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Tonight's "Nogizaka, Te Doko" learns the basics of variety show classic games.
For one, they forget the title and start a fierce battle.
Who are you?
Variety's "Spirits".
For the first time in "Guruguru Bat", the leader disappears.
Go away! Go away! Go away!
Furthermore, for the first time in "Ashitsubon", the members shout loudly.
Could it be that "harpning" is...
"Nogizaka, Te Doko"!
This program...
...is brought to you by HPC.
"Nogizaka, Te Doko" host, Banana Man!
And now...
Wait, today's atmosphere is a little different, isn't it?
It's "Nogizaka, Forty-Six"!
And now, our guest is...
Amano-san of Kyain!
- Now, Himura-san... - Yes!
- Since you're here... - Yes!
- Please read it like Udo-san does. - Yes!
Hey, Amano-san!
Read it!
It's a variety show!
We learn the basics of games!
It's better than reading books!
When you appear in a game show, you can respond well.
We learn the basics of variety show games!
- Amano-san, Himura-san... - Yes!
You can do it like this...
Or you can do it with a strict gaze...
Udo usually does that kind of game!
This time, Amano-team and Himura-team will split up...
And learn while playing against each other!
Basically, the people wearing red...
Are people Himura doesn't like.
- Really? - Really?
- Especially Zen, right? - Yes, Zen.
- Especially Zen, right? - It's a prank, right?
"Tatai" and "Kyabutsu" and "Kyakkyappa"!
- Do you do "tore" and "buesarashi"? - No, we don't do it at all!
- These are the basics, right? - Yes, they are!
Let's start with this!
The first match is Amano-team Hashimoto versus Himura- team Inouye!
Let's go! Everyone, let's do "kakegoe" together!
"Tatai" and "kyabutsu" and "kyakkyappa"!
Let's go!
- You just did "tore" and "buesarashi", right? - Yes!
- Next, let's do "goopan". - Let's do "goopan"!
Let's do "tore" and "kyakkyappa"!
Let's do "goopan"!
And you should move when you do "tore" and "kyakkyappa", right? - Yes, that's right.
Now, let's go! 1, 2...
"tore" and "kyakkyappa" "tore" and "kyakkyappa"
Ah, that's good. It's OK, but "tore" is better, right?
Now, let's go! 1, 2...
"tore" and "kyakkyappa" "tore" and "kyakkyappa"
And...
"tore" and "kyakkyappa" "tore" and "kyakkyappa"
2nd round, Amano team Matsumura vs. Himura team Sakurai.
Ready, set... Rock, paper, scissors!
What? What? What?
You shouldn't do it first!
Even though we lost...
Hammer in hand...
Hammer in hand, step back and talk.
It's not good!
This game is completely denied!
This kind of game is usually played during live broadcasts.
Yes, yes.
If you do it like that, it'll create a weird atmosphere.
It'll create a weird atmosphere!
Oh no, the host is having a hard time.
Yes.
Ready, set... Rock, paper, scissors!
Nice!
Nice water came out! Nice water came out!
That's the best! That's the best!
You don't have his position anymore!
That's right!
Captain, can I say something?
That's good! That's a good reaction!
That's good!
After the third round, Amano's team, Takayama, versus Hibura's team, Saito and Yuri!
Your throat wasn't in good condition last week...
Oh, it's okay?
Say "how much?"
Takayama-chan!
Takayama-chan appeared!
Takayama-kun's hairstyle...
Raise your head a little...
Oh, he's getting fired up!
This is the snap I wanted to do with Kendo!
Kendo!
That's amazing!
I'll definitely win!
I'll do my best!
She's like a Rajibandari!
Okay, let's go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's good!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Calm down!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Oh, that was close!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
That's amazing!
The winner of this heated match is...
Takayama!
Let's go to the captain match!
He's here!
Is he Aja Kong?
Who is it?
Everyone, this is a battle that will be a sample.
I'll do my best.
This is what Katsumatsu-san taught me in the beginning.
I'll do my best.
That's good.
Here I go.
One, two...
I won.
Don't make a mistake.
Amara-san, you just won.
Too slow.
She taught me how to do a hataki.
Here I go.
One, two...
This is an ugly battle.
Why do I keep shaking?
Gal Gal Matcha
Ah, there's a leader!
Look, this "yarare" pudding!
This is it!
"Gal Gal Matcha"!
You've all seen this game, right?
Like "V.S. Arashi" and "Tore"
"Tore" is definitely there, right?
The essence of this kind of game
is that you want to see your eyes turn and blink.
That's right.
The worst thing is to walk around like nothing happened.
You don't want that at all.
But even in that state, you want to play.
In order to make the most of the "guitar batta"
I've said a lot of comments like "I can afford it" before playing.
Lowering the hurdles.
This tends to be a big disadvantage.
Like "mat"
Well, it's for safety, but
it's okay if it sticks out?
It's okay.
But don't overdo it.
The most important thing in variety shows is
safety first.
That's right.
Next is laughter.
That's right.
That's important.
This is what happens when you become a great comedian.
That's not it!
