pursuit with sharp answers?
Matsumura-sensei's lecture begins!
Yes! So, let's get started.
Does anyone have a question for Sensei?
Yes!
Yay!
So, what is it?
Nanaka-chan, go ahead!
Why did you decide to become a teacher?
Ah, Sensei likes people who laugh.
So, I thought it would be nice if everyone could laugh.
Yay!
What are you doing?
Like "Yay!"
In your group, who do you think is the cutest?
Eh?!
Ah, that's right.
It's hard to say in a group, but Sensei, do you think you're the cutest in the universe?
Yay!
She said it.
In order to avoid questions,
it looks like Sensei Matsumura-sensei came up with a strategy to excite questions with "Yay!"
However...
Why are the stars shining?
Well, you know, stars have five corners, right?
Aren't those shapes cute?
I think they shine to let people know about themselves and express themselves.
Yay!
Excuse me, what do you mean?
Why?
Oh, she's here.
You know, we're on Earth, right?
And you know, stars are really far away, right?
So you can't see them in the dark, right?
So you can't see them in the dark, but you want people to know about you, right?
That's why you shine and say, "Please know about me!"
She answers a lot of questions, doesn't she?
You know, even in this classroom...
It's lonely when you're alone, right?
You want friends, right?
You know, I think stars are lonely in space.
There aren't any teachers or anything like that.
So you want friends and you shine.
Twinkle, twinkle!
You know, when you shine, you're beautiful.
Don't you want to be friends with the stars?
Yay!
Look, you have friends now!
End of lesson.
Matsumura-sensei came up with a child's perspective style.
She was able to see a child's smile and safely finished her lesson.
Yay! Look!
Please know about me!
In addition...
Sakurai-sensei also became a way for children to pursue their dreams!
Yay!
Children's dark consultation room.
Next up is Sakurai-sensei.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Then, let's get started.
Raise your hand if you have a question for Sensei.
Yes.
Yes, then Ayame-chan.
Yes. Why is a giraffe's neck long?
Oh!
Well, I love giraffes, too.
I love them so much, but I wonder why.
That's right.
That's probably because I wanted to eat a leaf at a high position.
Yes.
How high is it?
There is a personal difference, but...
If it's very big, it's about seven meters.
Although they are slightly wrong, Sakurai-sensei missed the pursuit for the time being.
Next...
Yes, Kofuku.
Why do humans lie?
You guys are going to a dark place.
Yes.
Why do humans lie?
Well...
Among many animals, humans have the smartest intelligence, don't they?
I can't focus. I can't focus.
I can't focus.
I think some animals are smarter than others.
Humans are said to be the smartest.
You can't lie, can you?
That's right. I think it's difficult, but...
You can't lie about making people sad.
You can't lie about bullying people, but...
If it's a lie about loving someone, you can lie about it.
So, what do you do with that judgment and subtle things?
That's amazing, Kouki is a little...
I think Kouki will understand it when he grows up.
I think it's dirty.
I think it's pretty good.
Why doesn't he let you go?
If you say it now, we'll be able to do it later.
Please say it so that children can understand it.
You made a bad face.
Sensei, I can't do it anymore.
I understand.
You can't lie!
I understand.
Sensei, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
She's not holding back at all, is she okay?
Ryosuke-kun was scary.
You were alone, weren't you?
Go ahead and make that angry face.
That's no good.
That's not popular with children.
That's no good.
It was difficult.
Finally, Hashimoto-sensei will do the challenge.
My name is Hashimoto Nanami.
Please call me Nanami-sensei.
I'll start right away, but does anyone have a question for Sensei?
Yes.
Why did you want to become an idol?
She stopped suddenly.
Why?
She was probably guided.
I think it was fate.
Do you want to become an idol?
Yes.
You can.
She said it from above.
Who has a next question?
No one.
Why is a baby born?
You have to answer this well.
If you don't give birth, you will die.
I think you instinctively think you have to give birth.
Then why is a baby born as a mother?
It is said that women are stronger in pain.
The pain of giving birth is as painful as taking a watermelon out of a man's nose.
It is said to be painful.
If a man experiences that pain, he will faint.
So, if a woman experiences it many times,
like giving birth to three people,
it hurts three times.
It's painful, isn't it?
I think you should be proud of it as a woman.
You are cute.
Why do you cry?
What is this?
When you are sad, you cry because you feel pain around here.
When you don't know what's going on, you cry because you feel pain around here.
It hurts from here to here.
No way! Why?
It doesn't hurt.
I see. I'm the only one who cries.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure you get bad feelings when you cry.
And you're getting those bad feelings out of there.
That's why you cry when you're sad.
And you cry when you're happy because you're too happy and you're about to go into a tank.
When was the last time you cried?
It was about last week.
Why?
I was doing an idol activity called "Principal Performance" for a little while.
"Idol activity"?
You're always doing it.
And then I got sad and cried because I wasn't myself.
Oh, I see.
Have you ever had that experience?
No.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's scary!
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
But I want to get along with you all, so I'm just showing off.
Right?
Are you getting along with me?
Maybe this world we're living in is hell.
And there's Professor Hashimoto's scary lecture.
Professor Hashimoto was the one to lead the lecture, but he didn't get any support from the students.
Will he be able to turn things around with his last question?
Who has a next question?
Oh, Nanami-chan, it's the same Nanami.
What happens when a person dies?
When you die...
In Japan, it's mainly a cremation, but...
That's wrong!
Your body is processed in many different ways, but...
I think you're free to think about what you want to be, so...
When you die, your soul will want to stay with your family, or go to heaven...
I think you'll go where you believe in.
So, is there really hell?
Yeah, that's what I thought of when I was about Nanami- chan's age of nine.
But you don't know what heaven is like and what hell is like, do you?
Maybe...
This world we're living in right now could be hell.
That's amazing.
Hashimoto's trying to push a child into a unique world view.
When you're alive, there are things that are painful and things that are fun...
But, you know, the way you feel that pain and the way you feel that fun...
It can be both heaven and hell.
I think it's the same after you die.
I think it depends on how you feel about it.
Thank you. I'm glad we got along.
That's all.
Let's go!
The contents of the sixth single's hit wish are revealed!
"Rabbit Moffy Shop" opens June 18th!
From the first day of opening, the line has increased dramatically!
"Garden Chanlis" is also on sale!
Limited shop until June 30th!
Please stop by!
Nogisaka 46's sixth single "Girl's Rule" has been released ahead of time!
Type A released their first musical "Nogisaka 46" last year,
a 16-member principal's digest, and behind-the- scenes footage of the performance.
The interview we looked back on at the time is also included in the music video!
I'm not good at cooking.
I remember you saying that.
All out there! Nogisaka's big movement!
Type B includes Nogisaka 46's big movement!
Type C includes music video shooting and recording,
as well as off-shot six-single making video!
Please watch "Girl's Rule"'s music video, which will be released on July 3rd!
Nogisaka 46
The winner of the 6th single, "Hit Kigan", is obviously...
I'm going to kick you away!
Once again, one representative from eight people has been chosen.
It's just one of us.
Will it be peaceful in this match?
Will it be a draw?
Will it be a fierce debate?
In this case...
As you can see...
We've prepared this for you.
I can't believe you're looking at me like that.
We'll see you later, everyone.
The winner of the 6th single, "Hit Kigan", is...