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Good evening.
Good morning.
How many times have we met today?
How many times have we met?
I think it's about 14 times.
It's our 14th time meeting in person.
Today's guest is...
First of all, Ms. Joshi Ryu.
Finally!
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were like this just now.
It's okay.
You're lying!
She's our special guest today.
I can't deny that.
What should we do?
When we have our favorite design,
we can't stop talking about it.
We can't stop talking about it.
Please help me today.
No, no, no.
I won't do anything.
Is that how you always talk?
Yes, I'm a mysterious person.
I won't help you.
And...
Ms. Calibration.
You were so scary just now.
And you were so energetic.
You greeted me so energetically.
You came out of the group.
Are you going to join us?
I'm sure you'll join us.
Norizaka 46!
We'll join you with this.
We're all weak at morning.
Good morning, everyone.
We're like low blood pressure.
We'll do our best!
"I like raw idols." In other words...
Raw idols!
I'm the MC, Masahiro Momotaro of "Nomidaka46" and Nakada Kana of "Najikun no Iizuka46."
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- We have some equipment problems. - Yes, we do.
- Sorry for keeping you waiting. - Not at all!
- But we'll do as usual. - Yes!
- Let's get started. - Let's do it.
Let me introduce our guests for today!
- Ms. Tokyo Jashiri! Welcome! - Thank you!
Please introduce yourselves!
Good evening, everyone! We are Tokyo Jashiri!
I'm A-chan, Kodo Konishi Aino.
I'm Yamazu Miyu.
I'm Arai Hitomi.
I'm Nakai Yuri.
I'm Shoji Mei.
Thank you for having us! - Thank you!
We, Tokyo Jashiri, have been singing and dancing for music since 2010, January 1st.
Our goal is not only to make a name in Japan, but also to make a name in Asia.
We also set a new age group record of 15 years for two years in a row in Japan Budokan Park.
This year, five of us will be starring in a movie.
"School Stairs, Curse of Kotodama" will be released nationwide on May 23rd.
The theme song "Crossroads" movie "School Stairs, Curse of Kotodama" version will also be released on May 21st!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- You're really quick-tongued. - Oh, really?
- You're really quick-tongued. - I'm a little nervous.
- When you're nervous, you're quick-tongued. - I know, I know.
- I'm a quick-tongued person. - I see.
- Kana-chan, you're finally... - Yes! Jashiri-san!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you!
- You're cute! - You're cute!
- Yes, we have a survey as usual, so I'd like to pick one up and ask you questions.
- First... - Yes!
- Miyu Yamabe-san! - Yes! Wow, all of a sudden!
- Yes, we have a question. - All of a sudden!
Do you think this is only for women?
Do you carry natto with you?
Do you all carry this with you?
- We do carry it with us. - Yes, we do.
- We eat it with rice or natto. - Wow!
- We carry it with us every time we go out. - Every time you go out!
- It's in your bag? - It's in my bag!
- Does it smell? - No, it doesn't smell.
- When you open it... - I don't think it smells.
- It doesn't smell that bad. - It smells like cherry tomatoes.
- I get used to it.
- It doesn't smell like natto at all. - It doesn't smell like natto at all.
- I can't imagine it. - Do you all have your own favorite natto?
- Your favorite? - My favorite natto is...
- I didn't think you'd say that. - I was surprised.
- I asked a very basic question. - I hate natto.
- Really? - Do you all like it?
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm glad you like it. If you don't like it, it'll be hard for you. - Yeah.
- If you smell it at school... - Yeah.
- Let's move on. - Okay.
- Miyu-chan. - Yes?
- There's something you want to say but can't. - Can I say it?
- What is it? - What is it?
- When you were hungry, you ate Miyu-chan's snack, kibidango.
- Yes. - Yes.
- When you were hungry... - Yes.
- I thought you wouldn't notice it, so I ate it. - I didn't notice it at all.
- But I got it as a gift from someone's house. - Oh, I see.
- And you came back. - Yes.
- And you kept a lot of it in the fridge. - Yes.
- So I was like, "It's okay, eat it." - Oh, I see.
- That's kind of you. - That's kind of you.
- I'm getting older and older. - Yeah, you're getting younger and older.
- Don't you guys fight a lot? - No, we don't.
- That's nice of you. - Of course we don't fight.
- We don't fight, but... - What?
- What?
- I'm getting curious. - You're kidding me.
