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Today's "Yamitsuki-chan" is...
"Variety Stamina Measurement Second Half" taught by Ms. Mikuchi Ami!
Last time, we checked the reactions and wiping power that are essential for variety shows!
Even if you do your best, it's useless.
Maybe you should do it again.
There are only three shows left!
Who has the most variety power?!
"Nugizaka 46", "Rimikinao", and...
"Yamitsuki-chan"!
The next topic is "talking ability"!
[Talking ability!]
Talking is important, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
When I'm talking about myself in a show,
and I'm not talking much,
people around me say,
She's not good at talking.
I get that impression.
Even though I'm not like that.
It happens a lot with idols.
Recently...
Actually, it's been about half a year.
It was about December, and I was wearing a coat and it was really cold.
And people around me said, "It doesn't matter!"
[Laughs]
It doesn't matter if it's three months later,
or half a year later, or ten years later.
It doesn't matter.
Idols tend to take care of it.
And next to me is a girl in the same group.
No, that's Aki.
[Laughs]
I know what you mean.
If you say that, it's the worst pattern.
Shuei has that too.
Really?
It's really bad.
If you say, "You're wrong five or six times,"
it's twice.
It doesn't matter.
That's why I talk with that idol.
[Laughs]
What is an important point of talking power like that?
Depending on the show,
you can talk about sad things you've had recently,
or you can talk about things you're depressed about recently.
Even if you say that,
I don't think it will happen.
If you only change the entrance and exit,
you can do it in one episode.
Really?
Can you talk about things you were scared of and things you were embarrassed about
in one episode?
Yes, you can.
You can do it with the entrance and exit, right?
You can't lie about it.
Where do you want me to take you?
[Laughs]
When you talk about things you were scared of,
you can say what you were a little embarrassed about
and liven up what you were scared of.
If you talk about things you were embarrassed about,
you can say,
I was scared of this and that.
You can say what you were scared of and
even say what you were a little embarrassed about.
So, this time,
we're going to do this.
We're going to do this dice-talk.
Wow!
Just like that talk variety show of the past year,
we'll have you throw a dice and
talk about the theme you came up with.
This is exactly what we were doing on this show.
[Laughs]
But we've had the show twice on this show.
Twice?
Yes, we've had it twice this month.
First up is Hazuki-chan's challenge!
Yes, please!
Thank you!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Well...
Now...
This is not a normal house...
Well...
Here I go!
Yes, yes!
If you don't say it now...
The camera will shake too!
Let's get back on track and do another challenge!
OK, I'll spin the dice!
Here I go!
Oh! It came out!
Now!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Anything you'd like to say?
Yes! It's been six years since I joined, but when I first joined,
we all had a project where we worked as exclusive models for magazines.
Oh, wow!
So we had a photoshoot, and I gained a lot of weight at the time.
The staff and the fans who were watching probably had me burned out,
and I haven't been called out since then!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
How much did you gain?
Ten kilos.
Oh, ten kilos!
But wasn't it good?
It's not like I gained a lot of weight, but I was like, "Whoa!"
And it's based on your intentions, right?
Yes, it is!
But if I had to say a little more, I think it would have been better for me to say that I gained ten kilos.
I gained ten kilos, and I really gained weight.
When I said, "I gained ten kilos," everyone was like, "Whoa!"
It was pretty monotonous, so I'm glad you said that episode.
If you add up all of it, it's 100 points, right?
Yes, I think so, too.
It's awesome to give advice while complimenting!
Next up is Nao-chan's challenge!
She said she remembered her fear of failing on a talk show, but...
Here we go!
It's kind of like a line.
Oh! Here it is!
"Failed Talks"!
You've seen this a lot, haven't you?
You do it every day, don't you?
You said it, didn't you?
I thought so, too.
When I was a college student, I went for a part- time job interview.
It was a part-time job of a Japanese teacher at a Japanese school.
You said it so many times.
And there was an interview.
So, I changed my strengths and weaknesses.
I didn't think I'd change my strengths and weaknesses.
I didn't prepare for it.
My strengths are that I'm young.
My weaknesses are that I don't know what to do.
When I said that, she said "thank you" and went home.
Then my mom said, "You'll fail this part-time job."
It was so close!
It was so close, wasn't it?
Why did you end it like that?
It's innovative!
It'll be interesting if you change it, won't it?
