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Tonight, before the second generation enters, let's do it!
With the second generation's rivalry, the members' unexpected functions explode!
With the appearance of multiple second generation members, MIDERS & VS NOBUSATO members, a full- scale war breaks out?!
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Please do it like an idol.
Nogizaka!
Junior counterattack plan!
Let's do it before second generation members join us!
Yes, like an idol.
So, this time, second generation members are auditioning right now.
Let's make countermeasures so that second generation members don't get in trouble.
There is a possibility that Arakoremon will come from below.
I don't like it.
You guys are from Nogizaka!
So, first of all, this is the plan.
Answer second generation members' e-mails!
Answer second generation members' various troubles.
Transform into second generation members' e-mails and test your ability as a senior.
First of all, here is the first e-mail.
What should I do to appear a lot in Nobidoco's sound room?
On the other hand, Sakurai!
Here!
Let's cry.
You should use a kidnapper.
Sakurai.
Yes.
But it's true that there are a lot of scenes where you're crying and being used.
I've never been cut by crying.
I see.
That means you're crying because you don't care if you're lying or not, right?
In fact, there may be children who are already doing that.
Have you ever raised your hand and cried because you were lying?
No!
To be honest with you, everyone will cry because this show won't end!
It happened!
During the sports day, someone held my hand in all competitions!
What was that?
You were trying to show it off, weren't you?
But it's true that we're being used!
I see.
This will be a lesson for you.
It will.
Now, here's the next question.
I want to get along with you better, but is there anything I should be careful of?
Oh, this is a good pinpoint.
The person who answered this question is...
Sakurai!
Yes.
Here it is.
I'll praise you a lot.
I'll give you food.
I won't touch your tactile senses.
It's like you're raising a bug.
If you're careful of these three things...
Tactile senses...
What's this?
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, this is about that.
You can't touch this.
Yes, you can't.
Why?
There's a line here.
It has to be here, next to your face.
There's a line here, next to my face.
You can't touch it?
You can't.
You can't!
You can't touch it so easily.
What do you do when you first meet your first date?
I'll tell my staff about it.
You can't!
"You're so cute!" or "Your hair is beautiful!" You say that while complimenting me.
- But that's a little... - I want to touch you a little, but your hair is so beautiful and I admire you.
- Don't say that here, okay? - But isn't Matsuno - san so beautiful?
- No, no... Then you can imitate me! - No, but I admire you, but...
- No, no, no... - No, I really want to be like you.
Shut up!
- She said "shut up"! - Shut up!
- Now, the next consultation. - Here we go.
I'm worried about your future, but is there anything you should do while you're at it?
- Wow! - "I'm worried about your future, but..."
- That's a pretty heavy message. - It is!
- But "is there anything you should do while you're at it?" is the best thing to ask your seniors. - That's true.
- Yes. And Hashimoto's answer is... - Yes.
If you're worried about losing, you should just quit.
- That's true! - That's surprising! - That's surprising! - That's surprising!
- But it's surprising!
- You're adding a sentence or two, aren't you? - You're adding a sentence or two, aren't you?
- But... I'm worried about it too... - Yeah.
- "Is there anything you should do while you're at it?" is what you're thinking about, but... - I see...
- Well, well, well... - You're mad at this fake person, aren't you?
- That's true, isn't it? You were getting irritated just now. - I'm not getting irritated!
- I'm getting irritated too! - Why are you two so hot-tempered?
- Is it okay for you, seniors? - What?
- Isn't it too much? - You're hot!
- "Is there anything you should do while you're at it?"
But you haven't done it before, right?
I haven't done it before, but I'm confident about it.
You can't do it with confidence alone, can you?
Wait a minute. Don't get caught up in that kind of thing.
There's no such thing!
Now, let's move on to the next theme. Here it is!
I want to be teased in the studio, but what should I do?
Now, let's look at Fukagawa.
Here it is!
Suddenly, non-stop with a loud voice!
What do you think of this?
If you keep losing like this, will you be teased?
If you really lose like this, I might scream.
No way!
Non-stop!
No way!
When you're being teased, you might say "No way!"
But in the studio, non-stop is very effective!
It's fun!
So, what do you think?
When you say "Banana Man", is it non-stop?
No, no, you're in the way!
No, of course, it's good timing!
Fukagawa, why don't you try it?
We'll do the opening of the show from now on.
Everyone say "Yeah!"
Yes!
Do it normally.
Dooon! Excited and excited, Banana Man!
Thank you!
Why do you keep doing it?
Do it again!
You just opened up a lot of non-stop spaces, didn't you?
There was a "go ahead, go ahead" moment.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's troublesome, isn't it?
Next.
Shall we move on to the next project?
Yes, understood!
"Banana Man" recital check!
Go for it!
It's coming, it's coming!
Banana Man, who has been with the show for more than a year, is more well-known than popular.
That's why he gave the members a quiz and checked their understanding.
