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After tonight's Nogizaka prefecture test, 33 members will have an idol-like test.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
The number of new members has increased.
What did you say?
Eat it! Eat it!
In addition, the members' unexpected experience is also obvious.
Which members are not suitable for idols?
Where is Nogizaka prefecture?
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What are you talking about? It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
Stop!
Now, let's start the Nogizaka prefecture test.
And today's guest is not here today.
No, he is here.
He is here.
He is here quite a lot.
He is here.
Kutara-san, this week's members are also a little different, aren't they?
Last week, there were about five different members, but this week they are also different.
Raise your hand if you think they are different.
Yes, they are different.
The selection process is fixed, but it keeps changing.
First of all, self-introduction by the four chosen for the first time.
I'm Narase Nishi, a second year high school student born and raised in Osaka.
Well, I like drawing, so if you request me, I will draw anything on the spot.
So you've been drawing before, right?
No, I haven't.
In the end, when I asked if this team has been drawing before, they said they haven't.
There are quite a lot of them.
I'm Nanami Hashimoto, 18 years old from Hokkaido.
I recently started growing leeks.
I will do my best with full motivation.
You don't look like you're motivated at all.
I'm Wada Maaya, a first year middle school student born and raised in Hiroshima Prefecture.
I don't have a cute nickname like you guys do, so please choose one for me!
Bye!
English and English!
Do you all speak English?
Yes, we do.
And this time, the 33 members will conduct an idol- appropriate test to see how suitable their abilities are for idols.
We will announce the results in the studio.
Here is the first idol-appropriate test.
Common sense test.
Idols have never passed the minimum level of common sense.
How common sense is there?
And what kind of weird answers can they come up with?
Let's start with the common sense test!
Of course, it's good that we can answer common sense questions.
But when we can't answer it, we have to see what kind of answers we can come up with.
It's important.
Please prepare for it.
As I said before, even in variety shows, there may be mistakes.
So, please prepare for it.
Let's start!
I'm nervous when I'm told to answer common sense questions.
I can't think of anything.
Your hair will grow back.
First of all, we will announce the member with the best grades in the common sense test!
Nakamoto!
He is good at sports.
He is like this.
He is smart.
Let's see.
The first question is this.
In September of this year, the Noda Cabinet said that people with good grades should be called "○○ Cabinet".
That's right.
"○○ Cabinet".
First of all, Matsumura!
Matsumura!
Matsumura's answer is this.
That's right.
You know this?
Yes.
I know about news and English.
Let's move on to the topic.
"○○ Cabinet".
"○○ Cabinet" has a strong meaning.
Is that so?
I couldn't read "doro kusai".
That's right.
I took off "doro" and called it "kusai".
So I thought it was "natto".
You couldn't read "doro" anymore, right?
Yes.
You haven't learned "doro" in middle school, have you?
We haven't.
"eto".
"no koutai".
"eto".
"no koutai".
"doro kusai".
"doro kutai".
"doro kusai".
"doro kutanai" is a different meaning.
That was the only hint we had.
I also couldn't read "kutsushita".
"doro kusai" is "kutsushita", too.
Is that so?
Please read it aloud.
"chiraishi".
"kutsushita".
Did you think of the same thing?
I see.
"kutsushita".
"chiraishi" and "kutsushita" are "doro kusai"s.
No!
No, no, no.
"kusai" is "doro kusai".
Do you know it?
"kusai" is "doro kusai".
I don't know it.
I'm a little disappointed.
Shiraishi, what does your socks smell like?
It smells like "ketti kutti".
The next question is "Who left the famous quote 'the earth was blue'?"
The answer is Gagarin, a Soviet astronaut.
Let's see Shiraishi's answer.
Here it is!
Good morning, Kasumi-san!
The earth was blue
Asmara-san!
I was wondering if you were going around the earth and if you were looking at it.
And Miyazawa Sarah's answer is...
Odaio!
It was blue!
It's good that you were born on earth!
We were born on earth!
I see.
Then, let's have you answer this question.
