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Tonight's "Nogizaka Kite Doko" is the first prank in Shikaken 2!
Using complete secrecy, the members' dangerous secrets will be revealed?
And the prank mission will be carried out on the bad guests!
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Normally we introduce our guests, but we don't have any today.
There's no one here.
We'll find out later.
Anyway, Nimura-san.
Yes!
I was surprised by today's program.
I felt it.
Nogeta! Forty! Six! First! Prank!
You've been pranked countless times, haven't you?
In 2006, I've been pranked 24 times a year.
I've been pranked countless times.
You've been pranked at your own pace.
Yes, I have.
You've been pranked countless times.
Yes, I have.
Pranking is quite difficult.
If you don't know how to do it, you can do it.
But if you make a mistake, it's over.
You have to do it in a normal situation.
That's right.
So we're going to do it today.
Sounds good!
Let's do it!
Sounds fun!
This time, the prank members will try is...
Mustard-filled cream puffs!
Well, well, well...
Put normal cream puffs in mustard-filled ones and make the target eat them!
Avoid the opponent's attention and quickly switch them.
The point is how naturally you make the target eat them.
The first target is...
Erika Ikuta!
Four people are called for a mini-show recording.
But most of them are only four people.
It's been a while.
Good morning!
I brought you a lot of cream puffs.
What?
I brought you a lot of them.
I brought you a lot of these.
You don't need them, do you?
You need them, right?
But...
This cream puff is a normal delicious cream puff.
This time's mission is to swap the cream puff with the mustard cream puff hidden behind Yuri Saito's chair and make her eat it.
You don't need them, do you?
Thank you for the food!
Ikuta suddenly tries to eat a normal cream puff!
What is the reason for this situation?
Thank you for the food!
You can't eat it! You've already eaten two!
You can't eat it!
It's none of your business!
It's none of our business!
No way!
This is bad!
She can't swap it!
Can I eat it?
- Can you eat it? - Can someone swap it?
I want the girl down there to take it.
Right!
So, the girl down there only has two.
Iwase wins!
Here, Saito Yuri reaches for the crow's nest in her feet and...
Oh my! Miyazawa and Iwase move at the same time and completely block Ikuta's vision!
Saito Yuri is defeated by an excellent team play!
Iwase won.
Iwase, you know...
What is it?
What do you want me to do for you?
Do you want me to feed you a lot of food?
Hey! Don't act like an adult!
Delicious! Delicious!
We managed to get some of the mustard!
The three of them forcefully handed over the mustard to Ikuta.
All that's left is for him to eat this.
Huh? You're not going to eat it?
Go ahead and eat it.
Ikuta ate it, so you eat it.
So you're going to exchange it for anything?
I'm hungry.
You're greedy.
You're greedy, so you're going to eat it.
Eat it!
She was telling him not to eat it, but now she's telling him to eat it.
You can eat it.
But you can eat it together, right?
It's like we're in a weird atmosphere.
You can eat it.
That went in!
You can eat it in half.
[Aiko's team wins!]
What's wrong?
You're cute!
What's wrong, Aiko?
Aiko!
[Aiko's team wins!]
You're terrible!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Aiko!
One, two...
[Aiko's team wins!]
What is this?!
So, it's a prank where you make her eat mustard- filled cream puffs.
I see!
How many points?
You think it's funny, don't you?
I thought it was funny in the middle of it.
You struggled the most here, didn't you?
I know.
If you say it like this, Iwase will stop you like this!
I was trying to do something!
There's more.
Actually, we're still filming.
Oh, really?
Some people don't even know they've been pranked.
What do you mean?
The prank is in progress.
So you've already done something, but you still don't know what it is?
We haven't done a big success or anything like that.
In a room just for the two of them, Shikakenin was invited to a meal by a banana man Himura for a lie consultation.
What kind of response will the target show when she receives a sudden consultation?
The first target is Takayama.
Shikakenin is in the middle of it.
In a room just for the two of them, the prank starts!
The other day...
Yeah?
I don't know if I should say this or not, but...
Go ahead.
When I was doing my hair and makeup...
Yeah?
