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Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Ms. Himiki.
Congratulations on your first selection.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
We have prepared a present for you.
I'm happy.
What is it?
Ta-da!
Is it a card?
Then, I will wrap up your broadcast frame.
Ms. Himiki will be the general director of this program.
What?
Planning, composition, and directing.
She will think about all of them by herself.
By herself?
She will do all of them by herself.
We will hold a planning meeting in a week.
Yes.
Until then, we haven't planned many projects yet.
I see.
Planning meeting
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
We will start the meeting.
Thank you for having us.
I will write down what I want to do.
Please watch it.
Ms. Nao's first selection has begun.
Ms. Himiki and Ms. Nao's general directing project.
Ms. Nao's plan for the first meeting is as follows.
When I was a child, I used to design clothes a lot.
I want to realize it.
What kind of clothes do you want to make?
I think "slit" is generally recognized by the world now.
When I was three or four years old,
"slit" didn't exist in the world.
It didn't exist.
So, I want to make a skirt that looks like "slit" and shorts.
I used to be a Japanese language school teacher.
I don't think you know much about it.
When I actually go to school and teach everyone,
I want them to think I'm smarter than they think.
You're a practical student.
What do you mean by "practical student"?
Ta
Is it "ta"?
Is it like this?
Lastly, I'm from Kyoto.
I don't think you know much about it.
I'm from Kyoto.
I sometimes make things up in my blog.
I say it in a bad way.
But I don't know much about it.
Do you have a lot of memories?
I have a lot of photos and albums.
Nao has been thinking about it for a week.
What is the project you want to do the most?
Kyoto.
Not only in Tokyo,
I want people all over the world to know more about you.
That's right.
Here it is.
What is it?
This is a map of Kyoto that I have researched.
Nao-chan has already researched about the hottest place in Kyoto.
There are five items, from a typical place to a shrine, Bukkaku, a little break cafe, a lot of stationery, a grocery store and gourmet food.
There is also an address of an old woman's house.
So, have you thought of anything in Kyoto?
Can I?
But I'm a woman.
Do you mind?
Not at all.
I can stand food, too.
Now, it's important for Nao-chan, the general director, to confirm.
Is Miki-san going to be on the show?
That's right.
Do you want to be on the show?
Do you want me to be on the show?
I want to be on the show.
Do you want to be on the show?
Do you want me to be on the show?
I'll be on the show.
Nao-chan is looking forward to being on the show in Kyoto.
It's been about a month since then.
What is the project that she has realized by meeting with the staff?
It's started now, Yumitsuki-chan of "Nagezoka46 Yumikitown"
Everyone, do you know where I am now?
Today, I came to my hometown, Kyoto, as I wished
Since I came all the way to Kyoto, I couldn't bring any members with me today
Because it's me
Since I couldn't come, I'm calling a guest today
She is this person
Thank you for having me
My name is Sago Taimashii
Thank you for having me
My wish has come true
I'm doing a radio show on Friday
Yes, you are doing a radio show
You are doing a radio show on Tuesday
I'm an assistant and Fuyo-chan is a member of the same group
That's right
We haven't met before, right?
That's right
I haven't met you before, but for some reason you call me "Mio"
You say "She is no good, she is stupid"
You are exposed
You say "She is no good, she is stupid"
I've heard rumors about you
It's not us saying it, but the guest Mio-chan says it
She is born with it
That's right
She says "If I go up there, I have no choice but to drop my yumikitown"
That's how it is
She gets angry right away
That's right
She gets angry right away
Don't you talk about all of that in the shade?
You are an ideaman
We are kappa
If you heat your head too much, it will evaporate
That's how it is
You have to cool it down
I see
Don't get too close with her
I see
Come over here
We are all kappa
Excuse me, can we record this for quality improvement?
I'm sorry
Can you say something from now on?