- Did you guys fight? - I feel like I'm going to call the police.
- So... - Yes?
- I didn't get to ask you a lot of questions today. - But...
- But you'll have to do this survey yourself. - Oh, you'll do it for me?
- You'll do it for me, Hana-chan. - Yes.
- So... - We've introduced the survey, but...
- you may have questions for us. - Yes.
- So... - Yes.
- we'll do this. - Yes.
- Let's answer 10 questions in one minute with Jyushi-style! - Yes!
- Okay, viewers, we'll now... - That...
- Oh! - We'll send your questions in the comments.
- So... - Yes.
- Let's answer 10 questions in one minute with Jyushi-style! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Okay, let's do it! - Yes!
- Okay, let's start with Min-san.
- Oh, everyone... - Everyone.
- Everyone will answer 10 questions. - Yes.
- Okay, so... - Anything.
- One person from Ayano. - Yes.
- We'll do it in 5 seconds. - Oh, I see.
- Two at a time. - Yes.
- Okay.
- Okay, viewers, we're looking forward to your questions! - We're looking forward to it!
- There's a lot. - "Favorite sweets are tarts. How do you spend your days off?" Shopping.
- "Favorite object is a scarf." - It's not coming at all.
- No, no, no. - The flow is too fast.
- Yeah, it's too fast. - "What color umbrella do you have?" I don't have one anymore!
- Oh! - It's fluttering!
- True, true. - "Favorite bread is melon bread."
- Um... - Oh!
- It's fun! - It's fun when you do your best!
- "Favorite song is 'Little Miracle'." - Oh!
- "Favorite sushi is salmon." - Oh!
- What should I do? I don't know. - "Where do you want to go?"
- I want to go to Europe. - Oh!
Well, if it's a dog and a cat, I like dogs.
Wait, I can't think of one.
Onemo-san is... Who is it?
Who is it?
A-chan?
See! A-chan!
Okay! Thank you!
Thank you.
You're doing great!
You can't do it all the time, can you?
That's right. I'm really bad at this.
You're not good at it today.
What?!
I'm an MC, you know.
Let's move on to the next segment!
The next segment is...
Don't touch the siren you're holding!
Yay!
Oh, it's here!
Everyone, thank you for waiting for such a long time.
When I touch a cute girl's body, I can tell if she's lucky or not.
So I'd like to touch your various parts and fortune-tell you!
Okay!
Everyone, please believe me!
I've never heard of it before.
That's right.
I've been hiding it up until now, but I'm actually not that kind of person.
What?!
You're being really nice!
You're really nice!
Everyone's nice!
I'm happy!
Actually, I said something like that until recently.
Really?!
I recently became a high school student and graduated.
That's fast!
Wait, how old is she?
I'm already 22 years old in three months.
That's crazy!
That's crazy.
Then...
Who wants to go first?
Okay!
Ayano!
Ayano first!
Yay!
I like being touched, too.
Oh, really?
I'm happy!
But where do you want me to touch you?
Where would you like me to touch you?
Where...
Where do you think is good?
Hmm...
Where would you like me to touch you?
Like your arms!
Oh!
That would feel really good!
Oh, you're right! Your skin!
It's smooth!
Smooth, smooth!
Hmm...
Do you know?
Oh, right! It's a fortune-telling!
What was that just now?!
It wasn't a fortune-telling.
Oh, it's really smooth!
I've never seen anything like it!
Oh, wow!
Wow!
I've never seen anything like it!
It's amazing!
See? It's a little too smooth!
It's a fortune-telling!
Fortune-telling!
Hmm...
Oh, um...
Are you at home right now?
I'm at home right now.
Oh! Then...
Hmm...
If you call your mom, she'll give you some money!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
I'll call her!
Yes! Please call her!
Thank you very much!
Yay!
Wow!
Is it okay for you to say things like that?
I don't know!
You always say things without thinking!
I know! I said it in detail!
Thank you very much!
I'll call you!
I don't know if it's fortune-telling or not, but please try it!
Thank you very much!
I'm sure you'll get it!
I'll get it! I'll get it!
Yay!
Please!
Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
Then...
Next person!
Yes!
Oh!
Me?
Yes!
Me?
Okay, I'll go!
Yay!
Please!
That's weird!
Oh! Really?
Yes!
Thank you for the food!
Where?
I'm touching wherever I like!
Is it okay for you?
Yes!
I'm okay!
Then I'll give you a souvenir!
