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I can't tell you what you and I are talking about in the dark bridge that's wrapped around us.
Somehow I settle down in the private seat of the classroom.
A good friend of mine and a world just for the two of us.
You know, if we become one, we can understand anything.
In the mirror that I saw with my girlfriend, there's a gentle scent of flowers and warmth.
Who did you fall in love with at school?
That's right, if you're a girl, you should know where you'll always be blind.
I'm prepared for a time like this.
I'm a boy.
The wind that blew in with an open window is inflating the delusion of love in the back curtain of my heart.
Checkmate... who did I love?
That's right, if it's a girl,
I prefer a place where I can always be near her.
I'm prepared for this kind of situation...
I'm a boy.
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Tonight, for the first time in the show, the public recording has invited about 300 fans.
That kid is sick outside, isn't he?
There will be revealed Nogisaka Shichifukujin's surprising truth and truth!
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Here we go!
Now, we've started posting on Nogizaka.
I'm your host, Banana Man. Nice to meet you!
And today's guest is Tsucchi!
And everyone in Nogizaka!
Wow, you guys are amazing today!
Today's crew members!
How is Tsuchi? Did you know about him?
Of course I know about him.
I saw him on TV the other day.
He kept the lyrics of AKB songs and did the promo in the same place.
But the melody is a little different.
Akimoto, you did it again!
I saw it.
Himura-san!
Yes!
What we're going to do today is...
Yes!
Please cheer us up!
Got it!
I, Tsuchi Tsuchi, wholeheartedly...
Believe in Nogizaka!
Psychologist Takashi Tomita will cooperate with us this time and reveal the unknown truth of the Shichifukujin.
First psychological test. Here is the question.
Use all four symbols and draw a picture as you like. You can use the same symbol as many times as you like.
The square represents groups and organizations, the circle represents yourself, and the triangle represents men and women respectively.
The point is which symbol is placed in which position in the picture and how it is expressed.
By the way, Nogizaka Shichifukujin's several high school cases have been erased from this day's recording.
First of all, we will reveal the truth of the Shichifukujin from Hashimoto's picture.
It's rolling, isn't it?
Yes, it's rolling.
Ah, it's a circle.
It's rolling and falling.
And you can't get used to it, can you?
You can't get used to it!
But now I'm trying my best to get used to it.
You're trying your best!
No, you shouldn't say that!
She's trying her best to get used to it.
She's making an effort.
No, that's not what I mean.
You're making an effort, aren't you, Hashimoto?
You're not getting used to it, are you?
It's rolling.
It's rolling, isn't it?
You can't get used to it, can you?
This time, we took a survey of Shichifukujin's personality and how she is usually like.
Iose.
Yes.
Nanami is...
I won't reply to any of the members' emails.
Oh, I see. You nodded and sent something.
It seems like Nanami wasn't feeling well and was worried, so she sent an email.
"Are you okay? Don't push yourself too hard." She sent an email like that.
She's kind, isn't she?
And then...
She didn't reply to any of the emails.
You don't reply much?
That's right. I want to be alone.
Wow, I understand it well.
Sensei, this is already shown, isn't it?
That's right. Anyway, if you roll over, you'll go far away.
It's shown. It's shown.
It's a little far away from everyone.
I often see Nanamin practicing weird faces in front of the mirror alone during breaktime.
I'm worried sometimes. I wonder if it's okay.
Is there something like that?
No, I'm doing it to control myself somehow.
You're doing weird things in front of the mirror to control yourself, aren't you?
What kind of face are you practicing?
I usually look in the mirror to see my own face.
But I don't have confidence in myself and I feel uncomfortable.
You don't have confidence in your own face?
No.
Take a look around here.
Rimura-san looks like she's going to commit suicide.
I don't think my own face is that weird.
When you go abroad, you wear sunglasses and stuff like that, don't you?
Next up is "Ikuma's Truth Psychology".
Wow, it's completely different again.
What is this?
This is like something a dangerous criminal would write.
What is this? It's not like that.
What's unique about this is that you're taking in everything in your big self, aren't you?
Your whole self, right?
Whether you're a man or a woman or an organization.
In any case, you feel like you're in control of everything.
You feel like you're in control of everything.
It didn't feel like that at first, but did you get more and more confident?
No.
No, you're humble. You're a pretty solid person.
It's coming out. It's coming out in "Truth Psychology".
I'm good at dancing. I haven't asked you, but you'll tell me.
I see.
That was too harsh.
I haven't asked you, but you'll tell me.
But you're confident, so you want to tell me, right?
I haven't told you.
She doesn't remember telling you.
She doesn't remember telling you, but if you think like that...
I'm sorry.
Oh no, oh no.
But it's okay. It's just like that.
Because it's coming out.
Yes, so you should assert yourself.
You should be confident.
Is it a good thing?
It's a good thing.
Oh, then it's okay.
Next up is "Truth Psychology" by Matsumura.
She's writing a lot again.
She really writes a lot.
It's like a dog...
What's on top of it?
Oden? It looks like oden.
That's right.
Did you write "dog" first?