It's not "hai".
The first challenger is Amano Team's Shiraishi.
I can't...
Ouch!
It's not in the frame.
Let me look up "bat" and "fukuoka".
Yes, yes.
Let me look it up.
Thank you.
This is "iba".
Ouch!
Do you want your eyes to turn?
I think they should turn, but
we can afford it.
That's good!
That kind of comment is important.
We can afford it.
Ready...
Start!
You're slow.
Hurry up!
Put it on!
Wait a minute!
There are times when you fall.
You're slow!
You're not shaking at all!
Stand up!
You can do it!
You're slow, you're slow, you're slow!
Last one! Last one, last one!
Time! Time! Time!
Time! Time! Time! 9 seconds!
Hurry up and win! Hurry up and win!
Amazing!
How was it?
This was really good!
Shiraishi, good job!
Good job!
That was good.
It was interesting.
Top Buster Shiraishi's time is...
9.65 seconds!
- Amazing! - Amazing, right?
Next up is Himura Team's special force leader, Hatanaka.
How is it? Can you turn your eyes?
I can't turn at all.
- You can't turn at all? - You can't turn at all?
- Amazing! - How many seconds does it take you?
- About 5 seconds. - 5 seconds!
- 5 seconds!
- That's really amazing! - 5 seconds!
- 5 seconds!
- Amazing! - Amazing!
Hatanaka is very confident.
Can he break Shiraishi's time?
- Go! - Go!
- It's dangerous! - Go!
- Go!
- What's going on? - Your whole body!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You're fast! - You're fast!
- What's the time? - 8.90 seconds! - Yay! - You're fast!
- The third one is from the rain team, Nishino. - How about you, Nishino? - I think I'll be fine. - You think you'll be fine? - Yes.
- You don't think you can run? - I think I can run, but I think I can run.
- You think you can run? - I think I can run.
- That's you! - Yeah. - You became like that! - How disappointing! - Why? Why do you want me to run?
- You don't want to run, do you?! - I don't want to run! - You don't want to run?! - You're fine! - I'm fine!
- Can he be able to break the fast 8.90 seconds record?! - Go! Go! Go!
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome!
What is Nishino's time?
7.81 seconds!
What?!
Hey! You're getting better and better!
The fourth challenger is Nakadana from the Kimura team.
I used to do ballet, so I have a sense of balance.
You can do it!
Because you can do a turn, right?
Yes, so...
So you have a strong chance of turning.
Maybe.
Right?
That's good!
What is Nakadana's ability as a ballet experience?
Last one!
Time throw! Time throw!
Nakadana! Nakadana! Nakadana! Nakadana!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Awesome!
Alright! You're fast!
Nakada, Nakada, your eyes... Nakada, your eyes don't turn because you were doing ballet.
Don't make me do it!
Do number 5, number 5!
Number 5 is you!
Alright! Number 5 is you!
Ah, nice!
Nice, number 5!
Ballet owner Nakada's rank is...
9.38 seconds!
Ah! I couldn't do it!
Nishino wins!
I couldn't do it!
Number 5 is Miyasawa, who also has experience in ballet.
Miyasawa...
Ballet!
Yes!
You did it!
Are you confident in your spins?
I am!
Will she be able to show off her ballet experience?
Start!
Go!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Yay!
Whoa!
What was that? That was new!
Your eyes were turning more than you thought, weren't they?
No, they weren't!
They weren't! They weren't!
You always walk like that, don't you?
The time for Miyazawa, who has experience in ballet, is...
Eight seconds and 38 seconds!
That's fast!
That's because you held it in when you fell!
The Himura team will be challenged by Captain Himura!
Oh, here it is!
Oh, what is it?
Strawberries? Strawberries? What's with the strawberries?
Who's this? Ochiai's...
Ochiai's long sleeve shirt!
That's scary!
A baseball model!
In this day and age!
Now! Put your hands on your foreheads!
Hey! Team Rock!
Boy... Boy Start!
Is it a boy generation?
It's not "boy start", it's "boy start"!
Here it is! Boy Start!
Boy Start is here!
Start!
One...
Forehead! Forehead!
Two...
Five...
Hey! Put it on! Put it on properly!
What? Backwards?
Put it on properly!
Nine...
Ten...
Okay! Start!
Okay!
Five...
Hey! Hey!
You're kidding me!
The time is...
3 seconds!
You're kidding me!
Now, why aren't you shaking?
Himura has bad eyesight.
Tell me! Tell me!
Isn't there anyone who's fine at all?
Huh?
I want to do it.
Oh!
Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Alright!
Here's an emergency!
A social dance experience will challenge Himura's time!
I heard you have to endure it.
Yes!
Endure it?
That's right! You have to endure it!
It will definitely spin!
You have to force yourself to do it!
Yes!
You have to feel like you're not going to fall!
Yes!
You have to run through it!
Yes!
Alright!
What is the social dance advanced person's ability?
Body course!
Alright!
You can do it!
It's impossible! It's impossible!
It's impossible!
Ah!
It was super rolling!
The last challenger, H-class's time is...
