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It's started! Nugizaka 46 Yumeki Naoto and Yamazuki-chan!
Today's members are these two!
Hey!
These two haven't announced this project yet, but I think it's perfect for you!
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
What is it?
Really?
Please!
What should I do? I'm in trouble!
What do you do on your days off?
Games!
I knew it!
I knew it! Games!
Wow, you're quick on the uptake!
Uptake?!
You're quick on the uptake!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Wow!
You're right!
What do you do on your days off?
I'm not a person with many hobbies, so I look at my phone in my bed for the rest of my life!
Ah, but that's the best!
The best!
I know! I know!
That's it!
I've heard a lot of nice things about you!
Yes, today's guest for Yamitsuki-chan is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
Hello! I'm Hamakwan!
Yamitsuki-chan's first appearance!
"The Manzai 2012 Champion"'s Hamakwan!
Do you know Hamakwan?
Of course I do!
No, I don't know any guests!
Ahahaha!
You said it first!
Other than Emiki-san, I don't know anyone else!
I'm left out!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Can I show you my guest's best?
Yes, please!
No, no!
It's not something you can do with just one guest!
It's something you can do with this many guests!
It's indeed a guest's best!
Ah, it's here!
Wow!
It's here!
Today, I'm going to show you my best!
Wow!
I'm not afraid of silence or anything like that!
Yes, that's right!
Eh?!
Eh? What is it?
According to the program producer,
depending on the guest's activities,
they will be selected immediately as regular guests!
Wow!
That makes me happy, but...
Eh?!
It also depends on the viewers and the members of Nogizaka.
It's something that an adult decides,
so we'll do it as usual!
Ah!
Then...
We're adults!
I also want to get to know all three of you better and better,
so would you like to join me?
Would you like to join me?!
Gantai! What's the theme of being addicted to Hamacan-san?
Being addicted to Kizunemi!
Wow!
Kizunemi!
Do you know what is the most important thing for Kizunemi?
I can't make a sound from inside of me.
Wow!
It's important!
It's really important!
That's right!
Don't say "inside", say "inside of me"!
That's good!
Well, of course,
it's your acting ability!
Eh?!
Yes!
You have to convey it only with your movements!
This time, the three of you will experience Kizunemi and improve your acting ability!
What is their acting experience like?
Actually, I've starred in Hikari TV-san's drama...
If you've starred in it, doesn't it mean you're recognized for your ability?
No, but personally, I think I'm still at the top...
No one said you're at the top!
That's right!
I haven't done much acting work before...
Eh?!
So I don't have much confidence.
You can do it with a bow and arrow?!
Why?!
I've done it on stage a few times...
It's really amazing.
What was your acting like? Can you recreate it a little?
Eh?! Recreate?!
Being kind is like your body growing up...
It's the heart that grows up in you.
I'm in trouble!
Cute!
This time, with the cooperation of Japan's first costume school, CHOCOGROUP...
We'll explore the world of costumes in two weeks!
But!
Cute isn't the only thing that's a costume!
Once you're in a tough location, you're doomed!
Are you okay? You're not cut out for this, are you?
The design is a little off...
Nugizaka Authentic's "If You Lose It, You'll Be In Trouble!"
This time, we've invited someone like her!
Please come in!
Ah, she's here! She's so cute!
I can't get enough of her!
Cute!
Everyone, please ask for her name.
One, two, three...
Aren't you supposed to ask with lines?!
Yakumo-san, you're a life saver!
Now, as a representative...
Yes! What is your name?
Umm...
Can I ask you?
I can't speak.
Can I ask you?
I can't speak.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I see.
It's Funassyi.
What?!
Funassyi?!
I know him!
He's cute, but...
That was great!
Even with that one line,
he did that cute move, and did "zukko" like this.
Now, her name is...
Choko-chan.
Choko-chan!
Everyone, is there anything you want to ask Choko- chan?
Choko-chan...
Is there anything you want to ask me?
Let's see...
Don't worry, everyone is curious about you, Choko- chan!
Don't worry, everyone is curious about you!
If you ask her, she'll be like...
Oh! She said it!
Tomorrow, what are you going to do?
She's not an old lady asking Siri for the first time!
Tomorrow...
Oh, it's true!
It's true!
Amazing!
I knew it!
Then, what is your favorite food?
That's good!
It's like this, and like this...
Oh!
What is it?
This is...
Chiasu-don!
Chiasu-don?
