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Tonight, we continue with last week's "Useful Episode Talk Check", "Kouhanse".
That area is already broken.
Hashimoto's strange eating habits are obvious.
What is Ms. Erika's embarrassing big mistake?
And in the middle of all of this, a miraculous quote was born!
Everyone, where are you?
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Now, let's start with the first theme.
The theme is this!
Is this really me?
This happens a lot, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
Asimoto.
I like spicy food.
Spicy food?
I have about four flavors of spicy food.
I also have three flavors of tabasco.
I also have three flavors of chili oil.
When I eat spicy food at home, I always put something spicy on it.
That's good, that's good.
If you say it now, do you carry it around?
If I want to carry it around, I do.
If you want to carry it around, I can carry it around, too.
I do have mustard.
Do you carry around mustard?
If it's not spicy, it doesn't taste good?
When I eat it for the second time, I get tired of the taste of it.
So I put chili oil in the stew.
Stew and chili oil?
In the cream stew?
Yes.
That's not stew anymore.
It's not spicy, so it's fine.
That's not spicy.
It's not spicy, so it's fine.
If it's spicy, it's fine.
You don't want it to be spicy, do you?
I don't like chigei nabe.
It's good.
Chigei nabe is good, too.
But you have to put a lot of takanotsume in it.
That's no good.
It has to be spicier.
It's really spicy.
It's like a taste disorder.
It's a little spicy, isn't it?
It had a lot of holes in it.
It's already broken in that area.
It has a lot of holes in it.
It's not normal.
You bring something you don't know about and smell it and guess who it is.
That level is amazing.
If I give you a clue, you'll know it's a man.
That's amazing.
If you carry it around, it's a great episode.
That's true.
A lot of accidents happen.
Like getting caught at the airport.
Like being stopped.
I made a spicy pouch with a makeup pouch.
And I put chili oil in it instead of toner.
I put chili oil in it.
It's a great holiday!
Let's move on.
Yuase.
Yuase-chan.
I always take a bath at home at 47 degrees Celsius.
It's hot.
47 degrees Celsius is hot.
It's hot.
I was told it was very hot.
How hot is it usually?
41 degrees Celsius or 42 degrees Celsius.
40 degrees Celsius is still hot.
42 degrees Celsius or 43 degrees Celsius.
42 degrees Celsius is a little hot.
47 degrees Celsius is like a hot water bath.
It's very hot.
You can't do hot water baths in the future. What will you do?
You won't be able to take a break.
It's better if it's about 50 degrees Celsius. 47 degrees Celsius is just right.
Isn't it hot?
It's hot.
It's hot, but...
First of all, I was in the first bath.
And when the next family came in, it was an eco- bath that was adapted.
You were the first one to get hot, right?
Yes.
Once I was in my own bathroom and I thought my feet were itchy and scratched my feet.
And when I came out of it, my nerves were paralyzed and I didn't feel any pain.
And when I came out of it, I didn't have a skin.
Eww. Eww.
That episode...
Because my feet were itchy, I thought it would be an eerie story.
I thought it would settle down, but that bathroom was eerie.
No, it's not that bad.
It's hard to say that you don't have a skin.
But in terms of episodes, it's okay.
You had a scar, right?
You said you didn't have a skin.
Is that scar okay?
No, but it was a little eerie.
Next, Hatanaka.
Is it okay, Hatanaka?
Hatanaka.
I've been into it recently.
When you eat breakfast, you eat bread, don't you?
It depends on the person.
When we eat breakfast, we eat pasero.
Pasero?
We eat pasero.
Wait a minute.
Stop there.
It's the sky.
What did you say?
Stop there, idol.
What did you say?
I put green dressing on it.
Hatana.
Please say what you said first.
Pasero.
Wait a minute.
Let's organize it once.
It's creepy.
Where is pasero?
What's wrong with you?
Your name is pasero, right?
Pascho.
Something like pascho or pasero came out.
Pascho is not ordinary pascho.
It's a dressing on a salad.
First of all, we don't know what pascho is.
