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Tonight's "Nogizaka Kitte Doko" is their first attempt at a full-fledged contest!
Unexpected members show off their talents?
The winner of the grand prize will be announced!
You're deceiving me!
Contest sense number one is in whose hands?!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Now, "Norizaka" show has begun.
Welcome to "Norizaka" show.
Now, as "Norizaka" members...
Thank you for coming!
Now, let me introduce today's guest.
It's Tsukacchan!
Thank you for having me!
Shitara-san! Shitara-san!
Shitara-san!
Don't go!
I'm here!
Huh?
I'm lost...
My face and legs are lost...
Ah, I won't say it!
Ah, I won't say it! Ah, I won't say it!
Why do you say "Ah, I won't say it!"
It's the first time I've heard her say it like that.
Yeah!
That was fast!
It's been a while since we've done this.
That was fast!
Today's topic is...
Say it like you're naked.
Who... has...
...this kind of sense?
N... Nogida...
Nogida is good at doing skits.
Yeah!
That's true.
Well, there's been a long time...
...since idols have done skits...
...on various programs.
Yeah, like "Cut" and "Modern Broadcast".
A.K.A.V. has done skits a lot.
A.K.A.V. has done it as well.
So, this time...
Drunk Dragon will show us a part of the story as a model.
After that, the members will challenge...
...either one of the following roles.
Who has this kind of skit sense?
Let's check their faces!
First of all, we'll show you...
...the Japanese version of "Drunk Dragon".
Yes, please!
Drunk Dragon
Please note that you are not allowed to smoke outside of the train.
You finally said something sensible.
Also, don't give up on your dream.
What are you saying? Don't you want me to say it?
Oh, the door is closing.
Has it always been open?!
Thank you very much.
Um, it would be better if you could show a little more of the feeling of the Shinkansen staff and people working in the company.
Who are you?!
You're annoying me!
Don't think like that!
First of all, the temporary captain, Sakurai will give it a try.
Everyone, thank you very much for using the Shinkansen today.
Thank you very, very much.
Aren't you thanking me too much?
The station we will be stopping at is...
Shinagawa... Shinyokohama...
Um... Shinagawa... Shinyokohama...
We will be stopping at other luxurious stations.
You're deceiving me!
Well then, please enjoy your comfortable flight in the sky.
But this isn't a plane.
Oh, the door is closing.
Has it always been open?!
How was it?
It's difficult.
I couldn't think of anything.
You couldn't think of anything? Was it embarrassing?
It wasn't embarrassing, but...
I couldn't think of anything that caught my attention.
How was it? Try it.
No, because my emotions were in it, it felt better than Suzuki's.
Suzuki's voice!
I did Suzuki's voice.
Hey, don't surpass me!
Sakurai's emotions were well expressed.
She did pretty well.
Next up is Makumura from Kansai who will do the challenge.
Was Tsukacchan and Hase like that?
Tsukacchan's face is disgusting.
Are you saying something?
No, Tsukacchan's face is disgusting.
Oh, I see. Hey!
Everyone, thank you very much for using Shinkansen today.
Thank you very, very much.
Hey, you're too grateful.
This train is Nozomi 360, going to Tokyo for the first time, going to Shin-Osaka.
Osaka...wait, is it Tameguchi?
The train that stops halfway is Shinagawa, Shin- Yokohama...
and other luxurious trains.
Don't you remember?
She's good.
The car in front of you, please stop.
Eh? There's a car in front of me?
Watch out!
How was it? Try it.
Eh? As expected, there's still a bit of shame left in me.
No, for me, it's like in the chorus part...
Yes, in the chorus part.
I put in a bit of "hmm" and stuff like that.
Ah, I see, I see.
This is something Suzuki can't do.
I can't do what's in between?
That's right.
As expected, it was a bit of Kansai.
It was a bit good.
It was good, wasn't it?
There was a "get on it" right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's amazing.
No, thank you very much.