Yes!
A souvenir!
That's amazing!
What?
You're naked!
Naked!
You're touching me like that!
Oh! I'm happy!
Oh!
You can't look at me like that!
Um...
Yes!
Yes, but...
Um...
When you eat egg food...
Yes!
Um...
I think you'll feel better in about two days!
Yes!
In two days!
Yes!
In two days!
I'll eat egg food!
Please do!
It's a test in two days!
Oh, right!
Oh!
It's a midterm test in two days, so...
Yes!
I'll eat egg food right away!
Oh!
Yes!
Good luck!
Thank you!
That's amazing!
You'll feel better!
That's amazing!
I'm really sorry!
You'll feel better in two days!
Can we end this segment?
Oh!
Yes!
It's a shame!
Yes!
Well...
I'm all flustered now...
Yes!
To calm down for a moment...
We'd like you to watch the music video of "Tokyo Jushi Ryu"!
What song is this?
Yes!
Our song...
Um...
This song "Crossroads" is...
Yes!
The theme song of "Curse of Kotodama" at the movie school...
It's a really horror song...
So we'd like you all to listen to it!
Well then, please listen!
"Crossroads" at Tokyo Jushi Ryu!
Your words invite me to a maze
They sound gentle, they sound cold
Between light and darkness
You hurry back to where you came from
Time flows and falls from your fingers
At the end of the piled up sins
No matter how far I reach out my hand
It won't reach you, the one and only you
The cross won't be forgiven anymore
The miracle drawn by our fingertips overlapping
The cross engraved deeply in my heart
I wander in search of that day's light
But, darling...
Well then, we'd like you all to listen!
Yes!
First up!
Tokyo Jushi Ryu and Noizaka46's collaboration project!
"Tokyo Nojiryu Live"!
Hii-chan-san wrote in the survey that she wants to dance to 10 songs with us, so we decided to do it.
We did a collaboration with "Tokyo Nojiryu"!
What!? Where!?
You know, there's "9-san" and "Tenron" and "Nojiryu" and I thought it would be nice to do "Tokyo Nojiryu" someday.
Yay!
That's why my dream came true today.
I'm glad.
I hope it spreads more and more.
I've been saying it for a while, but someday I want to do a live show in "Tokyo Nojiryu".
Wow!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I'm sorry about this.
Okay, what song should we do?
Small miracle
Wow!
Then...
"Intimacy"?
That's a good one!
Thank you for having me talk with you at that time.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for handing me your CD at that time.
I'm sorry, everyone!
Please don't look down on me.
I've been listening to it a lot.
I've been listening to it a lot, but I have to listen to it, right?
So let's listen to it once.
Yes! Let's listen!
What song is it?
Fumidatsu yuuki wo kureta
kimi to chireta
towards the future
Wow!
Can we have a lesson on this?
Yes, of course!
Thank you for the chair.
This might be a little difficult because it's so fast.
First, do a "debt" pose.
Then, put your left hand on top of your head and turn it around.
Do it again.
This part is fast.
Put your left hand on top of your head and turn it around.
Do it again.
Turn it around.
Do it twice.
It's pretty fast.
Can we do it now?
Let's do it!
Music, start!
♪ Jirin Jirin Jirin Jirin Jirin Jirin Jirin ♪
♪
To be honest, I copied and pasted this song quite a few times.
Wow!
That's amazing!
I'm sorry I made it worse than I thought.
It started right away, but I was really surprised.
I thought you were dancing when I was listening in the dressing room.
That's right.
I just wanted you to teach me.
What?
I'm the 16th member.
What?
You're from Saitama.
Does that mean there are people from Tokyo?
How did you know?
Saitama and Chiba are the closest places.
That's right.
I see.
So you might not fit in at all.
What?
I like it!
It was fun.
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next segment!
Let's go!
Your hair is sticking out.
Is it?
Maybe I danced too perfectly.
The next segment is...
Movie 'School Stairs', 'Curse of Kotodama' Release Anniversary 'School Stairs', 'Blown Up Kotodama'!
School Stairs
We're going to talk about "School Stairs" like the movie "Curse of Kotodama" released a few days ago.
The rules are...
You'll draw a lottery ticket from this "School Stairs" title box and decide on a title.
You'll start talking with that title.
But you'll run out of money while you're talking.
When you run out of money, you'll draw a lottery ticket from this "School Stairs" title box.
