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Tonight's Nogizoku is the 2013 fortune telling "pick up high"!
In the fortune telling life consultation, the members have fortune telling songs in their minds!
And Takayama's high school... just what happened!?
This program is brought to you by HPC.
Who's going to help me?
To be honest, I don't have a lot of money right now.
The host, Banana Man, please come out!
And the fifth single, Nogizaka-chan with 1,000 votes!
Yay! Yay!
Even after Nishino moved...
Nishino has changed, too.
Kimura-san! Yes?
Like a snake...
Please announce the songs!
"Shinshun Furanai Hikaku"!
It's not like a snake at all...
"Anse"!
"Setsu"!
"Hikaku Five"!
Each fortune-teller will read out the members' fortunes for this year...
and they will announce the results of their fortunes.
Today's fortune-tellers are...
Yoiko's Hamaguchi-san's little brother...
Do you know him?
Hamaguchi... Yoshiyuki-san!
Over there! Over there!
The one reading out the members' fortunes is...
Hamaguchi's little brother, Hamaguchi Yoshiyuki.
He is a charismatic fortune-teller whose family background and personality are popular.
I've given you the data of the members in advance.
I told you to tell me about the items.
I'm going to announce the five people I'm interested in by fortune.
First of all, here you go!
Good luck!
And here are the five people Hamaguchi chose because of their relationship.
These five people are lucky in 2013.
They are good people and bad people.
They are not in the best five.
There is a bad person.
First of all, Friday, March 3rd, 2013.
Hashimoto!
She is in the third place out of 16 people.
She is in the third place!
She has a lot of income in 2013.
If you say you have a lot of income, people will smile.
I'm happy.
Do you have anything you want to buy with the money you have?
I want to move.
I want to live in a place with good security.
Move to a proper place.
Next is this year's good luck.
The second place is...
Ikoma!
Second place!
Second place is good!
It is said that someone will definitely help you, so you don't have to worry about money.
Who will help me?
Look at the members first. Why do you look at the staff?
The remaining members are No. 1 and No. 3.
Does anyone think they are No. 1?
What do you think about me being No. 1?
I don't think it's good.
What about you?
I don't think I'll be called next.
What about you?
To be honest, I have a lot of money now.
What do you mean?
I save a lot of money.
You save a lot of money, don't you?
Moving on to the movie award show, No. 15.
Nakashima!
I told you!
I didn't want it!
You said it yourself!
I just joined!
According to estimates, this year will be a year in which money will decrease due to greed.
If you move your body and release stress, your fortune will increase.
And finally, I will announce No. 1.
Who is No. 1 in fortune this year?
Inoue!
There you are, Inoue!
Yes.
You have a lot of money right now.
Yes.
As you can see, Nishino is No. 1 in fortune this year.
I told you I had a good feeling about this.
Yes.
So, Inoue...
Yes.
In 2013, when I learned about the tarot cards...
Yes.
I could only get good luck cards.
Wow!
I have a fortune that doesn't affect my money.
What? Really?
Wow!
What is that?
I should start a business or something.
But there is one thing you should be careful of.
Yes.
The members you have to be careful of...
Oh!
That kind of thing.
Yes.
Hoshino...
What?
What's up, Hoshino?
What?
You might get fooled by someone.
What?
What is that?
Oh, no!
The members might fall for you!
You might get fooled!
I don't like that kind of thing!
I'm sure you'll be able to tell good stories when you grow up.
I see!
No!
You can't do that at an online auction!
No!
You can't do that!
I won't! It's okay!
Why is that?
When you talk about it...
you'll have a lot of money.
Oh!
You'll give it to me!
If you say you won't do it...
you'll be fooled by them, too!
Oh!
No!
Don't talk about it anymore, you two!
No!
You'll get sick!
Right?
Nishino has been spending money on people for a year.
From March, his savings have been decreasing.
To raise money...
it wasn't effective to put gold paper in your wallet.
Next up...
we have this fortune.
Here it is!
This is it! This is it!
Hamaguchi chose May 5 of this year. These are his five picks.
May 5. The third place of the members is...
Ichiran!
Ichiran, I see.
I'll tell you why.
May 2, 2013.
Good luck will come.
What is it?
Is it a Hollywood movie?
Yes!
What is it?
It's a busy time, so anything can happen.
Commercials, dramas...
What is it? A cooking show?
