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Tonight's "Nogidoku" is about members giving Valentine's Day presents to Himura.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it, Ryo?
It's good.
Furthermore, members will reveal their ideal confession situation.
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We'll start with Nogizaka-chan and then Bananaman!
And Nogizaka-chan!
Yay, love injection!
Thank you!
Now, Ehimera-san!
Yes!
While you're nervous, please confess your love for us!
It's Nogizaka!
It's Valentine's Day!
That's gross!
I want to have fun!
What is this?!
For now, Nogizaka-chan's love is free.
It's not free!
This time, members brought Valentine's Day presents for Himura-san!
This time, as a Valentine's Day project,
Nogizaka members will announce the Valentine's Day presents they prepared for Himura-san at the studio!
So, Nogizaka members, do you have any chocolates or cakes for Himura-san?
Thank you very much! Amazing!
Amazing! This is a real one, Himura-san!
What is it?
I know the words you made by hand.
Which one are you interested in, Himura-san?
First of all, Hashimoto doesn't have one.
Hashimoto's hair...
You want me to eat his hair, right?
I can't put it there.
I see.
There's something amazing about it.
Hashimoto doesn't sound like a human being.
What is it? Is it there?
It's here.
Well, I...
Cute!
I made a matching mug for Himura-san and Starr- san.
Really?
Cute!
Amazing!
What does this mean?
Since it's Valentine's Day, I thought everyone would make chocolates for me.
So, I thought my mouth would be too sweet.
Your mouth would be too sweet and you would hug everyone.
Your mouth would be too sweet.
My mouth would be too sweet, so I thought it would be nice if you could drink tea with this and eat it.
Amazing!
Did you make it?
Did you make this?
There was something like this in the first place.
I drew it with Mackey.
You drew it?
With magic.
I see!
If you do it like this...
It becomes like this.
Like this!
Cute!
We're dating, you know?
This is good!
Is it expensive?
I made it with tiramisu.
Tiramisu!
Yes!
Did you make it yourself?
I made it myself!
It came out!
Yesterday, I made it with tiramisu all day.
What? What? What?
This is bad! This is like boxing!
I don't know what you're talking about!
If you sell this to your fans, wouldn't it sell for about 1 million yen?
That's right!
Huh?
What?
It's a hit!
It's good!
It's good.
It's so good you wouldn't think it was handmade.
Did you prepare all of this yourself?
That's right!
There were a lot of corners for friends and stuff like that,
but I chose and prepared it from the "favorite chocolate" corner.
If it's "favorite," it's "favorite," right?
This is bad, Himuro-san. You're taking it too seriously.
This area looks like it was handmade, too!
No, no, I obviously bought this.
Are you sure?
No, let's ask.
Shirai-shi, didn't you buy this?
I made it!
You're lying!
You didn't buy this, did you?!
No, I didn't!
It's amazing!
It's so good!
No, I made it!
Huh? I definitely thought you were selling it.
No, I made it!
You made it?
Yes!
You made it?
No, no, it's amazing!
It's really, really good!
Thank you!
If you like it, let's buy it!
What is this?
It's a lunchbox.
You made a lunchbox?!
A lunchbox?!
I made your favorite potato salad.
Seriously?!
Potato salad?!
Here you go.
Wow!
Meat roll!
I'll eat it now.
It's so good!
The food is good, right?
It's so good!
I'm glad you like it.
It's good!
It's amazing!
What? What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
Wakatsuki also made a handmade lunchbox for Himura.
It's a face.
It's a face! It's a face!
It's a face!
Wow!
It says "Himura"!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
Really?!
It's good!
It's omelet!
It looks good!
It's good!
I'm glad you like it.
Thank you!
It's completely handmade...
You're right!
You did it!
I did it!
You girls are girls, aren't you?
Yes!
You can do it!
What's this?
Did the food coordinator ask you to do it?
No!
By yourself?
You did it by yourself, right?
Yes!
You bought this, didn't you?
I did.
You bought it, didn't you?
It's cute!
If you say you made it, it's quite a lot of work!
No!
Are you a pig?