If you want to hear it one more time, please do so
Before you get hated by them, let's tell them what we have planned
This is my first choice in my 300,000th single
Congratulations
It's all thanks to you all
We have to make some more reservations
It's not thanks to you all
We have our own responsibilities
Please press it just for today
We will press about Yamizuki-chan
Today, as a director Yumiki, we will do the location shooting so we hope you will join us
You two are not exaggerating when you say location shooting
We are not exaggerating when we say location shooting
Yamizuki-chan has come all the way to Kyoto with her dream
This time, she will be Nao-chan's director and guide Kyoto's climate
Will Yumiki-director's location shooting be successful?
Yes, OK!
Nugizaka46, Yumiki-nao and Yamizuki-chan!
From now on, we will resume from the opening as a program directed by Yumiki-director
For the opening, I would like you to do a gag related to Kyoto
An opening gag?
You say it with a loud voice "Where are you?"
Then, a "pyoko" comes out from below and you say "Were you hiding?"
That's good!
Yamamoto-san, a "kanpe" is coming out
5 seconds ago
4
3
2
Is this Kyoto?
Where should we go?
Huh? Where is Yamamoto-san?
Huh? Where is it?
Huh? Where is Yamamoto-san?
Huh? Yamamoto-san is not here
Where is it?
Everyone, please look for it!
Pon! Pon! Pon!
Pi!
I wasn't hiding!
OK!
Is there anything OK?
I'm really excited now
It's not "excited"
Today, I came here!
Kyoto!
3
2
We have come to Kyoto! Kyoto! Kyoto!
Today we would like to go somewhere in Kyoto!
We are in Kyoto!
Today we would like to go somewhere in Kyoto!
Let's go!
You talk a lot!
1, 2, 3!
"Nishiki", "Nishi", "Nishi", "Nikki", "Ki"!
That's good!
The first thing we did was the "Nishiki Market" that you can't miss when you come to Gion!
It's a popular sightseeing spot where you can find more than 120 items such as Kyoto gourmet and souvenir shops!
Have you ever been to Kyoto?
Have we been to Kyoto?
Well, we have been there a few times for comedy work, but it's the first time for us to see a location like that!
By the way, there is a girl named "Yumiki Nao" in "Nugetsuka46". Did you know that she is from Kyoto?
I didn't know that!
I'm sorry!
What is your impression of her?
My impression of her?
She says that you can win if you pick up sumo.
She says you can't lose if you pick up a fight.
What about you, Yum?
I think she is a cute girl and I'm sure that she is from "Nugetsuka46".
I think she is the center of "Nugetsuka46".
All right! Let's go!
She is in a good mood now.
So, let's go.
We don't really follow you, director.
We think you are behind the camera, but we don't follow you.
Why did you meet now?
Is it a market or something?
Yes, it is. It's near Karatsuma.
Please go there.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, is it here?
Yes, it is.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Hello.
May I interrupt you for a moment?
We came here under the direction of a unity director to visit a shop with a Kyoto-like feel, "Kazari Nishiki".
We make things in our town.
By the way, I'm a little curious.
Oh, Seki-san, what's up with you all of a sudden?
This is "usagi doshi" (rabbit doshi) next year.
I didn't ask you anything in particular.
What's up with you pointing fingers all of a sudden?
No, it's not perfect.
Oh, what is it?
It's not "touching" but "pointing fingers".
Oh, you were curious about it?
You were curious about it, weren't you?
I see.
What is it?
This is "tawashii" (rabbit doshi)
What?
It's art.
It's amazing.
May I touch it?
Yes.
Oh, you're right.
It's amazing.
May I touch it?
It's here.
It's so cute.
I see.
It's "usagi doshi" (rabbit doshi) so it's "usagi" corner now.
"Tawashii" and "omoshiroi" are the 10 "omoshiroi" songs.
"Tawashi" how many times?
Isn't it?
What's up with you?
I'm sorry.
What's up with you?
"Kanpei" is a little...
No, you can't.
"Tawashi" is over now.
"Tawashi" how many times?
