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Here we go! Nogizaka 46, Yumi Kinao and Yumi Tsuki-chan!
Good evening! I'm Yumi Kinao!
No, I'm Hayashi Luna!
Don't say "desu" until "desu"!
And...
I'm Kuromi Haruka!
Nice to meet you!
Yes!
And I'm here with these people!
Yes! Hello! Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
I'm guessing you're pretty addicted to this show...
Is it your third time?
You're like Katsumata-san of Downtown Drags!
I'm grateful for you!
Yumi Kinao isn't here in Canada anymore, right?
What's up with that?
Actually, we've prepared this show for you!
It's called "Addicted to Yumi Kinao"!
To Yumi Kinao?
That's right!
How much do you know about Yumi Kinao?
Well, we don't know what she thinks about him, right?
That's true!
But you do have some guts, don't you?
You're willing to do anything for money.
You're kind of like Abareru-kun, aren't you?
Kind of like him?
It's only whether you have long hair or not.
That's totally different!
Are you close with Yumi Kinao?
Yes, I am!
You're close?
From Yumi Kinao's point of view, you still don't know?
Well, I don't know if Yumi Kinao I know is really Yumi Kinao or not.
This is the first time on the show!
And this is Yumi Kinao's first prank tour!
We'll use all kinds of tricks to find out about Kinao's true identity!
We'll threaten her once and for all!
She's a famous actress!
"Nugizaka 46" with Yumi Kinao and...
"Addicted to Yumi Kinao"!
All right, with that said...
All of a sudden?!
- All of a sudden?! What kind of "baton touch" is this?! - "Baton touch" here!
Today, we're going to expose Yumi Kinao's gender.
But we can't tell Yumi Kinao's gender in front of the camera, so...
In the room where we set up hidden cameras, we called Yumi Kinao and prepared a few tricks for us to find out Yumi Kinao's gender.
And we're going to expose Yumi Kinao's gender while predicting Yumi Kinao's reaction to those tricks.
That's what we're going to do today.
First of all, here's our first ecological survey.
If the food provided by the show's producer is bad...
- Oh, that's true! - If you say "try it", we'll let you eat it on the spot.
- How about you, Yumi Kinao? - I say that a lot.
- Oh, you do?! - I go out for a lot of meals and...
- I say "it's bad". - Oh, you say "it's bad".
- But this time, the producer is right in front of you. - No...
- If it's you, producer-san, shouldn't you hide it? - I see.
- What about you, Morita-san? - I say "it's bad" quite often.
- Oh, but you do say it quite accurately. - What is it...
- I blame my upbringing. - Oh, you say "it's bad".
- I say "this is how rich people eat". - "This is how rich people eat".
- I don't think I have any complaints about that. - Hmm...
By the way, the food provided is mustard-filled cream puffs!
How will you react, Nao-chan?
By the way, the food provided is mustard-filled cream puffs!
- Shall we start with you, Hayase-san? - Yes.
"Spicy", right?
- Oh... - Does it have a stimulating meaning?
Honestly, I don't think "spicy" has much of a meaning.
Oh, I see.
So you don't deny it that much?
I think I can say "spicy" a lot.
I see.
Then Kuromi-san, let's go.
- Yes. - How about you, Kuromi-san?
Yes.
If it's delicious, I'll hide it.
Oh...
Well, well, well, well...
At first, I think I'll say "oh", but...
Yes, yes, you'll show your reaction.
Yes, I'll show it, but...
I think I'll hide it by saying "I like this kind of taste for the first time".
You'll show it to the audience, right?
Yes.
Yes, I'll hide it by saying "I like this kind of taste for the first time".
Oh, I see.
Then lastly, Morita-san, let's go.
Yes.
I'll start with you, producer-san.
Yes, yes.
Rather than "taste", I think it's "eating" and "it's not good".
There are a lot of things like that.
Huh?
It's AB-san?
That's so rude!
But I think it's a good idea.
Yes, it's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
It's rude for both of you.
It's rude for AB-san.
It's rude for both of you.
If you look at it, you can't tell what it is.
You can't tell what it is.
Yes.
Now that we've predicted it, let's see if it's correct or not.
Yumike-san is coming, so let's take a look.
What kind of reaction will Nao-chan do before she does it?
Everyone, please look at it while predicting it!
What kind of reaction will Nao-chan do before she does it?
Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here!
Yes, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Here you are.
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes.
Well, for the time being, since the material director is here.
Yes, please.
Today, another new director is scheduled to come in.
Is that so? It's all new things.
What else is there?
Yes.
Here it is.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes, yes.
The director has arrived.
Yes.
Please wait a little longer.
Oh, yes, yes.