What happened to your part-time job?
I got fired.
You got fired?
You can say that!
You got fired?
You can say that!
Oh, I see!
Your mom understood you.
That's right!
But what do you think?
There are so many entertainers around me who help me.
That's right.
But if you think I have nothing to do with them, it's over.
That's right.
When I first went to a talk show, Hasegawa-san was next to me and New York-san was opposite of me.
Hasegawa-san was trying to protect me like a parent.
And New York-san was opposite of me.
That's why New York-san is there.
The last one is...
Hiro!
Whaaaat?!
Oh no, I messed up.
The other day, I was in a taxi and I was talking about food with the driver.
Is there any good food around here?
I was so excited that when I got out of the taxi, I said, "Thank you for the meal."
Does this happen to you guys?
It was funny for me, but my partner didn't laugh at all.
This guy is surprising me.
Even though Ami-chan laughed, I couldn't help but laugh.
This is not good, is it?
No, no, no.
I've heard this story many times.
Yes, Chie-san, this is what we're going to talk about today.
Indeed, the length is just right, isn't it?
In terms of length, it's very good.
Yes, yes.
Now, let's play.
Wait a minute.
But I think it's really necessary to help others.
It's really necessary.
So, please help me.
Of course.
Now, let's ask Ms. Hikuchi to show us some examples.
Here we go.
"Yatchimattanashi"!
Is there a story about "Yatchimattanashi"?
I wonder what it is.
My daughter is two years old now.
When you're two years old, you still have a lot of hair.
You still have a lot of bald hair.
You still have a lot of fluffy hair.
There's a huge individual difference.
My daughter still has a short haircut.
She went to the gym class.
Her mother asked her if she had cut her hair because it was short.
No, I haven't cut it.
My hair only extends on the surface and is bald inside.
Don't you have something like that?
"My hair is only bald inside," she said.
Her husband in the gym class had such bald hair.
Don't you have something like that?
"My hair only extends on the surface and is bald inside," she said.
When she looked at it, her father was looking at her like this.
He was looking at her like this.
Don't look at me like that!
I did it, too!
That's not true at all!
I didn't say anything like that!
That's not true at all!
He said like that.
I felt very awkward the other day.
That's wonderful.
As expected of you.
That's amazing!
The story isn't that strong.
You have to do your best in the way you talk.
That's right.
Certainly, the story isn't that strong.
But you have to shake it off and ask for reinforcement.
What's more, when I heard it a little while ago, I thought, "Oh, I did it."
But you mixed it up properly.
I see.
Oh, you were talking about this.
It's a re-recognition.
But if you don't say it, you can't talk about it.
As I said earlier, you can't talk about it.
You can't talk about it.
As I said, you can talk about anything else if you mix it up properly.
You can talk about anything else.
You can talk about anything and...
also...
"Sorry, I'm sorry, now" can be said, too.
And you can be a little bit rough with it.
You can say your daughter's hairstyle.
You make my hairstyle.
It's quite forceful, but my little trouble is fine.
Your little trouble is fine.
At the end, I say "I have a lot of things to say like this."
My little trouble is fine.
That's amazing.
You are the best response exo.
That's amazing.
Ms. Kiguchi Yami is a housewife, so she's good at housework.
Oh, really?
Yes, I thought so.
I see.
I'll study that kind of thing once.
That's right.
The next title is "Tsukkomi-ryoku".
We've moved a little bit.
It's "Tsukkomi-ryoku", but...
Even if you say "tsukkomi-ryoku", it's not like "what's up with you?"
When idols are asked to do something like "tsukkomi-ryoku",
it's not like "what's up with you?" or "you're from Kanto, but you went to Kansai".
Idols' "tsukkomi-ryoku" is "tsukkomi-ryoku" using their own characters.
You can never do "tsukkomi-ryoku" like an entertainer.
If you try to do "tatoi-tsukkomi" or "kodo- tsukkomi",
people will think you're doing it because you think it's funny.
That's right.
You can never do it like that.
It's like an idol doing "tsukkomi-ryoku" using their own characters.
Can I say this?
We were in the same pocket storage.
I was going to do "tsukkomi-ryoku" today.
I did my best to do "tsukkomi-ryoku".
When I looked forward, the staff's eyes were black.
Wait a minute. What do you mean "black"?
What do you mean "black"?