Even "Gagarin" didn't come up.
"Gagarin" was there!
What's "Gagarin" for?
Only for "Tsubokura".
You saved me!
It's okay if you say the correct answer.
I see.
Now! Who is the person who left the famous quote "The earth was blue"?
Please!
Rin Kozue.
It's "Rin Kozue"!
Her name wasn't like that, right?
No, no.
"Gagarin" was there!
You only saved "Rin"!
Next question is...
Speaking of Apple's founder, what is "Steve"?
The correct answer is "Steve Jobs".
First of all...
I'll answer.
Yes!
It's this.
"Steve Jobs" is correct!
It's correct!
It's true!
It's amazing!
Out of 33 people, only one of you is correct.
We did it!
That's right!
I don't exercise much, but is it this one?
It might be.
Right?
It sounds like "Rola".
Let's see "Hakanaka"'s answer.
It's this.
"Steve Demme".
It's "Steve Demme".
You're honest.
That's right.
"Apple" is "apple" (apple), right?
"Apple" is "fruit" (fruit), so...
I remembered "Fruit" and "Demon" came up.
So I wrote "Demon".
You wrote "Steve Demme".
"Nishino".
"Nishino"'s answer is...
This one.
"Stevenson".
That's a good one.
"Stevenson".
This is amazing!
This is...
"Stevenson".
He's there, isn't he?
Well, you might need to look for "Stevenson".
If I knew the kanji, I wouldn't say "this person" clearly.
That's right.
I only knew "Stevenson".
"Stevenson".
It's the opposite.
Who is it?
It's the opposite.
Let's continue.
"Takayama".
"Takayama"'s answer is...
This one.
"Steven Spielberg".
You said "n" first.
I'll put "n" on it.
On the other hand, "Takayama"'s answer is...
"Steven Berg".
Did you want to write "Spielberg" or "Berg"?
I wanted to write "Steven Spielberg" but...
I don't know. When I wrote it, it became "Steven Berg".
You wrote "Steven Spielberg" on your own.
You all want to write "Steven Spielberg", don't you?
You don't think "Steven Spielberg" is bad, do you?
"Steven Spielberg" is definitely not bad.
"Steven Spielberg".
You want to write "Steven Spielberg", don't you?
Then, Mr. Himuro.
What?
I don't know.
Speaking of Apple's founder...
"Steven"...
What?!
"Steve"...
"Williams".
"Terry"...
"Body"...
"Terry"... "Body"...
I'm glad you wrote it.
I don't know if you're Apple's founder or not.
I'm glad you wrote it.
Thank you.
Then, we're "steels".
What?!
No, we're not.
No, no, no, no.
Speaking of Apple's founder...
"Steve"... What?!
You're funny.
Mr. Himuro is funny.
You're funny.
Next...
Mr. Kato, who married a 45-year-old woman.
Mr. Masaaki Sakai, 22 years old.
These are the recent popular marriage terms.
Speaking of "age gap"...
Matsumura.
Yes.
Here is Matsumura's answer.
Yabacon. Yabacon.
What does it mean?
There is too much age difference, it feels a little bad.
Bad? What does it mean "bad"?
It means "bad" in a good way.
Bad. Bad. Bad.
It's bad. It's bad.
It's a trend, so I tried it.
Hashimoto's answer.
That's rude!
That's a little rude.
Mr. Okado, you are so energetic to be cared for like that.
Then, Tsuboku.
Yes?
You are different today.
You are a funny human being.
There is an age difference in marriage.
What does it mean "marriage"?
A young woman who has been caught.
No, it's not.
Yatabe.
Yatabe. Yatabe has it.
What does it mean "age difference"?
Age difference.
Yes.
Based on the meaning of the next word, make a sentence.
So, take your feet up.
Take my feet up.
Let's look at Ikoma's answer.
Here.
Excuse me, could you please remove the fried squid legs from the plate over there?
You want to eat it, don't you?
That's funny!
You want to eat it, don't you?
It's correct, isn't it?
In a sense, it's correct.
