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Tonight, April Fool's special project, "Sasai Nauso National Singing Contest"!
During the audition...
[Sasai Nauso National Singing Contest]
I'm a little old now.
First, the red-eye incident at the "Ishun Memorial Live"...
Red-eye!
As a CDaniers, the number of lies...
The banana man is also shouting!
Wow, seriously!
What's with you guys?!
What's with you?!
Where is everyone?
This program...
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You guys are bad guys!
I won't forgive you!
My legs...
I don't know if you're laughing or not.
Don't laugh at the end!
Now, we have the banana man of the Nogizaka family!
And Nogizaka-chan!
Thank you!
Now, for today's program...
Himura-san, please lie a little!
April Fool's Prank Program...
"Please Forgive Me, Sasai Nauso National Singing Contest"!
It's like a lie.
It's like a lie, right?
I see.
Today is the first day of April.
It's the first day of April.
Yes, I understand.
The first day of April is April Fool's Day.
Yes, that's right.
By the way...
Usually, you guys only tell lies, right?
Oh, it's completely different in front of and behind the camera, right?
This time...
I'll confess a little lie that happened on a day other than April Fool's Day...
And the members will apologize for it.
Then, let's get started!
Let's go!
First of all...
The lie that I came up with...
Here it is!
You're from Saitama Prefecture, right?
Yes.
Who is this?
Yes.
You're from Saitama Prefecture, right?
Yes.
What do you mean by "lie"?
In Saitama Prefecture...
When I auditioned...
I said it with enthusiasm...
That's a funny thing to say!
But I'm actually from Tokyo.
You didn't even know your members?
I didn't know!
Did you make all of your profiles in Saitama?
I've already unified them in Saitama.
First of all, you don't know the meaning of lying about where you're from.
That's right.
But I didn't lie about it because I wanted to...
It just came out of my mouth.
Are you serious?!
Yes.
Is that okay? Is it allowed?
If you say "Hawaii", does that mean you're from the middle of Hawaii?
I was really nervous during the audition.
Then...
I ended up in Saitama, which is one stop above Tokyo.
One stop above?!
I mean, my position.
You can't do that in Saitama, can you?
You can't!
I'm from Saitama...
If you're from Saitama...
If you're from Tokyo, you'd know.
Yes.
If you're lying about it, you'd know.
Yes.
I was writing my profile, and I thought I should have corrected it at that time, but I thought there were a lot of people from Tokyo.
So I thought Saitama Prefecture would stand out a little more, so I left it in Saitama Prefecture, but if you look closely, it's all Saitama Prefecture.
Looking at Akimoto's official blog...
In his self-introduction, it's true that he's from Saitama Prefecture.
The lie gets bigger and bigger, and on another day, it's revealed that he's from Saitama Prefecture.
There's no telling what's famous in Saitama Prefecture.
And it's not like I hate Saitama, but it's a lie that I should have gone to Tokyo.
I see.
Are you doing things that are common in Saitama Prefecture?
That's right.
In my blog, people often ask me in the comments, "Do you know anything about Saitama Prefecture?"
When I write that I don't know everything, people sometimes ask me if I'm really from Saitama Prefecture.
I was wondering if you'd believe me if I told you what's common in Saitama Prefecture.
I see.
But, you know, around this audition, it wasn't all lies, but there were some.
Wasn't Akimoto a character you couldn't tell?
Oh, was he?
No, it's not a lie, but I did have some.
Like what?
Like, "I respect Egashira Nijigo Jippun-san."
Like, is that a lie?
Where is that coming from?
"I respect Egashira Nijigo Jippun-san." Where is that coming from?
No, I do respect him, but...
What's the truth?
I like him, but...
You don't have to say "I like him, but..." all the time.
This time, it's about production.
Like I said, it's a lie.
Please apologize to the camera.
I'm not from Saitama Prefecture, but I'm sorry for calling you Saitama Prefecture.
From now on, I'll change my name from Tokyo to Saitama Prefecture.
But you can't write "saitama aru aru" anymore, can you?
I'll write "tokyo aru aru" from now on.
The next small lie is a call from Papa.
Papa is someone who gives you money, isn't he?
There's no such Papa!
I'm starting to feel like this is a sad lie.
It's a call from Papa.
What is it?
Who is it from?
Yes.
What is it? What's going on?
Papa hasn't been answering his phone lately.
Why doesn't he answer it?
