AISubs v3.5
Last time, in order to find out about Yumiki's gender, we went to see how Yumiki is doing in the waiting room, but last time was even more shocking.
It's a god's sun.
800,000 stars!
Last time, in order to investigate Nao's gender, which is still a mystery, we set up a prank in the dressing room!
Nao chose this prank because she didn't want the producer to give it to her.
It's good, it's good.
It's good!
Sarah's supposed to love Shukrim, but she cares about the producer and somehow deceives him!
It's good, it's good!
While showing an honest reaction to the fake director's sudden scolding, Shinmi answers her love consultation!
I think it's my last chance, so I call him.
She's riding a horse.
Furthermore, if she asks her colleague Haruka-chan for money...
Hey, hey, hey!
It's me!
800,000...
It's good, it's good.
It's good!
Anyway, Nao's honest and kind personality was seen through!
This time, it's a prank in the dressing room!
What will Nao do if she's pranked by hypnotism?
Isn't it hard?
We'll verify how she responds to all kinds of troubles that happen during recording!
There's a table set up, and we'll talk about whether or not it works.
Nogizaka46, Yumiki Nao and...
Yamitsuki-chan!
From now on, we'll meet up with Yumiki-san and do a fake plan of getting addicted to hypnotism.
This prank is prepared for Nao-chan, who thinks it's a recording of a hypnotism plan!
As a talent who's in charge of a comedy show, what will she respond to the prank that happens during recording?
We'll continue our ecological survey!
What's this "me and a bag"?
The staff gave me an order and I'm supposed to go through it.
And Morita's supposed to do as he's told.
We're supposed to do it in front of Fimki.
I'm a little nervous because Kuromi's watching us.
There's a scene blending in.
Let's stand by and watch Fimki's response.
We'll start in 5 seconds.
3, 2...
It's started.
Nogizaka46, Ymiki, Nao and Yomitsuki.
This time...
Come on!
Come on?
Did you say it before?
No, I didn't.
I'm Ymiki, Nao.
I'm Fimki, Nao.
I'm Kuromi, Haruka.
And I'm with these people.
Nice to meet you.
You call me a lot.
Thank you.
Let's get started.
Today's topic is...
I want to get addicted to hypnotism.
This is about hypnotism.
Have you ever been hypnotized?
No.
Not even once?
No.
You've never been hypnotized?
No.
I see.
Do you want to be hypnotized?
I really want to be hypnotized.
I watch videos at home and look for ways to get hypnotized.
You watch videos at home?
This is a video.
I watched it and tried it, but I couldn't get hypnotized.
You watch videos at home and try to get hypnotized?
If you try to get hypnotized, you can't get out of it.
Remote hypnotization.
It's a great era.
How about you two?
I've done it before.
I've tried it.
I want to try it.
I've done it a few times, but I'm sure it'll work.
Every time?
I'll do it normally.
I'll do it like this.
Are you here to get hypnotized?
Hypnotize?
You're like a troublemaker.
Stop it.
What is Nao's first prank?
What will Nao do if you two say goodbye in front of her?
Let's start the challenge.
We're ready.
Thank you for waiting.
I don't need a bag or anything like that.
You don't need it, do you?
No, I don't need it.
Have you ever done this before?
I don't think I've done it before, but I'm going to make it a little easier to understand from now on.
But you already filmed the opening.
I edited it so that it doesn't show too much.
Does this even make sense?
Yes, it's a little easier to understand and a little lonely.
It's a little easier to understand and a little lonely.
Oh, that discrimination.
That's right.
It's disgusting. You're suddenly wearing this.
I don't care if you wear it.
I'm going to make it easier for people who use saline.
It's easier to understand.
That's right.
It's hot. I don't feel like I'm wearing a gold ring right now.
You don't need it anymore, do you?
It's easier for people to understand.
You don't need it?
You don't need it anymore, do you?
You don't need it?
I'm sorry for just lowering it.
But you don't need this, do you?
I'm sorry for just lowering it.
You're pushing me so hard!
You don't need it anymore, do you?
What? That's what you said.
You're discriminating it because people who use saline are coming, right?