I have something to tell you.
Yes.
I have something to give you.
Oh, yes!
It's been a while.
Yes.
I hope you will eat it.
Oh, I'm happy!
Shukrim.
Oh!
Yes!
I'm happy!
Do you like Shukrim?
Yes, I like it.
It's a shop that recently opened.
It's a Shukrim specialty store in Shirobanei.
Yes.
Karashiri.
But I don't know if it's like that in Tokyo.
Oh, it looks delicious!
It's already packed, isn't it?
It looks delicious!
Can I eat it?
It looks delicious.
Oh, I haven't eaten it yet.
Well, it doesn't look like Karashiri.
Thank you for the meal.
Now, please pay attention.
Yes.
How is it?
What?
Is it that spicy?
What is your reaction?
It's delicious.
It's delicious?
That means...
Kuromi, you are correct!
Honey and salt cream is very famous.
Obviously, the reaction is not delicious.
It's hot! It's hot!
What?
Is it spicy?
Did you say it's spicy?
Oh, no!
She said it's spicy, but...
If someone comes out, she will definitely spit it out.
What?
Obviously, it's not delicious.
Wait a minute.
You bought it for me.
I don't know.
Maybe she thinks it's funny.
Honey and salt cream is very famous.
I heard it's very efficient.
I went there yesterday and bought it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How is your reaction?
Is it not delicious?
No, it tastes like sushi.
It tastes like sushi.
Wasabi.
Is it spicy?
Maybe...
It's too good.
Maybe...
It's too innovative.
Well...
It's too new.
New?
It's too innovative.
I see.
It's a good way of deceiving people.
Can I eat one?
Can you eat it?
What?
Can you eat it?
Is there anyone who can eat it?
She is annoyed with me.
This is...
Is she a lady?
Maybe she will come out.
Thank you for waiting.
It's delicious, isn't it?
It doesn't have a strong sourness.
It has a strong honey aroma and a moderate sweetness.
It's very elegant.
It was delicious for me, too. Thank you for waiting in line.
Haruka is correct!
It was unexpected for her to let her eat it in the end.
The next survey is...
What will Nao-chan do if the first-time program staff pukes?
Let's see if she uses that kind of mind.
Let's go, Hayashi-san.
Hayashi-san, please predict.
She might say "I dropped something."
I don't think she can say "I can't hear you."
She might say "I dropped something."
She might try to deceive you.
Can you use that kind of mind?
I can't use words, but I can use my mind.
You can't use words, but you can use your mind.
Let's go, Kurobe-san.
How about you, Kurobe-san?
She might say "I can't hear you."
She might notice it.
She might notice it and be careful about it.
But the staff might say "No, I can hear you."
Can you imagine it?
Can you?
Oh, I'm sorry I can't hear you.
That's good.
They might get along with each other.
I see. But it's a plus.
Yes, it is.
Let's go, Morita.
I'm not as close as them.
I think it's this.
But you might be surprised.
You're cheerful.
I think she's saying "President only" to me.
She might say "Yes, sir."
Let's start the verification.
I'm Morita.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Enara, the director of "Sensei".
Nice to meet you.
Can I sit down?
Yes, please.
I said "already".
Excuse me.
Don't do it.
Oh, I stepped on it.
It was a little close.
"Yoisho" might be close.
"Yoisho"!
But it wasn't impossible.
Because you said "I'm sorry".
I laughed and said "I'm sorry" like that.
You made a mess of it.
Well, Morita was the closest, as I expected.
That's right.
I didn't come in.
If I was in such a big room, I would like to come in.
No, you didn't come in.
It's bigger than your voice.
You reacted obediently to the sound of his fart, sir!
Isn't it correct according to Morita's prediction?
I'm sorry.
Here is the next ecological survey!
A director who is having a meeting proposed to Count, but he was told that he wanted to keep a distance for the time being.
He asked Yumigi for a love consultation.
What did Yumigi say at that time?
I'm sure.
How will Nao-chan respond to the staff's private love consultation?
First of all, let's start with Luna-chan's prediction.
"Ask anyone and spread it from there".
You said it in Nogizaka.
Are you going to introduce me?
What is that?
"Ask anyone and spread it from there".
By the way, do you know anyone?
I think it will be like that.
"Success and countermeasures".
Can you get a consultation with that?
I don't think I can.
You can't get a consultation with that.
But it will be an advantage for you, right?
I think it will be an advantage for me.
You've been underestimating Yumigi all the time.
I'm not underestimating her!
Are you the type of person who can ask for a consultation?
I can ask for a consultation.
You can ask for a consultation, right?
No way! I've never been asked for a consultation.
No way!