Yes, this is the first one.
She wrote that first.
What did you write next?
I wrote "dog" next.
Why did you write "oden"?
There wasn't enough space.
And I thought I wasn't using enough blind spots.
But you wrote "dog" first.
"Dog" first!
And I'm curious about that blank space.
Why didn't you write "dog" first?
"Dog" first.
What do you think of this, professor?
First of all, if you are the one with the biggest blank space, you put that blank space on top of the organization, don't you?
Oh, I see.
I'm the dog of the organization.
I think you have the intention of leading the organization.
Oh, that's what I was going to say.
But on the other hand, you know, people who draw this many upward triangles are interested in men, aren't they?
Because there are two of you in three triangles.
That's right.
You said you wrote it first, didn't you?
That's right.
It's not like that. First of all, I love food.
It's really abnormal.
Abnormal foodie.
Pancake.
I eat about ten of them in the morning.
No, when I ate it, it was small.
Like this.
It may be smaller than this.
What are you talking about?
I have to be careful not to eat too much and get fat.
That's right. Really.
I'll do my best.
But it's funny for a super-fat person to be in a group like this.
It's really like that.
I think it's cute, even if you're fat.
There's a Korean male group called Super Junior.
There's a guy named Pocharin.
If it's only him, I'll go crazy.
On the contrary, that seat may be vacant.
I've never seen a Japanese idol who's fat.
I'm sure you'll be fired.
That's why you're not here.
That's right. Japan is...
Hoshino, who is 14 years old,'s truth and truthfulness.
It's a deep organization.
This is just my house.
I'm in a faraway place.
I'm here.
I don't think I'm deeply involved in many things.
Minami always says this.
I'm sleepy.
Are you hungry?
I've always said that.
But doesn't everyone say it?
No, I don't say it.
Minami says it a lot.
We say it together.
I don't say it either.
Minami is only interested in food and bangs.
He calls me all the time and says, "I'm bored."
I want to eat McDonald's fries.
Doesn't that mean you should buy it?
I'm hungry.
I'm calling you.
You should buy sweet pants and salty buns.
I'm not that kind of person.
If you're interested in bangs, you should start with that area and grow up.
That's right.
I still want to be looked cute when I have bangs.
That's right.
Not only in North America, but also overseas.
I only have bangs.
What is Shirai's surprising truth and truthfulness?
Wow, what is this?
It's so cute.
What is this?
It's like a rabbit.
She made a triangle with only a triangle and drew a circle around it.
And the square on the right is a three-dimensional line.
Yes, it's a box.
It's a box, isn't it?
If you get this kind of paper, don't you usually draw it in the middle?
That's right.
You draw one in the middle, don't you?
It's an image of drawing one in the middle, but it's like one edge and one edge.
That's a good point.
The space is good.
Two things are perfectly separated.
What is separated is...
On the left is a man and a woman and themselves.
And on the right is work and organizations.
It's all separated.
Wow!
Work and private life are clearly separated.
Work is work.
You might be that kind of person.
When we're shooting or something like that, we're moving by rocket bus, right?
At that time, it's pretty noisy in the bus.
It's noisy and it looks like it's fun.
When I go in front of the staff, it's like "shon"!
It's like there's a back and forth.
Private and work are separated like this, right?
Two things are perfectly separated.
It's like switching to "work is work" mode.
Do you want to be "work is work" type of person?
I want to be "work is work" type of person.
Elevator?
Elevator.
Is it all there?
There wasn't a person's mark or something like that, right?
You can't use a stick like that, right?
Well, it said you could use it all, so I added it.
It's good.
It's like a first concrete...
Can you tell what it is?
Are you trying to get in or out of the elevator?
Which one is it?
Do you want to go up or down?
Up, up.
But it said it was a circle, so...
You're heading for the blind spot, right?
Oh, I see.
Even if it's not you in your mind, it's you.
So...
This is the biggest blind spot in here.
In a way.
Since it's written like that, I think it's like "Nogizaka Inochi" or something like that.
But I think this door is a mistake.
In other words, you can't move to another place with the door, right?
In other words, you might be able to go through it and open other possibilities with the door.
That's what you might be thinking about.
You think it's "Inochi", right?
That's right. Right now, it's really "Nogizaka".
She said "right now".
No, no, no!
We'll see what happens in a few years.
It's like "what happens after you go through that door"?
No, no!
The other day, when I had a room party with Kazumi...
Room parties and stuff like that are cute.
That's nice. You do that outside?
Tsuchi also invited me yesterday.
Room party?
That's right!
Yesterday, I worked until 2 in the morning.
But today, this studio is a little far from my house.
I kept complaining.
"It's so far from my house!" and then...
My house is going to close down!
I want to live in this house!
You know, people in their 20s used to live in this house.
But, you know, there are about 40 old men and women.
Why do you want to live in this house?
Let's play until we get to work tomorrow!
It's not like that!
It's not like that, really.
If it's a new house, you want to live in it.
I want to live in it!
And then...
I heard that Kazumin wanted to be a teacher at a nursery school in the past...
