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Shocking! The members are in a strange state of mind!
Nishino is in shock!
There are many reasons for their shock!
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The show has begun. I'm your host, Bananaman.
Nice to meet you!
And finally, the 46 of you!
46! 46!
Weaven and Hamitan are 46!
And finally, this is Anjash's proper red hair.
Nice to meet you!
How long has the duo been apart?
We're still doing it.
You're still doing it!
We're still doing it, but when we work together, our personalities stand out.
Today's show...
Yes!
Himura-san!
Please smile as you announce it!
Next is...
An episode you can use!
"Nobita's episode check"!
Episode talk is on TV and... anything.
Magazines, radio... everything.
If you can't do it, you're out.
That's right!
You're asked to do it in any situation.
So we're going to learn how to do episode talk this time.
That's right.
It was when you were cooking, wasn't it?
Yes, yes.
So when I came back from cooking, I was able to do one special episode talk.
Oh, I see.
With Ikuta-chan.
Ikuta-chan.
I talk about her a lot in "Yosou".
She suddenly puts an egg in a hot plate...
That kind of thing.
That kind of thing, right?
Ikuta's special egg roll.
Here is the shocking video.
What is it? What is it?
What is it? I don't know.
What should I do? Wait a minute.
It's "dashi", isn't it?
I don't know! What should I do?
I don't know!
No matter where you talk about it, it's a hit.
It's amazing!
Finally, such a monster has appeared.
You remembered me, but I'm surprised.
No, no, I really remember you.
I won't forget you.
When you said "dashi", you put two dried fish.
I said "dashi dashi".
So, in the end, I'm glad it's this episode.
No matter where you put it, it's a hit.
Then you can choose it at the end.
I got it.
Hime-san, you've been doing something interesting lately.
Let's not do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it carefully.
Let's not do it.
So, first of all, the first theme.
The theme is this.
Is this really me?
This happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Then, let's go.
Is this really me?
First of all, Matsumura.
Actually, I can't sleep unless I sit up when I sleep.
What?
How do you sleep?
You've already eaten up when you sleep.
Can I actually do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's say this is a bed.
It's small.
You hold it like this and put the blanket on your back like this and like this and like this.
You're lying, aren't you?
You're lying!
You sleep like this!
This is amazing. It's like a mature sleep.
What is this?
Even when you wake up, you pose like that?
Even when I wake up, I pose like this.
You're lying! You don't sleep like that all night!
Yes, I do.
You're lying! You're lying!
Your legs are numb.
I don't like it.
Do you really sleep like that all night?
I sleep like this all night.
But when I wake up in the morning, I pose like this.
My legs are numb.
That's not good!
Really!
I don't like it.
My legs are numb and I wake up like I'm falling off my bed.
You shouldn't do that!
I really can't do it. I have to sit up straight.
That's amazing. I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it.
Even when I'm on the bus, I don't like putting my legs down.
So I sleep like this.
When I was sitting next to you, you were sleeping like this.
I can't do it.
My back hurts just by listening to you.
I can't sleep like this.
I can't do it.
That's amazing.
How was it?
We had you talk about this episode.
I'm sure you'll say some harsh things.
If you like it, you can praise me.
First of all, you have a great sense of humor.
You can only sleep like that.
It's the best!
I think it's a bit of a reality show.
I think you're lying.
If you wake up in the morning and you're sleeping like that, it's still a reality show.
You started like this.
I don't know if it's true.
You've never slept like that, have you?
Since when have you been sleeping like that?
I've been sleeping like that for a long time.
But when I started this job and looked down when I slept, my face would swell up and it was dangerous.
When I first started this job, I was going to sleep like this.
But I couldn't get up and ended up sleeping like this.
Wow!
Like a cat.
Amazing.
If we go there again, it'll be like a verification location.
It will be.
With a CCD on, will you really be able to go out like that?
I think I'll get a job like that.
It's interesting.
It's interesting and I want to see it.
Next is Nakada.