You'll put your words into the lottery and start talking.
We wrote this as well.
We came up with it ourselves and wrote it.
We also put our words into the lottery.
I wonder what's in it.
There's a lot in it, so we don't know what's going to come out of it.
Are you good at climbing stairs?
I've done something like practice on a show before.
I've only done it once, so I'm not sure if I can do it well.
Let's do it.
Who's going first?
I'm nervous about this one.
I've decided.
"Blood Sports Day".
Isn't it difficult?
It's more difficult than when we did it in rehearsal.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of the title.
Are you okay now?
Did you come up with it?
I'll do my best.
I'm nervous.
"Blood Sports Day".
I'm going to show you.
I can't see you!
I can see you!
I can't see you!
You're so cute!
I can't see you!
This is not a guitar battle. It's an acting.
I can't see you!
I'm scared!
I'm going to show you.
I made this.
Staff, you're laughing too much.
I may not be able to see you.
One rank higher.
Yes, a little higher.
I can see you!
It's a little dark.
This is about
when I was in middle school.
I was in the second year of middle school.
During the summer sports day,
we all practiced together.
We practiced
in the playground.
While we were practicing,
one of us got injured.
We all
were like,
Oh, no!
and took her to the infirmary.
Then,
for some reason,
a ballpoint pen was stuck in her leg.
Oh, no!
And then,
we were like...
We were told by the teacher to go back, so we went back.
And there were a lot of seats in the gymnasium.
And there was a doll in the injured kid's seat.
Like an old-fashioned doll.
Like a Japanese doll.
And we were like, "This is serious."
There's a lot of "go".
And we got worried, so we went back to where the kid was.
And the kid's mouth was all swollen up.
And there was a big hole in his mouth.
A hole?!
That's scary!
And for about a week, it didn't go away.
His mouth didn't go away.
Thank you!
This is hard!
It's harder than I imagined!
What were the words inside?
A ballpoint pen...
A doll...
It's this circle.
Wow!
It was really difficult!
What did you write?
I'm sorry, but I wrote this circle.
What?!
Why, Kano-chan?!
I really wrote it because I thought it hurt because it was this circle, but you wrote it really well!
Yeah!
It's amazing!
I was like, "What do I do with this?"
Hmm...
Wow...
Yes!
With that, thank you very much!
That's all for school's conversation!
Ah, no, no!
It's not a conversation!
Ah!
Isn't it?!
Hmm...
She's right!
Yes!
That's all for school's conversation!
Yes!
Hmm...
Yes!
It's almost time for us to say goodbye to Tokyo Jyushi Ryu-san, but...
How was it for you this time?
It was fun!
Hmm...
There were a lot of corners we did for the first time, and it was a lot of fun!
It was fun!
Hmm...
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Hmm...
We, Tokyo Jyushi Ryu, are currently on our 4th Japan Tour, and the next one will be our Tour Final!
On June 15th, we'll be playing live in Hibiya Yagai Music Hall in Tokyo, so please come if you have the time!
And on June 4th, our 4th album "Killing Me Softly" will be released, so please check it out!
Also, we've decided to go overseas, and we'll be going to Hong Kong and San Francisco, so please continue to support us!
Please support us!
Today's guest was Tokyo Girls' Day! Thank you for coming!
I really wanted to talk more with you, but...
Do you have anything you'd like to say in closing?
What I'd like to say? No way!
I'd like to shake hands with you!
We can't just hang up like this.
I'll hang up at the event.
I love you like this, too!
It started at 5 o'clock!
Thank you for coming!
Do you want me to let you know?
That's right.
Just now, Jushiru-san said that she was doing a horror movie.
Nakada is also...
Oh, that's right!
Yes, that's right.
A movie, a movie about a battle is being released.
At Cinematropony-san, we are currently doing a movie.
If you like it, I hope you will come and see it.
It's "Desiblog" movie version.
I'm doing my best, so please do come and see it!
Yes.
There are quite a lot of people who have already seen it.
Have you seen it?!
Was it scary?
It's like... but... it's like a horror movie...
It's like a three-part horror movie.
The three of us did the supporting roles.
Ours is a little different from what Ami-chan and Nozomi-chan did in the first one.
It's like a horror movie.
So it's like... I don't know what it's like to be in a horror movie...
But if you watch it, you'll know what it's like.
It's like that.
Everyone, please come and see it!
I want to see it too!
Right?!
