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Tonight's Nogizaka Character Festival is aiming for commercialization.
Yurukera is also wearing masks.
All members have their own characters.
This is disgusting!
And a personality disorder due to a psychological test?
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Now, what we're going to do today...
Yes!
Himura-san!
Yes!
Can you say something in your own way, like you've become a great character?
I have!
Yes!
Somehow I've become a character!
In your own way...
Are you more of a famous character or Hikomaro- san?
Actually, this character...
Doiya-san, Doiya-san, Doiya-san...
Doiya-san!
Actually, that Kiddyland-san would like to commercialize this.
Seriously?!
Why, is that Kiddyland-san, who specializes in character goods, watching this program?
An offer to commercialize Doiya-san of "West Lake Bay" is...
Let's look back again. What kind of character was this?
For now, it was set up as a god.
A god?
What kind of god?
You know those fluffy earpicks?
It was set up as a god of those.
Was it like that?
For now...
How big was it?
It was 77cm.
Was it medium-sized?
Was it this big?
It's pretty disgusting.
Was it this big?!
With this commercial offer, the staff asked...
If you're going to commercialize this character, can you commercialize other characters as well?
And they offered us the opposite offer.
I see.
And they said...
Just look at it and see if you like it.
It's really good!
So we asked you to come up with your own characters, right?
Yes!
With that said, let's take a look at the members' seriously thought-out characters.
Let's look at Ikoma's character.
Ta-dah!
So cute!
Ikoma drew a human-sized 5mm pet.
Ta-dah!
It's Klen-chan!
- 5mm! - It's small!
It's small and...
In my setting, there's a type of animal called "ten-chan"...
...where you put stuffed animals on top of your bed, right?
- Yes. - And under that...
It's not "dunny".
There are a lot of "ten-chan" stuffed animals.
A lot of them!
- At most, there are ten of them. - At most, there are ten of them.
- They live on their arms. - On their arms?!
Ten of them is pretty gross!
But "ten-chan" is a really good animal.
Humans are stressed out, right?
When you want to say something...
...in your heart, "ten-chan" will say it for you.
"Ten-chan" says it?
But "ten-chan" can only say "ten"...
- So it doesn't say it in words? - Yes.
When you're angry, "ten-chan" will say it for you.
Ten! Ten!
Ten!
- It's not "dunny"! - It's not "dunny"!
The color of their tongue changes depending on their stress level.
- Oh, really? - So if it's red...
- ...it's pretty bad. - So red is the maximum?
- Yes, it's like "max". - So it's bad if it's red?
What do you mean by "red has thin arms"?
Does it get thin at once?!
It gets dark blue at once!
From green to dark blue and then it gets thin at once!
Actually, today...
...we asked a psychologist...
...to look at your drawings.
Even your current psychological state...
...can be judged by your drawings.
You have big ears...
...and you look like a rabbit.
You drew this.
You are cheerful and sweet.
But sometimes you are too carefree and do things at your own pace.
You are the type of person...
...who keeps pushing forward to the person you like.
What do you think?
But this is not a rabbit.
You are not a rabbit?
You are a rabbit-like creature.
No.
What are you?
I'm Ten-chan.
Sometimes you are too carefree and do things at your own pace.
Sensei, you are correct!
Sakurai drew this character.
This is disgusting!
Sakurai drew...
...this creepy ostrich wearing stockings...
...called "Dalche-san".
"Dalche-san" is disgusting!
Why "Dalche-san"?!
If it's only the legs, it's pretty good!
I want you to raise it once!
If it's up to here, isn't it amazing?!
I want you to raise it slowly!
What kind of woman do you think she is?!
I think she's a good woman!
If you keep quiet...
What is this?!
"Gurihada-san" has this!
She has this!
"Dalche-san", what is it?!
What is it?!
"Dalche-o", "Dalche-o", "Dalche-o" is "Dalche-o"!
Ah, you can take "Dalche-o" as your body?!
Ah, "Dalche-o" is "Dalche-o"!
Basically, it's "Dalche-o"!
Basically, it's "Dalche-o" in the zoo!
Ah, "Dalche-o" is "Dalche-o"!
You caught it, you gave it to Stocky, you gave it to Feed, and you put it on your neck...
Is "Dalche-san" okay?!
It's like this in this picture, but...
If you don't do this properly, when you're chosen...
Will you really choose a fake creature or "Dalche-o"?!
"Dalche-o", "Dalche-o" is "Dalche-o"!
"Dalche-o" is okay?!
What about habitat?!
Like Shibuya...
This is in Shibuya?!
Because he's fashionable...
Will he appear in a fashionable city?!
Is "Dalche-san" like a "fixer" or something like that?!
He's like a "sister-in-law" or something like that...
Wow, that's amazing!
It's amazing!
What's going on with your psychology?!
Um...
You, who have a red symbol on your mouth and shoes...
You have a greedy side...
That's crazy!