We don't know what ordinary is.
I've never heard of it.
What is pascho?
Pascho is that thing on top of pizza.
Something like basil sauce?
That's pascho.
Is it sold under the name of pascho?
Does everyone know what pascho is?
No one knows.
Is there such a thing?
You didn't just give it a nickname.
No, I wrote it.
I wrote a lot of "pascho".
You wrote "pascho" a lot.
Pascho.
That's what you wrote a lot.
You wrote "pascho" a lot.
Is it a basil dressing?
That's right.
You put two butter on it.
It's really good. Please try it.
Please try it!
I've done it a few times, but she's the only one who's careful.
She changes what she's doing from the basis.
The end of the episode talk, which I thought was only for me, was really good, so please try it.
It's good.
It's a dressing, but it's good with it.
How many times are you going to talk about it?
I want to know how you make it.
It's good. You can make it with pizza.
But it's a dressing, right?
It's normal...
Basil...
Why am I laughing?
I'm sorry!
You're laughing at me.
I'm sorry!
This is from this location...
She already knows me, right?
This is what will happen in the future in various talk shows.
No, but how...
How are you going to do it?
If you like it, you like it.
If you like it...
I'll ask you "what?"
But basically you don't seem bad?
I know.
Um, Hatanaka, in the future, I think you'll be in this kind of atmosphere
when you appear in talk shows in various places.
Is it a dull atmosphere?
Dull atmosphere.
It might be a dull atmosphere today, but...
Dull atmosphere.
Can I say it? At the end of the conversation.
Dull atmosphere.
Let's do it like that.
If it's like this, it's going to be dull atmosphere today.
It's going to be dull atmosphere.
Let's move on to the next theme.
The next theme is this.
Oh, I'm embarrassed to say this.
This is...
You're in a good mood.
You're going to say it.
People usually want you to say you made a mistake or made a mistake.
That's right.
I don't care how much I have.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you have it?
No, let's go.
Let's go.
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think you have a lot of them.
I have a lot of them.
Well, when I was walking, a bird's poop was only on my feet, so I was embarrassed.
You don't use it that much anymore.
No, I don't.
That's about it.
Oh, you're wearing it today.
That's not good.
It's not good to use it like that.
It's how you use it.
It's good.
Take it off and say, "Oh, you're wearing it today."
It's good to be able to use it.
Well, I was embarrassed, but let's go.
First, Miyazawa.
Yes.
One day...
I was spaced out.
One day, I was spaced out.
That's good. That's good to say.
Well, I was spaced out, so I went into the men's bathroom at the station and took a shower.
But I hadn't noticed it yet.
So I just sat on the bench and noticed it.
I felt like something was wrong.
So you felt a man's bad breath.
That's right.
When you went in, you saw him pee, but you didn't know because you were spaced out?
That's right.
It came out.
It came out?
It came out.
Which one?
Which one is it?
Which one?
Which one is it?
You're speaking like an artist.
Which one is it?
Which one?
It came out.
It came out?
It came out.
You talk so quietly.
Is it good?
I think it might be good, but I don't know.
Maybe you shouldn't be embarrassed.
You're right.
Maybe you shouldn't be embarrassed when you say it.
Oh, really?
And maybe you should speak louder.
That's the basic thing.
No, I mean, if you speak roughly,
it makes me think "Does he really want to speak?"
It's like...
It's a technique, too.
Like, "Hey!"
If you say it like that,
it's like "Oh, he's saying something."
Or...
I'll show you a super technique.
Before you say something really important,
you say it out loud and it's like...
You can open your mouth a little.
Or you can strengthen your voice.
Or, if you have a panelist like Akira Nakao,
you can say, "Nakao, do it like that!"
And if you do it like that, people will use it.
But it's really a technique.
If you don't do it like that,
people won't be able to use it.
As long as it's funny.
I taught you a lot.
Wow, you're a professional now.
But you can't do it even if you try.
Next, Matsumura.
After the lesson,
we were walking home with Nanamin.