I'm hungry.
Here is the next question.
Use "ochano" and "saisai" to make sentences.
"ochano" and "saisai"
Jesse and Shiraishi.
"ochano" and "saisai"
"bachan" also "saisai" wheat in the field.
That's good!
That's interesting!
That's funny!
What does it mean?
"bachan" thinks that "saisai" is growing "ochano" in the field.
"saisai" and "saisai" are growing "ochano" in the field.
"saisai" and "saisai" are growing "ochano"?
"ochano" is harvesting "saisai".
Ah, that's it!
It's like "saisho".
I see!
That's not "yei".
You're making a mistake!
You're saying "yei" like that.
The next is the "inventive test".
"Hontouwa" and "sennryu" need to be completed.
Nagashima.
Yes!
Let's see it.
Here you go!
"hontouwa".
"yasenakya" "yabai" "daga" "taberu"
"daga" "taberu"!
It's not "demo" "tabetai" "toga" "shinakaya" "dame" "deyo".
It's not "daga" "taberu".
But "daga" "taberu" is...
"tobuteru" is crazy so "tobuteru" is...
You! Don't say it!
But it really is!
But you don't say it very much, do you?
You say not much, don't you?
The next is the "expression ability test".
Imagine the question with your memory and express it with your hand.
Here is the first theme or question.
Kangaroo.
If you write down what you want us to remember, it will be fine.
There is no mistake, right?
First of all, Nishino.
Nishino.
You said Nishino is good at drawing, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Let's look at Nishino's drawing.
Here it is.
She is good!
She is good and cute!
This kangaroo is cute!
She is cute!
This is impossible!
The point is...
It has big legs.
Big legs!
She has a kangaroo in her stomach.
She has a kangaroo in her pocket.
Kangaroo is...
She has a kangaroo in her pocket.
She is good!
She is cute!
Next is Hashimoto.
Hashimoto is...
He looks good!
He is staring at something calmly.
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's look at it.
Here it is.
What is it?
Where are you bending your legs?
I'm scared!
What is it?
I'm scared!
What is it? Is it in a bucket or something?
It's in a bucket!
I'm going to art college.
What? What did you say?
I'm going to art college.
Stop it!
Are you kidding me?
She's going to art college!
What are you majoring in?
Space design.
Space design?
You don't know anything about space design!
I don't know anything about design!
I'm good at drawing.
Are you good at drawing?
Well, it's normal.
If you don't know anything about design, you'll end up like this.
You can make it into a T-shirt.
Now, let's look at Ikoma's idea.
She's saying something.
What is she saying, Ikoma?
She's saying "trick, trick".
Trick, trick...
She has a sore throat.
She does have a sore throat.
If you look at this picture,
if you look at this picture,
she has a nest.
Inside of it,
like a kangaroo's baby,
there are two of them.
This is a trick, isn't it?
Trick, trick...
This is probably a baby.
This is a baby.
The one in her pocket is different.
It's a rabbit.
This is...
This is a different one, isn't it?
It's a stuffed animal.
Stuffed animal?
Why did you put a stuffed animal in your pocket?
I wanted to draw a baby,
I wanted to draw a baby, so I drew a rabbit.
I see.
You draw a rabbit when you want to draw a baby, don't you?
Yay!
Stop it!
It's like a kangaroo.
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
Well, it's difficult. Did you know about it?
First of all, let's look at Nishino's "Sphinx".
Here it is.
Good! Good! Good!
- You're good at it! - It's a little scary.
- You look like a man, but you've got the features. - I've got it.
- I know what "sphinx" means. - You're good.
- Let's move on to the next topic, "beauty". - Yes.
- It's a topic, after all. - What is this place, Hashimoto?
This is Hashimoto's "sphinx".
Wow!
- What is this? - What is it?
- It's drawn from the front. - It's difficult.
- Let's move on to "icta". - Yes.
- "Icta" means "sphinx". - I think you can do it.
- Yes, you can do it. - You look like you can do it.
Let's look at it. Here it is.
