AISubs v3.5
Three, two, one...
"Nagiego"!
Again, we will keep social distance while we are recording this show.
You should have said that earlier.
And since Higuchi-san took a day off due to work,
we have a guest member with us today.
This is her!
She is Sarah Hayako, a fourth grader.
Nice to meet you.
This is your third visit, right?
Yes, it is.
How about you, Hayako? What did you do during your stay-at-home period?
I started growing apple mint.
Apple mint?
Yes.
Do you eat it in the end?
In the end, I made tea and drank it.
You drank it?
Actually, I haven't grown up much.
I haven't been able to harvest it yet, but it has withered recently.
Was there a reason for it?
Maybe there is evil spirit in it?
That's terrible.
It's not simple at all.
I'm afraid of seniors like you.
Do you do something like that at home?
I've withered away, too, so I'm trying to get it back.
You can't say that!
What did you grow?
Potatoes, bell peppers and pumpkins.
But, I don't have any of them now.
Wow! You've withered away?
Yes.
That's terrible.
You know, there is a saying in "Mononoke Hime".
If you wither away, you can't have anything.
Right? You withered away.
Even if you wither away plants, you can't wither away your will to study.
Wow!
The first lesson is "Make your wishes come true in English"!
As God's role of "Nick", you'll try making your wishes come true in English!
However, only one person can make their wishes come true in English,
so let's understand God's question and convey your feelings!
First of all, let's start with Yasukoichi-sensei's expression when making a wish.
Lesson, start!
Everyone, how do you usually translate "wish" into Japanese?
Wonto
"Wontu" and "Hope" come to your mind, right?
"Wontu" and "Hope" are used when you want something to come true, like "I hope it's sunny tomorrow?"
However, when you make a wish for a star or God, you use different verbs.
Can you sing "When You Wish Upon a Star" song?
How about lyrics?
Huh? Lyrics?
You don't know, do you?
It's not an old song!
Oh, I know!
When you wish upon a star
"When you wish upon a star" right?
Oh, I was taken by a guest!
"When you wish upon a star" right?
At that time, "wish upon a star" means "wish",
so "wish" means "make a wish that won't come true"
And here is a useful expression using "wish".
I wish I were ____
I wish I could ____
Remember these two expressions.
Before you make your wish come true,
God, you don't have much money, do you?
Are you a god?
I'm a god.
But this is what a real god looks like.
There's an old man below me.
That's what a god looks like.
Let's get started.
If you are called by Nick, please say your wish in English.
Let's get started.
Start!
Shoes in closet.
- Big house.
- You want a clean and big house.
Okay, Miss Wada, what do you want?
- I wish I buy big dog.
- What kind of big dog?
- I like Labrador retriever.
- Oh, Labrador retriever.
- Big, cute.
- It's cute?
- Yes.
- Okay, will you take care of him
and walk him every single day?
- Yes, yes, every single.
- Every single?
No, no, no, no.
Will you walk him every day?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- If you can't take care of plants, how can you take--
- No, no parents.
- No parents?
(audience laughing)
Okay, okay.
All right, okay.
Miss Hayakawa.
- Hi.
- What is your wish?
- I wish I were invisible man.
- You wanna be a man?
- Woman.
- Oh, invisible woman.
Okay, okay.
Why?
- 'Cause I want to see someone's private life.
- Why do you wanna see people's private lives?
- Mm, I want to see human dirty.
(audience laughing)
- You wanna see dirty?
- Where would you go if you were invisible?
- Miss Shinuchi.
- Is Shinuchi's house dirty?
Okay, finally.
Miss Sato.
- I wish I were pro-battleminton player.
- A pro-battleminton player?
- Yeah.
- Why?
(audience laughing)
- My dream is Olympia.
(audience laughing)
- I have a question.
In professional badminton, you can't make very much money.
Is that okay?
- Okay.
- It's okay?
- Okay.
- Oh.
(audience applauding)
- Pass!
(suspenseful music)
- Change.
- Yay!