I was playing with my phone,
and I said "Good morning" to someone I didn't know.
The person over there said "Good morning" too.
And I said "Good morning" too.
I was walking around and someone said "Who's that?"
And I looked back and it was an old man I didn't know at all.
I said "Good morning" to the person over there,
and he said "Good morning" to me with a big smile.
Huh? You're hiding it.
I'm not hiding it!
It's a shame.
What do you mean it's a shame?
It's okay if you're talking with so much enthusiasm,
but everyone around you is like...
Matsumura was the only one talking.
He looked like he was having fun.
It's okay if you look like you're having fun.
There's a lot of misunderstandings like this.
I have one too.
There's a young man and woman in front of the station.
I've seen you somewhere before.
Greeting is important in the love industry.
It's like, "Nice to meet you!"
After a while, the two of them...
They're the assistants at the barber shop.
I've seen you somewhere before.
"I'm Saikeiru." "Nice to meet you!"
They were so polite.
I did it too. "Huh? Are you kidding me?"
I'm not kidding you!
That's right.
Don't experience that in the future.
Your teeth will dry and your lips will stick together.
You'll have to do something for 30 minutes in front of everyone.
That's right.
I want to do business with entertainers, so I'll do it.
I'm so excited.
I'm so scared. I don't want to do it. I want to go home.
Why am I doing this?
Next, Zaishi.
Zaishi!
One day, I went shopping alone.
I was about to get in the elevator, but it was open.
I thought, "Okay, I can get in."
As I ran, it closed and we were like this.
You were stuck.
But it opened once.
I got in and there was an old man inside.
The old man didn't say anything because he felt awkward.
I was embarrassed.
I got in.
That's cute.
Is it okay for you to get stuck in a door?
It's okay.
I often hear stories about girls getting stuck in a train or a bag.
Is there anyone who has a story about getting stuck in a door?
Can I tell you a really useless story?
That's good.
It's okay if it's a useless story.
I...
What is Matsumura's useless story?
Can I tell you a really useless story?
That's good.
It's okay if it's a useless story.
I was in a hurry on the train.
I got in and my hair got stuck.
Have you ever been stuck in a door?
My hair got stuck in a door.
How stuck did you get?
I got stuck in a door from here.
You couldn't move?
I couldn't move and I was like, "Am I stuck in a door?"
But when I left and got out of the train, my hair was all over the place.
That's terrible.
Matsumura, are you having fun?
That's good.
It's good for people who are smiling.
It's good for people who are listening.
That's important.
I can't stand it anymore.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
There is a pattern that the other side doesn't open.
It opened.
Oh, it opened for me.
It opened. It opened. It opened.
It's sad.
It didn't open.
It's funny.
As it is, it's like it's in a shackle or something.
It's like it didn't open.
The other side is open.
Next, Inoue.
Inoue.
It was embarrassing.
I often get hurt when I'm in a shackle.
One day, I was walking in the house and I hit my toe on the corner of the door and broke my leg.
That was just before I went on a trip.
Before you went on a trip?
Yes.
I was a class teacher, so I had to sit in the back of the class when I went to school in Matsubazei in the morning.
There is such a rule.
That's right.
And I had to say something like "I'm going on a trip now. Let's have fun." because it was like a conductor's greeting.
I was in the back of the class, and I was walking slowly in front of everyone in Matsubazei.
Everyone said, "Let's have fun."
Can you do it?
That's right.
I was so embarrassed and I thought I would never do such a thing.
And the next year, I went club activities and ran around and fell out of the door and broke my leg.
I ended up in a wheelchair.
That was right before my school trip.
This time, I was the class president and I had to go say hello again.
And since it was during my school trip, we were lining up in front of the station gate.
This time, I was in a wheelchair, regretting it in front of everyone.
Let's all have fun together.
- That's a good story. - Yeah, it's a good story.
It's like you're saying, "Just make sure you don't get hurt."
- It's like you're saying it. - That's right.
And even now, my leg is broken.
- Actually... - It's the worst.