- Good! - Good!
- Icta's... - Icta's... What is it?
- It's wobbling. - Wow!
- It's terrible. It's terrible. - What is it?
- What is it?
- When I try to make it sit, it stands up.
When I try to make it walk, it stands up.
- Wow! It's terrible! - Wow!
- This "sphinx" seems like it can walk very fast. - It looks like it can walk.
- It's a "sphinx", isn't it? - Yes.
- It must have come from the other pyramid, isn't it? - Yes.
That's why it's there. That's why it's in there.
- But this "sphinx" is still a normal "sphinx". - What!?
Let's go with "etho".
"Etho"?
Here.
She said it.
She said "lion".
She said "mah-lion".
She went to Singapore.
She said "lion" and "mah-lion" a lot of times.
I think this is "sphinx".
But you know it's in Egypt.
I know it's in Egypt.
But you haven't said "sphinx" yet.
She said "lion" and "mah-lion" a lot of times.
The next "sphinx" is this.
What is this?
It's not "sphinx", it's "ghost".
What is this?
What kind of state is this?
I'm in a high school state.
What do you mean by making your eyes like that?
I was in a hurry.
In a hurry?
That's not in a hurry!
That's not in a hurry.
You didn't have a lot of time.
This is also decided to go for the "t-shirt".
It's "sphinx", isn't it?
It's terrible.
But, it's still okay.
No, it's not okay.
It's still okay.
"wadamaya".
Yes.
What?
It's a lie, isn't it?
I would like you to see my work "wadamaya".
It's a lie.
"sphinx" is this.
What is this?
You said it!
It's not like a construction.
It's Swings, isn't it?
Is he Swings?
If you look at the bottom of this picture of Swings, he is reading a book.
What book is it?
It's about California.
He is studying about pasta.
I see.
But the title of the book says "Swings".
What book is it?
I want to know what it is about.
Is he related to pasta?
Yes, he is the creator of pasta.
He is the creator of pasta.
It's Swings, isn't it?
It's an interesting picture, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I want you to make an animation with this picture.
I won't do it.
Did I go too far?
Let's do it again.
The next topic is "The ideal pet you want to have".
Create your ideal pet and have it expressed in a picture.
This topic is also from Nishino.
Here is Nishino's ideal pet he wants to have.
Cute!
Amazing!
This is amazing!
It's moving! It's moving!
What is this? It's like there's a lot of fuzz around it.
If you come close, you can smell something good.
It's not like a dog or anything like that.
It's like a deer or something like that.
In the future, I don't know, but when there's a tour or something like that, we can make a tour T-shirt.
We can do it! It's really powerful!
Wada!
It's so small!
Is this Hirano Remi-san?
It's Hirano Remi-san!
It's this small.
It's small.
How many centimeters? Ten centimeters?
It's five centimeters.
What kind of voice is it?
It's very low.
It's not high!
It looks high, but...
The buttons are up.
The buttons are on the body.
Eight meters!
This shocking work has finally appeared!
I'll continue.
Takayama.
Here it is.
Eight meters!
I really wanted to buy a toy poodle.
But now I'm going from home.
It's hard to commute from home.
I wanted a ride home, so I mixed it up.
Are you going to ride this?
Yes, I'm going to ride this.
Is the color of your hair okay with that color?
It's called blue.
Finally, Hashimoto.
It's a beautiful place, so I'll say it many times.
After this, Hashimoto's shocking work will finally be released!
- Lastly, Hashimoto. - Well, this is...
- It's a beautiful place, so I'll say it again. - It's this way.
- What's this? An ordinary old man like this? - No, he's small.
- He's small, right? - Um...
- Does he talk to you? - No, he doesn't.
- He doesn't say anything, but he does it on his own. - Yes, he doesn't.
- When I'm here, he doesn't.
- What's this?
- This Nogisaka 46 preview will be revealed next week!
- Next week, we'll reveal the preview of the first Nogisaka 46 preview!
- Yoiko will infiltrate the backstage and thoroughly investigate the members' secrets!
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