I don't believe Kuromi and Yumigi are so close.
I don't believe it.
Hey, you two!
What's wrong with you?
We are close. We are close.
But I don't think we can ask for a consultation.
Do you get asked for a consultation a lot?
I get asked for a consultation a lot.
I thought I was the only one.
There are others, too.
I'm a little sad.
Don't be depressed.
I want you to ask for a consultation with everyone.
Let's go, Kuromi.
Yes.
"Take it to a different story".
"Don't ask for a consultation".
Why?
Does it mean you don't want to talk about love?
No.
When it comes to Yumigi, even if I ask for a consultation,
I try my best to talk about love,
but I don't think I can do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I try to do it halfway,
but I think it's no good,
so I think I'll go to a different story.
I'm the type of person who gives up.
You may have taken it at first.
Yes, I think so.
I feel like you're right.
No way!
You want to keep a distance, right?
I think it's like a bow and arrow.
How many meters is that?
You idiot!
Wow!
I feel like you're right.
That's true.
But I think it's very similar in terms of style.
Somehow...
What kind of person are you?
No, no, no.
Well, if you're saying this on purpose, you're very smart.
What do you mean?
It's like you're trying to make up with me.
No, no, no.
I don't want you to make up with me.
Yes.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for having me.
Um...
My girlfriend is a big fan of yours.
Oh!
My girlfriend is a big fan of yours.
Oh, that's rare.
No, it's not.
You should be careful.
I've been dating her for about five years now.
I proposed to her the other day.
What?!
You like that kind of stuff.
You're a girl, after all.
Yes, yes, yes.
She said she wanted me to think about it.
She also said she wanted to keep a distance.
I see, I see.
We haven't been in touch for about two or three weeks.
Should I be the one contacting you?
If you were to contact me, what should I say?
Hmm, I wonder.
Hmm...
But you told me you wanted distance, didn't you?
Yes.
How many meters is the distance?
How many meters?
It depends on my girlfriend's personality,
but if it's like "I'm a little busy",
I think you can contact me,
but if you haven't done anything like that before,
I'll leave you alone for a while.
You're on the right track.
But what should I do?
If you're busy, you should contact me.
Is that so?
I don't know much about love.
What would you do if you were in love?
If I were in love...
But I don't think I'd contact you.
All you can do is wait.
All you can do is wait...
All you can do is wait.
But if you can't give up,
I think it's your last chance,
and I'll call you.
No, no.
The correct answer would be to ask your girlfriend for advice.
Nao-chan seriously answered the fake director's love advice for the first time!
It's heartbreaking, but of course this advice is also a lie!
And last but not least!
The fourth ecological survey is...
If a member asks you for money...
Kuromi-san, you've been using your card too much in secret from your parents.
Would you lend me some money?
So Yumiki-san, do you lend money or not? And how much do you lend?
It's a bad idea to ask this, but is there such a thing?
Lending money between members?
Lending money because I don't have any money.
If it's that much money, I'll lend it.
But I don't think it's that much.
You don't usually live like that, do you?
No, I don't. I think it's better than having money.
Better than having money?
I'll lend you as much as you want later.
You can't do it now, though.
I only have cash now, so I think it's cash only.
If it's later...
You can do it.
So you won't lend me money?
I don't think you won't lend me money.
How much do you think you can lend me later?
If it's about 50,000 yen, I think I can lend you money.
It may not be soon, but I'll lend you money.
200,000 yen!
The first time I went to a bank, I spent 200,000 yen.
Was it expensive?
Well, it depends on my English.
It's natural.
A lot of people told me to go for 1 million yen.
Of course!
What kind of setting was this for you, Kuromi?
I just turned 18 in April and became a college student.
I made a card at the university.
I used the money my mom gave me for college.
I spent it on games and other hobbies.
You're saying terrible things with a smile.
Shall we ask the president of Alpine?
Why is that connected?
The president comes out right away.
Shall we ask the president of Alpine?
Alpine is very connected.
In reality...
Can you lend me your company?
I see.
Can you lend me Somi?
What will she say to her colleague, Haruka?
Looking at you now, I think you can go higher than 200,000 yen.
No...
You can do it.
Let's do it.
It's up to you.
Just pull me.
You're the bottom of the scam group.
I can't go higher than 200,000 yen.
If I do this, I can go higher than the scam group.
You want to go higher than Fieralchi.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
The fake director's consultation is over and Nao is alone.
Haruka joins in.
Hello.
Hey...
What?
I don't know.
I want to see it.
I want to wash my mouth.
Wash your mouth?
Chew cream.
Wash my mouth?
Do you mean wash my mouth?
Yes.
Why?
That's weird.
That direct translation.
