AISubs v3.5
Tonight, members' private secret checks!
Check, check, and you find members you're disappointed in?
And...
Checking the contents of your bag, you find a series of strong objects!
And, you clean up the studio with Akimoto's objects?
Where are you going?
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Let's open it up!
Here we go!
I'm Bananaman, the host of "Nogizaka", nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
And I'm Nogizaka-chan!
Huh?
Rock, paper, scissors!
What did you do?
You sound like a survivor.
No, I didn't win.
You do that when you're rock-paper-scissors on TV, right?
Oh, you do?
All right, let's get started!
Let's do it!
For today's program...
Yes!
Could you say the title while you do it?
I'm scared.
"Nogizaka", rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What? What? What? What?
Alright, everyone.
Idols must always be idols, no matter what.
Today, we'll be doing an idol dropout check.
We've been doing it for about a year now.
What are you nervous about?
What is it? It's starting!
Please stop!
What is it?
Please stop!
We won't stop.
Please focus on the show!
Got it?
Yes!
Do it!
Yes!
Alright, first of all...
Dropout check!
Okay!
Relax!
Yes.
Thank you!
Alright, everyone.
Yes!
When you came to the studio today, were there any mysterious cameras?
There were!
We're going to check your dropout.
Oh, no!
What is it?
You're idols, aren't you?
We've been doing that in the past, haven't we?
Yes, we have.
Does that mean we can't let our guard down?
That's right!
Right?
Alright, let's take a look.
Here it is!
This is from earlier.
This is terrible!
Two and a half hours ago!
Huh? Everyone came later than me.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Who is it?
Oh, there are a few people here.
This is...
Who is this?
Takoyama!
Good morning!
It's nice to say hello like this.
Wakatsuki!
Huh? He looks like an adult.
A working adult.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Who is it?
Ikuwa!
Huh? Ikuwa?
Nishino was rejected.
It's Inoue Nakada!
Hey, Ikuwa! Ikuwa!
Ikuwa, you asked Himura-san to go shopping with you and you're dressed like a girl.
We talked about it here and there...
Ikuwa is cute!
Who is Ikuwa-san?
Manaka! Manaka!
That's A.D.-san, right?
That's a good Ikuwa-san!
You're kidding, right?!
You promised me you'd wear a skirt, didn't you?
I did, didn't I?!
Ikuwa-san!
Himura-san went shopping on his own.
Ikuwa-san! What's up?!
Are you wearing it?
I am, but...
Did you happen to wear it today?
Skirts are a pain in the ass.
Really?
It's too tight.
No, no, that's what you think, right?
That's what you think, right?
But I didn't know I was going to wear it.
You know what they say, right? A red vest over a straw hat.
It's like...
Skirts?
I really want to wear that.
You can't wear that.
But...
It's not gold!
Then wear it!
That's enough!
Really?!
Don't make me say "it's ruby!", you know?!
Come on, wear it!
I'll forgive you if you don't.
I like western fashion.
Let's see, you're not naked, right?
Like this, right?
This is what I'm talking about!
What's the key point?
I've been interested in caps lately, and there are quite a few members who have them, but I wore my favorite one today.
I see.
Everyone looks pretty cute.
Oh, Himura-san.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
Kashimoto.
Kashimoto. OK. Is this Sakurai?
Oh, it's Fukagawa.
Oh, it's Shiraishi.
Where's Shiraishi?
Oh, cute.
Shiraishi is also fashionable.
Shiraishi, what's the point of this?
Recently, my favorite purple color is popular in me.
So, the pants I bought recently are purple.
It's summer and it's getting closer, so I wear a blouse and a medicut and...
What?
I came here alone.
Next, let's check Kashimoto's casual clothes.
What do you think of Kashimoto's casual clothes? I don't know.
It's not bad, but what do you think of it?
The video quality is not good.
Is it because of the video quality?
It's okay if you look at it a little more, but...
What is it?
In this video, it only looks like maternity.
I thought so, too.
It's like a man who came to a wife's house.
But it's cute.
Kashimoto has a fashionable image.
When I went to see the play, a fan of Kashimoto suddenly approached me and bought me a T-shirt.
Thank you very much!
It's good.
But that T-shirt came when I didn't care about getting dirty.
Camping.
It came when I didn't care about getting dirty.
Camping is good for getting dirty.
I used it this year, too.
Thank you very much.
Now, it's not over yet.
What?
Oh, is it?
No, if it's over now, it'll be "shaktaraz" today.
Oh, I see.
Is there anything else?
What's wrong?
Now, the next check is...
Check inside the members' bags!
I see!
Inside the bags!
Why?
What are you bringing?
I haven't seen it!
Next, check the members' bags completely.
I'd like to see something that's not embarrassing as an idol, but...