It's like you have a lot of fish and eat it like this, right?
Yes!
Now, let's have Assoc-san experience wearing a costume!
First of all, Yakuboss-san!
You're cute, but...
I'm not used to it, but...
Now, let's have Yoshida-san!
You're like a cat!
Now, let's have Miyamichi-san!
You're like a giant panda!
Yes!
That's good!
I can't imagine how I look like, and it's heavy!
Panda, don't put your hands in front of you!
How is it?
It's heavy, and my ears are down, and I don't know what I'm saying.
Is it hard for you to hear?
Yes, my voice is getting louder and louder, but it's like that.
Wait, are you okay? You're not angry, are you?
My posture is getting a little bad.
Rabbit-chan, what's your name?
Mio-usada-pyon.
You got "pyon" in the end.
That's right.
Ayanyan-na-nyan.
Panda-chan, what's your name?
My name is Daigoro-o-da-zo.
They were all funny!
The person who will tell us in detail about how to act like a wooden doll is...
Ms. Ohshiya! Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Ms. Ohshiya, who plays the role of a representative of a wooden doll school, Choco Group!
She has a wooden doll history of 38 years!
What is your most representative role you've played in the past?
In a children's show called "With My Mother", I played the role of Porori in a comedy show called "Niko Niko Pun".
You played Porori?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Please come in!
Thank you!
The first doll I saw with my mother was "Niko Niko Pun".
Yes, that's right.
Porori in "Jajamaru Pippo".
Yes, that's right.
Hey!
Don't you know Porori?
No, I don't.
Her voice is like Frieza's.
From now on, we will teach you how to act like a practical wooden doll!
First of all, let's learn how to act like a practical wooden doll!
Right now you are making a big face like this.
For example, if you have children, you have to make sure you don't look at them.
No matter how much you wave your hand, you have to look away.
It's like this, isn't it?
It's a practice of making sure you look at them.
The eyes here are where you have to look at the children, right?
In order to be aware of this, we have prepared a project like this.
Look at the camera and say "cheese"!
From now on, we will give you instructions for the first, second and third shots.
You will look at each of the three cameras and pose for us!
First up is Ayano-chan's challenge!
Will she be able to pose for us with a cute pose?
Mr. Kamatani, please!
Here I go!
First shot!
Third shot!
Second shot!
Third shot!
Cheese!
Time's up!
I don't know where my eyes are.
But I have to look away.
If I don't look away, I won't know where I am.
Ms. Ohira, what did you think of Ayano-chan's challenge?
Let me see...
She moved too much.
I don't think it suits her.
What did you think of her pose?
Her pose was alright.
Compared to when we were in the comparison stage, she seems to be a little strict.
Next up is Mio-chan, who is hot and hot-tempered!
OK, here we go! First turn!
Nice!
Third turn!
Second turn!
She's keeping her balance and not moving too much.
Towards the first turn! OK! Cheese!
My eyes were looking at the camera, but I don't think Usagi was looking at the camera.
Usagi was looking up a little bit.
But I was looking up a lot!
Really!
Yoshino-sensei, that student is saying such things!
Yes, that's right, she was looking up a little bit.
Yes, it's a bit of a shame.
She's a bit of a professional.
Last up is Nao-chan's challenge!
Hamamata-san, please!
OK! Third turn!
It looks like you've been hit!
First turn!
Second turn!
Don't look at each other!
I'm telling you to look at each other!
I'm telling you not to look at the camera!
OK, towards the third turn!
First turn! OK! Cheese!
Where are you looking at?
I was wondering if we should look down more than we thought.
Wait a minute, I'm sorry!
When it comes to the fifth turn, your eyes are looking down a little bit.
Why is that?
It's true!
Fifth turn!
Your eyes are looking down a little bit.
As you said, my eyes are looking down a little bit, so I think my eyes will meet your eyes just a little bit.
Then you should have said it first!
You're right! I'm sorry, fifth turn!
It looks like you've gotten used to wearing costumes!
Next, we will learn how to express emotions!
We don't have facial expressions for animals, so we will express emotions with our whole body.
Let's learn!
Of course, you can't talk.
That's right.
You can only move.
So we have prepared a project like this.
It's a real experience! Expressing emotions!
What is it?
Real experience!
From now on, you three will express the recent events that happened around you with emotions!
Of course, you can't talk!
It looks difficult, but are you confident?
Yes, I am!
She is confident!