(audience applauding)
- Kami-san, aren't you a little down-to-earth? - No, no, no. - Shit. (audience laughing)
- She wants to live in a big house. - Ah, I see. - Kami-san gave birth to an extraordinary woman. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I thought Hayakawa-san was good. - Ah. - Yes. - I felt that you know difficult words well.
- "Invisible." - "Invisible." - What does "invisible" mean, Wada-san? - Hmm?
- "Invisible woman." - Uh, can you see this, Shinichi-san, Sato-san? - Superman. - Superman, it's close, but...
- And then, and then the "reason" was also amazing. "I wish I could see people's dirty side." Do you know "you, reason"?
I want to change the world which is thin and dirty.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's better.
No, it's not like that.
I want to see people's thin and dirty appearance.
Oh, that's it.
And who do you want to join to see that appearance?
Oh, me?
That's terrible.
No, I'm happy.
What I want to do is...
I want to be a transparent human.
Invisible man, invisible woman
I mean, I want to be a transparent human.
Usually, you are very beautiful.
So, I want to see your human side.
So, Hayakawa's wish is...
to see your dirty side.
My back side?
I want to see your back side.
So, you want to know what I think about you.
I want to know your dark side.
Dark side!
I want to know your dark side.
I see.
So, why did you make your wish come true?
My house doesn't have much storage space.
So, my clothes don't fit in.
Your clothes don't fit in.
Why do you have so many clothes?
Your house is really dirty, isn't it?
Why do you have so many clothes?
You can put them in, can't you?
Is the room itself big?
How was it, Wada-chan? Was the room big?
No, it was small.
What's wrong with you? You can't say it at all.
Next,
Ms. Sato, who said she wanted to be a badminton player, but...
These three don't agree with me.
What?
I said it last time, too.
Well, well, well.
It didn't go as well as you thought it would.
I was a little blank.
I know you were a little blank, but...
I want to be a professional player!
Everyone has their own personality, and I wanted to go to sports.
So I became a badminton player.
But you don't have much of a sports image now, do you?
Really?
I don't think you all have much of an image, do you?
But there are quite a few badminton players and badminton players.
That's right.
People in the entertainment world who can run a marathon.
And people like Sasuke who can fly.
Don't you want to be like that?
Don't you want to be like Sasuke?
I don't want to go to a marathon.
I want to go to a marathon.
Oh, really?
Because you didn't know much about it.
I want to appeal to you that I can move in a sporty way like that.
What about you, Uwara-chan?
What is the reason for your wish you mentioned earlier?
I used to have a big dog at home in the past.
After all, I thought a big dog was cool and cute.
What I said was...
If you can't raise vegetables, you can't raise dogs.
I see.
Can you raise a dog with vegetables?
Oh, I see.
Can you raise a dog with vegetables?
Or...
How can I say...
Can you raise a dog with a monster parent?
Can you say "I'm not a parent"?
Now that each member has found their surprising wishes, let's move on to the next lesson.
Next is "Wada Maya Kouan - How about this game?"
So far, we have played various games in Nogi English, but this time Wada-chan has come up with a game.
Right, Wada-chan?
That's right.
With the members, we will play Wada-chan Kouan game and decide whether we recommend it or not.
This show is watched by middle school and elementary school teachers.
They say "That game is interesting, so let's use it in class."
Wada-san's game may be used in various schools' classrooms.
Of course, children can study English.
So I think any game has a copyright, so if you don't mind, please use this game.
You're looking at me, aren't you?
Wada-chan, please announce the first game.
It's Michael's game.
Nice, Wada-chan.
It's an English version of the famous Senna Mitsuo game that went viral a few years ago.
The first person will say "Michael" and point at the other person.
The second person will say "Jackson" and point at the other person.
The person next to you will pose and say your catchphrase.
The first person to fail will receive a penalty game.
Before we start, let's have Ms. Maya lecture you on poses and catchphrases.
OK, will you point at me?
Yes.
Michael.
Jackson.
"Po-po".
Oh, twice.
Twice, "po-po", please.
"Po-po", right?
Yes.
It's like a train, but I'll say "Michael".