What's up with you?
You also wanted to go there after "tawashi" is over, didn't you?
Yes, I wanted to go there.
I'm sorry.
"Tawashi" how many times?
The designer, the artist, and the first color painter drew my rabbit design and gave it to me as a gift.
I want to make it a good year next year.
I want to make it public with my thoughts.
In other words, what does a rabbit mean to you?
What does a rabbit mean to me?
I want to fly. I want to fly next year.
Great.
I want to fly in heaven.
Great.
"Choujuu-giga" is very popular.
It is the oldest manga in Japan.
Yes, it is.
I designed it.
It's good.
It's the best seller.
You can imitate "Choujuu-giga".
Yes, you can.
Can you do it for me?
"Choujuu-giga" what is it?
"Choujuu-giga" is a frog.
Frog, please.
Frog of "Choujuu-giga".
"Choujuu-giga" is like this.
Frog of "Choujuu-giga".
No, no, no.
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun.
I like rabbits, too.
Yes, rabbits and frogs.
Hurry up!
OK.
I'm sorry.
I was threatened.
I'm sorry.
We didn't mean it.
I'm sorry.
I was threatened.
I'm sorry.
We didn't mean it.
I'm sorry.
We didn't mean it.
I heard that you are not good at filming in Kyoto.
I heard it.
I started filming recently.
I think it's difficult for me to be a director.
I want to do many things.
But I can't do it here.
Don't you love it so much?
What do you mean?
I love Kokeshi.
Do you like Kokeshi?
Yes, I love Kokeshi.
Don't you love it?
I'm sorry. It's our first meeting.
Nishiki-san, you are in a good mood.
It's a nice shop, so please visit it.
They walk around the market again.
You don't have to worry about your health, do you?
It looks delicious.
We are here.
Please go over there as much as you can.
This place looks good.
It looks delicious.
Do you have anything special?
Do you have tempura?
We would like to have fried fish.
Fried fish?
It's a famous dish in Kyoto.
There is something freshly fried.
What is it?
It's steamed...
It's grilled squid.
It's scallops.
It's cute.
Scallops.
Would you like it?
Would you like scallops and squid?
Yes, please.
Would you like tempura, too?
Would you like ham and tempura, too?
Yes, please.
The director is personally ordering food.
He doesn't use the word "scallops".
As the director said, we will order scallops, squid and ham.
Let's eat.
Here...
I've never seen scallops before.
I've never seen it before.
Should we say it?
If you don't mind...
Director...
Real director...
I'm sorry, director.
If you don't mind, gimmicky director, too.
It's not nice.
Gimmicky director, would you like to eat with us?
Is it okay?
It's not nice.
You can talk now.
But...
Since we are three people, let's play rock-paper- scissors just in case.
Just in case?
Just in case.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Okay.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors fair and square.
Okay.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Why do you want this picture?
Since we are three people, let's eat one by one.
Okay.
At first...
Can I eat first?
At first...
You want to eat first?
Thank you for the food.
It's fluffy.
It's not sweet.
Who told you to do this show in secret?
Who?
It's me.
Did you quit?
I'll eat scallops.
It's amazing.
Scallops get smaller when you grill them.
But, it's still big.
I'll eat it.
I'll eat scallops.
Actually, I'll eat squid.
Which one?
Which one did you eat?
I wanted to eat scallops, but I ate squid.
Why did you do that?
Squid.
Why did you become a woman?
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it. Have you ever eaten a squid?
You don't like it, do you?
I said "squid"! Write it down here!
The herb is about to expand.
What are you talking about?
After that, Shokureppo progressed with the instructions of the bowcutter.
I got excited when I ate it.
My body got hot!
Hot...
Isn't it "hotate"?
It's my first time eating Shokureppo which I don't know its taste.
Let's say "Are you ready?" together.
OK.
One, two...
Are you ready?
OK!
I don't know whether it's true or not.
Today's director is wrong.