You look like you are about to say "duh kyan dayo"
I think I can only express anger very well.
She is very angry right now.
I am confident!
She is expressing anger only with this part of her body.
First, Mio-chan, who is good at expressing anger, will try!
Okay, let's start!
Chang! Recent "ki" (tree)
Recent "ki" (tree)
Also, recent "do"! (do!?)
You got it!
Next, recent "ai"! (love)
I haven't done anything to him yet.
Recent "ra" (rhythm)
"raku" (easy)
"kanoshii" (fun)
Ah, he's giving something to the audience on the stage.
Time's up!
He was angry. His cheeks were like this, right?
"korega atsuindayo" (this is hot)
Ah, he's really angry!
His face was like that.
Ah, his face...
His facial expression was like "korega atsuindayo" (this is hot)
That's right.
So, Kiba, what kind of episode was it?
Until my birthday, I went on a tour in Hiroshima and ate a lot of delicious food.
Ah, you ate a lot of delicious food.
I was very happy.
And what made you sad?
What made me sad was...
You were crying.
I was sweating all the time.
Sweating, huh?
Sweating... "atsuiyo" (this is hot)
It was that kind of expression.
So you were thinking about the current situation?
Yes, it was about the current situation.
And "raku" (easy)
"raku" (easy)
I danced and had fun at the live show.
It's that kind of expression.
It was the most conveyed.
It was conveyed.
You looked like you were crying.
Right?
You were sweating, right?
You didn't know where your eyes were.
It was kind of in your eyes.
So, even if it's a little higher or lower...
Yes, that's right.
Well, there's a limit to a person's arm movement.
See, I didn't say anything at all!
Next up is Ayano-chan's challenge!
Recent "ki" (tree)
"Ume" (tree)
You look up "kao" (face) and...
You look up "ata" (hit) and sleep all night, right?
That's right.
Wow, that's amazing!
She's really happy!
Wow!
Recent "do" (don't)
"Dame"? (No?)
"Dame dayo" (no way)
She's angry.
Next up is recent "ai" (love)
Oh!
I know!
When you play together...
Eh! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
She said "bye-bye" at the end!
Let's move on to the last one!
It's not a recent one, but it was fun!
I don't know what you are talking about!
Samyan...
Samyan Cafe?
It's a small cafe.
Oh!
Are you happy?
Now, it's over!
What episode was "ki" in?
"Ki" was in the middle of a game.
He said "I'll hit you" and went to sleep.
The next day, he woke up and said "I hit you!"
Wow!
It's amazing that you were right!
I don't know about "ikari" (anger)
What episode was it?
He was angry for the first time.
But he didn't have it.
So, he got angry at himself.
He got angry.
What about "ai" and "kanashii" (sad) episode?
"Kanashii" episode was about a friend of mine.
She graduated from high school.
She graduated from high school!
I'm sad!
Don't go!
What was "raku" fun?
Crab!
I think he often showed this expression.
Anger is difficult for me.
I'm not good at feeling anger.
I thought about anger a lot, but there are no episodes.
No way!
No way! You have a lot of anger!
I'll show you next time!
The world is full of anger!
I'll show you!
The last is Nao's challenge!
First of all, please show me your recent "ki"!
What? What? What?
What is it?
I don't know at all!
You said "please", didn't you?
Oh, it's over!
Yes, it's over!
I didn't know it, but you moved a lot!
Next is your recent "do"!
I dropped something.
I lost something!
Your recent "ai"!
"Ai" is sadness.
"ai" is to cry.
Crying.
I know you're crying.
Recent "raku"
Is she sleeping?
Is she sleeping at home?
That's it.
How was it?
I realized stories within me
and people's imaginations are different.
Yes, you're right.
What was "ki"?
How was it?
For me, it was my sister coming to see me for the first time and recognizing me.
I can't understand you at all!
Could you say it again with your movement?
It was my sister coming to see me and saying "thank you"!
Seeing you at a live show?
She didn't think I was a proud sister until now.
But she said I was a proud sister.
I'm happy about it!
Next, was it Ikari?
During the rehearsal of the live show, she said "right, left", "left, right"
She said "right, left", "right, left"
Do you know what it means?
I'm sorry.
It means "thank you"
I knew it!
No, no, it means "thank you"
Thank you!
During the live show, there was a junior of mine sitting behind me.
There was a mirror in front of me.
There were eyes across the mirror.
I'm sorry, but you've been making eye contact with me for a while now, haven't you?