It's been a while since I've been alone.
Yeah, yeah.
So I went home and did my hair and makeup.
Yeah, yeah.
And then...
I was like...
I don't know if I should say this or not, but...
Yeah?
I saw you on the way home.
Yeah, yeah.
And you told me you were going out for a meal.
Yeah, yeah.
And...
And you were doing your makeup.
Yeah, yeah.
So I was like...
I don't know if I should say this or not, but...
Yeah, yeah.
But it's not like that at all.
It's not like that at all.
But if I were to go, I'd say it.
I want to go.
I want to talk to her.
I don't want to go far away.
I want to talk to her.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
The next target is Shirai.
The character is Sakurai.
There's a possibility that she's saying something terrible.
I can't do it anymore!
I only say it every day, so I don't want anyone else to say it, but...
The other day, after school,
Himura and I bumped into each other on the way home.
At that time...
Himura said, "Let's go eat together next time."
I was like, "Isn't that terrible?"
Himura is terrible.
I'm scared!
Himura and I bumped into each other on the way home.
Himura said, "Let's go eat together next time."
The last target is Matsumura. The trigger person is Hashimoto.
I went to the bathroom and met Himura-san.
Then we decided to go eat together.
But what's wrong with that?
It's not allowed, is it?
No, it's not allowed.
But you're a supporter, so you don't have to be so mean.
I was pretty mean.
No, it's not allowed.
But if Himura-san and I were there,
would we be seen as men?
No, we wouldn't be seen as men.
We wouldn't be seen as men.
What if we were seen as either of those two?
This prank is for people who have been tricked,
but also for people who have been hurt.
Not everyone knows about it now.
This is a double-edged sword.
For the first trick,
the person who was tricked said, "He's inviting me."
But is it that bad to eat with Himura?
Isn't it bad?
I just said, "Won't you eat with me?"
I was afraid of being tricked.
When I said, "Won't you eat with me?", she said, "What kind of food did you eat?"
Did you eat nasty food?
Why did you say that?
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
Why did you say that?
The fact that it's just the two of us...
I really, really love you.
Wait a minute.
Don't really say that.
No, I really, really love you.
That's fine.
Actually, there's one more prank today.
There is.
Today, we're going to be pranksters.
There weren't any guests, right?
There weren't.
Actually, we're going to have the guests prank us.
That's what we're going to do.
Who are the guests pranking today?
Are the guests ordinary people today?
Ah, that's not it.
It's Kojima-san, right?
Kojima is being called for a fake recording that doesn't actually happen.
Right now, they're having a meeting for a fake recording at a cafe.
In this meeting place...
The members with hidden earphones have arrived.
Without being noticed by Kojima, they will carry out the prank order from the banana man.
The first one to try is Takayama Kazumi.
During the meeting, the director removes his seat.
There, by chance, Takayama appears and greets Kojima.
Please sit down for a moment.
I have something I'd like to ask you.
It's the third train, isn't it?
Oh, it's the third train today, isn't it?
No, no, it's not the first one.
Is it the second train? Is it the second train?
The second train... Oh, is it the second train?
It's the third train.
Wasn't it just now?
I have something I'd like to ask you.
A gag...
Um...
Please give me a gag.
A gag?
Do you have a gag?
I don't have one.
What's your full name?
Oh, it's Takayama Kazumi.
Takayama Kazumi...
A gag in front of you...
Oh, a gag in front of me...
Oh, thank you very much.
Please make a little noise.
Takayama...
Please make a little noise.
You don't have to do it in so many places.
I wasn't sleeping.
I was so busy.
Is it okay if I say it?
Kazumi...
Thank you very much.
Please say "thank you for today" and come back.
Thank you very much. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. But I'll see you later.
Please say "It's Japan", somewhere.
It's Japan!
It's Shambo.
Takayo Matano, who is too natural.
Until now, Kojima has never lied about singing.
The second single released on May 2nd.
The dance version PV of "Oite Shampoo" has been completed!
Please watch it carefully!
My shirt sparkles, the pool I bathe in, you clean it up with a brush.
I shave the tip of my hose and show a rainbow in the mist.