I'm a pig!
Himura-san is a pig.
You're a pig, right?
Well...
Himura-san is in the middle...
What?
Himura-san is in the middle...
Me! Me!
And you're both parents, right?
Himika and Tsuyoshi...
No! No!
Is this handmade, too?
No, it's not.
It's handmade.
It's like a cake.
You girls are amazing!
Did you really make this yesterday?
We made it last night.
You girls can make it?
Himura-san was drinking and said, "Eww!"
That's true!
Eww, it's good!
In addition to this,
Nishino also gave Himura some bitter chocolate.
Sakura, you bought this, didn't you?
I did!
Wait a minute!
I have one more.
You have one more?
What's that?
Raspberry-flavored vinegar.
Vinegar?!
It smells like chocolate.
Really?!
It's fashionable!
You can drink it straight.
You can drink it straight?!
You can drink it?!
You can also put it on ice cream.
It's good!
You can dilute it five times and drink it.
It's good!
You can drink it like this.
But you can't give it to me.
Is this handmade?
Yes, it's handmade.
Is it handmade?!
Chocopie!
Is this handmade?! Yes, it's handmade!
You guys are amazing!
I made 2 or 3 kinds of them, but it took me about 6 hours to make all of them.
It took you 6 hours?! Yes, for you, Himura-san.
Let's eat! Yes, but...
It's so good! Thank you!
It should be more crispy and delicious.
It's so crispy and delicious!
You can make chocopie!
You're amazing! You're amazing!
I did my best! It's good!
Thank you!
Then, the bottom row is related to time.
What?! Really?!
Please watch it!
But since we're here, let's eat them all, Himawari-san.
Let's go!
Yeah, Nakazawa's stuff.
"Geppe"?
What is this?
Why is it called "geppe"?!
It's sweet, sweet stuff.
It's like sweet potato.
Ah, sweet potato!
Tart!
This isn't "geppe"!
It's not "geppe"!
It's sweet potato! It's insanely good!
What's the black thing on top of it? Coal?
Eh, no! Why are you saying it like that?!
Eh, it's delicious, isn't it?!
What's this black thing?
Eh, it's black sesame sauce.
Ah, it's this!
This is a pencil sharpener, right?
It's not!
It's a planetarium you can use in the bath.
Eh, there's this kind of pattern, too?!
Other than my dad and brother, it's the first time I'm giving it to a man.
Ah, as a present?!
Really!
That's amazing, Himawari-san!
Really?!
Yeah, you can only see it in the bath.
Then, Himawari-san, go and take a bath!
Go! Go! Go and take a bath!
Why?! Why?!
Himawari-san, go and take a bath!
No!
Because you're a woman, Himawari-san!
No!
I just wanted a planetarium!
Eh?! Really?!
Just!
What's this?
This is finally...
...a handmade one.
Yes.
What's this?
That's...
Since it's Valentine's Day, I thought I'd wear it with chocolate.
Gifu Prefecture is famous for edamame.
It's cheesecake with edamame in it.
Eh?!
Gifu Prefecture is famous for edamame, too.
So you can make things like this.
Wow, there's a lot of edamame in it. It's delicious!
I'm glad.
If I didn't like edamame, I'd think it was over.
Wow, it has a strong edamame flavor!
Yes, it does.
It's really, really good!
This is a bit out of the ordinary. What's this?
This is...
...flower arrangement.
Ah!
Flower arrangement!
You did flower arrangement for me?!
Yes.
Thinking about you, Himura-san...
Thinking about you...
Ah!
Wow!
Himura-san!
Wow!
Himura-san is good at drawing!
Huh? Were you this good at drawing?
Ah, that's right! I like anime and stuff like that...
Ah, you do, don't you?
Yes! And I like drawing illustrations, too...
Ahaha!
Wow! You did it!
It's like you!
Himura-san had...
an image of yellow...
An image of poop?
That's not it!
You drew it, didn't you?
Akimoto...
Yes?
Mombra...
Yes, Mombra!
You bought this, didn't you?
No, I really did!
Huh? This?!
Yes!