What do you mean "scary movie"?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What kind of episode is it?
Is it a scary story?
Of course. I did my best to do "tsukkomi-ryoku".
I love comedians.
When I did "tsukkomi-ryoku" with my own body and heart,
I think people thought I was doing "tatoi- tsukkomi".
My eyes were black.
I don't know "tatoi-tsukkomi".
We came to measure "tsukkomi-ryoku" with "diversity tokyo" sports specialty store "zebio".
While shooting the setting of "introducing the latest goods",
Chuuei-san will dive into the "bouquet" that she will eat.
First of all, Hazuki-chan will challenge.
We are now at "zebio" in "diversity tokyo".
zebio
So, we would like to see the new product immediately.
That's right.
I bought this this year.
This is already autumn color and today is the first day, so I like it very much.
Is this your new product?
No, it's mine.
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is a little...
Chuuei is bad.
How about this?
Yes, what is it?
I saw this for the first time.
What is it?
Isn't this a new mirror?
No, it's not.
I'm glad you said that.
But you look a little dissatisfied.
It's there, isn't it?
I see.
Isn't it a new product or old product?
It looks like a knot with my dad.
Wait a minute.
Let's go over there for a moment.
Yes, let's go.
The other way, Jackson.
The other way again.
Wait a minute.
Mukai-chan.
Yes.
Which clothes do you like now?
This one?
Yes, Mukai-chan.
No, it's not.
It's me.
Oh, it's you.
I was surprised.
How about this one?
Do you sell this water, too?
Yes, we do.
Is it for sale?
Yes, it is.
You sell everything.
Yes.
Wow, it has oxygen in it! Wow!
Wow, my eyes are popping out!
Well...
Did you have fun?
The staff's eyes were black.
It's really bad.
It really is.
I've been thinking about it since the beginning, but first of all, Juice's condition is bad.
I tried to do a gag, but I didn't know where to put it in.
It's a gag you can't help but know about.
Should I say "how about it" after the gag is over?
No, you shouldn't say that.
It was a normal gag.
I think it was good.
The one where your eyes pop out, right?
Yes, yes.
You said, "My eyes are popping out!"
I think it was good, even if you didn't see it.
Yes, it was good.
Next up is Nao's challenge!
Yes, we are now at Diver City Tokyo's Zebio.
Zebio!
Ze
Bi
O
Zebio!
Absorption.
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry about that.
What was that?
Let's take a look at the products.
By the way, Juice, have you ever been camping?
I've been camping...
Yes or no...
Which one was it...
Gundam!
Let's move on.
Yes!
This is interesting.
Here!
Corn potage.
Is that food?
Yes!
This is the corn potage zone.
I see, corn potage.
Why?
Here is my question.
Yes!
Why is there corn potage here?
Well...
Because it's a popular drink at camping!
Bu...bu...
- The answer is... - The answer is...
Because the staff love it!
What is that?
- I see! - Are you kidding me?
- Let's go! - You're kidding me, right?
- Ah! Here!
- Fitting room! - Ah! It's a fitting room!
- Then, let's have Juei-san enter this room! - What? I don't have anything to change?
- Yes! - What? I don't have anything to change and I enter a fitting room?
- Yes! - What do you want me to do?
When you come out of the fitting room, please say something that will surprise me!
- Something? - Yes!
- I understand! - Yes! Please!
- You're driving Juei-san away! - Then, let's call Juei-san!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Then...
- Juei-san!
- Ojiichan's name is... Juemon!
- Wow!
- What is this? - OK! That's it!
- That's it! - That's it!
- If we knew about Yumiki-chan's character, we would have laughed a lot and we would have had fun.
- But, if it's a first-time entertainer, we would probably be surprised. - Yes, we would be surprised.
- Some people might get a little angry. - I can't imagine!
- They might say, "You're scary all of a sudden!" - That's true!
- Yes!
- I've seen people say, "Let's do our best!" - Really?
- I've seen people say, "Wow!" and what else? Kyushu! Kyushu!
- Ah! Zebi!
- Kyushu...
- Wow! It's my first time seeing it! - I'm sorry!
- Kyushu... - Yes! Yes!
- I'm going to use it next time! - Use it!
- Kyushu... - Kyushu... - You can finish it in no time!
- That's good!
- Lastly, let's have Juei-san do her best one more time as Mr. Hikuchi's role model!