So you wanted to be a teacher at a nursery school?
Yes!
But now I'm in Nogizaka, so I'm going to do my best in Nogizaka.
When I heard that, I thought it was amazing.
I bet a lot on Nogizaka.
Kazumin, what are you wearing right now?
I thought it was a good story, but I'm just saying it now.
What are you wearing?
Light green... something. You're wearing it, aren't you?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No matter who you ask, you don't know, do you?
It's not a color!
"What are you wearing?" said the old man.
No matter who you ask, you don't know, do you?
What kind of material do you want to wear?
Something warm.
Something warm and fluffy?
Yes.
Like a room wear?
Yes.
Light green?
Yes.
What about you, Takayama?
I'm wearing light green.
Light green and green...
There's a color!
Yes!
There's a color!
It's hard for girls to tell, but there's a color.
Why do you keep wearing light green?
This is the same as Suneo's bangs.
It's obvious that there are men who fall in love unconsciously!
Now, let's move on to the next test.
Here it is!
You just got your driver's license and went for a drive.
However, you ran into a car at an intersection and crashed!
Now, what kind of car did you crash into?
Please draw the car you crashed into.
First of all, he drew a wild car.
It's like a truck.
Huh? Yoroshiku?
Yoroshiku? Huh?
What is this?
It's like a Yankee car.
That's right.
If you hit this, it's the worst!
If you hit an intersection with this, it's the worst!
Wow! I think so!
If you hit a guy with such a big brain and write "yoroshiku" on it, I think so!
It's like hell!
What kind of scene is this?
The car you crashed into is an unconsciously drawn person.
A drawn person?
Yes.
Huh?
It's a little bit like a naughty person.
That's right. It's firm.
Wow!
I think Mr. Chono will be very excited.
That's Mr. Buto.
Oh, I made a mistake.
I made a mistake.
Which one do you like?
Wait a minute!
I don't know these members of hell!
There are more idols and actors out there!
But I like people who eat well.
I like you two better than Sana-san.
No, I don't like you.
Well, I like you.
Next is Hashimoto, who drew a compact car.
Which one is your own car?
Both are mine.
You drew a car in front of you and a car on the side of you.
It's like a car catalogue.
Yes, a car in front of you and a car on the side of you.
People who think of compact cars are usually younger than themselves, and people who are not so strong against themselves.
But if you look at the left side of the car, it's pretty big.
It's a big compact car.
I don't know what it is.
It's like a giant underage man.
Maybe it's very short but very tall.
The balance is weird.
He's sick outside.
Against himself.
Next is Shirai, who drew a strange car.
What kind of car is it?
Is there something on the back?
It's like an open car because of the collision.
It's not an open car!
It's just an image.
I'm sure you like strange people.
I like you because you explained it to me.
Is there a car with such a unique design?
No, there isn't.
Even if it's fast and bouncy, it doesn't change the shape of the car.
It doesn't change the shape of the car?
I'm relieved you explained it to me.
Please draw a car.
Isn't it the same as Suneo's bangs?
I like Suneo.
By the way, Takayama is rich because he drew a luxury car.
Hoshino is a man like his father because he drew a Ford car.
And Matsumura, who drew a taxi, is a man who works hard.
Yes, sir.
After this, the members who want to leave will be revealed by a psychological test!
If this is recorded, I'm sure it will be a mess.
Here is the next topic.
You are sending off a space rocket that is about to depart for a distant galaxy.
Who was on the rocket?
You are in a position of sending off.
It's a rocket.
The most popular member in this psychological test is...
Hashimoto.
I know, I know.
I know, I know and I'm clapping my hands.
What do you mean by that?
It's going far away, isn't it?
Yes.
It's going far away and we won't see each other for a while.
We won't see you.
I want to say goodbye for a while.
Ah!
Because you were clapping your hands just now.
No!
No, no, even if you clap your hands now, it's no good.
It's not like that.
I thought you were lying.
No, I'm not saying I hate you for sure.
Yes, yes.
But if you don't have that person, I'm not sure if I can go there for you.
Like a rival.
Yes, like that.
Like a rival.
Those of you who chose Hashimoto, please raise your hands.
There are seven of you, right?
These members.
Remember Hashimoto and send him away later.
Space clothes suit me the best.
Space clothes suit you the best.
You are making fun of me, aren't you?
Do you think space clothes suit you the best and make you happy?
You often say you like being alone, so I let you be alone.
Ah!
It's a mess, isn't it?
With this recording, the dressing room will be in a mess, won't it?
Even if it's not like that, everyone has already come out of their minds.
That's what a true mind thinks.
Everyone has come out of their minds today.
After this, Nogizaka will sing in front of her fans.
Nogizaka
We didn't know where Nogizaka was
We were just looking for a vague dream
If we were there, we'd be found
We asked someone who was walking in front of us
When we realized it, we climbed up a hill
we climbed up a hill
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Next week, Nogizaka will do her first challenge to a big cut!
Are you looking forward to it?
Unpredictable tingle explosion!
Can you laugh?
It may be a new style of big cut.
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