You can make Mombra like this?
Yes!
For real!
You can make Mombra? That's amazing!
Do you have the opportunity to make it like soba?
No, I don't!
I only have a mouthful of it...
Ah! So...
It's really, really good!
Yes! I'm happy!
I used to be really into patissier...
Ah!
So you like making sweets like this?
Yes, I love it!
You do?
Yes!
It's good!
Himura-san and I...
I mean...
It's my first time giving someone a valentine...
So I made it for you, Himura-san!
You did it!
You did it for Himura-san for the first time!
It's only for a second!
No matter what happened, it was me for the first time!
These two boxes...
It's hard!
What is it?
It's from a teacher at home!
What is it? Can you open it?
Actually, I couldn't make it this time, so I'd like you to forgive me at least.
I'll give you one!
Open!
What is it?
It's like a cookie!
Cookie and one more mushroom...
I thought it looked like Himura-san!
When you think of Himura-san, you think of poisonous mushroom!
It's cute!
It's like this!
Did you all go and buy it yourselves?
That's right!
It's amazing!
What is the cooking monster Matsumura's handmade chocolate?
Please look forward to it!
Matsumura's past.
I made it myself!
That's dangerous!
Matsumura's cooking is a little scary, isn't it?
She doesn't cook much on TV, but on Valentine's Day...
I have a lot of love for her.
You have a lot of love for her, don't you?
What is this?!
As soon as you opened it, you started sneezing!
Why?!
What is this?
I baked chocolate.
You made baked chocolate?
Yes, it's baked chocolate.
I didn't know the temperature of the fire, so it's a little...
It may have burned a little, but...
It's scary!
There are some parts that are a little burnt.
It's a little burnt.
It smells like baked sweet potatoes.
But didn't baked chocolate smell like this?
It's hard.
It's hard!
Matsumura made it with all his might!
It's really good!
Thank you!
Wow!
Did you taste it?
I didn't.
You ate some of it yourself, didn't you?
No! No!
The second Valentine's Day project is...
The members come up with an ideal confession situation...
Bananaman Himura will play the role!
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Himura will play the role!
That's decided!
For the fans who are watching...
Himura's position is like...
What is it?!
But I can't help it!
I have to become like Himura...
and come up!
What are you doing by yourself?
You drop it once and then you give it back. What is it?
First of all, Wakatsuki!
Yes!
Wakatsuki's idea...
Can you tell me about the setting and direction?
Yes!
Well...
What I thought of...
I...
I'm in the soccer club!
I'm the manager of the soccer club...
and Himura-san is...
his senior...
Senior! Soccer club's senior!
Senior!
I'm...
I see! That's great!
Then...
Setting!
Ready...
Start!
Senior!
Yes!
I'm sorry for taking up your time.
No problem!
What's up, Wakatsuki?
Well...
I have a little advice for you.
Advice?
What is it?
I...
I love the soccer club!
Yes!
So...
As a manager...
I want to do my best...
but...
Yes!
Well...
Instead of the soccer club...
I can do what I like...
What you like more than the soccer club?
What's that?
Senior!
I like you now!
Can I...
be your exclusive manager?
Thank you very much!
Wow, that's great!
That's great!
I can't help but smile.
I'm happy!
That's great.
Akatsuki, is this your ideal?
Yes, it is.
That's great.
That's great!
But you're embarrassed, too, aren't you, Himura- san?
No, I'm embarrassed.
Right?
But I'm doing it now as a lifetime memory.
That's right.
Everyone can't help but smile, right?
That's great!
Right?
How many more will you do?
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to do it again.
Himura-san, will you start making money again?
That's great!
I'll pay you back!
Next, what is Matsumura's ideal confession situation?
I'm his junior, and Himura-san is his senior whom he loves.
We're at the station's platform, but he's on the other side of the platform trying to go home.
That's great!
That kind of exchange.
That's great!
Okay!
Hey! Stand by!
Hey, hey!
Hey, stop!
Senior!
I love you!
The train passed by.
I couldn't pay him back this year, either.
Sayuri!
Senior!