- Today, we have Divercity Tokyo's Zebio-san!
- Juei-san, thank you for coming! - Thank you for having me!
- Juebio! Juebio!
- You're fast!
- You're really fast!
- We've only just started, so... - Your breath is making jokes.
- I was surprised. I was being careful just now. - I'm sorry about that.
- Thank you for having me. - You're Zebio-san, right? - Yes, I'm Zebio-san.
- What's this? Is it a sports goods store?
- It's a sports goods store, so there are really a lot of sports.
- Oh, I used to do a lot of sports when I was in school.
- Here. - Oh! Is it volleyball?
- Basketball? - It's completely different!
- Because I used to play volleyball... - It's completely different!
- I knew it right away, but it's like this! - Oh, I see!
- It's like this! - It's like this, right?
- It's like this! - And you can move it, right?
- You can move it. - Your shoes are amazing, too!
- They're amazing. There's a lot of stuff.
- They also sell table tennis shoes.
- This? Is this a table tennis shoe?
- Oh, I've never seen a table tennis shoe like this. - Is this how you wear it?
- It's a little different.
- There's a racket over there. - Oh, I see!
- I was going to go with the racket first. Stop doing it first!
- Juei! - It's not "juei." It's "chorei."
- Oh, "chorei." - "Chorei"? How do you know that?
- It's beautiful. It's beautiful. - I'm going! I don't have time, so I'm going!
- She's leading you. - This area is badminton.
- Badminton... Oh, it's kind of like tennis! - Oh, that's right!
- Oh, is this tennis? - Oh, I see!
- Is it like this? - That's right!
- Badminton... - Oh, I see!
- It's like this! - No, it's not!
- Hey, I'm really sorry!
- Time's up!
- Thank you for your performance. It was wonderful. - Thank you for your performance.
- It was like watching a solo show in the afternoon. - Yes, it was like that.
- When you said "cheway", "chorey" came out. - Yes, I thought it was amazing.
- I thought you had crossed a waterfall.
- You will live a long life.
Variety physical strength measurement. The last one checks your cutting power.
What is the important point here?
- Why are you outside? - That's right.
- Why can idols cut so much now?
- There are people who can do it. - Yes, there are.
- I think it's special.
- But I don't think it's good not to say anything.
- It's not about whether it's interesting or not, but whether it's positive or not.
- I see. - I used to be in "one-shot - championship".
- That's right, Chiyu. - It was so slippery that I couldn't remember it.
- I'm sorry, I didn't remember it. - I have only one legend left.
- When I pressed the button in "one-shot - championship", I just took it.
One-shot-championship
- Here is the first topic.
- "I don't like this idol". What kind of idol?
- It's the basic of cutting.
- "I don't like this ____".
- Well, you two are idols.
- Yumiki-chan, you are fast.
- I don't know if it's correct or not, but is it okay? - I don't know if it's correct or not.
- How about this? I wanted to ask you about it.
- It's different from "ohiru" answer. It's a pattern where you make a mistake in kanji and have two things to say.
- That's a little... - Because "hiragana" is better. - "Hiragana" is better.
- That's right. - Let's ask Gini-san about it.
- I got it. - Yes.
- Here it is. Yumiki-chan, please.
- I don't like this idol. - Which idol?
- Hakenseido. - Hakenseido.
- Nice! - Nice! - Amazing!
- Really? - And she looks strong.
- Right? - Katakana.
- Why Katakana? - I couldn't understand kanji.
- You couldn't understand kanji, right? - Yes.
- You did well. That was good, Hakenseido. - Really?
- You don't like Haken, do you? - No.
- Mukai-chan, please. - I don't like this idol.
- Which idol? - I won't wash my hands.
- You don't like it, do you? - I don't like it.
- You don't like it as a human being, do you? - I don't like it as a human being, but not as an idol.
- You don't like it as an idol, do you? - I really don't like it.
- I don't like it.
- I don't like being washed my hands. - That's fine.
- No, you two are fine. - Oh!
- Yumiki-chan, you got it right! - Really?
- Yumiki-chan, you were faster. - I was faster, right?
- Let's go, Yumiki-chan.
- You don't like this idol, do you? - Which idol?
- Yaginori. - Yaginori?
- Yaginori! - Yaginori!
- You don't like this Yaginori idol, do you? - Yes.