No, no, no.
What are your warnings?
I'm sure you've seen this before.
When you're asked about your goals, you're in a lot of trouble.
I see.
People who ask you this come out in July.
July?
Yes, July.
You're an important person who will boost your work luck in July.
How do you know all of that?
People who come out in July are all surprised.
Isn't it him? Isn't it him?
In July?
Yes.
"What do you want to do in the future?" "What do you want me to do?"
People ask me this.
I hope I can answer them.
See?
It's a job related to oil.
That's amazing!
It's a big burden.
You did it!
It's a big burden.
The most important job.
In 2nd place...
Takayama!
From October 2013, I will use my body to express myself.
I will increase my role in various media.
You will use your body to be active?
That's right.
For example, I will try a monologue marathon.
What else do you use your body for?
For example, I will appear in a musical.
October? Don't you have something like "R-1"?
No, no.
Moving on to the movie show.
The 15th place winner is...
Akimoto!
What's wrong?
His goal is too high to feel lonely in May.
Who will save Akimoto?
The person who suits me best in "Shigoton"...
Who suits you best?
Takayama-san.
Takayama!
Who is it?
It's been a while.
You said you'd feel lonely in May, right?
Yes.
What month is Takayama?
October is fine.
I will use my body for work.
Did Takayama say something stupid like that?
He's stupid.
I was going to talk to him in May, but he ran away.
The rest are Itou-nene and Hashimoto.
The first place in "Shigoton"...
Hashimoto!
First place! First place!
And so...
Itou Nene is...
The winner is...
I finally got my first prize!
I'm jealous!
There's no way!
I'm jealous!
First, Hashimoto.
He has overcome 2012.
From March to June...
His luck is getting better and better.
From March to June?
His luck is getting better and better in such a long period of time?
Wow!
There's also work you've always wanted to do.
There's work you've always wanted to do.
What do you want to do?
I love sports.
I've always wanted to do something related to sports.
From March to June...
There's an offer.
Preliminary school support...
Some school is offering to support you with a pitcher.
That's not a bad thing.
I like basketball.
You like basketball?
Yes.
A basketball program...
There's one, right?
That's...
The main thing!
The main thing?
Suddenly?
Suddenly the main thing?
Now, Itou Nene.
Worst one.
But...
I don't like it...
Yes.
2013 is...
Yes.
The year of learning.
Yes.
When you're learning...
If you prioritize yourself...
Your luck will go down.
Oh!
In July...
A wish card.
What card?
A wish card.
Wish?
Yes.
Wish?
A wish card.
What's a wish card?
A wish card is...
Usually a wish comes true.
Hey!
Even though it's the worst one?
Yes.
Unfortunately, that card comes out in reverse position.
Reverse position!
This is reverse position!
The meaning will be reversed.
What?
A wish doesn't come true.
What?
You're mean!
You have a wish, right?
Yes.
That doesn't come true.
What?
That's not a wish card.
It's a reverse position.
It's not a reverse position.
It's a wish card.
It's a reverse position.
It's a wish card.
I'm sorry.
It's a reverse position.
It's a wish card.
It's a wish card. It's a wish card.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
After this, Hiburama is very excited.
And Masako is crying.
Let's solve the problems of the members of Nogizaka with fortune-telling!
Research the problems you want the members to tell you in advance.
Among them, Hiburama will tell you the problems he thinks are the most serious.
First of all, Takayama.
Yes, Takayama.
Here are Takayama's problems.
The day when the spinach line doesn't disappear.
Is this a fortune-telling?
I don't know about the day when the spinach line doesn't disappear.
When you get drunk, you have beautiful skin.
I don't know about the day when the spinach line doesn't disappear.
I'm going to pick you up now, so I won't tell you yet.
I don't know about the day when the spinach line doesn't disappear.
Let's move on.
Ito!
Ito's problem is this.
It's really serious.
Everyone, please think of it as a fortune-telling.
What is this?
This is Ito's problem.
Next is Hoshino.
Hoshino's problem is this.
Do you want to cut your bangs or not?
Do you want me to grow out my bangs or not?
Do you want me to cut it in pieces or not?
Do you want me to keep it like this or not?
Or do you want me to make it a little more difficult?
She said yes.
I really want you to do it.
Are you worried about it?
What did the banana man judge to be the most serious of these three problems?