He comes home tired at night and sometimes his phone rings.
I don't answer it and leave it there.
I'm sorry, I was in the bath.
I'll email it and go to bed.
I don't call him again.
I feel sorry for Papa.
It's not Mama, it's Papa who's calling you.
That's right. Recently, Papa's phone...
I thought Papa wouldn't come out when he was displayed.
Papa said, "It's Mama!" to the call from Mama.
It's sad!
It's sad that it's coming out to Mama!
Papa says, "Are you coming out, Mama?"
That's right.
He's noticed it a little.
Papa talks for a long time.
He's Papa! He wants to talk!
What does he talk about?
He's been talking forever, so...
"Did something like this happen today?" "I want to see that."
It's rare for a father to talk about himself for so long.
Maybe it's because I fell in love with myself after he came out.
You can tell from a distance, right?
From Papa's point of view...
When I was about ten years old...
I was ten years old at home.
Even though it hasn't been ten years since then...
You guys are the worst!
I can't forgive you!
You called your dad and yelled at him!
No way!
Dad's story is horrible!
What's horrible about it?
Even if he doesn't call me or talks to me...
I yell at him.
Wow, you guys are crazy!
What's with you?
You guys are so pitiful!
You say the same thing over and over again.
That's my dad!
Apologize.
Papa, I'm sorry for ignoring your calls lately.
But I'd be happy if you could send me an email.
Let's move on.
What's up, Mayola?
Who's Mayola?
Yes, it's me.
What is it?
Since the beginning, there's been a lot of Mayola... Mayola aliens and stuff.
You said something.
I did. At my first self-introduction.
A weird self-introduction.
Oh, I heard you have a V.
Oh, you have a V.
Oh, I heard you have a V.
Nice to meet you all.
I'm Mayola Alien 19 years old.
I'm Mayan 19 years old.
You said it. You're Mayola.
I said it.
You said it.
You're from the fourth dimension.
You're not from the fourth dimension, are you?
I'm from the third dimension.
I know that part.
It's a lie. I can't help it.
Mayonnaise.
It's a mayonnaise part.
To be honest, I don't put anything on it.
Mayola puts mayonnaise on anything.
There's mayonnaise in the bag.
But you like mayonnaise, don't you?
I like it.
Mayonnaise sleeves are often applied.
Is there a lot of it?
Yes, it is.
We put it on things like we put it on everything.
Is there a lot of it?
There's a lot of it, isn't it?
I think there's such a mayonnaise.
Isn't there an extra amount?
It depends.
It's not about if you put it on anything.
Can this person put this much on?
I think it's enough mayonnaise.
No?
He's put mayonnaise on it.
How much will you put on it?
He's going to ask you to actually do it.
Just do it normally. Don't be shy.
Be real! Be real!
In the studio, there's okonomiyaki, yakisoba, and broccoli.
Okonomiyaki?
Yeah.
Okonomiyaki doesn't have a fixed recipe, does it?
Isn't it like that?
Well, well, well...
Well, it's a little too much, but...
It's a little too much, but okonomiyaki is...
Well, well...
It's like this.
It's easy to understand because it's broccoli.
This is it.
Broccoli?
Do it like this.
One, right?
When you eat one, you eat one.
Mayonnaise.
You don't put it on, you put it on.
No, you can put it on, so...
Take it out of there and eat it.
Wow, it feels good.
Yeah, it feels good.
This much?
Yeah, and?
And? And put it on.
Put one on.
Try one.
Mayonnaise.
Well, well...
Well, it's a lot, but...
It's not that surprising of a lot of meat.
It wasn't surprising.
But it's yakisoba.
This is where the problem is.
Yakisoba!
Ah...
- Well, well, well... - Well, well...
- Oh, you put lime in it! - Yes!
- Do you mix it and eat it? - I don't mix it!
- You don't mix it? - I don't mix it. I don't like mixing things, so I eat it clean without breaking it.
- I don't put mayonnaise on yakisoba... - Oh!
- Do you put mayonnaise on yakisoba? - I do!
- Do you put mayonnaise? - Oh, you put quite a lot!
- How about it? - I do!
- How about the amount of yakisoba? - It's not that surprising, is it?
- It's not, is it? - That's right.
- Oh, but Sayuri... - Yes?
- Do you put it in miso soup, too? - Eh?
- I put it in pretty much anything. - Isn't it mayonnaise?
- Don't you put it in miso soup? - I don't put it in miso soup.