But it's really similar to "Principal".
Oh, is that so?!
"Principal" is close, isn't it?
Oh, yeah!
It's right in front of "Principal".
Yeah, you're right.
It's about 20 minutes walk from there.
Really?!
Then we'd like to go there too!
Yes, please!
Oh, "Principal" is close too?!
"Principal" is close too?!
It looks like "Tachimiseki" will be released!
Everyone, please come every day!
With that said, we'd like to call in our second guest!
It's "Mousou Television"! Please come in!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
We are "Otome no Mousou Mugendai"!
We are "Mousou Television"!
Thank you for having us!
Please introduce yourselves!
I'm Sakura Masa!
I'm Futaba Mae!
I'm Hoshino Nia!
I'm Firmizawa Mahiru!
I'm Shindou Miuna!
Thank you for having us!
Please have a seat!
Cool!
"Mousou Television" is an idol group that seems to be delusional about their dreams.
They sing and dance for their dreams.
They debuted in March 2013 at Akihabara DEAR STAGE.
That's right!
With that said...
Hmm...
They're really energetic!
They have to have a bright future!
That's right!
We've also been calm lately.
That's not good!
Today is August, and people born in August are fortune-tellers.
People born in August are fortune-tellers.
Really?!
You're energetic!
No, it's the same in Kanagawa!
It's the same in Kanagawa!
It's only August for us, but we're a little closer to July.
You're right!
We fought again!
We have to be friends!
Let's be friends!
Business friends.
Eh?!
That's not it!
Fans say things like that!
They say things like that!
Be friends!
Be nice to Sayuri!
They say things like that!
She's scary!
She says things like "Funaka!"
Funaka!
That's not good!
Funaka...
There are quite a lot of people who do business.
Business?
Yes, business.
On the contrary?
Yes, we get along well in the dressing room, but when we are on the stage, we start fighting.
That's funny.
It doesn't make sense for you to do business.
You don't look like you do it.
That's right. Normally we do it the other way around.
For example, during midsummer...
I say it because we don't get along well.
I know. We do it during midsummer, too.
That's cute.
No, I'm fine like that.
There are quite a lot of people who like anime.
That's right.
We are otakus.
We are otakus. We are all otakus.
Really?
Yes.
I like anime, too.
Really?
Yay!
I'm happy.
What kind of anime do you like?
What would you like?
Right now, I like "Kunai ga Owatteta" and "Nisekoi".
Ah, "Nisekoi"!
Right?
Why?
I don't know.
You don't know "Ayanarin", do you?
Ah, wait!
Again!
"Ayanarin" again!
"Nisekoi" is amazing.
But, do you know?
In Shinjuku...
In Shinjuku's Marunouchi Line, there are a lot of big posters.
Oh!
"Nisekoi"?
"Nisekoi".
You know it, Sayuri?
Sayuri, do you know it?
Have you seen it, Sayuri?
It doesn't appear in magazines, "Ayanarin".
Miwa-san, do you prefer outdoors or indoors?
Indoors!
Outdoors!
Just you two?
That's right.
In the afternoon, there are a lot of college students who go out a lot,
so they move a lot and say, "Everyone is amazing!"
Um...
Miwa-san...
Yes!
That's an amazing name!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
That's funny!
I like it!
Oh, really?
I like cats, so I chose "Miwa" because I like cats.
Oh, I like it!
Then, I like that too.
What do you like?
I want to change my name.
You want to change it?
But, you know I like fish, right?
Fish?
Yes.
I'm good at butt attacks.
Yes, I'm very good at it.
Oh, how do you like it?
It's really strong!
I think you should stop it.
But, you know, if you say butt, you say siren, right?
That's right!
Entertainment!
That's dangerous!
I like entertainment.
It's dangerous, so let's eat it once...
Let's eat it once!
We're like comedians.
What?
Then, can you show me for a moment?
Oh, you'd better stay here, right?
I know.
It's dangerous.
What? What? What?
I'm scared.
You'd better stay here, right?
I'll jump over there.
That high?
Here I go!
I'm scared!
It's true!
If I do it, the reality will disappear!
The reality will disappear!
It's true!
It's like...
Zon!
What!?
What should we do!?
It's like...
It's dangerous!
We should pray to God first and then do it...
Is it true?
It's true!
Eh!?
Everyone, what do you think about this!?
It's dangerous!
It might be dangerous!
We can't guarantee that
Can you stop it for a moment!?