I don't know.
They move to another location and shoot again.
And here...
Well...
Can I say something?
The director's progress is terrible.
I'd like you to change your personnel.
Is it possible?
It's like a shooting we've never seen before.
I think we'll lose our jobs.
I think so, too.
There are people watching us.
We'd like to work together.
I think so, too.
It's like "lose, lose, lose" now.
We're losing production, too.
Could it be that the director has changed?
From now on, Mr. Yamamoto will give instructions as a director.
Hey, line up here.
Hey, say something funny here.
It's okay. The director will disappear soon.
Say it nicely.
Hey, this line, this line, this line.
It's okay, it's okay.
I've only seen it like that.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, five members, four, three, two, one.
Next up is Yasui Konpira-gun.
Yes.
This is it.
Yes, this is the famous Enkiri Shrine in Kyoto.
In Enkiri Shrine, you can get rid of bad luck and get good luck.
Kyoto Kushi's power spot is great for you.
Isn't it good?
By the way, what kind of luck do you want to get rid of?
Well, it's not luck, it's lines.
Lines? What do you mean by lines?
When it's hot like this, I sweat a lot.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I want to get rid of sweat lines.
This is not a sauna.
Is it bad?
Oh, it's out.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
One, two, three.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's do it again.
Why?
Let's do it all over again from the beginning.
Why?
Let's do it all over again from the beginning.
It's tough.
Yes.
AD, give Seki-san an umbrella.
It's definitely Yumiki-chan.
Okay, Seki-san, an umbrella.
It's definitely Yumiki-chan, an umbrella.
Seki-san, I'm counting on you for a big umbrella.
Although a little scared of Demon Director Yamamoto- san, they visit the shrine.
They make a wish at Enkiri Enmusu Beach.
By making a wish through a small hole in the stone,
they cut off the evil circle and tie up the good circle.
Thank you for your hard work.
Wait a minute, this.
Yes, yes.
How was it?
I think we were able to cut off the evil circle.
Yes.
In the future, we'll do it more cheerfully.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Today's summary, Himi-chan, please read it out loud.
It bloomed.
It may have bloomed.
Red, white, yellow.
Thank you very much.
I don't know the meaning.
It bloomed.
It may have bloomed.
4, 9.
Red, white, yellow.
Red, white, yellow is 3?!
It's 5 letters.
Then I don't know the meaning.
Seki-san, can you read it out?
Can I?
Seki-san, please read out the summary of this shrine.
When the sun rose in the mountain, the animals gathered.
You're influencing them!
You're influencing Himi-chan!
Seki-san! That's not true!
Alright, we'll shoot the next scene.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Give me back.
No way!
You like me, don't you?
You touched it, didn't you?
No, I didn't. I'm glad I did.
If I touch the mic like this, it's no good.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Omose is like "Meow!"
What did you say just now?
Because it's in such a wide area,
I'm glad I did.
If I touch it like this, it's no good.
Please leave it to me.
Mr. Seki, will you do it?
I'm going to watch you two for a day and show you that you're a director.
Oh!
We're going to a cafe where Nao-chan wanted to go in place of Mr. Seki.
This is a good little road.
It's called "the fifth eye".
It's nice to walk in a kimono.
I know, right?
How do you like it?
When I come back home, I can relax a lot.
I want to come back here again.
I want to be an old woman again.
It's very nice.
Right?
It's very nice.
Oh, no. It was a Kyoto bento.
I'm sorry. I thought it was a Kyoto bento.
I'm embarrassed.
Are you embarrassed?
Oh, is it here?
This is Fugetsu-san.
These are the sweets you wanted to eat.
Do you know what "tsuragamae" is?
Don't say "tsuragamae".
I shouldn't say it.
It's about yankies.
What is "tsuragamae"?
Is it a performance?
It's not a performance. It's a stage or something like that.
Excuse me.
Nao-chan's favorite sweets at Cafe Fugetsu-san are...
