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Let's get started, Nogizaka46 Yumiki Naoto and Yumitsuki-chan.
This time, we are with these members.
Yes, I'm Yukai Hazuki. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I have a good feeling that today will be a wonderful day.
Really?
Why is that?
Because we are good friends, right?
That's right.
And this time, we are with these people.
Welcome!
Hello! We are "Takibeto" and "Chuuyo" of "Nagareoshi".
"Koi wo suru no wa ikenai koto ka" "kimi no kimochi"
Nice to meet you.
It's been a while.
Do you remember us?
Of course we do.
We were on "Pop no Kai".
It's our second time.
No, it's our fourth time.
It's our second time.
Tashitehai ni
I'm not sure about "tashitehai ni" either.
Nice to meet you.
So, today's topic is...
I want to get addicted to variety shows!
Variety shows are important.
That's right.
By the way, how about you two? Do you have variety shows?
Yes, but "Mohanzuki" is one of the three.
If you say "variety shows", you say "Mohanzuki".
That's a big lie.
Is it a big lie?
It's a big lie.
Why are you lying?
So, this time...
we have invited an amazing person.
Really?
Maybe...
If you search "variety" in a dictionary, you can find this person's picture.
You can find it.
You can advertise this person.
Is it like a picture in a textbook?
It's in a variety textbook.
I wonder what it is.
She's the queen of variety!
Yes, it's her!
Please come in!
It's hard for me to come out!
Don't say it! It's embarrassing!
Thank you for coming!
This awkward feeling is wonderful, isn't it?
This time, Yamitsuki-chan is from the same idol group as Nao-chan, Hikuchi Ami-tan!
She has the variety power to stand side by side with the entertainers!
By the way, how do you two think of Ami-chan?
I love her!
You like her, don't you?
As an idol and as a variety show, I like her.
That's true!
Are you an idol?
Is that so?
I didn't have that image either!
I thought you were an entertainer!
Hikuchi-san, an ex-idol, gave a warning to the two of them.
Hikuchi Ami of the idol group was a little protective.
As an idol, when you say a little funny thing, you get a big applause!
I felt that.
When you are alone, you really lose it.
I really feel it.
Now that we know the difficulties of ex-idols, what is this project?
It is "Variety Physical Strength Measurement"!
"Variety Physical Strength Measurement"!
I would like you all to try out a few topics and see how much variety you can do.
Actions speak louder than words!
So, Yumiki-chan, are you confident?
No, but I've only recently learned how to be afraid of variety shows.
Why?
No, but I've only recently learned how to be afraid of variety shows.
What did you do?
Um, I had a talk show on a big show and I had to talk, but I got swallowed up in the waves and forgot all of my talk.
What?
What happened to that? You forgot it?
Um, like an angel, the staff pulled a can of beer from the ceiling like this.
What?
I've never seen it!
What is that? From the ceiling?
From the ceiling!
Um, I feel like I'm pulling a mission music video.
You got swallowed up in the waves?
Um, can you show me?
I've never seen it!
What is that?
This time, she's going to show off her variety skills, which is essential for surviving in the entertainment world.
I've never done it before.
Let's put on some lipstick.
Why?
"Nugizaka 46" by Yumiki Nao and Yamitsuki-chan.
The first topic is reaction skills!
Reaction skills are important, aren't they?
They are.
When you go on a gourmet shoot or a cityscape shoot, you often experience various things, don't you?
To be honest, there are times when you experience something and you're like, "Oh, it's like this."
I think it's important how you can pick it up and convey it.
Such reaction skills and important points are...
This is a crescendo.
Crescendo?
Yes.
You can't watch everything and be quiet all the time. You can't be noisy all the time.
If you don't have strength and weakness, you'll get bored even if you watch it.
Normally, you can do it like this.
So...
Why?
Oh, you surprised me.
No, no, no.
Wait a minute.
There's something wrong with you.