Um... I shampoo and rinse my eyelashes.
What?!
That's not allowed!
Shampooing and rinsing eyelashes isn't something you do, is it?
I don't do it.
You don't do it, do you?
I don't.
Why? Since when?
My eyelashes are really short and I'm really worried about that.
Short?
They're short.
Do your eyelashes get really messy?
Oh, really? They're short?
They're your own, right?
They're long, they're long.
You don't wear false eyelashes or anything like that?
I'm wearing a lot of mascara now.
Oh, I see.
I do my makeup every day with this.
I feel like my eyelashes are really damaged.
After cleansing, I shampoo and rinse my eyelashes like this.
With your fingers?
Oh, you use your fingers.
I use my fingers like this.
What?!
You shampoo and rinse your eyelashes, right?
I don't do it that much.
I open my eyes like this.
What?!
I don't do it.
You do it, you do it!
Sometimes I do my treatment and leave my eyelashes like this.
What?!
Like this.
You don't wash it off, you just do it like this.
Yeah, like that!
Like, "Whoa!"
If you make that face...
Oh no!
If you make that face...
Oh no!
I'll leave it like this, then.
I think you should probably stop.
It might come off.
On the contrary.
Yeah, it's a bit...
Isn't there anyone else who does eyelashes, shampoo, and conditioner?
No one, right?
No one.
You should do it.
Eh?!
No!
If you do it like this and your eyes are usually red, it's a very interesting episode.
And your eyes are red!
What?!
Actually, I shampoo and conditioner with my eyelashes and go, "Ah, that's it!"
No, that's not it.
An idol with red eyes is no good, right?
An idol with red eyes is no good?
No, it's not.
It's difficult.
It's not easy.
At the time, it was a pretty high-score episode.
Today's episode is the first episode where everyone does it once or twice.
It's the first episode.
It's amazing.
I think it's pretty amazing.
It's amazing.
It can be used.
There aren't many people who sleep with lasers and do eyelashes and shampoo, right?
Let's continue with Nishi's episode.
Is it okay to do it next?
It was a pretty amazing episode.
No, this happens too.
It's common.
Even though you're talking about an episode on a show, you might get really excited about it in front of you.
Nishi's episode is weak.
This is why you fight.
What we're doing today is a basic variety show.
Nishi, what do you think?
Yes.
It's weak.
It's scary, right?
It's scary.
Let's continue.
This is what I thought.
Nishi, do you have anything to say?
It's really weak.
It's weak?
It's weak, but it's okay.
It's weak.
It's weak, but it's okay.
What is it?
Um...
Fat...
Fat pigeon...
What?
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
Nishino will laugh if you put her under pressure.
For now, tell me the title of the episode talk.
Tell me.
I love watching fat pigeons.
Put her under pressure.
It's funny.
Nishino, it's funny.
What is it?
You two are cute.
What are you saying while crying?
What do you mean?
I like birds.
What?
I like birds.
I like birds a lot.
And the pigeons in the station where I live are very fat.
They are fatter than normal pigeons.
They are very fat.
Anyone who sees them will say that this pigeon is fat.
I like seeing them and I want to see them up close and touch them.
You are cute.
We will watch it again in the episode.
This time.
It's funny.
You are talking while crying.
If you tell me, I will say that you are a fat pigeon.
I am not weak at all.
You like birds.
I like birds a lot.
My favorite bird right now is the pigeon.
Pigeon.
I am collecting images of that pigeon.
You are cute.
What do you like the most right now?
I like it the most right now.
I have never seen it before, so I really want to see it.
You are collecting images of it.
I see.
You like it the most because it's not a fat pigeon.
It's a pigeon.
It's funny.
This episode and food are used completely.
That's right.
I always cry while listening to it.
It's difficult.
I want you not to say it at the last moment.
I see.
It's like you are strict.
Who is strict?
I don't know.
If you say it at the last moment, it will be a lot of commercials.
You will cry and say it like this.