You have bold feet...
That's right!
The part where you emphasize it with your water bottle and stockings...
It's proof that you're confident in your sexiness!
Oh, I see!
You're saying that?!
You're not satisfied with your desires, but you're confident in your sexiness!
That's crazy!
Sakurai, you're crazy!
That's crazy!
Dalche-o
How many characters have you thought of?!
It's this one!
Iqta is funny, isn't he?
Iqta wrote "suffinque", born in Egypt.
His friend's name is "miracho".
Is this all you wrote?
Yes, that's "suffinque".
That's "suffinque", isn't it?
Wait, you had a best friend.
Best friend, yes.
Oh, you had a best friend.
Yes, "miracho".
Under his name...
Yes, "miracho".
Isn't his name lame?
"miracho".
"miracho" is good.
I thought it was cute.
"miracho", why does your knee look like "suffinque"?
It has a meaning.
What does it mean?
When you write "suffinque", you get the image of a macho man.
So, I wanted to make "miracho" into "suffinque", and I added muscles.
"miracho" into "suffinque" is...
Normally, "miracho" is "suffinque", but...
This "suffinque" is still "suffinque", but...
Your knee looks like "suffinque".
Your knee looks like "suffinque", but...
Does "suffinque" look like "suffinque" to you?
You have a "raw neck", but what is it?
Actually...
The "katsura" on "suffinque"'s head can be exchanged for coins.
This is "suffinque"'s...
That's right.
Can you exchange for coins?
It looks like "katsura" is also sold.
"katsura" is only sold separately?!
Wow!
Wow! "suffinque" is already selling!
You're staring at it, aren't you?
That's right.
You can enjoy it more.
"suffinque" is...
This is big, isn't it?
It's big, isn't it?
It's the same size as the actual "suffinque".
It's that big?!
It's big, isn't it?
It's big.
What is its habitat?
It's Egypt.
That's right.
Does "suffinque" talk?
It doesn't talk.
I see.
I want it to talk.
Really?
Does it speak Egyptian?
Egyptian?
I don't know Egyptian at all.
Say it again, like you're Sufine.
I don't know Egyptian at all.
What did you say just now?
Hello, everyone.
Say it again.
Hello, Sufine.
I don't know Egyptian at all.
That's good! That's good!
That's bad! Nogizaka is a bit bad, isn't it?
Nogizaka is interesting.
How do people see Katsura?
Sphinx is a symbol of power of a mysterious being.
In other words, it doesn't know much about itself, but it is overflowing with power.
Now, it is happy to be seen by people.
It wants to surprise people, and it has a bit of an S-like side.
Is it correct?
Certainly, there are parts of me that I don't know well.
I'm sure there are.
Because...
Hello!
Okay, okay.
Shall we do something amazing?
Sufine, too.
Here we go.
Hey, Sufine, what are you doing?
Hey, do you wear something like this?
Do you wear something like this?
Why do you have two Sufines?
Wait a minute.
How do you pronounce this name?
Sufine?
What about you, Sakko?
Sansai.
Oh, you're called Sansai.
I thought you said "Sufine, Sufine, Sufine."
Shiraichi's work showed a miraculous "Sufine" look.
The wings and backpack on its back are characteristic.
Yamato Program.
I'm trying my best.
I'm not good at drawing.
Really?
Yes.
It's cute, isn't it?
I'm happy. It's my first time getting a compliment.
Special skill.
Like a beam?
It's shining here.
A beam comes out of here.
It's quite destructive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like...
It comes out from here?
Yes, it sometimes comes out of here, too.
From here?
Yes.
What is it?
It's a beam that comes out when you're in danger.
It comes out mainly here.
Here?
It comes out a little from here, doesn't it?
No, it's like...
If you feel danger, it comes out from here.
It comes out a little from here, doesn't it?
It comes out like...
It comes out a little.
It doesn't come out in a hurry.
Does it have a cry?
I'd like to know.
A cry?
It says "pero can".
Pero pero candy.
I think I have it.
Wait a minute.
Because no one knows the correct answer.
Pero can.
It's a quiet tone.
Pero can.
If you say such a loud voice...
It's completely different from "tswingun", isn't it?
It's different.
"Tswingun".
Hello.
"Tswingun" is...
Interesting.
Let's go with "psychology".
Yes.
This picture is full of echo and cuteness.
Feelings of wanting to be a child and "candy" (it's "candy" in brackets)
Feelings of wanting to be independent are in the look.
Both sides are depicted.
You want to be an adult but you still want to be spoiled.
You want to be a good woman but you still want to be a child.
You are still living in a fantasy.
That's right!
After this, both characters appear one after another.
Let's look at Hashimoto's character.
What is this?
Isn't this Doia's relative?
Why is it so popular in summer?
Hashimoto drew a big mouth and thin legs holding a mandarin orange.
It looks like a girl.
Isn't that a nose?
No, it's not.
I see, it's not a nose.