- Isn't it mayonnaise? - Isn't it mayonnaise?
- No... Huh? Huh? - No, it's mayonnaise, that's for sure.
- But you don't put it in at all, do you? - I don't put it in at all...
- That's right... Huh? - Well, it doesn't matter.
- Yeah... - Well, there's a lot...
- Well, there's a lot... I don't know if it's mayonnaise or not...
- Either one is fine! - Why?!
- I'm lonely! - Either one is fine!
- The next little lie doesn't hurt at all!
- It doesn't hurt at all...
- What is this?
- Who is it? - Yes!
- It's me... Um... This is...
- Yes, what is it? - The other day...
- Um... There was a one-year birthday live at Nogizaka46...
- Ah, yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes!
- And I fell badly on that encore...
- Ah, on the encore... You fell down...
- I fell down... And it was so painful...
- I was about to cry...
- It was a one-year anniversary live...
- I was in front of my fans...
- I was smiling and saying, "Ah, it's okay! It's okay!"
- You were saying, "It's okay! I'm totally fine!"
- But it was really painful...
- I was getting more and more swollen during the performance...
- And... Um... The encore...
- And there was one more song...
- At that time...
- My legs...
- I don't know if you're laughing or not...
- Don't laugh at the end!
- The one-year anniversary live at Nogizaka46...
In the evening, in the middle of politics, the members gather and...
Let's watch it one more time in slow motion.
Indeed, even after the broadcast, they didn't let us feel the pain and showed us a smile.
I hit it from here with all my might.
Did you really have to get closer?
I was going to run towards it, but I made a mistake in the order of the path.
It's different from usual rehearsals.
With this many people, it's going to be a mess.
The formation is already decided.
If one person makes a weird move, everyone will stand up, right?
That's right.
You'd better apologize for that, right?
Yes.
Well, Higuchi was also hit with a hook.
I'm sorry.
But, well, it doesn't hurt.
That's what you say.
That's right. It hurts. It's impossible. It hurts.
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
I can't.
I'm sorry. I have another song, but it's impossible.
Does it hurt?!
Wait a minute.
This is what happens, right?
You have to endure it, right?
The next "sasai-naus" is...
What is this?
It's like this.
It's like this?!
What is this?!
What did Hoshino do?
When I was in my early days, I often said on my blog that I like pink and I like rabbits.
But in reality, I like black and cool things.
You don't like pink?
I don't like it.
You like rabbits, right?
I used to like gurukas.
Gurukas?
Yes, gurukas.
When you look at Hoshino's first blog, you can clearly see that he likes pink.
Furthermore, his blog also says that all of the clothes he bought are pink.
Furthermore, in his Halloween costume, he wears a pink fairy costume.
There's a hole in it.
I don't like it anymore.
You don't like it?
Now, Hoshino's turn.
Hey!
Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.
Ah, you're not wearing it. You're not wearing it, right?
You don't like pink at that time?
You don't like it?
Actually, I wanted to be a demon.
Demon?!
But Ikoma-chan is a vampire.
Ah, you don't like it?
I don't like being next to him and being taken away.
There's only pink left and I really don't like it.
You don't like it?
Ah...
When you said "fairy", how was it?
But you really liked pink in the beginning, right?
Yes, but then I was surprised and most of it was pink.
Ah...
There were only rabbit ears and I really like things that sparkle and are cool.
You really like things like dragons and tigers and stuff like that, right?
You really like things like that.
Yes, I like things like that.
You like things like that?! You like things like dragons and tigers?!
Dragons... I mean, I like things like that.
I like things like that.
You like things like that, huh?!
If you keep going like this, it's not good.
Even though you don't like pink, people will put it on you.
It's not good.
The pink era will come again.
No, it probably won't.
No, it will come. At that time you'll think, "Ah, this is the pink era."
Then, please apologize.
Yes.
Please.
Thank you for sending me a lot of pink things.
Then, um...
It's fine.
That's terrible. "It's fine."
It's fine.
You like black, right?
Black!
If you don't like pink...
You like black, right?
Yes, black.
It's because it's "black and black era."
It's scary.
Let's continue.
Yuzaka46=loves yakiniku.
Huh? Are you kidding me?
You don't love yakiniku?
Who is this?
It's me, but...
Everyone loves yakiniku.
You love yakiniku, don't you?
You love it, right?!
I don't like it.
Huh?!
Didn't you say you like yakiniku?