You know, they're introduced and say "saline is orange".
You don't need it anymore, do you?
No.
You don't need it anymore, do you?
If you don't need it anymore, I'm not telling you to cut it off.
You don't need it anymore, do you?
If you haven't done anything like that before, the opening will be weird and the connection will be bad.
Even though we had a smile in the beginning, the scene is getting more and more serious with the acting of two people.
I'm telling you to listen to me.
I'm not asking you if you don't listen to me.
If you knew it from the beginning, you would have listened to me.
But I'm not asking you to do it.
I don't know if you can refuse me.
If you say you don't want me to do it, I won't do it.
What do you think, Yuuki-chan?
Do you want me to wear it?
What?
Do you want me to wear it?
I want to wear it.
But the size doesn't fit me.
You mean the size of the bag, right?
Maybe.
But anything will look good on you.
So I think it will look good on you.
Really?
You should wear it.
Okay, okay.
Since Yuuki-chan said it would look good on me...
Yes, it will look good on you.
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It looks good on you.
Does it look good?
Yes, it looks good on you.
I thought it would look good on me.
Then, I will wear it.
Thank you very much.
Nao-chan has made a novel suggestion of wearing it herself.
Nao-chan, you are wonderful.
It looks good on you.
Nao-chan has made a novel suggestion of wearing it herself.
Finally, it's time for "hypnotism prank".
Hypnotist who has a heart-to-heart conversation with others, Ms. Atom.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Atom plays a double hypnotist.
Of course, she has no experience as a hypnotist.
She also has no experience of hypnotism.
Ms. Imiki, do you know her?
It's my first time meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
Have you heard of her before, Ms. Atom?
Oh, I've only heard of her in anime.
Oh, you've only heard of her in anime.
She's not a hypnotist.
She's a hypnotist.
Ms. Atom studied psychology in the United States.
She is a hypnotist who is active in Western countries.
She studied hypnotism as a student of Mr. Leonard Rickett.
She appeared in a lot of Japanese variety shows.
That's right. She came all the way to Japan.
She has been hypnotized by many celebrities in American variety shows.
Some of the celebrities are Johnny Depp.
Lady Gaga was also hypnotized by many celebrities.
Janet Jackson was the most likely to be hypnotized.
What kind of hypnosis did you do to Janet Jackson?
I did many things like turning into an animal.
Janet Jackson kept asking me to hypnotize her.
Janet Jackson?
After Johnny Depp, it's me!
I'm sorry.
By the way, is there anyone who hasn't been hypnotized before?
Hypnosis isn't something you can't do.
It's something you can do.
If you want to do it, it's easier for you to do it.
No one hasn't been hypnotized before.
Nao has been hypnotized by hypnotizing her.
Can you take a deep breath?
Yes.
Take a deep breath and relax.
Look up and open your eyes.
Look at my hand.
As you look at my hand, you'll slowly relax.
As you look at my hand, you'll relax and look up.
You'll look up and open your eyes.
Now, look at my hand.
Here we go.
As you look at my hand, you'll gradually relax.
Your eyelids will connect and lower your hand.
Your eyelids will lower and close your eyes.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
Ssss...
Let me touch you. Let me touch you.
Please relax.
Relax.
Ssss...
Yes, I'm touching you.
Yes, let me relax you.
Yes, let's do it.
Ssss...
Yes, now I will clap my hands.
When you do that, go back and open your eyes.
Three, two, one...
Wow, that's intense.
Nao-chan is obviously upset that she doesn't have hypnosis.
We're going to try a fake hypnosis where you naturally stand up from a chair.
Please relax and use your shoulders.
Here we go. Three, two, one...
What? What? What?
It was more than I thought.
Why?
I just went like this.
What? What is it?
It's like a subtle thing.
What?
Yes.
Wow, is it for real?
Yes, it really was more than I thought and I just went like this.
What?
You just stood up.
Wow.
Please relax and use your shoulders.
Here we go. Please relax and keep your head empty.
Three, two, one...
Wow, what's this?
I've never seen anything like this.
Your buttocks are like a shell.
Isn't it great?