Oh, it's here.
Oh, it's amazing.
Oh, it's cute.
This is "kirigoshi" tofu.
This is "shiratama" dumplings.
"Kirigoshi" tofu, "sugu" dumplings, "shiratama" dumplings and "shiratama" dumplings change every season,
but now we use "maramune" dumplings.
And this is "kuromitsu" and "wakuchinaoshi" gummies.
However, there is only one "shiratama" dumplings prepared this time.
The two of you will compete in a quiz about "wakaokami yokoyama-san".
I don't want to do variety shows anymore.
If it was a documentary, you wouldn't need two people, would you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What has been my nickname since I was little?
What?
It's difficult.
"Yokoyama-mikiko-san".
In other words, "yogo-buki".
Oh.
The mask is a little small, so my ears are in front of me.
I'm sorry.
My ears are a little in front of me.
That's cute.
I'm sorry.
Can I give you a hint?
"Yokoyama-mikiko-san".
Oh, I know!
"Tanaka-no-botamochi".
Oh, I see.
Was it popular?
It was popular.
Can I say it?
"Tanaka-kakuei".
What is it?
"Tanaka-mikiko" has been mentioned before.
"Tanaka-kakuei" has been mentioned before.
"Tanaka-kakuei" is a bit too old.
Oh, I see.
"Makko" is "esumi-makko".
It's not "esumi-mikiko", it's "Tanaka-mikiko".
Then, Nao-chan says...
Can I say it?
Is it this?
What is it?
"Kaga"?
What is it?
Oh, it's "nezumi".
"Bakushan-monda".
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
"Mikki".
What?
What does it mean?
Is it wrong?
Oh, I know!
"Tanachi".
Correct.
Yes!
What?
The director said...
What?
The director himself said it's correct, but...
Don't rush me, director!
Don't thank me!
You too!
Hey, hey, hey!
Yui-chan!
I'm so happy!
I can't agree with you!
Anyway, Nao-chan won!
I'm going to eat the "otofu shiratama" you wished for!
Oh, it's cute.
Yes.
Oh, she took a bite.
It's warm!
Oh, is it?
Yes!
We heat it up first and then boil it, so we prepared something warm.
It's so good!
I'm curious about "soy milk whipped cream".
Yes!
I'm curious about it.
Is it okay?
Yes!
Can I eat only "soy milk whipped cream"?
Yes, you can eat only "soy milk whipped cream".
- How does it taste like? - Oh, it's refreshing.
- Is it grated daikon radish? - Grated daikon radish?
- It's definitely different. - Isn't it just the color of daikon radish?
- Does grated daikon radish and soy milk whipped cream taste similar? - No, it's definitely different.
- Really? - Yes.
- I want to eat ramune, too. - Okay.
It's ramune red beans.
- Red beans? - Yes.
- Does it have this color? - Yes.
I see.
- Is there anything in it? - No.
- It has clear soup. - Does it have clear soup?
- Yes! - Is it good for acne?
- Does it have clear soup? - No, I don't feel it at all.
- You don't feel it? - No.
- Then, it's good. - Yes.
- Okay! - Okay, it's out.
- Okay, it's out.
- It's really good. - Yes.
- I want to eat it with my friends. - Oh, you want to eat it with your friends.
- It means we didn't have enough. - No, we didn't.
- You said okay, but you said no.
- You said you wanted to eat it with us. - No, we didn't.
- You finally said it. - What's going on?
How was it for you, the sound director, to visit us today?
- I didn't know it's this hard for you. - That's right.
- I guess you can be kinder now. - I guess you can be kinder now.
I only know you've been tough until now.
How did you like it? Did you feel bad about it?
- No, it was fun. - You gave us a lot of ideas.
- I'm really glad we chose the opposite direction of the radio. - Why?
Thank you very much.
Next episode...
Actually, it's a shrine that gave me a name.
I'm addicted to "Unity Now"'s roots!
I don't think it was here, either.