I was kidding.
I want to feel you the closest to me.
Come on, shampoo!
When I turn around, my hair shakes in slow motion.
Come on, shampoo!
You wipe your sweat off your forehead and look at me and say, "It's not over yet," and smile.
Come on, I'm curious about it for the first time.
I wonder if it's love.
Come on, shampoo!
When I close my eyes,
Come on, I'm curious about it for the first time.
Do you remember?
Come on, shampoo
When you turn around
With slow motion
Your hair is shaking
Come on, shampoo
Your notice is sweet and painful
After Takayama returned, Kojima resumed the meeting.
The next person to go to Kojima is Ikuta.
Nice to meet you.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Ikuta Erika of Nagizaka 56. Nice to meet you.
When Ikuta said hello, the staff removed their seats and went alone.
I'm a fan of yours.
I'm a big fan of yours.
As a fan of yours, I like your jokes a lot.
I like your jokes a little bit.
I like your jokes.
Don't you say "Cola!" a lot recently?
Don't you say "Oi!" a lot recently?
I only say "Cola!" a lot.
When do you say "Cola!" a lot?
What should I say when you say "Cola!" a lot?
When you say "Watabe-san", I'm a big fan of you.
"Watabe-san".
Until Kojima...
What should I say when you say "Cola!" a lot?
Your face is weird.
I'm happy.
Your face is weird.
I'm happy.
The prank trial escalates.
Where does Kojima notice it?
I've about entered school and passed the examination.
Haru is a high school student.
She passes the exam and enters school.
I've been passed it.
I'm a big fan of you.
Please, congratulate me for entering school.
Congratulations for entering school.
Anything is fine with me.
Anything you want for money is fine with me.
Do you have any money?
I don't get money from my parents.
But you don't get money from your grandmother, do you?
No, I don't get money from my relatives.
But I'd like you to give me some money.
You look weird.
I don't look weird.
You look weird.
I'm scared.
I'm so happy.
Then I'd like you to give me that dress.
What kind of dress is it?
Then I'd like you to give me that dress.
No, this is...
The one on the Japanese line.
I've only heard about it.
Please give me the one on the Japanese line.
It's a triple line.
What?
Oh, you're right.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
No, I'm sorry.
No, you look...
Weird!
No, I'm just angry.
You're not angry.
I'm sorry.
She was having a meeting.
Isn't she amazing?
She was having a meeting, wasn't she?
Yes, she was.
She looked like she was pressuring someone.
Yes, I looked like I was pressuring someone.
She seemed to be recording someone's voice.
Yes, I did.
It's like a song recording now, like a unit or something like that.
- We're recording that song now. - Is that so?
- You've been doing it since morning, haven't you? - That's right.
- We've been doing it since 3 in the morning. - We've been doing it since 3 in the morning.
- What? - That's right.
- It's been a long time. - Have you been to the studio to see it?
- Isn't it a song recording? - Have you been to the studio to see it?
- I... - Or rather, do you like all of the members?
"Kokudeikuta" takes "Going Nikkojima" to the studio.
"Going Nikkojima" takes "Going Nikkojima" to the studio.
One, two...
You look weird!
Hey!
"Kokudeikuta" tells "Going Nikkojima" about "Going Nikkojima".
Are you serious?
Today's guest was "Going Nikkojima".
Thank you!
Now, Takayama, please!
Kazumida!
What's that?
See you next week!
Thank you!
Is it really over?
I didn't drink it!
Thank you!
Why are you going back and forth like that?
Hey, what's this?
This is no good!
A serious battle between "Nogizaka46" and "Sashihara"!
2nd May 2012, Judgment Day...
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Meanwhile, Nogizaka46 held a fan event with enthusiastic supporters in Nagoya.
They performed to a cheering audience of 2,000 people!
Receiving a passionate welcome, they secured their constituency in the Nagoya and Tokai districts.
Both sides continue their fierce competition. Sixteen days until judgement day. Which will you choose?
Next week, we'll check their modeling skills!
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Next week, we'll check Nogizaka46's modeling skills!
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Will their efforts pay off?
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