Wait a minute.
Um...
There's something wrong with you.
"Um, please try it." is probably for Ami-chan.
"Please try it." is probably for Ami-chan.
Isn't it too fast?
It's too much.
"Please try it." "Why?!"
You said it like that.
You surprised me.
I was surprised by Nao-chan's loud voice.
Let's have Ms. Higuchi show us her trick.
I hate bugs.
I really hate it.
But if there are bugs there...
Wait. There are bugs there. Wait.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Like this.
I see.
I can say it more or less.
You can explain the difference between the two.
Yes.
Let's learn from Ms. Higuchi and give it a try, too.
There's a bug!
Yes, there is!
"Wait. A bug. A bug. A bug. A bug. A bug. A bug.
A bug! A bug!
It's funny.
What was that?
Was it that loud?
I was surprised, too.
It's unexpected, isn't it?
It was amazing.
Can you do it again?
Do it like you.
There is a bug.
Bug.
It's fine.
It's not bad at all.
The order is different.
That's all.
From now on, we will check the reaction of Yumiki, Mukai, and Chuei.
You two have been practicing, but I haven't done it yet.
Chuei, are you okay? You are a professional.
I'm not okay!
I'm too nervous to give a high-quality lecture than I imagined.
We will challenge a live-broadcast report with the help of Mr. Hikuchi.
We will measure their reaction power in different situations.
First, Nao-chan. The setting is a general public's Otaku interview.
Now, Yumiki-chan, please.
Hi, I'm Yumiki Nao.
It's a prank on you.
Today, we have an amateur...
Don't call me "amateur".
You have come to her house.
Wow! I can feel a sense of freedom.
Wow!
Okay, let's get started.
Oh, Iyanushi is not here.
Did you come in on your own will?
The first thing you see is this family tree.
You may not be able to imagine what this looks like, but...
I will try it.
Oh! Here it is!
Tatami room!
Oh, I can smell it.
It smells a little, doesn't it?
What do you call this?
A bouquet of flowers.
You are very...what do you call it?
Flower-dressed.
There is no flower, right?
Oh! And...oh!
What is this next door?
This...tight door...
I expected too much of it.
Will it be okay? When there is nothing...
Oh!
What is this?
Blanket!
It's a small blanket, isn't it?
Well, this is...
Oh! What is this?
This is probably...
Ta-da!
It's a living room!
I know!
This is where we were just now, isn't it?
Can you see this?
What is it?
It's a kitchen.
I can't see it.
It's an L-shaped kitchen.
It's a U-shaped kitchen.
If you want to talk to someone by looking at their face,
you can buy this product.
It's expensive!
Are you a real estate agent?
It's time for us to say goodbye.
Have a happy new year!
It's more lonely to be alone than I thought.
And...
I heard everyone's secret stories from their ears.
I was in a lot of trouble.
We were in a lot of trouble, too.
We were both in a lot of trouble.
But this is how it is in the middle of the show.
Even though you can hear the voice of the studio, you have to react.
What is the teacher's evaluation?
Maybe the word "crescent" might have been wrong.
You were opening the blanket, weren't you?
Before you opened it, you said, "What is this?"
You said, "What is this?" too much.
It's usually a blanket over there.
Is that so?
I think it would be nice if someone came out of there.
Even if you said it was a blanket before you opened it,
Oh, my master is here, too.
Like this.
Oh, I see.
I'll steal that one, too.
Steal it proudly.
What else did Ms. Kichi care about?
How you hold the microphone.
Idols often do it like this when they sing.
Some people hold it like this in reports or ordinary variety shows.
I'm really interested in that.
I was told that when I was in a group.
Everyone holds it like this, right?
Yes.
I think you'll get used to it if you do it like this.
I see.
That's amazing.
I may have thought of it at first.
I didn't know.
I've been scolded quite a bit so far.
If you hold it like this, you'll be scolded.