Please relax and keep your head empty.
You're easy going.
Please relax and stand up.
Three, two, one...
Seriously?
You surprised me there.
No way!
But I feel that kind of momentum.
I'm surprised!
What's coming? What's coming?
I don't know, but I feel like I'm being pushed.
I feel like I'm being pushed by someone.
I'm surprised!
Kuromi-san, you were caught.
I was really surprised!
The three of them pretend to be hypnotized with great cooperation.
Next is Nao-chan!
Will they use fake hypnotism in an important scene that affects their personality?
It's three quarters of what I expected.
No, you can do it.
Yes, I can do it.
Please relax. Don't think of anything in your head.
Don't be spaced out. Here we go.
Shake your shoulders and stand up.
Three, two, one.
- What? - Wait, wait, wait.
- You're not doing it? - No, I'm not.
- Can you do it one more time? - Yes, I can do it.
Please relax. Relax. Don't think of anything in your head.
- Why? Should I really relax? - No, no, no.
- Don't be spaced out. - Don't think of anything in your head.
If you have something in your head, don't think about it.
Here we go.
Don't be spaced out. Here we go.
Shake your shoulders and stand up.
Three, two, one.
What?
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
- I can do it, but...
- What? - Is it because my butt is pretty big?
- It's pretty big, right? - No, it's pretty big, but...
- It's like the bottom part of your butt is raised up. - Yes, that's true, but...
- Isn't my butt pretty hard? - Hard?
- It's hard. It didn't go up. - It's pretty hard.
- What? What? What? - Can you do it one more time?
- I'll do it one more time. - Please relax. Don't think of anything in your head.
- I'll do it one more time. - If you do it too many times, you might get it wrong, so please relax.
Don't think of anything in your head.
Here we go.
Don't think about anything in your head. Here we go.
Shake your shoulders and stand up.
Three, two, one.
What?
- What? - It didn't go up.
- There are people like that, right?
- Yes, yes.
- Is there anyone like that? - Not really, but...
- Huh? There isn't? - It's kind of...
- It's kind of fluffy. - It's kind of fluffy, right?
- It's kind of fluffy, right?
- I don't know if it's something else. - I don't know if it's something else.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Yes, I understand. - Yes, I understand.
Nao-chan didn't pretend to be hypnotized!
Then, let's move on to the next step!
- It's hard, right? - It's hard, right?
It didn't go up.
Can you eat things you don't like?
- Yes, you can. - Yes, you can.
- Wow!
- You can. - Wow!
What kind of sensation is that?
Well, it's not just in your head, but you change it from something sensitive,
and you get rid of that preconception.
Simply recognizing it as something you want to eat makes you able to eat it.
Yes.
Simply recognizing it as something you want to eat makes you able to eat it.
It's a common situation in real hypnosis, but of course it won't be delicious this time!
First of all, Rura-chan will pretend to be hypnotized.
I like pickles in hamburgers.
I don't like it very much.
Whenever I put something in my mouth, I do it again.
I'll let you eat it, too.
No, but this one in my hand takes the longest.
I couldn't eat a liver, but I could eat it as a very delicious meat.
But that's a dream.
Of course, pickles are not a problem at all, Rura- chan!
She's about to act from now on!
When I tap my shoulder, I can eat food I couldn't eat before.
And I can feel it delicious.
Three, two, one...
Yes, it's okay now.
Yes, is this a pickle?
Which one do you think it is?
It's a little more poisonous.
It's because it's in there.
Well, if you can eat it, would you like to say it?
Try it.
Thank you for the meal.
I don't even want to put it in my mouth.
I'm going!
Oh, she said it!
How is it?
Oh!
Oh, is it okay?
It's good! Wow, it's amazing!
What kind of pickle did you not like before?
Something sour? I didn't like western-style sourness.
But this is like a pickle.
This is totally on.
That's right. I think it's perfect.
It's amazing!
Can you eat it?
You can eat it.
So if you dissolve it, you can't eat it anymore, right?
I can completely dissolve it.
Don't swallow it! Don't swallow it!
I'm scared!
Can I eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
I'll dissolve it.