Eh, I'm a little happy, really.
Eh?
Matsumura showed his "get on it" skills.
As expected of someone from Kansai.
Suzuki is a unique Kansai owner. Takayama's challenge!
Everyone, thank you very much for using the Shinkansen today.
Thank you very, very much!
You're too kind!
This train goes to Nozomi 365, Tokyo-hatsu, Shin- Osaka.
What? Tamiguchi?
The train that stops halfway is Shinagawa-Shin- Yokohama.
Well... Shinagawa-Shin-Yokohama...
The train stops at that other luxury station.
Please don't deceive me!
Please give me back my wife!
Please do your best!
How was it?
Um...
It's difficult to say it naturally...
But... Um...
I was nervous!
As you said, it's difficult to say it naturally...
I was nervous!
I'm not good at talking...
But at the end of "Please give me back my wife", you said "Do your best! Do your best!"
I wonder if you're more of a funny person...
Maybe you're right!
That's right! The members often say that about me.
Apparently, she seems like a funny person.
Today, I'd like you to bring me some contests.
Thank you very much!
Here it is. Tsukaji-ryu Hachome-sha Kenpo.
Go ahead.
Excuse me!
What the hell is this, Momaki-ji and "Excuse me"?!
Why are you fighting?
What do you want?
I paid your electricity bill last month.
No, I'm not an electricity shop.
I usually pay my electricity bill every month.
It's not like that. I'm here to learn Kenpo.
Oh, Kenpo.
All right, I'll let you in.
Really?!
Have I ever lied to you before?
Well...
It's our first meeting today, so I don't know much about you.
All right, Tsukaji-ryu Hachome-sha Kenpo.
Let's start with the first person.
First person, "Yes, yes!"
Yes, yes!
Second person, "Yes, yes!"
Yes, yes!
Third person, "Yes, yes!"
Yes, yes!
Fourth person, "Wait a minute..."
Wait a minute...
Fifth person, "Hey, hey!"
Hey, hey!
All right, let's continue from the first person.
First person, "Yes, yes!"
Second person, "Hey, hey!"
Third person, "Yes, yes!"
Fourth person, "Wait a minute..."
Wait a minute...
Fifth person, "Hey, hey!"
Hey, hey!
Fourth person, "Wait a minute..."
Wait a minute...
Next person!
Huh?!
Next person!
Next person! Next person! Next person!
Hard! Huh?!
Hard!
Yeah!
Hard! Yeah, hard!
Hard!
Stop it!
Don't do stupid martial arts!
You're kidding me!
Oh, no...
It's a bit of a blunt story, so it's difficult to say.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Is there a point to this?
It's like you're putting yourself in someone else's shoes and doing weird things, but at the same time you're a little scary and you can't say things out loud.
I see!
I think you'll be embarrassed.
Yeah, if you're embarrassed, it won't be fun for the viewers.
Yeah, that's right.
First, one of the seven lucky people, Shiraishi, will try it!
What do you want? I paid your electricity bill last month.
No, no, I'm not an electrician. In the first place, you pay your electricity bill every month, don't you?
No, I'm not. Today, I'm going to pay you.
Then, Tsukaji-ryu Hachamechi Kenpo, let's start with the first person! First person, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Second person, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Third person, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Fourth person, wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
Fifth person, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Sixth person, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Okay, let's continue from the first person! First person!
Yes, yes!
Second person!
Yes, yes!
Third person!
Yes, yes!
Fourth person!
Wait a minute...
Fourth person!
Fifth person! Fifth person!
Fifth person...
Yes, yes!
Fourth person!
Wait a minute...
Your shoulders!
S-shoulders?
Yes, shoulders!
Shoulders! Shoulders! Shoulders! Shoulders! Shoulders!
Stop!
Stop playing around with me!
How was it?
It was fun!
Ah, it was fun!
Fun...
How do I say it?
It was like a weird grown-up being taught.