What?
You'll be scolded.
Wait a minute.
You'll be scolded.
Wait a minute.
I'm the person on top of Nogizaka.
I won't be scolded.
Next up is Ms. Hatsuki.
The topic is "Entering the dressing room of celebrities."
Ms. Mukai at the scene, please.
Yes, I'm Mukai at the scene.
Today, I'm a popular idol.
You're holding the microphone in a good way.
You're holding it in a great way.
It's more natural.
Excuse me.
Oh, there's no one in the dressing room.
As expected of a popular idol.
It smells good.
It smells very good.
I can smell it.
I can smell it very well.
Huh?
There's a bag in a place like this.
Shall we go inside?
This bag!
It's a new one from the previous brand.
It's expensive!
I knew it!
It's cute! It's nice!
Before we go inside...
Inside...
Oh, but...
What? What? What?
I heard something.
You heard something, didn't you?
Um...
It's a handkerchief, isn't it?
Oh, it's nice.
It's a nice scent.
You're fast!
It's water, isn't it?
Shall we drink this?
What?
But there's no one who can do it this far, is there?
There's no one, is there?
By the way, let's put on lipstick.
Isn't it amazing?
I can't believe I'm doing this at this late hour.
But I think you have a great reporting ability.
I don't know if it's because of Yumeki-chan or if it's because of you.
But it was really easy to understand.
I could see you trying to do your best.
And before you went into the bag, you looked at the bag.
It was good, wasn't it?
You didn't open it right away, did you?
But the moment you opened the bag, you were like "futsuu" and went into it.
You were picking it up.
If it was a live broadcast, it would have been useless even if you tried hard after you heard "futsuu".
It's already in there, isn't it?
And you drank water, too.
No, I've only seen that from Mr. Izzy.
As soon as I joined, I received Mr. Izzy's recommendation, so I decided to do it.
I see.
Mr. Izzy, it's a live broadcast.
Of course you're going at that speed.
That's right.
The next challenge is Jumei-san!
Jumei-san is going to try eating ramen at a ramen shop.
Eating ramen is basic.
Eating ramen is difficult.
Not only that, but also the overall feeling.
The way you speak and how you enter the shop.
I think Jumei-san can do that normally.
That's right.
You do that normally.
I've been doing this for a long time and I have a lot of experience.
I want you to see that too.
As a partner, Jumei-san is more nervous than I imagined.
The more Ami-chan speaks, the more nervous I am like a show race.
And it's extremely spicy ramen.
Extremely spicy?
You're good at it.
I'm not good at extremely spicy food.
See you later.
Jumei-san, can you show your determination as an entertainer?
Okay, Jumei-san!
Can you give us a food report?
Okay, Jumei-san!
No, that's not a microphone.
I'm sorry, it's not a microphone.
Oh, it's something you put on your ear!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Elephant!
I don't need a joke.
Jumei-san, I don't need a joke.
Hurry up and bring me the microphone!
Takeuchi-san, you're getting nervous.
Okay, Jumei-san!
We're at a famous street-side ramen shop.
Yes.
When you say "ramen shop", it feels like you're doing it yourself.
But look at this!
What is it?
It's like a cafe in Daikan-yama.
It's fashionable.
It's a fashionable indoor ramen shop.
Look at this!
Yes.
Does everyone know about this?
It's called "stairs".
Everyone knows about it.
It's like...
something about "Petris" is going to fit in here.
What are you saying?
I'm not asking for comments!
Jumei-san looks like she's about to do it!
It's funny!
Wait a minute!
This is a curtain, right?
It's a curtain.
Hurry up and give me a food report!
Here I go!
I don't need magic!
Magic!
Why is your face up?
It's a food report!
A food report!
There's a secret that Jumei-san has kept a secret!
Actually...
Jumei-san, you're not wearing earphones right now, right?
Jumei-san can't hear you.
Earlier you said it was super spicy, right?