It's open!
Here it is!
Wow!
It's a whole bunch of stuff!
Now, this is your real stuff.
It's real, right?
Yes.
First of all, we don't know who's who at all, so let's take a quick look at the bags.
Yes, let's do it!
It's nice, isn't it?
Having a bag like this around here gives you a sense of exchange.
It's cute like this, too.
Is this a duct tape?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's like a fool.
It's like...
If it's like this, it's amazing!
What's this?
Can we go now?
Who is it?
Yes!
You're like an idiot.
You're an idiot!
Why are you using such a cute one?
Did you use it in the past?
Yes, in the previous fashion check,
because I had it, I got a lot of negative points.
You've been using it for a long time.
Yes, I stopped using it once, but it's spring, so I thought it would suit me and started using it.
You got a lot of negative points and stopped using it once, and when you brought a lot of things, you stole it today.
That's amazing!
Then...
Will it be okay?
I wonder what Takayama brought.
I'm embarrassed! I'm embarrassed!
Yes, it's a makeup pouch.
Makeup pouch!
Yes! And that's ice cream.
It's like...
I'll open it.
Yes!
There's a lot in there.
Because you're a girl.
Brushes and stuff.
Lip!
There's lip cream.
Hime-san, there's lip cream.
Ah!
Hime-san, please return it.
It's not...
It's not that kind of check.
Lip cream is fine.
Yes!
Eh? Wait!
Ah!
Wow!
It's broken!
Look!
It's broken!
How do you open it?
Can you open it?
You hook your nails...
You're an idol!
Eh? Really?
This is...
This is cute.
You should've used a better one.
It's cute, but it's broken!
But...
What are you listening to?
What Takayama is listening to is...
Getter
It's like "Artist".
Other idols...
AKB...
Like Amuro.
You're listening to Amuro-chan.
What do you like the most about Amuro-chan?
There's only one song in here, but that's all I know.
What was it again?
The lyrics?
I don't know the lyrics.
You're lying! You don't know the lyrics?
I don't remember the lyrics.
Can you sing while listening to this?
This is something only Bobby does on TV.
And with that, we move on to our urgent plan.
What is Takayama Kazumi listening to?
Now, what is Takayama-san listening to?
I don't usually listen to this song...
It's okay, sing loudly. Be confident.
Sing.
What is this?
What is this? Are you kidding me?
It's not a lyric, is it?
It's not, right?
It's a prelude, right?
It's definitely not a lyric, right?
All of a sudden...
That's enough.
What a cute song.
Next, what is in Matsumura's bag?
Who is this?
He looks like an adult.
Matsumura-san.
Um... I can't do that.
You can't? What is it?
Matsumura-san. What is it? It's really not okay, right?
Matsumura-san! Yes! Let's do it!
Yes, let's do it!
It's okay, Matsumura-san. Don't do it. Don't do it.
It's not okay?
Wait, it's really not okay?
It's kind of dirty!
What should we do? What should we do?
What should we do?
What's wrong? One of them came out!
It's really not okay!
What's wrong? Say it directly!
What should we do? What should we do?
What should we do next?
What should we do?
It's all messed up!
Well, the rest is...
It's kind of...
It looks like my bag!
It's kind of...
It's all messed up!
It's not okay!
But it's kind of...
It's kind of...
It's not okay!
It's kind of...
Yes! Yes! Okay!
That's sad!
Next, let's check out Nishino's bag!
- What's this? - Can I have a look? - Yes, of course.
- It's from A-class. - Yes. - It came out again. - When I didn't know, there were a lot of people in town.
- It's from A-class. - It's from A-class, isn't it? - Do you bring this with you every time?
- It's always easy to put it in like this. - Oh, I see. - To the side.
- Where, where, where? - Your nose came out. - What's wrong? - No, no.
- This is from A-class. - Even if you turn it over? - Even if you turn it over! - It can't go in like that!
- Really?! - Well, well. - Oh, she's here. - Well, well!
- I always buy it at a drugstore. - Your drugstore is coming out! - Next...
- Well... chopsticks! - Yes. - No, it's not chopsticks.
- No, it's not chopsticks, it's chopsticks! - Chopsticks! - Chopsticks!
- Are they Japanese chopsticks? - So you can eat it anytime. - Are they Japanese chopsticks?
- When you drop it, you think it's useful. - Oh, you mean like a lunch box chopstick.
- Yes. - Wait, what's this? - A plastic cup. - What the heck is this?
What is it?
It's like an eco-cap, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think it would be good to store it like that.
So you throw it away like that?
Yes.
Wow!
Can we bring all of these caps to DC-ton?
No, no.
It's not like that.
Next, let's check Saito's bag.
Is it okay for you to look at it like that?
It's not okay.
You have to put your notebook under it.