Like "That's not good!"
It felt a little like...
I'm glad you didn't say "ohhh" like that.
Did you lose to Tsukasa's power?
That's right. I don't know what to do.
Say something harsh.
Harsh?
If you were to do what I'm doing...
You know what's coming, right?
The clock.
You said something very proper.
That's right.
I know what's coming, but I don't want you to know it.
I don't know what you're going to say.
That's what I'm going to do.
You're serious.
That's funny.
Let's be careful not to go against the schedule.
Next, Saito Yuuri's strange challenge.
Oh, there you are, Tsukajiri Hachomecha Kenpo.
What do you want? I paid your electricity bill last month.
No, it's not the bill. Do I look like an electrician?
No, you don't! I'm not Hachomecha Kenpo!
Oh, Kenpo!
Yes!
All right, I'll allow you to join us.
Really? I'm so happy!
Have I ever lied to you before?
No, you haven't.
She said she hasn't.
She hasn't.
Hachomecha Kenpo!
First of all...
Yes, yes!
Second of all...
Yes, yes!
Third of all...
Yes, yes!
Fourth of all...
Wait a minute...
First of all...
Yes, yes!
Second of all...
Well...
Teacher!
Third of all...
Yes, yes!
Fourth of all...
Well...
Wait a minute...
Fourth of all...
Stop it!
What?
Don't play with me!
I'm not playing with you!
She stopped it.
How was it? Try it.
"Wait a minute" was bad.
"Wait a minute" was a little erotic, wasn't it?
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Don't play with me!
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Don't do that!
Did Erika's Kenpo sense work?
Next time...
Yes?
We'll do the role Tsukacchan played.
Yes.
We'll do it with Tsuzuki.
Yes.
You!
Yes!
The show is about to start, but since it's a live broadcast, you don't have to be nervous.
Yes, I'm fine.
Just relax and do it as you rehearsed.
Understood! Thank you!
Oh, is it already starting?
Hello everyone! I am now visiting the Japanese Games Research Institute in Yamada Junior High School in Saitama Prefecture.
Now, I would like to interview the director, Tsukaji-kun.
Tsukaji-kun, what is the Japanese Games Research Institute?
Yes, we, the Japanese Games Research Institute,
nowadays, there are a lot of indoor amusements like TV games, karaoke, and movies.
We have learned from the past and are now actively playing outdoors.
We call it "furuki oshiri atara kishi".
"Furuki oshiri arata kishi".
"Furuki oshiri"...
That's what it is.
Well...
I don't know if it was the mic's quality that was bad, but...
"Furuki oshiri atara kishi" - what does it mean?
Yes, we, the Japanese Games Research Institute,
nowadays, while we have a lot of indoor amusement such as TV games, fireworks and movies,
we learn from the people of the past and are active in order to play outside.
We learn about "furuki oshiri" and "atarashi kishi" from "kotoaza"
I'm glad you said that. See you next week!
See you next week! - Thank you very much!
This is Tsukacchan's show, so it's easy for her to say things like "kao" and "ma"
And she has a lot of lines! - That's right!
Do you have any points for this show?
It's like she doesn't have kanji with her.
It's like she's deciding what she's going to say.
It happens a lot in school programs.
It's like she's making too much nihao and it's weird.
I see. - I hope you can bring out that feeling.
The last challenger is 15-year-old Taerika.
Hello, everyone!
I'm at Yamada Junior High School's Japanese Games Research Institute in Saitama Prefecture.
I'd like to interview you.
What is the Japanese Games Research Institute?
Yes, our Japanese Games Research Institute...
In today's era, there's a lot of TV, games, and...
Karaoke!
There's a lot of entertainment in Japan.
In order to play outside...
Um... How do you say it in Japanese?
Um... Furuki oshiri... Aruru...
Furuki oshiri... Aruru...
Excuse me.
I don't know if the mic was working properly or not.
Furuki oshiri... Aruru...