This time, these five people, whose understanding is particularly dubious, will challenge.
By the way, we will make a Banana Man answer for each question.
Then I would like to go.
First question!
What are the words that Himura-san is most happy to be told?
It's coming, Matsumura.
Hokuro is cute.
Forget it!
It's wrong.
You only say things about Hokuro.
It's coming.
You and Sitara-san get along well, don't you?
You get along well, don't you?
Oh, Takoyama!
Your watch is cool!
You're already away from me!
You're fast!
It's wrong.
Oh, it's coming!
Aishi, Aishi.
Border suits you, doesn't it?
You're already away from me!
It's not about what you're wearing.
It's about Himura-san's true feelings.
Yes, yes, yes.
Himura-san is happy about Himura-san's compliments.
I don't think you can tell just by looking at it.
It's internal.
It's internal?
Yes.
Can I say one thing?
I'm interested in stars and botox.
Anything is fine!
At least give me a male atmosphere!
At least put your hand on the button!
Please!
You don't have to be young!
And I don't want you to be young!
Here it comes, Shiraishi.
I can only play it, right?
She can only play Get Wild's prelude, right?
It's not "I can only play it," it's not limited to me.
Can I ride Hoshino just once?
I'd like to hear Hoshino's answer just once.
I see. Then, Hoshino, if you don't mind, can you push it for me?
Thank you!
Yes!
What word makes you happiest when you're told?
You're cute.
You're the one who's cute!
You've been like that for a while now!
Unfortunately, you're wrong!
But I wanted it!
Time's up!
Himura-san, please announce the correct answer!
Himura-san, you're "only one," right?
No, no!
Obviously, you're different from the others!
That's a bad word!
Let's get back on track and move on to question number two!
You always think like that?
Seriously?!
I've never said that!
Now, question!
Who do you think is similar to you?
This is hard!
It's not hard!
But you think it's similar, so if you think it's similar...
Of course! If you think it's similar, then go for it!
Let's go, Takayama!
Haruna-san!
Harisenbo!
Oh, it's Harisenbo!
It's different!
It's completely different!
The one after the rain...
Hotoara-san!
The one with the same hair!
Hotoara-san, right?
Hotoara-san.
It's not Hotoara-san!
Should we give you a hint?
She's a singer, right?
That's right.
I know who it is!
She knows!
Masaru Fukuyama-san!
But it's the closest so far.
Matsumura-san!
What do we do? Gackt-san?
Is it similar?
Gackt-san!
Is it similar?
Isn't there someone like that in Matsumura-san?
Matsumura Gackt-san!
An idol...
An idol, right?
That's right!
An idol...
Who is it?
Take a good look.
Take a good look and you'll know who it is!
There's such a difference!
What do we do?
I don't like it!
Wait a minute!
Only you two are doing it.
I'm begging you!
Hoshino!
Hoshino, it's your chance now!
Matsumura, go ahead.
Kimura Takuya-san?
Is it different?
Thank goodness!
Excuse me, can I ask Hoshino-san for a moment?
Hoshino, if you don't mind, can you press that button?
I'll press it.
Thank you!
It's definitely not similar, but... Exile-san?
Exile-san, you're broad-minded!
Me and those fourteen people!
Those fourteen people and me!
It's a duo!
Here we go, Shiraishi!
Kinkiki-san and Domo and Tsuyoshi-san?
What is this, a slapping game?
Where is it similar?
Well, overall, somehow...
If you ask me who it is, it's Domo and Tsuyoshi- san.
I've never heard of it!
Following the miraculous correct answer, the third question!
What is Kimura-san's biggest complex?
Complex?
It's something you don't like, right?
Matsumura!
Eyes.
Eyes? Why?
It's not eyes! Eyes are not a complex at all!
Why do you think that?
When you look at me like that...
I feel like I'm going to feel bad.
But it's not an eye.
Where is your complex?
Please!
Octopus!
Why did you say that?
Why did you say that, Hoshino?
Yes, Hoshino.
Three sizes?
That's a unique philosophy.
She has a complex about sizes.
She has a complex about everything from here to there.
Everything.
You can say it whenever you get it.
Mouth!
Wrong.
I can't touch my legs.
Hand!
Hand.
It's not a hand.
I think it's both of your hands.
If you say it's both of your hands, what is it?
What is my hand?
Why do you have a complex about it?
It's like a fat man with black joints.
What are you talking about?
I wanted to write it down.
I thought you wouldn't get it.
But you said it's both of your hands.
Knee!
Why?
What's wrong with your knee?
My knee is black.
Mine is black, too.
It's all black when you bend it.
It's black when you bend it.
Yumio-san.
Is there anything you don't like about it?
Chakaemo-san, please.
This wrinkle.
This wrinkle you can make when you face sideways.
When I face sideways?
Yes.
Did I have a wrinkle?
Not everyone can do it.
But!
It's close.
What? Are you kidding me?
It's close.
Next scene!
Chin?