Notebook?
It's not okay.
It's a diary.
It's written in a diary.
Is it okay for you to read it like that?
It's okay.
You're reading it well.
I don't read it well.
It's not okay.
I won't read it.
It's been a while...
Are you kidding me?
What is Saito Yori asking?
What is she asking?
This is easy.
Easy?
Start from the first verse.
Now...
Michael Jackson!
It's not like that.
K-celebrate!
Is it okay now?
She said it just now.
After this, there's another shocking thing!
Next, let's check what's in Saito's bag.
Is it okay now?
Is it okay for you to look at it like that?
It's not okay.
What?!
Why is it like this?
It's obvious that you wore it.
No, I wore it before I wore it.
You wore it before you wore it?
I wore it before I wore it.
Why is it like this before you wore it?
Isn't it amazing?
It comes out of an idol's bag like this.
I don't think I've seen it on TV.
It's like a stocking.
It's so serious that you think you've prepared it.
It's serious.
What is it?
This is...
It's like a handkerchief.
A handkerchief and...
Are you carrying a handkerchief?
When you have something...
When you make a contract...
It's really good.
Look, it's so cute.
Look, it's so small.
I was wondering what was in it.
It's a charger.
You want to put one of these in your bag, don't you?
You have a personality.
Next, let's check Sakurai's bag.
How long have you been using it for?
I bought it in April of this year.
It's recent.
If you ask the arrow direction, you can get it.
It's well done.
What is this?
This is...
It's a new song.
You studied with this.
It's a charger.
What is this number?
It's a touch position.
It's where you say "0.5".
It's where you say "0" or "1".
I thought it was something about your eyes.
It says "Takayama 1.5".
It says "Takayama 2.5".
It means you have really good eyes.
You're serious.
What is this?
You're serious.
Do you have bad eyes?
Sakurai's eyes are...
It's "1.5".
It's "1.5"!
It's a stylish eye.
It's cute.
It came out.
Look!
This is bad!
I have to throw this away.
I'm sorry. I sweat a lot.
What is inside Akimoto's bag?
This is Marassan's bag.
Marassan!
It's open.
It's clean.
It's a tissue.
It's underwear.
It's a bra.
It's an umbrella color.
It's an umbrella case.
I thought it was a bra.
It can't be a bra.
It's socks.
I panicked.
I thought it was underwear.
I'm sure it's a pen.
It's a pen!
OK, it's a pen.
It's OK.
There's a pen in the pen.
If it wasn't for the pen, it would have been a big betrayal.
It's no good.
What about this one?
It's a roll of your face.
Aha, that's not it.
How is it?
I'm glad.
Something erotic just came out of it.
I'm kind of surprised.
Is it OK?
It's a face pen.
I got it!
This is the last one!
The members are confused by the children's questions.
It will be released on July 3rd.
A jacket photo of the new single "Girl's Rule" has been completed!
And...
A music video full version of the new single has been released for the first time on TV!
♪ Don't say those kind words ♪
♪ You're always cool and unlike you ♪
♪ No one likes you and you don't get along with anyone ♪
♪ If you're the loneliest in the world ♪
Struck by the rain falling from a diagonal angle
Even if you hold out your hand, it will soon get wet
If you said goodbye cruelly and suddenly
I would have become stronger with my last pride
You should have left me alone
Just being comforted now makes me miserable
I want you to disappear
This fate that passed by somewhere
Love doesn't start unless it's two people
Don't look at me with such a sad smile
It's not like me to ask and decide
Screaming from the bottom of my heart without wiping away my tears
If I'm the loneliest in the world
I loved a new person
If that's the reason, it'd be easier, wouldn't it?
You're suitable for it, there's another future waiting for you
Your determination is like sand and water
Yes, no one is bad
I'm sure it was only too soon for us to meet
One more time, someday
I want to meet you and fall in love with you
Don't say such kind words
You're never cool
You don't like anyone and you don't touch anyone
If you're the loneliest in the world
Rather than being loved by millions of people
I want to love only one person
Don't say it
You're always cool
It's not like you
You don't like anyone
You don't touch anyone
If you're the loneliest person in the world
No matter how much you hug me
I can't kiss you
I don't want to remember you anymore
Let's cut off sweet memories
If you're the loneliest person in the world
Don't say such kind words
Just give me more cold loneliness
And then, the members went to that movie...
A movie in theaters, "End of White House" screening,
three people, Nikoma, Matsumura and Wakatsuki, participated in it.
I didn't know if I could say such a thing,
but it was really interesting.
There's a story about who we're fighting for,
and I was really nervous, but I could watch it until the end.
I realized that this is how politics work in the world,
and I thought it was a very interesting movie.
Can they get it back? Is the time limit seven days?
End of White House
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