- It's because you're here. - It's the worst.
Why is your leg broken?
On May 2nd, AKB48 "SASHIHARA" and "SECOND SINGER" were released simultaneously.
The results of the "ORIGO SHAMPOO" Oricon Daily Chart were announced to the members.
1st place!
On the first day of release, Nohisaka46 sold 111,222 copies and competed with Sashihara.
Their debut single "Guruguru Karten" sold 85,000 copies and exceeded.
And in the following weekly single ranking, they surpassed Sashihara in sales of 150,000 copies and won first place for the first time.
As a newcomer to this year's debut, they achieved a record of "fastest" ranking.
Thanks to you all, we were able to win first place!
We will continue to do our best and expand our business, so we hope you will continue to support us in the future.
Thank you very much!
In addition, to commemorate the release of the second single, a mini-academy tour of 12 places around the country was held.
The day before, the venue was crowded with many fans and looked like it was about to close.
We will continue to do our best and expand our business, so we hope you will continue to support us in the future.
Thank you very much!
Tonight, please watch the music video for "Okami ni Kuchibuewo", the recording song of "Oide Shampoo", which won first place.
I'll sing you a gentle song
After this, it's obvious that Elka-sama has made a huge mistake.
What was the last thing that came up in her mind?
Next, Ikuta.
The other day... Ah, that's right. What was it again?
Sorry, I'll do it again.
It's fine, it's fine.
Was there anything that you were embarrassed about?
The other day, I was riding on the train and my mother was reading a magazine next to me.
You were going out with your mother?
Yes, that's right.
I don't usually read on the train, so it's unusual for me, isn't it?
Whether it's unusual or not, we don't know.
It's unusual for you.
Yes.
You don't read much?
I don't read much.
So, when I asked her, "What are you reading?" and she said, "Bashii," she was a completely different person.
Really?
She was a completely different person.
What do you mean?
I thought she was there.
She wasn't there?
While I wasn't aware of it, she was moving.
You thought she was your mother?
That's right.
Where did you hit her?
Ah, in the magazine.
In the magazine?
Did you try to hit her while she was reading?
No, I didn't try to hit her, but she said, "Bashii."
What happened after that?
I couldn't do anything about it, so I turned my back and walked away.
That's pretty bad.
It's amazing.
A girl who doesn't know anything about reading a magazine said, "What are you reading?"
That's crazy.
She fought Bashii.
It was really awkward.
So, that's it for today's episode.
It was fun.
Well, it was fun for everyone.
Even with a little more processing, you can use it right away.
That's right.
Lastly, for Wataru...
...she chose this episode as the best.
Ah, episode!
Everyone else was really good, but...
...if it was just me, I'd say "shiketenna".
This is...
It's been a while since we've heard "shiketenna".
It's not "shirakeru" or anything like that, it's "shikeru"!
It's not "shiketeru" or "shirakeru", it's "shiketeru"!
"shiketeruna" was also a masterpiece.
I see.
- Hatanaka-chan, please. - Yes, Hatanaka-san.
I want to give you some MVP.
Hatanaka has a high chance of creating something she doesn't know with her own hands.
That's amazing.
But I get told that a lot.
- You do? - What do you get told?
My fans say that I might create something one day.
You get told that?
That's why I say "look forward to it".
I see, you say it.
You say it to your fans.
- That's nice. - Shiketan.
Shiketan!
That was good.
- Shiketan. - That was "look forward to it".
- You said "look forward to it". - You're amazing!
- Let's all "look forward to it". - Let's all "look forward to it".
- Let's "look forward to it". - That's nice.
After this, Nogizaka46's "treasure video" will be released!
It's a class of funny videos that can be posted.
Next week, an emergency occurs!
I don't want to be in the recording.
Himura boycotts the recording!
Why are you laughing? It's not funny.
Will he be able to fix Himura's bad mood?
Also, Nogizaka46's "birthday party" will be held!
A super rare knee video will be released!
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She laughed!
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This is creepy.
What is this illustration that Nishino drew in his childhood?