What about chin?
Nothing.
She's trying to get it right.
Here it is!
The wrinkle on your chin.
It's not a wrinkle!
It's close!
It's like that!
So!
So what?
Don't pull your tongue out!
Matsumura!
Are you fat?
No!
Time out!
Wait!
What?
No!
What?
Himura-san, what's the answer?
The answer is the wrinkle on your chin.
Wrinkle!
It's a wrinkle.
Will Matsumura and Himura battle it out?
If that day comes!
The members will stand by in a separate dressing room and check their response to the various requests of the virtual twins who come there.
By the way, Banana Man can send instructions to the twins from the studio.
Now that the dressing room is ready, let's see what it's like.
Matsumura is already standing by.
So we don't know who will come as twins.
Now, let's see!
Twins, please!
It's Pintaro!
Pintaro has come!
What should I do?
Senpai, hello.
Hello.
I've joined a new group.
I'm a former AKB48 minor.
What should you do?
I've only just joined.
I'm very anxious.
Senpai, I have a question for you.
What is it?
Pintaro is quiet.
Was practice hard for you, AKB48 members?
Yes.
Are your lessons hard for you, Nogizaka members?
It's hard.
Can you show me your dance?
I'll do my best, Sayuri.
Music, start!
What is that?
What are you doing?
You're kidding me, right?
First-generation dancers don't do that.
You're kidding me, right?
Is first-generation dancers like that?
Yes, like this.
What?
Hold on to the two in front of your hair.
No!
Stop it!
Look at my dance!
Matsumura-senpai, look at my dance!
Music, start!
Matsumura-senpai, look at my dance!
Amazing, isn't it?
It's similar, isn't it?
It's similar in some places.
Do you really think so?
Okay, it's over!
Next up is Ikoma.
Let's see Ikoma's challenge!
Here you go!
You've never seen Ikoma before, have you?
When I was in a variety show as an AKB member, I did a lot of things.
Who do you think is the best at reacting?
Takayama Kazumi-chan.
Kazumi-chan, what kind of reaction do you do?
I always say...
Positive!
I raise my voice higher and say...
Positive!
Aren't you scared?
Are you okay?
Basically, I know people well.
Don't be surprised by my big face.
It's more like...
I've seen you on TV...
That reaction was good.
I want to see that reaction from Ikoma!
Okay, time's up!
Okay, last one!
Let's do it!
Here you go!
Good afternoon.
She has changed.
Mitsura-san.
You have an interesting way of walking.
This is an ordinary way of walking.
Is it? It is the first time I see it.
You are quite young.
You are older than me.
I am newly joined in the team.
I am Mitsura Yasuko of Oasis and Mitchan.
Is it true?
Nice to meet you.
I'd like to be an independent character in "Nogizaka", but are there any independent characters among the members?
Independent characters...
I don't think there are any so far.
There aren't any?
No, there aren't.
Then say something bad about me.
Something bad about you?
She's asking for something bad about herself.
You have only two front teeth and you're a big guy!
That's terrible!
Is it bad?
That's right. I'm not in a position to say it seriously.
I'm not in a position to say it seriously.
She said you have a long head.
I have a long head!
You shouldn't say it like that.
Let's not say it.
Then say it the other way around.
I think you're on the wrong path.
That's terrible!
What does that mean?
Are you guys fighting?
Do you hate me?
No, I like you very much.
But I'm Yasko Mitsuura.
You're a little different than usual.
How so?
Your balance is...
Balance? What balance?
Tell me clearly.
Tell me clearly!
Your body...
Let me stand right next to you.
What's the difference?
That's amazing!
That's really different!
What's with that big face?
By the way, I'm not good at singing.
Can you tell me your number 18?
The last part of "Tsugaru Kaikyo".
It's not "Nogizaka no Uta"?
It's okay!
"Kurushiki" (Kurushiki is a Japanese folk song)
You're good!
Sugiura-san, you have something to say, too.
Wait a minute! What did you say?
It's Mitsura-san.
Time's up!
Please come back.
You looked like a senior.
That's right. I tried to be conscious of it.
When you were told something terrible, were you a little annoyed?
I was a little irritated.
That's why you had such a big face.
That's right. I was surprised.
At this time, we will announce our new song campaign!
"Nogizaka 46" New Single "Your name is hope" On sale March 13.
♪ Let's go to the movie with him ♪
♪ I prefer horror to romance ♪
♪ Last week was bowling, and the week before was amusement park ♪
♪ When I started liking it, I couldn't get tired of it ♪
♪ On my way to the date, I hit my head ♪
♪ Let's have a tea ♪
♪ On Friday the 13th, something is going to happen ♪
♪ I'm excited and I shout out loud ♪
Next time, the members who will challenge the fifth single "super hard hit wish" will be decided in a debate!
I'm sure this will be a good chance.
However, in the worst battle of women who know nothing about music, the members are...
This is not a debate!
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Will it work out?