Ito's problem is this.
Do you want me to cut it in pieces or not?
Do you want me to keep it like this or not?
Have you ever been curious about your height in "Tarot Fortune-Telling"?
No, it's my first time.
Hamaguchi is serious about fortune-telling.
What's the result?
I'll tell you the truth.
I want to see you grow up.
You're a young man.
I think you're 17 years old.
I can't grow up, so I'll try very hard.
This is a card called "Round 10".
This is a card that you don't have to struggle with.
I don't have to drink milk anymore.
I looked at the cause of it.
It's genetic.
I see.
It's a family card.
That's amazing.
Isn't it scary?
Dad, are you still young?
Lastly, we, the banana men, would like to talk about the problems that concern this program as a whole.
Well, HK-3 and Himura-kirai-3 are here.
If we don't solve this problem in this program, we'll be in trouble.
In order to proceed with the program smoothly in the future, we will ask for HK-3 and Himura's true love.
First of all, the compatibility with Himura- kirai-3.
I've seen their compatibility.
They seem to have a very good work tone.
If they work together, they can make money.
Oh, that's the kind of relationship it is.
They have a good compatibility.
Then, what about their private life?
If they go out for dinner or go on a date,
they seem to get along very well.
Then, do you hate them?
They are very similar.
In fact, they are the prime minister who will get married.
What?
They will get married?
They are such good partners. Why do they get married?
It's because they can understand each other while getting married.
Oh, is that so?
But, in fact, I like chubby people.
Oh, really?
But, unfortunately, Himura-san...
Stop it!
Why did you say that?
Next, the compatibility with Himura-kirai-3.
If they work together, their luck will be very bad.
What?
They are currently working together.
What should we do?
That's not good.
If they are close to each other, their luck will decrease.
If they are in the same frame...
That's not good!
That will also decrease their luck.
We have to be careful.
If that happens...
This is safe, right?
It's safe.
Out! Out! Out!
This is out, right?
This is out.
What?
This is out.
They are both out.
They are both going down.
They are going down now.
Their luck is decreasing.
That's right.
Compared to Matsumura-kirai-3, Shirai-shi's compatibility is worse?
If they are close to each other, their luck will be good.
That's about right.
It's about 4 meters, right?
It's about 4 meters.
Do you think you know this distance?
Yes, about this distance.
And last is Takayama.
First of all, I saw the compatibility with Himura at work, but I feel like I'm using Himura.
Are you using him?
Huh? Takayama, you're such a grumpy guy!
He's not like that!
No, I'm not!
But I think it's always bad to use him.
Yes, that's what I thought.
He's being helped.
Yes!
No, he's being used.
No, I'm not!
But you're not using him.
No, I'm not!
Even if we're talking like this...
You're being used.
No, I'm not!
You're being used.
You're being used for a big chance.
No, I'm not!
If you're dating and getting married, you've shown me your love life.
In any aspect, you can't be in a private relationship.
The worst thing about you three is...
Takayama.
Seriously!
Takayama!
Amazing!
What's amazing?
Kimura-san is looking at you from afar!
You're using his tears, aren't you?
Nogizaka46 will burn that hit song!
It's a segment where Nogizaka members sing hit songs.
Yes!
This time, it's 1985!
Wow! It's about when we were in middle school.
(♪ The Angel In The Sky ♪)
Why do you pretend not to know?
An angel gives you a wink and courage
Try to smile
Because it's a promise with you
♪ Because I took a breath and looked serious for a second ♪
♪ From there, nothing can be heard, and nothing will be left in my heart ♪
♪ The crossroads and detours ♪
♪ I take them all in my heart ♪
♪ And with it, everything ends ♪
♪ Won't you? I want to see you ♪
♪ My heart is pounding and I feel like I'm going to run away ♪
♪ Like I'm lost, I stand still ♪
♪ I want to reach you ♪
♪ Turn it around and take my hand ♪
♪ Aoi...hahi...hahi...hahi... ♪
♪ Someone stop this romantic ♪
♪ Romantic, my heart, my heart becomes painful ♪
♪ I'm confused, my eyes are sweet ♪
♪ I want to drown and dig ♪
After this, Nogisaka will experience the world of adults for the first time!
Next week, four Nogisaka members who have grown up happily this year...
Enjoy adult play!
Scream!
And...
I think I'm going to be addicted to this.
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