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry for making eye contact with you with a mirror in front of me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I've never met you before.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
I'm sorry!
You're kidding me, aren't you?
She said "I'm sorry"
It seems like a long way for me to get along with my juniors.
I see, it was such a deep episode.
Yes, it was.
Let's make it an easy and fun episode.
Being similar? In other words, being similar?
I think that's the most fun.
I came up with this concept and ended up with this pose.
I see. This wasn't an episode.
At least it was a fun episode and I was happy about it.
See you next year.
As I said, you can't say anything when you're dressed up.
So, in a situation like this, a simple episode would be better.
And last but not least, based on previous lessons, let's do a special attack!
A special attack is difficult even if you're not wearing any clothes.
That's true.
OK, Hamata-san, please announce the characters.
OK, Nao-panda.
Could you repeat the answers for me?
OK.
Nao-panda is a mean boy panda.
OK?
And Haya-no-neko is a cheerful girl.
Oh, that's good.
Mio-usagi is an angry girl.
OK.
You don't have to make up characters anymore.
I'll go with this.
Yay!
The three of you will improvise while listening to Hamata-san's narration.
The theme is...
A cool fight!
Oh, I see.
Oh, no. This is difficult.
OK, Ohira-sensei, do you have a point?
A girl's movement.
Don't forget a boy's movement when you move.
I think that's the point.
For example, a girl's movement.
Is there anything you can do to make it look like a girl's movement?
Put it in your mouth a little bit.
Oh, put it in your inner thighs a little bit.
Put it in your inner thighs a little bit.
Pandas are supposed to be boys.
What about boys?
Boys put their elbows out a little bit and put their legs out a little bit.
That's how boys do it.
You guys are good at it.
Yes.
Now that we're ready, let's start!
A couple's quarrel due to addictive theater.
Let's get started!
Nao the panda and Mio the rabbit are on a date.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It looks like a panda is being forced to be taken away.
It looks like you don't really want to go there, doesn't it?
Nao the panda does a cool pose.
I wonder what it is.
He's showing his muscles. I wonder what it is.
Mio the rabbit looks at it and is mesmerized.
It's good, isn't it?
Mio the rabbit is good, isn't it?
A heart mark has appeared.
A heart mark?
Suddenly, Nao the panda started being really mean.
It's violence.
It's mean.
It's mean, isn't it?
It's violence.
I wonder what it is.
It's talking.
It's pouting its cheeks.
It's pulling out its whiskers.
Nao the panda is kneeling down from behind.
It's being mean.
Mio the rabbit started getting really mad.
It's about to punch you.
It's about to reach out its hand.
It's mad.
She's calm.
She's forgotten about it.
I'm sorry.
And then, when she's making out with it,
A cat with antlers will come out and appear with interesting movements.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Actually, it's funny.
Actually, they are fighting.
Actually, it's funny.
When they saw it, they laughed out loud.
It's funny.
I have a stomachache. I have a stomachache.
Naopanda and Myousagi will make up.
Make a heart.
Then, the three of them started a cheerful dance.
A curtain call started.
A cheerful dance.
A line dance started.
But, it's cheerful.
It's like the end of Showa.
Happily ever after.
How is it?
It's really good.
How is it? Is it good?
It's crazy.
I feel like I'm about to jump out of a tree.
You can do it like this.
I've only been made to do weird moves.
That's right.
That's true.
You've only been made to do weird moves.
You should have made me look cuter.
That's right.
You should have made me look cuter.
That's right.
There were some interesting parts, but there were also some boring parts.
She's in a high-profile position.
The cat is doing something interesting, but it's a shame that only its butt can be seen from the audience.
Everyone thinks that.
By the way, who do you think was the best?
That's right.
It's the rabbit!
That's right.
It's the rabbit!
I think it was good.
Do you want to hear what you thought was the worst?
I think it was good.
It was a little bit short for me to be a cat, but I wanted to see it.
It's a shame that only its butt can be seen from the audience.
I think it could have been more interesting.
Don't forget the narration!
How was it up to here?
I think I was able to take the first place, so I think I can do it if I keep up with this momentum.
The person who said to take it in advance is not the best or the worst.
So, after this, let's actually go out with children.
Isn't it a real battle?
Self-study in a big house!
Actually go out to the city in clothes!
However, for the first time in the entertainment industry, the happening is full!
Where is the child of Nogizaka now?
Nogizaka Zero!