Oshiri oshiri... Aruru...
Is there such a thing as a game lab?
Ikuta-san.
Ikuta-san!
Our game lab is an indoor amusement...
I've heard of it.
In other words, we learn old and new tricks to play outside!
That's it!
See you next week!
She had a serious face on the way.
She looked like she was about to throw up.
So, Tsukacchan.
Yes?
What's so serious about it?
Well, I don't know what's so funny about it in the first place.
Serious!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Your second single will be released on May 2nd.
Yes.
There's a song for four people in a couple.
Who is it for four people?
It's a song for four people?
Yes.
What's the title?
"By chance".
What kind of song is it?
As for the song, it's like an anime opening theme song.
Is it like an introduction song?
Introduction song?
Like "pikopiko"?
Oh, I see.
Um, never mind! Let's hear it!
Let's hear it!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's use coincidence as an excuse and knock on a new world
The love that's different from yesterday is also new
It's been a while since I've been to Shibuya
When I'm walking around the neighborhood
I ran into a subtle Johnny Depp
I didn't think we'd bump into each other here
Even if we meet on campus
I probably won't be able to talk to you
If you're secretly yearning for me
And you're this close to me
Coincidence doesn't come easily
There's no choice but to catch it yourself
Coincidence doesn't come easily
Should I raise my voice like I'm surprised?
This love domino that's about to begin
There's no way it's guaranteed, right?
The truth is a gift from God
Do your best, yourself!
Coincidence doesn't come easily
Shall I raise my voice like I was surprised?
This love domino that's about to begin
Wow!
I see.
That's cute.
Next week, we'll reveal our second single in the studio.
Wonderful!
Please tell us the title of our second single.
One, two...
"Oide Shampoo"!
It's not "Guru Guru Nantoka", is it?
I thought we'd go with "Guru Guru Series".
Why do you think we'll go with "Guru Guru"?
Next week, we'll reveal our second single "Oide Shampoo" in its full version!
We'll close up "Guru Guru Curtain", which is currently on sale,
and we'll revisit "Nogizaka 46", which is currently holding a handshake event all over Japan,
and we'll try something for the girls who are aiming for the release of their second single.
And that is...
"Gyoukai Sousen"!
"Nogizaka 46" second single!
"Sashihara Rinno" solo single!
They'll be released on the same day as "Oide Shampoo"!
It all began with "Nogizaka 46" colliding with "Sashihara Rinno" CD release date, which had already been announced.
"Sashihara Rinno" wants to show results so that "Nogizaka 46" can be recognized as an official rival.
On the other hand, "Sashihara Rinno"...
"Nogizaka 46"...
Speaking of which!
"Sashihara-san"...
My solo single "Sore Temo Sukita Yo" will be released at the same time as "Nogizaka 46"!
That's crazy!
So of course you'll support me, right?
Of course I'll support you, "Nogizaka 46"!
You'll definitely support me, right?
Of course I'll support you, "Nogizaka 46"!
Eh? Wait a minute!
What about you guys? Which one of you will support me?
Wait a minute!
- Nogizaka! - Nogizaka!
Wait a minute!
- Nogizaka! - But I also, honestly and honestly,
well it's just my own opinion,
but with the help of Yuko-chan and Mayura-san from the same agency,
I want to sell it!
- Sashihara! - Yes?
- Even so... - Yes?
- I love you! - Jojo!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
With a relaxed expression...
Watch out for the excitement!
Until the release date of "Unmei"...
In 30 days!
After this, Nogizaka announcer check!
Nogizaka will challenge Joshiana!
The unfamiliar news source will tickle you!
The members' speech ability will be tested!
In addition, Nogizaka Bakuro news will also appear!
Nogizaka will evolve with Kimura's Bakuro news!
Good evening!
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I hope it will be a new sport.
That's not because you're proud of it.
No, it's because of your style.
There are a lot of shy people, but...
There are a lot of excellent girls!