You're not good at it.
So you only have a mouth and a face?
Only a mouth.
Where is it?
On the dining table or something like that.
It's hidden under a normal dining table.
It's like you're a youkai.
Do you have a personality?
I'm a girl.
Oh, you're a mandarin orange.
I only have a mouth like this, but I can express my emotions.
When I'm having a hard time, my mouth closes a little and my shoulders shake a little.
I'm shaking.
Do you have a mouth like this and can you talk or cry?
I don't think I can talk.
You don't have a mouth like this and you can't cry?
It's like a fish.
I don't think so.
It's like you're eating.
Can you sit?
I can sit.
You're sitting.
If you sit and look from behind, you're just a mandarin orange.
Yes, you're right.
If you look from behind, you're a mandarin orange.
You might be pulled away while watching TV.
And I can't talk, so I can't say it.
I don't know.
I'm just shaking.
But if you're with your grandmother, you won't know.
My grandmother is shaking.
I'm going to crush you, mandarin orange.
I'm going to read you a psychological book.
Yes, please.
Round head and legs.
Children often write "head, legs, tail."
Oh, that's what it is.
It's childish and childish.
Freedom.
It's the kind of feeling that doesn't listen to what people say.
Especially when you're emphasizing your mouth, it shows that you have a strong desire to incorporate anything.
You have a strong desire for food and a desire for success.
It's a proof of power, so I want you to do your best.
Thank you very much.
You can tell that from this picture?
Yes.
My face is like this.
This is what I want!
Everyone is an idol.
This is good!
It says "mochiusa."
Finally, an idol-like work has appeared.
A pig-like rabbit character, "mochiusa."
The name is "mochiusa."
Yes.
The charm point is this double chin and a heavy body.
So, I feel like I'm eating mochi.
Feel like eating mochi.
The feeling of touching mochi is like mochi.
It says "mochi" in the lower right corner of the picture.
Sometimes I make a mistake in eating mochi.
I made a mistake in eating mochi.
Is mochiusa edible?
It's a little...
So, you can't eat mochiusa and mochiusa.
Is mochiusa's rice paper pierced?
Do you eat it?
I don't eat it.
What is this?
It's an image.
So you can't eat it.
What kind of image is this?
It's hidden in anyone's house.
Usually, when people go out or sleep, they come out of the house and play pranks.
You play pranks.
What kind of pranks do you play?
Like unplugging the outlet.
Or leaving the air conditioner on.
Leaving the air conditioner on.
The human mistake is done by this mochiusa.
That's right.
That happens. When I go home, I unplug the outlet.
Leaving the air conditioner on.
That happens.
That's it.
That's mochiusa's fault, isn't it?
Let's go to the psychological assessment.
Let's hear it.
Round, cute, fat, ugly...
Unbalanced is unique.
It's like a double chin.
That's right.
Unbalanced is unique.
Round writing shows that people want to be spoiled.
I think it's a type of solid writing that can communicate properly with people from a rich writing style.
Other members' works that couldn't be introduced this time are also submitted to Kiddyland.
Tanaka and...
Doya and other products will be released on June 18th.
It will be sold at a limited-time rabbit mochi shop at Tokyo Station.
We will inform you about the selection results and other details in future programs.
After this, let's burn that big hit song!
A hit song medley sung by Nogizaka 46.
Please listen to a hit song from 2000 this time.
Just a little bit, but I changed my hairstyle
Just a little bit, but I want you to notice it
My beloved mama, my darling
The word "love" (oh baby)
I heard it in person (oh baby)
I added your name there (oh ah ah ah)
The word "dream" (oh baby)
We draw it together (oh baby)
It's more fun than being alone
Circle, circle, circle, circle
Someday your dream will come true
What are you hoping for?
Tears and strength can be thrown away, right?
Love, today and tomorrow, I miss you
I don't need vague words
Love, today and tomorrow, I need you back
I just want to walk at the same speed as you do
I'll sing to the wind about how happy you are
Even now, love remains love
I want to know about the love you spoke of
Even though you're the only one for me
I can't become one with you
You're everything
Even when we're apart
When we meet, the pain in my heart always disappears
You're everything
Stronger than you think
If it's a kind lie, I don't want it
What I want is you
Congratulations!
Yes!
No matter how many times I was about to give up,
No matter how much I couldn't understand my dream,
I didn't have enough love.
I kept troubling you, but...
Ah, Mom and Dad!
Ah, I'm grateful!
Ah, I'm so worried!
Ah, I'm sorry for failing!
I tried my best to love you!
Thank you!
In addition, during the live broadcast of the radio show,
Banana Man intervened on the phone?!
And, the 6th single "New Selection Members" will be performed on April 8th
at Kyoto Pulse Plaza as a nationwide handshake event!
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No way... No way!
I didn't think we'd be doing this kind of broadcast!
You're kidding me!
What?!
Who will be the "New Senbatsu Members"?!