Are you going to stop it?
I did it!
Let's do it...
Please be careful!
Should I hold on?
Yes!
Let's do it!
I'll do it!
- It's a shock! - It's a shock!
My butt!
It's a shock!
My butt!
It's about to break!
It's so thick!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- I'm glad it's okay!
I'm glad it broke.
- That's amazing! - Thank you!
But that was really painful.
Okay, next...
It's a monologue you can only hear in the house.
Okay!
Mahiru's monologue!
Mahiru is outgoing,
and often says things like "you're good!"
to the members.
How embarrassing!
- You're similar! - You're similar!
I just said what I said,
and now I can't remember the time.
What will you do today?
Next time, I'll do my butt again.
What?
No, no, no!
It'll be split in six.
That's tough.
Also, I'm good at crying early.
Is that so?
I didn't know that.
I'm good at crying early.
When I was watching a drama, I got emotional right away.
When we were eating together, we were watching a reenactment of a drama.
Documentary.
I was watching it and I started crying in the middle of it.
We thought it was a common feeling, but she was crying all by herself.
What?
That's right.
I often cry all of a sudden.
That's right.
No matter what happens, I cry.
I cry right away.
You cry right away?
Do you cry now?
Now...
I didn't know you cried like that.
I cry right away, so I'm really happy.
I'm happy again.
Already?
Already.
Are you okay?
I'm happy.
I'm happy you cried.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Yes, I'm crying.
I'm sorry.
It's not like you're crying because you're sad.
I'm sorry.
It's not like that!
Wow!
I don't know anymore.
Are you really okay?
I'm okay.
Wow!
It's really nothing.
It's not like you're sick or anything.
I'm okay.
Wow!
I'm okay.
Wow!
Are you okay?
You're okay, aren't you?
We're getting a lot of comments right now.
Sayulee also cried yesterday while taking off her clothes.
Yes.
There was a show where we decided to cry.
Sayulee, do you cry now?
I don't cry!
I don't cry unless there's a pervert.
Pervert!
I'm too perverted right now so I can't cry.
I'm going to say it myself.
Hey!
Cute!
No way!
Hana is cute!
Is this cute?
The way you said it just now is cute.
I'm glad you said it.
If it was just Hana...
Hana is super cold.
I'll say it properly if you think it's cute.
If you don't think it's cute, you won't say it.
I'm being realistic.
Okay, so...
We'd like you to watch Mousou Calibration's music video.
Okay!
What kind of song is this?
It's a song where Moukeri is in her second year of middle school.
Everyone is so cool.
So cool!
They're saying they're cool.
Yes!
Okay, please introduce the song.
Yes!
Mousou Calibration's "Why am I a Mousou girl?"
Please!
Don't get in my way, don't talk to me
Don't make me angry anymore
I can't laugh, I don't even want to laugh
Being kind is a nuisance
After all, I'm more excited than I want
Even if I'm in trouble, even if I give up, I won't die
In the world we live in now, there's nothing ordinary
I feel like I'm about to explode
I was born
No one knows
Listen
Yes, I'd like to announce it here, but I have to win the game to give it to you, so this game is a serious match to announce it! Let's make a 50% 50% match with a questionnaire!
We'll do our best!
We'd like to announce it!
This game has a questionnaire function on Niconama, and it's a game in which you can ask a question that's exactly 50% 50% of the viewers' answers.
Yes.
50% 50%?
I've never heard of it.
It's pretty difficult.
It's difficult.
Actually, it's our first time doing this project.
If it goes well, we might use it in the future.
We'll win!
You guys are so responsive!
Thank you!
Let's start with Mochari.
Can we start?
You can start.
Can we eat earth last?
Earth last?
Yes.
Can you draw earth?
I can.
Can you draw it last?
Like this.
Huh?
It's correct.
You can ask for it.
Huh? Is that right?
It's correct.
Huh?
If it doesn't look good, you can redraw it.
Is that right?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay if you can read it.
Bad touch!
If you're going to eat earth last...
Huh?
50%?
1.
Half.
Half and half.
This is for our viewers to participate in, so we'd like you all to vote for it.
- Apples and bananas. - Wait, bananas...
- Yay! - Yay!
- I don't know what it is. - Yay!
- Okay, please show us. - Ta-da!
If you're going to eat earth last,
one, sushi,
two, yakitori!
- Yakitori? - Yeah.