You will say it like this.
That's right.
It's amazing to say it at the end of a commercial.
People who say it at the end of a commercial are people who can say it at the end of a commercial.
That's right.
It's amazing to say it at the end of a commercial.
It's amazing.
Why is it better to be fat?
Rather than being thin, it's better to be fat.
Is there a bird you don't like?
Ducks.
That's cute.
It's not cute.
Why?
It doesn't have wings, does it?
Well, it's going to grow up.
But it's like meat.
Pigeon NG. We can't do a co-star.
But it's fine now, isn't it? She's fat.
I love it. I love it. But I hate pigeons.
That's right. That's a good one.
Interesting.
Let's move on to the next theme.
The next theme is this.
Talking about weird people around me.
Let's do it.
Talking about weird people around me.
There are weird people around you.
Well, sometimes it's not just members.
Like family.
Well, there's a girl named Erika Ikta.
Ikta.
She went back to her hometown, Minami.
She went back with Erika Ikta.
It was a train that went to a different direction.
A train that went to Minami came.
And Erika-sama said, "Wait a minute."
She didn't come to me, but she said, "Wait a minute."
When Erika-sama's train came, she got on it and went home.
Minami was left alone.
That's terrible.
That's cold.
Everyone calls her "Erika-sama."
Because it came out of nowhere.
She went back to her hometown.
They call her "Erika-sama."
They call me "Ikka-chan."
Only seven people call me "sama."
So from that behavior...
Erika-sama.
It's like Erika-sama.
Because I was lonely...
I know what you mean.
I know you want me to stay until you go home.
But if you think about it the other way around,
you'll say, "Why?"
I don't remember the details.
I see.
Erika-sama.
Erika-sama is famous for that.
Erika-sama is enough.
Is that so?
You can say, "See you again, Erika-sama."
That's right.
Everyone says, "See you again, Erika-sama."
That's a good character.
See you again, Erika-sama.
Next, Sakura.
The people around you.
See you again, Erika-sama.
That's a good line.
Erika-sama,
what is your problem?
Erika-sama!
Why are you laughing?
It seems like Erika-sama has a complex.
My head is long.
Your head is not long at all.
But it seems like you're really concerned about it.
Your head...
Is it from here to up there?
It's not long at all.
It's not like that.
Compared to my friends,
my head is the same height from here to up there.
But my head is taller from here to up there.
It's not long at all.
Especially since you have a small face.
It's small.
It's not long at all.
Everyone is small,
so it stands out from here to up there.
If you think you have a long head,
you're like Chihonman.
You have a long face.
You have a long head.
You say it's not long, right?
Then...
I say "Come here for a second" and he calls me in front of the mirror.
I wonder what it is and he says "Look! Look!" and he compares it with me.
"Look! It's this long! It's different!" It's not different at all.
I always think "Why is he so concerned about this face?"
If you say it, I want you to say it's long.
That's right. If you say it's not long, you say it's not long.
I want to confirm it.
But if you say it's long, I'll say "What?"
But...
- Erika-sama! - Erika-sama!
I want to consult with you.
Then it's no good. No matter what you say...
Everyone will probably be careful and say "No, it's not long."
It's not normally long.
They'll say "It's not long."
But even if you say that, you'll ask everyone again and again, right?
Come to the mirror and say "Look, look."
- "Isn't it long?" - "Isn't it long?"
"Oh, it's long," you say.
- There's no correct answer for either of them. - That's right.
- It's not long! - No, it's not.
No, but if you compare it with everyone else, it's longer.
- Stop it! - It's not!
- It's not!
- Then what should we do? - To improve it...
- Do a surgery. - A surgery.
Scrape off about this much of the skull bone and put it back together.
- Even if it's not long, you do it. - It's not long!
- It's impossible not to do it. - It would have been better if it was a little rounder.
- Rounder? - Well, of course, each person has their own complex, but...
Basically, there aren't many cute girls like that.
- Right? - Well, they're all members here, but...