Five seconds and two seconds!
Ah!
It was impossible!
I lost!
It was impossible!
No, it's like...
The ground is wobbly...
I don't know where I'm running...
Yeah...
Yes!
What?
It's like you're watching "Digi-na-nyan".
After this, it's Shiraishi's fifth round!
What will happen?!
It's over!
Who will win?!
Congratulations!
Among the three representatives of the team, the two of them will get a foot massage.
The opposing team will play a game where one of them doesn't have a foot massage.
Is there a point to this?
Rather than a point, it's because you really can't stand it.
If you really can't stand it, you'll have to hit them.
That's why it might be good for acting if you can't stand it.
Among the team, Hoshino, Matsumura, and Shiraishi will try acting without a foot massage.
Shiraishi will go in order. Ready, start!
That's good! That's good!
He's doing it now. He's already acting.
It's a little sharp.
I feel like he's angry. That's good! That's good!
Okay, that's a wrap!
Next up is Matsumura.
Let's go!
Matsumura doesn't look like he's doing anything wrong.
Matsumura looks like he just got his nails pulled off.
It's like he's in a cafe in Harajuku.
Okay, that's a wrap!
Next up is Hoshino.
Let's go! Please go ahead!
Hoshino always goes to school and has a foot massage.
You can't stand it.
He's the vice president of the foot massage club.
The foot massage research club.
Okay, that's a wrap!
That's good! That's good!
Let's go all at once! Please go ahead!
The two of you are definitely being bullied.
Huh? What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
And here, something is wrong with one of you.
You have to look normal, don't you, Shiraisu-san?
Shiraisu-san, you have to look normal!
I'm acting! I'm acting!
Are you okay? Acting?
I don't know, but there might be some acting that looks like you're being pushed.
Are you okay?
Please say it one more time! Ready, start!
Shiraisu-san is the only one crying.
It's over! It's over! It's over!
Shiraisu-san, what was that?!
Shiraisu-san is crying! Shiraisu-san is crying!
Shiraisu-san, you're acting, aren't you?
I'm acting.
It's confirmed!
Who wasn't pushed?
Ready, start!
Minami!
Okay, I'll announce the correct answer.
Please push yourself.
Please act, everyone.
Please act, okay?
It's acting. It's acting.
Shiraisu-san, you've been saying "eh" before we even started!
Please walk over there.
Here we go! Here's the correct answer!
Go ahead!
Time's up! Time's up!
Well, it's a team play, but Hoshino doesn't look like she's in pain.
It hurts, doesn't it, Hoshino?
It's really numb.
It's really numb!
It hurts so much it's coming out!
Don't hold back and say it again.
Wait, you're really doing it?!
It hurts so much, and you were holding back!
Amazing!
What was Shiraishi doing?
His head.
His head!
He's crazy!
He's crazy, isn't he?!
Wait, do it again.
Don't hold back and say how painful it is.
IT HURTS!
Yes, yes, yes.
He finally said it hurts!
Shiraishi endured the pain.
In terms of variety, it's a perfect score.
Next up is the Himuro team.
Iwase, Ikuta and Ikoma will try their painful acting.
Everyone in this team is in pain.
Deceive me! Deceive me!
First up is Ikoma.
Start!
Is this acting or what?!
Okay, stop!
Is this acting or what?!
What is it?!
It's Ikuta.
Start!
It hurts!
She really said "it hurts" just now!
I love you! Stop it! Stop it!
Is this acting or what?!
It's Iwase.
Iwase, go ahead!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
This is difficult!
Everyone, get ready and start!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Someone is acting.
Who is it?
One, two...
Yumine!
I will announce the correct answer.
Please!
I will announce the correct answer.
It's Ingta-chan!
Ingta, who hit you with that?
My leg.
Ingta, you're amazing!
It sounded like she hit her own leg.
She did!
It sounded like she didn't speak very well.
Can you say it one more time?
This is not a movie, it's normal...
There's a man!
Are you being pushed now?
It doesn't hurt you, does it?
It doesn't hurt you at all, does it?
Yes, it's over.
The first frame was also very painful.
Can you say it one more time?
Stop it! Stop it! It's too painful!
It hurts!
Yes, it's over.
It was a serious pain, wasn't it?
It hurts!
What happens when you push Ingta?
It's like Ingta.
It's like Ingta's coolness.
It hurts!
What? What did you say?
Are you really lying?
How about the first frame?
After this, the Nogizaka team will announce the result.
The result is...
So far...
One frame two points versus one frame two points...
We have provided by HTC.
It's almost a mistake!
It's almost a mistake, isn't it?
This is one frame two points.
It's almost a mistake, isn't it?
In commemoration of the release of "Come Here Shampoo" in various places, a mini-individual handshake event was held at ZEPP Namba.
The schedule of the event and other details can be found on the official website.
And an important announcement!
The third single of "Nogizaka 46" will be released on August 22nd!
With that said...
Next week, a new selection of members will be announced!
Will Shishifuku-jin be replaced?
And what about the new formation?
This is the formation this time!
I will announce it!
Who will grab the center position?