3, 2, 1!
Ah!
Kuromi-san, this is bad!
Wasn't there such a script?
You started it all of a sudden!
What? Does the taste come back?
I've already chewed it, so it's spreading in my mouth.
Don't eat bread all of a sudden!
And now for the main subject!
Nao-chan will eat celery, which she hates so much!
When I ate it for the first time, I ate it like vegetable soup.
Somehow...
I can't hide it.
You can't hide it.
Even if it's in the soup!
Even if you're a chef, you can't hide it!
That's why I can't eat it anymore.
So you can't eat it as it is?
No, I can't.
I see.
So, teacher, can you eat it?
Yes, I can eat it.
I'm scared!
But I can eat it while it's really in my mouth.
So you should chew it quickly!
Otherwise it will melt!
If Kuromi wasn't there, that wouldn't have happened!
Will Nao-chan, who is honest, be able to get through it?
Or will she live up to the expectations of the staff?
Please eat it.
It came out.
Can you eat it?
You don't even have to look at it!
That's right.
It's like, "What is this?"
What is this?
But you're already eating it.
What should I do?
You can eat it.
It's thin.
Oh!
Oh! It went in!
Huh?
How is it?
Oh!
Huh?
Oh, you can eat it!
You can eat it! Wow!
Oh, that's amazing!
Huh? What is it?
You don't dislike the taste?
No, I don't dislike it.
What flavor is it now?
Now...
Lettuce.
Oh, it tastes like lettuce.
So you don't dislike the taste of lettuce?
Yes.
Now, let's eat it while it's still in your mouth.
I'll eat it now.
The celery I'm eating now tastes very bitter.
Slitch.
Huh?
It didn't melt.
Oh!
Oh, but it's more bitter than before.
Oh, it's bitter.
Oh!
I can feel it!
Today, Nao-chan, who is honest, finally pretends to be hypnotized!
Let's go straight to the next stage!
From now on, let's try different hypnotic techniques one by one.
First of all, let's start with Yumiki-san.
What Nao-chan is aiming for with pinpoint is...
Hypnosis that makes you want to show your sincere joke!
How will she react to this recklessness in a brain hypnotized state?
Oh, you're going to do it?
A joke?
Yes, then I'll go with Yumiki-san.
By hypnotizing you, you'll want to tell yourself the funniest joke you can think of.
Oh!
Here I go.
If you clap your hands, you'll want to tell a joke.
Three, two...
Huh?
Look.
Huh?
Right foot. Left foot.
Chubby chubby.
You want to do a gag now, don't you?
Wow.
Seriously?
Huh?
I've never seen a gag like that.
You have it?
Yes.
You had it?
Huh?
What?
It just came out of your mouth?
Yes.
Wow.
This is...
Oh, it's okay.
We'd like to do another kind of gag.
What?
What is it?
Huh?
Gags don't come out that quickly.
One step forward. Two steps forward.
Three steps forward. Escalator.
Wow.
This is amazing.
Huh?
It's amazing.
Do you do it naturally?
That's right.
You can do it infinitely.
Huh?
It's amazing.
You feel like you're doing it completely, don't you?
That's right.
But I'm good at killing when I say "gag".
I'm not good at it.
Huh?
Can you do it?
It's a complete accident, but let's see Luna's true gag!
Sensei's power!
That's good!
One more time!
That's amazing!
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's sensei's power!
Sensei's power!
Can you do it one last time for Yumiki-san?
I'll do a true gag.
I'll do a different gag.
I'll do a true gag.
I'll do the funniest gag.
Three, two, one!
Is it over?
Kinkonkanko! Kinkonkanko!
Oh, it's already five o'clock!
That's a unique, original gag!
That's amazing!
You can't do it unless you're hypnotized!
You don't usually do this, do you?
I've never done it before!
You're hypnotized!
That's amazing!
That's wonderful!
I'd like to see more of it, but it's heartbreaking, so it's time for a spoiler!
That's amazing!
Yumiki-san!
Okay!
Shenron!
What?!
Uh...
What?!
What did you say?
Didn't you feel anything off today?
Really?
Yeah.