I couldn't hear you!
I love you, senior!
I made this.
Please eat it if you like!
Sayuri...
Thank you!
I was wondering if you got on the train, but you ran all the way here.
Senpai, you came!
Senpai, it's like this...
Let's imagine Nagai Kisson.
How is it?
Everyone, you feel good, right?
I'm sure you know what happy end is.
That's why I'm happy.
Next, what is Shiraishi's ideal confession situation?
For this setting, I'm a student and you're a teacher.
Teacher!
I get a red dot in the test and I have to fix it after school.
Ah, you two!
Yes, you two.
This is not good, teacher and student!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, everyone!
Ready...
Start!
Senpai...
Oh, Hiroshi, what's up?
Sensei, I don't know what's wrong here...
Yeah, which one?
It's this one...
Ah, this one!
Yeah...
Here, you see...
This one... right?
It's talking like this, right?
And... this one... this one becomes like this.
Ah, I see.
Oh...
It's difficult, isn't it?
Well, you know, if you can't do it like this...
You know, you can't do it, right?
No, but next time I'll definitely get 100 points.
You, 100 points, you...
No, really...
If you can get 100 points with this kind of problem...
Sensei!
Hmm? Hmm? What's up?
Well...
In my next test...
If I get 100 points...
Please...
Hug me!
And this!
This is my feeling!
Please accept it!
Good job!
That's good!
Was it good?
It was good, wasn't it?
You don't need Himura's comparison when you gave it to me, do you?
Give me Shiraishi's!
Will Hashimoto really confess his love for Himura?
Next, what is Sakurai's ideal confession situation?
For me, it's when I'm thinking about my homeroom teacher.
It happened to be February 14th.
I see!
It just happened to be that day.
All right, everyone! Let's make a good one!
Did you do it properly?
Next up is Sakurai's confession of love for Himura.
Not yet, you bastard!
Don't start already!
I'm going home, you bastard!
Next up is Sakurai's ideal confession of love for Himura.
Ready...
Start!
2x2=4?
That's what it was.
2x2=4, right?
I see!
All right, all right!
You've gotten pretty good at it, haven't you, Himura?
And one more thing...
There's a problem I can't figure out even if I think about it.
Can I ask you something?
Yes, of course!
What is it?
It's about this problem...
The next one?
It's about this problem...
This one?
Yes.
Teacher...
Can you tell me the answer to that problem?
What's wrong with you?
Okay, cut!
Nakada, how was it?
It was crazy. It was too "junjun".
"Junjun" too much?
Nakada, don't say "junjun" too much!
It's "kyunkyun"!
Oh, "kyunkyun"!
Hey, hey, "kyunkyun" or "junjun" if you come over here!
You said "kyunkyun", didn't you?
I said "kyunkyun"!
Next, what is Hashimoto's ideal confession situation?
For me, it's like this.
It's after the first recording of "Nogidoco".
That's a story that will come eventually.
It hasn't come yet, though.
Ready...
Start!
Nogidoco
Shimura-san...
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you so much for everything you've done for me.
What are you saying?
Because Hashimoto said it, I was able to continue this show for 18 years.
Can I say one last thing?
What is it?
"Nogidoco" had things like "hk3" and other things, but...
For me...
For a long, long time...
There's one person I love about you, Shimura-san.
I'm sorry.
It was "hd1".
Hey, if you're going to say things like that, I'm "hd1" too!
If you're going to say things like that, I'm "hd1" too!
Cut!
"hd1" too!
Hey, what are you doing, you bastards?!
Hey!
Yes?
Why are you laughing in the middle of it?!
I mean, it's already been 18 years!
It's been 18 years since we started this show!
If it's been 18 years, Hashimoto's been doing this for 38 years!
It's been 18 years since we started this show!
If it's been 18 years, Hashimoto's been doing this for 38 years!
No good!
I want you to continue doing it!
How old are you now, Yushi-san?
I'm 59 years old.
After this, we'll reveal the members' embarrassing moments!
Next week, we'll celebrate the members' birthday until February!
We'll reveal the members' embarrassing moments!
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