Actually, it's just regular ramen.
Jumei-san thinks it's super spicy, but it's not spicy at all.
I'm looking forward to seeing how they'll react.
Here it comes!
I don't think we need to say much about this.
- It's probably spicy. - No, it's not spicy.
Handsome.
I was confused for a second.
I was wondering what you were going to say.
- Hurry up and eat it! - It's too long!
It's too long! It's like an insert shot.
- Hurry up and eat it! - Hurry up!
- I'll eat it now! - Go ahead and eat it.
- I'll start with the soup. - Sounds good.
It's not spicy at all.
Look at this!
My hair is turning red!
It's turning red!
You said it again because it came to your face.
Look at the camera.
- Wait a minute. - It came out.
- Which one is it? - It's coming out.
- It's not spicy? - It's not spicy.
Can you still eat it?
- I can eat it. - It's not spicy.
Wait a minute! It's spicy!
- Wait a minute. It's not spicy. - It's not spicy.
- No, you're lying. - You're cheating.
- You can eat it. - You can eat it.
I can eat it.
Oh, no! I'm starting to sweat.
- I'll eat it now! - You're not sweating.
- You're happy. - It's not coming out at all.
- Make it less spicy. - I think it's spicy, so I'll make it less spicy.
Why are you doing this to me?
- Huh? - Huh?
It's not as spicy as I thought it would be.
- You said it. - I said it.
- It's spicy. - I think it's spicy sometimes.
- I'll have some eggs. - Eggs.
Oh.
Eat it.
- Eat it. - Eat it.
Just include it.
Say something.
Say your impressions.
I got it.
I got it!
- You said nothing. - He said it with the intention of saying "eat it" right?
I got it!
That's all for now!
- I want to end it. - I can't end it.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
It looks like you just finished your work. It's cool.
You look like an actor.
No, it's not an interview of an actor.
Chie-san, how do you like the ramen you ate?
It's all I can eat.
All you can eat? How is the ramen?
I'm not good at eating strange things.
At first, I thought it was spicy.
But as I ate it, it wasn't spicy.
Why?
What is this? I kept thinking and laughing.
It's ramen, but it's not spicy at all.
See? I told you I was lying!
No, you didn't lie.
At first, you said it wasn't spicy.
No, I said it was spicy at first, but now it's not spicy at all.
Right, Taisho?
But I thought it was really amazing.
Chie-san, even though you didn't say it out loud,
you kept saying things like, "If I do it like this, they'll say it like this."
Even if you're not good at saying things out loud, you can say it like this.
How do you like it, staff?
It was good, wasn't it?
It was really good.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Can I cry?
The next topic is "wiping power"!
Wiping power is also important, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
How about you, Yumiki and Mukai?
When I appeared in a TV show which mainly focused on watching VTRs,
I couldn't speak or say anything.
I felt sorry for myself.
Wiping power is essential for a studio show!
What does Ms. Kikuchi value in wiping power?
It's very difficult for two people to speak at the same time.
You don't have to speak in a loud voice.
If you speak in a low voice, people will say "I see".
But, if you speak in a loud voice, people will say "What!?"
There are various ways of speaking, so you can express it in your own way.
Also, you can use your hands.
But, if you move your hands all the time, it will be noisy.
Like this.
That's good!
Like this!
Wiping power is essential for a studio show!
So, you have to use your hands like this!
Like this!
I don't know if viewers will understand it.
But, it's very interesting!
Each of you will watch a VTR and react to it.
The first challenger is Ms. Katsuki!
I'll start Ms. Mukai's wiping challenge!
I'll go first.
What a beautiful field!
Potatoes look delicious!
There are so many of them!
Thank you so much!
Let's give her a round of applause.
She's doing it.
What do you think of it, Sensei?
She said a lot of things.
She said "thank you" in a way that I couldn't think of.
What did you say "thank you" for?