You're kind of smiling.
- That was fun! - Erika is laughing a little.
- Was it fun? - "Oh, you're right," she says.
"Oh, that's right," she says.
- It looked long, so... - It's okay.
- It's nothing. - A cute face and a long face...
- Oh, then you can call me "cute", right? - Cute!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
It's cute! It's fine!
Next, Aito Yurina.
The weird person around me is...
Shiraishi Mai-chan.
Oh, amazing!
Today's story is...
I was eating bread for lunch.
I was eating bread and she said "give it to me" so I gave it to her.
I was eating it and...
My mouth has been loose lately.
Shiraishi's mouth has been loose.
That's right. My mouth has been loose.
Then...
I didn't do anything so I just picked it up and threw it away.
Then she said "look, take a picture of it".
I said "take a picture of it" because it fell down.
Don't you understand what I'm saying?
I actually have that picture now.
You're lying!
Oh, you remember.
The brown one.
That's right!
Today I was eating bread.
I had that picture a couple of times.
It was all in my camera.
Then I spilled it.
This is a meat bun.
I spilled it a lot because my mouth was loose.
I spill it a lot too.
Himura-san, when you eat salmon, you eat it right away.
I don't know why, but when I look at you, you usually eat rice with it.
You're a fan.
But you go to France for work and you only eat bread, but you eat rice with it.
If it's Japan, we'll bring it in.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That happens sometimes.
A picture you spilled.
I want to be taken.
As a commemoration.
As a commemoration?
As a commemoration of spilling meat buns?
Isn't it funny?
Mai wants to be taken.
Take it. You spilled it, so take it.
I don't have a camera. I have makeup on.
Take it!
She says it again and again.
She makes me take it.
It's annoying.
Annoying?
I said it's annoying, so I won't ask Yuri for it.
They're fighting.
Why?
Take it.
No, it's fine.
Yuri Saito is the strangest one here, right?
That's right.
She touches the members' butts and bites them.
Is she a prankster?
No.
You like butts.
You love butts.
I love butts.
Do you still touch them?
I bite them more these days.
How do you bite them?
With my thighs.
Thighs?
You bite butts?
Not just butts?
Not just butts, but I can't stop biting them.
You want to bite them?
You want to bite them.
Who have you bitten recently?
Maiyan.
She turns red.
Does she bite you that much?
She bites me lightly.
She's the one who bit you.
I see.
She's the one who bit me.
Yes.
I thought I was the one who bit you.
You're right.
The couple song music video for "Oite Shampoo" will be released!
And we have breaking news from Nogizaka 46!
Please watch the couple song music video for "Oite Shampoo".
"Oite Shampoo" is a Japanese song about a couple who love each other and want to be together for the rest of their lives.
When I say it, it's hot from my eyes.
Memories like water balloons
have shadows with light.
I don't know how adults feel
at 16 years old.
Looking down at the railroad tracks on the hill,
that city is too far away.
I should have held you in my arms
and told you not to go.
It's irresponsible of me.
I don't like you, who is too kind.
The love like a water ball
is the first emotion I met.
I was satisfied with something, but something wasn't enough for me.
I was sixteen years old.
Serious Announcement!
I am a tourist ambassador of Oita City, Nogizaka City.
Actually, when I visited Mayor of Oita City for PR activities, I made a request.
I am a tourist ambassador of Oita City, Nogizaka City.
Could you leave it to me?
She accepted this unreasonable request.
From now on, as a tourist ambassador of Oita City, she will make Oita City more exciting.
In addition, last week in Osaka,
an individual and national handshake event was held.
7,000 people visited in a row and it was very busy.
Even after the release of the new song, this momentum will not stop!
After this, a miracle quote was born!
Next week, the episode talk will escalate!
"What are you reading?" "Bashiru!"
I said, and it was a completely different person.
Is that so?
When the question comes up, "watabe" gets angry!
Bashiru!
Why am I being laughed at?
Bashiru!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bashiru!
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