- Well, let's see it. - Okay!
- Time to vote! - Ta-da!
[Who voted for "if you're going to eat earth last,"?]
- Squash. - Squash!
No other option?
Squash, squash.
Dora!
Keko!
Huh?!
1 is 67.9%!
That much?!
It might have changed since the last time.
Ah, yesterday...
It's sushi with meat.
It's what we want to eat now.
Chawanmushi.
It's totally different.
Okay, then, will the team from Nuizaka also go?
Yes!
With my suggestion...
Suggestion?
Shall we go?
Yes, here it is!
With yakiniku, your favorite...
I can't eat it!
Harami!
It's pretty easy.
It's easy.
Ok, I'm gonna throw!
Start!
This is a good one.
Even in this studio...
It's easy.
Which one is Sayuri?
That one is also harami.
Which one is harami?
Harami is harami.
It's harami.
4, 3, 2, 1!
Ok, here is the result!
Ta-dah!
Wow!
That's right!
Even if you don't win here...
You can't announce it!
Ok, Kana-chan, think about it.
You can announce it here.
Hahaha!
No, no, I want to announce it!
I want to announce it!
Let's do it now!
Hahaha!
We can't do it now!
No, we can't!
By the way, what anime do you like now?
The anime I like now is...
Bukakushiten
Oh, I see!
And "Grian Hilde"
"Grian Hilde" and...
"Ishuu Tamerange" and...
"Akuma Maribel" and...
And...
"Akuma Maribel" is interesting!
And...
"Soul Eater" and...
Oh!
We did it!
Oh!
Now it's time!
It's 50-50!
Go, go!
Ready, set...
Ta-da!
Soul Eater
One!
Akuma Maribel
Two!
"Akuma Maribel" and "Ishuu Tamerange"
I want to do it!
Oh!
Two!
"Ishuu Tamerange" and "Akuma Maribel"
Yes!
OK, let's vote!
Yay!
Which one?
But "Akuma Maribel" has "Ishuu Tamerange" in it...
Oh!
- This is awesome! - Yeah!
- You did it! - Yeah!
- Awesome! - Yeah!
- We did it! - Yeah!
- But you're all rich, aren't you? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- You've been exposed to harsh reality.
- Yeah.
- OK, Nogizaka team, are you ready? - Yes!
- Next question. - Kano-chan, are you ready?
- Just a second, OK? - OK, let's wait.
- I think I can do it. - Yeah.
- Which one was on the left?
- The one with the costume. - The one with the costume.
- Wow!
- You can't buy love with money.
- Oh!
- Get up, get up, get up.
- OK, here we go.
- OK, Kano-chan. - Yeah.
- I changed it a little, but...
- It's hard to read. - Yeah.
- What's your favorite special move?
- One, left ring punch.
- Two, pero pero beam!
- No, no, this is overwhelming.
- This is actually one of our...
- Do it! Do it!
- OK, let's start with...
- One, left ring punch.
- One, left ring punch is...
- Left ring... - Punch!
- Cute!
- OK, here we go.
- Two, pero pero beam!
- Cute!
- It's got a "t" in it.
- I'm not used to doing it yet.
- It's got a "t" in it.
- OK, start voting!
- Cute.
- One, left ring punch is...
- Pero pero beam!
- No, no, no.
- This is actually one of our...
- It's been three years since we did it.
- We just recently...
- This is too much.
- Five!
- Four!
- Three!
- Two!
- One!
- It's not a human! - It's not!
- It's not a human! - It's so small!
- I want you to hold it!
- But I thought about this... - Yes, it's not a secret technique called "pero pero beam"!
- What is it? - I just made it!
- You just made it? - Because Yumi was playing with it.
- It's a trick of a member called "Nakamoto Himeka" in Mayuzaka. - Another member?
- So, this was a bad question... - Yes.
- So, I'll announce it to Mochiari. - Yay!
- You're an idol nerd! - You're an idol nerd!
- I think it's better for Mochiari to say it than for Nakamoto Himeka to say it. - Why?
- You're an idol nerd! - Why?
- Please announce it! - Yes!
- On June 16th, "Because I'm a delusional girl" will be released! - Yay!
- The music video you just saw will be released, so please make a reservation! - Thank you!
- And on November 27th, "Delusion Calibration" will hold its second one-man live at Tokyo Kinema Club! - Yay!
- Today is Mahiru's birthday, so we'd love it if you could celebrate with us!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- We're looking forward to it! - Yes!