Is it OK?
Yes.
And there's not only one catchphrase in this game.
There's "Michael, joke".
If you say "Michael, joke", you'll dunk with one hand.
Please be careful, everyone.
And one more!
The last one is my favorite "Michael, joke" field.
If you say "Michael, joke" field...
Are you crazy?
Punch with "prison break".
Prison break?
Yes!
By the way, it's more fun to play this game with a large number of people.
So, Mr. Yasukochi and others will also participate in this game.
Here's a question from Mr. Yasukochi.
Does it have anything to do with English?
Of course it does!
Of course!
Because "Michael" is a Japanese name.
But "Michael" is...
"Michael" is "Michael", isn't it?
Yes, "Michael".
"Michael"!
"Michael" is also a beautiful idea.
Then, let's say all of them properly.
"Michael Jackson".
If you say "Michael Jackson", you'll learn English.
If you say "Michael Jackson",
you'll learn Japanese.
You'll learn Japanese.
Then, I'll say "Michael Jackson".
"Michael Jackson".
"Michael Jordan".
"Michael Scofield".
In this way, you can learn English pronunciations.
That's right!
I'd like to learn "dunk shot" and "prison break".
Oh, I see!
For now...
It's good, isn't it?
It's positive, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's positive, isn't it?
In this way, you can learn "dunk shot" and "prison break".
"Dunk shot" is not originally English.
It's originally called "slam dunk".
Then, it's better to say "slam dunk" than "dunk shot", isn't it?
It's too late.
It's too late to say "slam dunk".
Then, "slam dunk".
Sensei!
Yes?
Don't say "it's too late".
At first, I thought it wouldn't be useful at all, but...
It's useful.
Sensei!
No, no...
But...
It's useful, isn't it?
Yes, it's useful.
It's useful, isn't it?
Now that we know the value of the game...
First of all, let's practice only with Michael Jackson.
Well, then...
"Michael Game"!
Yes!
Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
It's difficult.
No, it's my fault.
Yes.
Can we win?
Anyway, do you want to play a little more?
If you don't want to play, let's play a little more.
If you say you can't do it with this, let's do it with three.
Anyway...
So, first of all, the game starts only with Jackson.
Don't forget that there is a penalty game if you make a mistake.
Michael Game of the World!
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
His weakness!
So, the penalty game starts with Nick.
Sour!
Really?
It's sour!
Michael Game of the World!
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Michael...
Jackson...
Jackson!
Why did you say Jackson?
You said Jackson!
Because it was Jackson for the first time!
What's up with you?
That word is strange.
Because it was Jackson for the first time!
So, the penalty game starts with Maya.
It doesn't work?
A little salty.
Salty, isn't it?
Salty.
You should study Japanese, too.
As you get used to the game, the difficulty level is raised.
From now on, Jordan and Scofield will join you.
The world's Michael game!
Michael. Scofield.
Spritz and break!
You did it!
What was it?
You should say "spritz and break".
I said it properly.
I could only hear you say it once.
Spritz and break!
The penalty game for Mr. Suzuki, who finished quickly.
Here we go.
This is really sour!
It's not sour at all. You raised the level, didn't you?
The world's Michael game!
Michael. Scofield. Spritz and break!
Michael. Whippets.
Whippets!
Why?
What's wrong?
There you are!
Were you in there, Mr. Michael Whippets?
Michael Whippets!
The penalty game for Ms. Sato, who said a mysterious pronunciation.
Here we go!
See!
I didn't know you were so cute!
I can't watch you like this!
It's my first time doing this.
I see!
It was pretty tough, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Now, let's start the world's worst game!
Worst!
Joking!
Slam dunk!
Worst!
Joking!
Slam dunk!
You did it! You did it just now, didn't you?
Isn't this game really difficult?
It's too late for you to realize it now.
Penalty game, start!
You can drink it, can't you?
This is fun, isn't it?
Although it seemed a little difficult, this game was very exciting.
Let's see if you recommend it or not.
Go ahead!
I recommend it! I recommend it! I don't recommend it! I recommend it! I don't recommend it!