I don't like it, but...
Everyone likes it and it's exciting.
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
The red one...
You don't like it?
It's kind of gross.
You can't drink it even if you say it?
Um... I don't really need it.
Huh?!
Let's start...
Yakiniku year-end party!
"Yakiniku year-end party"?!
On the official website of "Yakiniku year-end party"...
Will the members eat yakiniku deliciously?
They didn't eat even one piece of meat!
They put the whole thing in a Bibimbap...
That's ramen sauce.
And above that...
They going to make a comment about yakiniku?
One of the comments is about ramen...
No, no it's fine.
See?!
- You haven't eaten, have you? - You haven't eaten, have you, Niku?
That's right. It's like... everyone's getting excited like this...
There are people like this, gathering like this.
Man, this is bad! Even though you hate grilled meat, you're doing a barbecue party!
You have to say you like it! For now, in order to establish the show!
What do you like, really?
Um, I like sweet cakes and stuff like that.
Cakes?!
What about food?
I don't like meat very much, and I don't like fish very much, so...
There it is! There it is! When we go eat together, the tension goes up!
What?! You don't like meat and you don't like fish?!
Then what do you eat?!
What kind of food do you like?
Chinese food.
Chinese food?
Chinese food is solid, too.
Japanese food?
Go home, you!
Get out!
Go home! I won't eat with you anymore!
You like pasta, right?!
Ah, pasta...
What's with that reaction?! Get out!
Get out!
I won't eat with you anymore!
I won't talk to you anymore!
I won't invite you to eat with me anymore!
Is there anyone else who doesn't like meat?
I like meat.
Right? Everyone likes it, right?
What are you going to do? If you can eat high- class meat with your own strength, you'll all get super fat, right?!
That's right!
You'll all go somewhere and eat high-class meat or something...
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
It'll happen! It'll definitely happen, you guys!
It'll definitely happen!
At least one of you will!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
Please come in now!
I don't like it!
After this...
Nishino's explosive speech made a huge impact!
Now...
Next...
Shall we look at the next one?
Yes!
Here's the next one!
- This is a terrible lie! - This is a lie, too!
- This is the biggest lie! - This is a terrible lie!
- There has never been a lie! - Yes!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Yes! - Nishino! - Nishino!
- What is this? - I've never lied.
- No, you haven't! - Are you honest with me? - Yes!
- You haven't lied in all of your life? - Yes!
- Then I'll challenge you.
- Does anyone know about Nishino's lies?
- Anyone?
- Nishino doesn't lie.
- I've never heard of it.
- Do you even say where you're from?
- I'm from Osaka.
- Do you like grilled meat? - I love it!
- Are you okay? - I love it!
- If you fell and it hurt, would you say "it hurts"? - I would say it!
- "It hurts"! In that situation!
- In that situation!
- When you fell during a live performance...
- Would you say "is everyone okay? is everyone okay?" to your fans?
- I wouldn't say "ah!" like that!
- You wouldn't say "ah!" like that!
- I would say "it's okay!" like that!
- Has your favorite color changed?
- Ah! Ah!
- What's wrong?
- When I was in elementary school, I liked light blue.
- My bicycle was also light blue.
- Now I like green.
- But normally...
- You're lying!
- It's not a lie! It's a change!
- It's not a lie!
- After this...
- Nomizaka46's 1 year anniversary live performance...
- Will be specially revealed!
- Last month...
- Due to great popularity...
- Nomizaka46's 1 year anniversary live performance...
- Please watch one song!
Please watch one song!
On Friday the 13th, tears are about to fall.
I want to cheer you up with my heartbeat.
Love and hate are very similar. There are a lot of thrills.
What will happen in the next world?
I'm excited and happy!
Chaos cream, chaos cream
When we're apart and we're alone
I know it's dangerous
But lovers don't know fear, they're brave
If it's for a kiss, I don't want to be scared anymore
I close my eyes and look out of the gap
Oh oh oh, it's dangerous
I cling to you with a face about to cry
Oh oh oh, I can't tell you how much I love you
Today is a special day, Friday the 13th
It doesn't matter to me
If we're afraid of falling in love
When we're apart and we're alone
Ah my stream, ah my stream
This is a challenge for the members of Nogizaka
Oh oh oh, it's dangerous
Amazing!
However, the members who are good at many things
are anxious about limited practice time.
What will happen to Shodou?
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Will the members' feelings reach Shodou?