- For more information about "Delusion Calibration" and other events, please check out our official website, Twitter, and blog!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- "Delusion calibration" is short for "moukyari" ("Delusion calibration" is short for "moukyari" ("Delusion calibration" is short for "moukyari")
- Please remember that! - Please do!
- Yes!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Good job, girls! - Good job, girls!
- Good for you! - Good for you!
- Thank you very much! - And with that...
we've come to the end of our Vlog "Idols of Namwah Love," part 14!
Okay, then...
this time we want you to listen to our "Nogizaka46" song until you are born, the full version, and dismiss us from here!
- Well, everyone, let's say goodbye... - You can't say goodbye!
- Everyone, thank you for listening! Goodbye! - Thank you for listening!
[Music fades out]
- Yay! - Yay!
- Yes, "Don't Drink, Love" 14th episode is over! - It's over!
- Yay! - Yay!
- It went in very calmly. - That's right!
- 14th episode... - Yeah.
- Well... - Yeah.
- There are still a lot of things we haven't done as usual. - Yeah, there are things we haven't done.
- Oh, we did the project itself, but... - Yeah.
- There are a lot of topics left. - Yeah.
- We haven't done it at all. - Yeah.
- It's a shame, so... - We'll do it! We'll do it here!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Anyway, let's do "School Stairs"! - Yay!
- Anyway, we'd like to talk about scary stories! - Let's do it!
- Well, there's a topic box here, so... - Yeah.
- We'll pick a topic and... - Yeah.
- We'll talk about it! - We'll talk about scary stories!
- We'll talk about scary stories here. - We'll talk about scary stories here.
- Well, should we put this in, Kano-chan? For "Death Vlog"? - That's right!
- Right? - Yeah!
- She's already experienced it in "Death Vlog"... - She's already good at scary stories!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Let's do it, Shino-chan! - Okay!
- Ta-da! - What is it?
- "Death Vlog"! - Wow! That's scary!
- Yes! - Wow, that's scary!
- Well, should we do it now? - Yes!
- Huh? - Well, if we have a good timing, I'll pick a word from this card...
- Yes! - Can you say it well?
- Say it well... - Say it well...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Well, Shino-kyo... - Kyo...
- Shino! - Kyo... Huh?
- Shino's "Death Vlog"! Thank you in advance!
- Well...
- It's a story that happened at a school a few years ago.
- It happened deep in a mountain in Saitama Prefecture.
There was a school in Saitama Prefecture. It was a very old school, but it had a lot of advantages.
The school was well-known for delicious school lunches.
And because of those delicious school lunches, a lot of students would come to school.
One day, an old woman who was a barber liked bananas a lot.
She would put bananas in anything.
She would leave the banana peel around it.
Then, there was a boy who had fallen down.
That boy really liked Baumkuchen.
The old woman liked bananas more than Baumkuchen.
That boy had a lot of feelings of wanting to eat Baumkuchen, but he slipped and fell down with bananas and died.
Baumkuchen was probably in the dining room, but Baumkuchen was not there and he fell down with bananas.
Even though he died, there was no human and no corpse was found.
For some reason, there was a monkey.
This is because the old woman who was serving dinner liked bananas, so I think the monkey came.
After all, I think that monkey has a lot of protein in bananas.
After all, the monkey is looking for a banana.
But the monkey wants to receive the boy's love for Baumkuchen.
What's wrong, monkey?
The monkey goes to the banana man.
Why do you go to the banana man?
After all, the boy liked Baumkuchen a lot, so the old woman made bananas for the boy.
The old woman went to the banana man and asked him to make a Baumkuchen for the boy.
Then, what came out was a Baumkuchen with a ponytail.
You know what I'm saying, right?
But, you know, banana and monkey and banana man linked together in the middle, didn't they?
Hey, isn't it great?
I think it's great that Sayulee chose banana.
Besides, it's her lunch.
That's right.
So it was a great story, wasn't it?
Did you like it, everyone?
So, this is the power of this blogger Sayulee.
I can't think of anything else to say!
What should we do?
No, on the contrary, it's interesting.
Because of this color, it's amazing.
Look at her doing it.
If you like it, it's way scarier than my lunch delivery, so please check out my blog!
Thank you very much!
Yes, thank you!
Well, that's about it.
Thank you very much for watching the 14th episode!
Please watch it again!
Thank you!