- First of all, you don't know what "yaginori" is. - You don't know?
- Then, Chie-san, let's go. - Yes!
- You don't like this idol, do you? - Which idol?
- You eat the microphone.
- I don't like that either. - Sing it! Sing it!
- I won't eat it! - Wow!
- Sing it! - Make sure you do the "after-bath" part yourself.
- Make sure you put care into it.
Does the iPhone have that function? What kind of function does it have?
This is also a common question.
Oh, you're fast!
Yumiki-chan, please!
Does the iPhone have that function? What kind of function does it have?
Sorry!
You're writing it like Siri!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're good!
OK, Chie-san, let's go!
Does the iPhone have that function? What kind of function does it have?
When you say "i", you say "hon"!
- You don't need it, do you? - You don't need it, do you?
- Can you say it again? - Yes!
Let's go!
Does the iPhone have that function? What kind of function does it have?
It reads the color of other people's socks.
- You don't need it, do you? - You don't need it, do you?
- You're all good! - Right?
Can you not go faster than me?
- You're fast! - No, no, really!
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
You're good!
What is Chie's 46th joke?
When we talk about reality, there must be more than 46, right, Chie-san?
There must be more than 46.
Even now, there are probably 5 or 600.
- How many do you receive? - 12.
- How many do you receive? - Not many.
- Not many.
What is the real 46th one?
I was about to write that.
- The real one? - The real 46th one.
- The real 46th one.
- Here we go. - OK.
- The 46th one. - Yes.
It's not "ninja"!
It's "ichinomato-ryo"!
This is the 46th one.
I see.
If you're going to do it, why did you write it in white?
I didn't write it at all!
You didn't have to show it!
You just left it!
After seeing Chuuhei's correct answer,
what kind of answer will they give?
Oh! Let's go, Mukai-chan!
What is Chuuhei's 46th wrong answer?
At first, it's not "guu", it's "Chuuhei".
Oh!
I want you to do that one.
OK, I'll do that one.
The director gave us instructions.
Chuuhei-san, please!
At first, it's not "guu", it's "Chuuhei".
Oh!
It seems possible!
She's in 46th place now.
Oh, no!
OK, then...
She's fast!
Chuuhei-san is fast!
Then, what is Chuuhei-san's 46th wrong answer?
Samba! Samba! Samba! Samba! Santa!
Is it correct?
It's correct!
Isn't it strange?
Is it correct? Is it correct?
If you think about it carefully, it's not "ob".
It's not "ob"!
This is the last question.
What did Sazae-san forget when she was cooking?
Wallet and what else?
Something she forgot?
She's fast!
You're kidding me!
She's fast!
She's really fast!
Already?
Wow!
What did Sazae-san forget when she was shopping?
Wallet and what else?
This!
Here?
Here!
Amazing!
Wow! You forgot this part, didn't you?
I forgot it.
You can remove it.
You were wearing it.
You were wearing three of them, weren't you?
Yes.
That's not possible, isn't it?
You're both fast and smart.
Yes, you're right.
I was really surprised.
When Chuei-san gave up her answer, all items were sold out.
From now on, we will announce the total results of each item that Ms. Kikuchi-sensei selected seriously.
"Variety Physical Strength Assessment".
The one with the best result is...
Mukai-chan!
Amazing!
I didn't expect it. Mukai-chan!
Congratulations!
What's the reason for this?
She was really good at cutting the last part.
There were other reasons, too.
She was good at wiping herself.
She looked like she was doing her best.
She looked like she was positive.
She really grew up.
She really grew up today.
Thank you very much.
You really rated it seriously, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Ms. Kikuchi-sensei scored more than average in all items, starting with the cutting part.
On the other hand, the best one was...
Chuei-san!
Me?
I'm the best one?
I'm the best one?!
Please show us your reaction.
I'm sorry.
Comedian Chuei-san!
She scored a lot, and she was the best one!
She's a great comedian, so I thought she'd say it roughly.
But she rated my reaction seriously.
I thought it was really bad.
As you can see, Nao's variety ability is still unknown.
I think you learned a lot today, so let's wrap up with that in mind!
If you only do what you like, you'll be a bad person.
So I'll do what I like and what I don't like!
I'll do my best!
You didn't learn anything today!
Next episode!
I want to be a cloud fairy.
With the power of science, Nao's dream will come true!