I think you recommended it better.
Thank you!
If you come up with English words for this game, you can use it in class.
I see!
How was it, Sato?
Sato, you were funny!
I'm not good at Katakana, so Katakana doesn't come out.
You often appear in Katakana programs.
But I'd like to do it again in a year or so.
Are you sure?
I don't think it's a good idea for you to do it like that.
Penalty game, start!
Next game, Wada-chan, please announce it!
When there is a number "2" in it, you become a fool!
This game is based on world's hottest jokes.
You count numbers in order in English, and only when "e" is included in the consonant, you become a fool and pronounce it.
Of course, those who fail will receive a punishment game.
Before we start the game, let's check if you can become a fool or not.
Are you okay, Liliana? I'll check if you can become a fool or not.
Let's start with a fool.
Let's start with you, Wada-chan. Me? Number one?
One!
You don't have to say "one" now. You only have to become a fool.
Let's say "one" now.
Chiuchi. One!
You didn't become a fool, did you?
You're acting cute now.
I'm here to protect you.
You're acting cute now.
Nick, say "one" like you're a fool.
One!
I don't want to do it anymore. I can't think anymore.
Let's do it faster. Say "one" faster.
One!
You're acting cute now.
Wada-chan, say it one more time.
One!
That's good.
The question is about sugar.
Have you ever become a fool?
No.
Oh, you haven't.
You haven't, right?
So try it a little. Become a fool.
One!
You're acting cute a little.
I have white eyes.
Really?
Can you show me your white eyes?
I want to say it!
Can I say it?
One!
This is it!
This is it! You know it, right?
You know it, right?
Now that we've finished our stupid practice, let's start the game!
Shall we start? Let's start with Wada-chan!
One, two, three, four...
Five? I don't know! Five?
Five... Is "bu" V-E?
That's not it! But is it right?
It's because you were late. Ah, because you were late.
There's a rhythm. One, two, three, with this rhythm.
"Mess Maya"! It's a penalty game from the first shot!
Okay!
What is this? It doesn't work!
Now, let's start with Sato! Okay!
Now, Sato-san, please!
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven...
Eight, nine, ten!
Nice!
Twelve, thirteen, fourteen...
Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen...
Nineteen...
You missed it!
Eight!
You've really become too stupid!
But I'm glad you guys played stupidly in the second half!
I was wondering what was going on in this bug!
The game went on.
The game went on. It was a bit of a shame, but...
"Mess Sato"! It's a penalty game from the first shot!
Here I go!
You missed it!
You've really become too stupid!
Sato's reaction is awesome!
Are you OK? Did it get in your eye? It looks like it got in your eye a little.
Messe Sato's struggle continues, but this time she will try again by changing the stupid alphabet to "n".
OK, shall we start with Hayakawa?
Yes.
Hayakawa, please say up to 20.
Yes, I'll do my best.
OK.
I'll do my best.
OK, please.
OK, Hayakawa, please.
One...
Three...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Oh, I made a mistake!
I made a mistake!
Sato!
No, no!
Sato!
No!
I think Sato is getting better and better!
No!
In my head, I know that "eight" is wrong, but in my body...
In your body!
In your body you've become stupid, haven't you?
It's OK! It's OK if you've become stupid!
Messe Sato has awakened!
This is her third penalty game!
Here I go!
Oh, no!
You drank it well!
You drank it for the first time, didn't you?
For the first time!
Just like before, this game made everyone excited.
What will be the score?
Please!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
You two are the losers and three of you are the winners.
First of all, Hayaka, why are you the loser?
It's too easy.
I see. It's too easy and you couldn't play much.
Yes.
I see.
When I got the number in my head, I knew when I would be a fool.
Yes.
It was a little easy.
But some of you didn't play well.
How about you, Sato?
Huh? But...
My body doesn't listen to me anymore.
You thought you were different, didn't you?
Yes, I thought I was different.
I played too much earlier and my body...
It hurts over there.
That doesn't contain alcohol, does it?
It doesn't contain anything.
It doesn't contain anything, does it?