They're weird people.
But black is really natural.
Well, yes.
It feels like it's always been.
Everything I say now has the power to turn it into something evil.
It's crazy.
What?
Are you tired?
You said you wanted a day off, didn't you?
I'm tired.
I don't know what to do either.
What?
Oh, here it is.
Can I say it?
What?
I haven't talked to the staff yet.
Can I say it?
I don't know.
It's really a private story.
I was a college student in April.
I was able to make cards from the age of 18 there.
Credit?
Yes, I was able to make credit.
For example, you can pay with that card at that school.
If you do it wrong.
But my parents went to college and stuff.
But you can make a lot of new friends at college, right?
So that kind of friendship is important, right?
I went to play with my friends a lot.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, thank you.
It's quite realistic to talk about money, isn't it?
Have you ever done this, Umi-chan?
Do you always borrow like this?
She's good.
My mom gave me money like that,
and money for buying a computer,
and a lot of money.
She gave me the money I needed for college.
I have to pay for textbooks, too.
That's right.
I'm going to cry.
Hey, drink it.
Drink some water.
She's amazing.
She's a famous actress.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm making a contract with Desmos,
so I can't ask for a loan.
It's like...
But on top of that,
if I say I used it for friends and textbooks only,
it's okay, but...
Wow, that's amazing.
No, no.
I didn't tell you to do it that much.
It's like...
I've been saying I'm doing it for fun.
It's no use.
After all, you're doing it for fun.
I can use that card now.
I can pay for it now.
I can do it now.
So, I thought it wasn't good,
and I used to do it for money at first.
In the end, I did it a lot.
I did it a lot,
but I did it for money, so...
No.
That's kind of you.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's okay.
So, I paid for it.
It's like...
I wish I could use it for college,
but I used it for games.
It's like...
You can't say it.
I can't say it.
But I don't have the money to give it back.
It's like...
I don't know what to do.
It's hard.
You've been doing your best.
But you can't say it to anyone.
Right.
You can't borrow it.
You and Kurumi are hard workers,
so I thought you'd be alone.
I've always thought that.
I'm happy.
You can go now.
Peace is full.
You didn't pay me back?
Because you did it?
Didn't you have enough money for textbooks?
Textbooks?
Or computers?
Computer money?
I need it.
When do you need it?
Actually, on July 3rd,
I'll publish a report.
A report?
A PowerPoint report.
A little more.
But it hasn't been published yet.
Actually, it's about time for everyone to start.
I don't have a computer.
My brother has one,
but we use it for college.
Nao isn't thinking about money.
She's thinking about how to pay in person.
Haruka is going to make a move!
I really don't know if I can say it or not.
If I can't say it, I really can't say it.
I borrowed money from my grandmother.
I'll probably see you at the end of August.
I'll definitely give it back.
I don't want to miss that moment.
No problem at all!
Wait a minute!
But it's money!
It's money, so I know it's not very good.
No problem at all!
How much is it?
I got it!
I think it's about 90,000 or 80,000 yen.
And if you add up all the plus marks, how much is it?
No problem at all!
I'm counting on you.
I'm sure you'll give it back.
But it's funny.
I was wondering if it was 2 million yen or 40 million yen.
I was wondering how much it would cost on a computer.
I don't know what the future holds.
If you tell me, I won't lend you any money.
I'm being honest.
I don't know what to do.
I know it's a little too expensive.
If you can't do it, I want you to do it for me.
For example, 80,000 yen.
That's a lot of money!
No problem at all!
I think I can do it.
So, Diana did it, but 80 yen is OK.
How many times do you divide 80 yen and return it?
She did it again, didn't she?
But it went beyond everyone's expectations.
Do you need cash?
After deducting 800,000 yen, the ecological survey is over!
Let me do that again later.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
She's depressed.
80 yen is too little for her.
Thank you for your hard work.
Kurumi, you've had some experience, haven't you?
What's with the crying?
Tomoki, you did it, didn't you?
I did it because I thought it would cost a lot of money.
You were really depressed and had a lot of money.
Yes, I did.
But you managed to get 80 yen, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You said it was a lot of money, didn't you?
You said it was 20 yen.
If you support me, I won't offer you a play.
I'll offer you a play from a fraud group.
Can you do it for me?
I don't like it.
You're a good girl, aren't you?
Yes, you're a good girl.
You're honest.
Are you that kind of person?
You said it like it was real.
I was surprised.
There's nothing behind it.
That's how I understood your personality.
However, this is the end of "Yumikino Personality Survey".
That's enough!
80 yen is too little for her.
It's still deep.
What will you do if "Yumikino Personality Survey" is played as a hypnosis prank?
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