Uh... hypnosis?
Yeah.
Doesn't itdessus only me a lot?
You were bothered by it!
Ah! Yeah, you asked me a lot!
You did Joker a lot!
And I was like, "do I have to do it?"
You were so intense!
Oh, okay...
Uh.. you kinda put pressure on me, huh?
That's why you did it. You did it because you wanted to do it, didn't you?
Yes.
Maybe you're right.
Himiki-san, what do you think of this person?
Atom-san?
What do you do, Atom-san?
I'm an entertainer.
That's crazy! You're a crazy man!
But, you know, he was called an entertainer.
He was totally into it.
His right foot, his left foot, he was all about it.
Do you have any personal experience?
No, it's my first time.
That's right, Himiki-san.
This time, you don't want to get addicted to hypnotism.
You want to get addicted to Himiki-nao.
Why?
"Himiki-nao's ecological survey prank".
Yes, we did it.
We saw some of your instructions.
Does it mean that I pretend to be hypnotized or not?
Well, of course.
Didn't you find anything else strange?
Something strange?
It's not a case like this, but...
Didn't you find anything hard to say in front of the TV?
Oh, I...
No, it's not...
What is it?
What?
I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but...
The cream puff I got...
tasted like an egg sandwich.
Tasted like an egg sandwich?
That has nothing to do with us.
That's right.
Then it might be related to you.
The cream puff was strange.
It tasted like sushi.
Is there anything else?
Anything else?
Oh, we had a fight!
Oh, I see.
Well, well, well.
That was also a response.
Should I come?
Everyone was like, "What are you talking about?"
It was great.
We got along well.
It was great.
We got along well.
We didn't even laugh.
Usually, you're so kind and you comfort me,
but today you looked like you wanted to die.
Did you think it was strange?
It was strange.
But a new director came, right?
Oh, yes.
For a meeting.
You didn't say anything, right?
We had a meeting.
It was just a meeting.
Yes.
What?
Huh? What?
Did you do anything weird?
Didn't you say, "Whoa"?
"Whoa"?
Oh, you made a sound!
Didn't you say anything?
I'm surprised you made a sound.
I thought you said, "Whoa" because you made a sound.
You reacted really well.
You apologized at the end, didn't you?
I did, but...
I didn't want you to touch me that much.
You were touching me a lot.
Were you watching me?
I was watching you.
You talked to me about love, didn't you?
You answered me sincerely.
But I thought I shouldn't have said it.
You're great.
Wasn't there anything you shouldn't have said?
Anything you shouldn't have said?
There must be something you shouldn't have said.
You didn't listen to me.
Kuromi...
What is it?
I don't know. Can I say it?
What did you say?
Kuromi is in trouble with money.
That's not me.
What is it?
Are you in trouble with money?
Money?
I'll lend you money.
I'm in trouble.
I'll lend you 800,000 yen.
That's a prank.
I was surprised.
Kuromi's acting was great.
She was crying a lot.
She was crying while eating mustard.
That's her professionalism.
That's amazing.
That's all acting.
She was frozen on the desk after Kuromi left.
She was like "800,000 yen!"
She is a professional fraudster.
That's amazing.
I don't have 800,000 yen.
I have a computer.
You were happy, weren't you?
I was so happy.
You seemed to have a good relationship.
You were supposed to investigate Yumiki's sex life.
Kuromi, how was it?
Were you able to reveal it?
It was interesting.
I knew about it.
But it was so deep.
I thought I could do it forever.
You can't do it anymore.
It's too scary.
You can't do it anymore.
How about you, Hayao?
I usually get along with Nao.
I thought I only knew about her.
Surprisingly,
I didn't know about her.
It was interesting.
I did it!
How about you, Morita?
She is a very considerate girl.
If you had more time, you would have done more jokes.
You revealed it at that moment, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
It was scary.
When you and Hayao were together,
Kuromi was shaking.
She was shaking.
You investigated about sex life.
Is it over?
It's over for today.
Did you use any calories?
She used a lot of calories.
Next time,
look for a phantom mushroom!
Look for a phantom mushroom!
I feel like I'm a child again.