I said "thank you" for making delicious potatoes.
From a consumer's point of view, right?
Yes, that's right.
What did you think of it, Yumichi-chan?
I think it was a very noticeable wipe.
If this wipe appears, I think the tea room will also become popular.
The tea room won't become popular.
It won't become popular.
Next, Nao-chan will do the challenge.
Then, this is Yumichi-chan's wipe challenge.
Go ahead!
It's a train.
It's amazing.
It's scary.
The cityscape is quite bumpy.
Is it called "Mrs. Manbashi"?
It passed! It passed!
It passed!
I wonder what it is.
It's different from the bullet train.
It was very fun!
Thank you for your hard work!
How did you like it?
I tried my best to show you what you taught me, but I think it depends on the video whether it's going well or not.
It depends on the video!?
It's not up to you!?
That's right! Why are you being so serious!?
Scary!
It's difficult, yes.
What did you think of Ms. Kikuchi?
Your face was smiling a lot and your surprised expressions were great.
I think both of you have different types, so I think Ms. Mukai is good at bold variety shows and assistants,
but I think Ms. Yubiki is like Karen Takezawa.
Do you want me to be able to be an assistant for you, Manager-san?
Maybe you should fix it up a little.
Your style!
The last challenger is Ms. Chuuei!
Ms. Chuuei's wipe challenge!
The fish is being peeled off.
It looks painful.
But it's dead, so it's not painful.
I'm scared.
Who is it?
Ms. Tetsuko Kurenai.
When you open it, maybe...
Sashimi came out.
It looks delicious with soy sauce.
Is it okay?
Doesn't the fish hurt?
Is it alive? Is it dead?
Which one? It's dead, isn't it?
Of course it is.
It's already been peeled off.
What is he saying?
What's going on here?
He's scaling it.
Don't scale it.
Oh, I see.
You're cutting it big and getting married.
I see.
You're getting married.
You're carrying a bag.
Are you going to put a bag in it, too?
Just kidding.
That's terrible.
No, no.
We don't need a cover-up after this.
Wipe game
It's not a wipe game, is it?
It's like a live broadcast.
Yes, it was like a live broadcast.
I noticed it!
I noticed Mino-san when we were playing as a team.
No, no, no.
Oh, you mean that?
It's Mino-manta-san.
That's a little...
It's like, "What are you doing?"
If you say it like that, show me your example, Ami-chan.
Me?
You're right.
You've been saying it like you're proud of me, but show me!
Ami-chan...
Here, Kikuchi-sensei joins in!
What is his new style?
So, Ami-chan's example is "answer," right?
That's right.
Let's see Ami-chan's answer for "wipe."
Here you go!
Huh?
What is it?
A sandstorm?
This is amazing!
It's obvious, isn't it?
Huh? This is...
There's no life sign or anything like that, is there?
That's true.
Huh? What is this?
You're kidding me!
Wait!
Wow! It's a child! Amazing!
Wow!
Amazing!
I didn't think it was a child.
She's doing it in the studio, too.
I thought it was a woman or a man, but...
When I looked at her face, I couldn't believe it was a girl.
Is it Africa? Where is it?
Where is it? Where is it?
Talk to me!
Is it a sandstorm? I've never done it before!
I didn't say it!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was wonderful.
What's amazing is that we did a Starship Talk after it was over.
When it's over, it comes, doesn't it?
It comes down with someone's face, doesn't it?
I was doing it in my own pattern.
I see!
You were doing it in your own pattern, so you were going to talk to the MC yourself.
How do you two feel now?
I'm stunned.
Do you have anything scary?
But I...
What are you asking?
I get this kind of question from time to time when the camera isn't rolling.
I think you two might be really confused.
I think Ami would make a DVD of it and sell it as a textbook.
Really?
Sell it!
Starship Talk!
Next episode, "I want to get addicted to variety!"
My grandfather's name is Chewemon!