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Nogieigo!
Well, this time, I'd like to say something to you, Wada-chan.
I'm moved. I'd like to tell you how moved I am.
Are you moved?
Well, in this 46-hour Wada-san corner, Nogieigo is being reproduced as a teacher.
Really?
That's right. I'm not usually a teacher.
I thought you've become a great teacher.
Oh, is that so?
Well, look at her.
But, teacher, didn't you say in the classroom that you've been told what I'm teaching you?
No, no, no. It's like she's looking at herself.
Oh, I see.
She uses tongue-twisters like "Let's pretend you're good at English" or "Let's say 'I know'".
Oh, I see.
Since we're here, let's have Ness and Maya show us their English conversation skills.
So, how have you been these days?
I know, I know, I know.
Well, I heard you went to the United States. How was the United States?
I know, I know. Oh, I know, I know, I know.
You didn't know it at all!
I hope everyone enjoyed their summer vacation.
Nogieigo!
The first lesson is "Situation and English Conversation"!
In "Situation and English Conversation", they will do an impromptu English conversation.
What is the situation they will face this time?
The products you bought on Coupang will be defective.
You will have to call a shop and ask for a refund.
Ness and Shiuchi will try and see which defective products they will receive.
Ready, start!
Wow, it arrived!
One leg is missing!
Yes, this defective product is a chair with one leg missing!
Will Ness and Shiuchi be able to explain the situation and return the product?
Yeah, delivery chair and my porch.
Your porch?
Porch.
Are you a dog?
Porch.
And delivery in my house.
You have a delivery in your house.
Chair is problem.
Chair is problem? What's the problem with the chair?
One leg...
One leg?
Nothing.
One leg, nothing.
Yeah, three leg...
Three legs?
Three leg, okay.
Three legs is okay.
One leg...
Danger.
One leg danger?
Danger chair.
Danger chair. I don't know. I don't think it's a danger chair. It's a normal chair, but you only want three legs, though.
Not four legs.
Return chair.
Do you have a three-legged chair or you want a three- legged chair?
Broken.
It's broken.
Oh, the chair is broken.
Yes. Return chair.
You want to return the chair.
Return chair. New one.
Time's up!
You said you don't have one leg.
Yes.
"One leg" is "nothing", isn't it?
"Missing".
But you used a very good expression. "The chair is broken", you said, didn't you?
When you said "broken", it was conveyed in one shot.
Everything that came out of the word "broken" was conveyed, so I think it was a nice play.
But can I say one thing?
Yes.
The word "broken" came out because the director said it to Adam's ear.
What?
Yes, that's right.
Can you show me your ear?
It was an ear for Adam.
Although we found a foul play of "missing", "return" came out because of "good job".
When you want to return it, say "I'd like to return it".
Next, let's audition in English!
In the setting of deciding an assistant for an overseas commercial program, we will audition in English for Adam, the producer of the program.
One person will be chosen.
In order to become a regular on the program, they will do self-promotion in English.
Then, let's start the audition!
Ladies, how tall are you?
How many centimeters are you?
One, five, nine.
One, five, nine, how many centimeters?
Ah, centimeters!
That's right!
- Miranda Kerr. - Miranda Kerr? Why?
- She's very sexy and charming and nice body. - You like her body?
- Yes. - Excellent. Good answer.
So, Miss Tsunuchi, what do you think is your strong point?
My strong point is long leg.
Wow!
And, Miss Wada, what would you say is your weak point? Maybe bad point?
- I'm very kind. - Too kind. You're too kind, baby.
- Good kind. - No, but I'm looking for your bad point.
- Sorry. - What?
- I can not study. - Not study?
- What? - Head. - Your head?
- Bang! - Explode bomb? - Yes, yes. - Empty?
- Head small. - Okay, small.
Okay, so you can introduce your own point, skill, something about you.
Unique, unique point, okay?
And first is Ms. Shunchi, can you go first?
- I speak Hangul. - What's that?
- Korean. - Korean?
- I speak Korean. - Really? - Yes. - Don't you speak some Korean? A little bit?
- Yes, I can speak a little Korean. - Can you speak Hangul?
- Can I just introduce myself? - Wow!
Okay, Ms. Shunchi will introduce herself in Korean.
I am Shunchi. I am Japanese.
- Chil... Chil... Chil... - Not at all. - I am Chimil and Yonghae.
So why did you study Korean?
How do you do it?
- How? - How do you do it?
- How do you... - How do you do it?
- How do you do it?
- She can't do it at all. - How do you do it?
- She's lying. - It's okay, it's okay.
- It's okay? - It's okay.
- It's okay? - Yeah.
- Was it good? - Mmm...
- Not at all.
- Miss Higuchi, what's your point?
- I'm... I'm strong... strong. - You're strong?
- Can you lick something? - Very... spicy?
- But... I... I can eat. - Very spicy pepper?
- You can eat it? - Yummy! Say yummy! I say yummy!
Can Miss Higuchi, who can eat anything delicious, drink bitter tea and sour water?
Can Miss Higuchi make a delicious reaction?
First of all, bitter tea.
- It must have been tough! - Yummy!
Next, what happens if you drink super sour water?
- Yummy. - Sweet?
- Was it sweet? - Sweet?
And who's next? Miss Sato.
I can play badminton.
I have practiced badminton for six years.
Six years. Wow. Professional. Can you show us some?
- Show you? - Yeah, let's see it.
Miss Sato is aiming for the shuttlecase 10 meters away and scores a smash.
Miss Sato, can she do it?
- Here I go. - Can you do it?
- I can do it. - It's fine.
- Watch out! - It's not okay at all!
Watch out!
Watch out! Miss Sato's smash crosses the target and lands on Mr. Yaskochi's feet.
- One more, one more. No problem. - It's not "one more, one more."
- It's not "one more, one more."
I have a huge problem here.
It's not "one more, one more."
It's not "one more, one more." Stop it!
Let's get back on track and start the "Impromptu Shopping Challenge."
We will introduce the products that come out in front of us to Adam on the spot and see how good they are.
First up is Missy Gucci. Here we go!
What is that?
- This? Japanese item. - Oh, Japanese item.
- Furoshiki. - Furoshiki.
- Big... - Big...
- Ca... - Big...
- Nuno... - Big...
- Carton... - Big...
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
Big! Big, big!
You shopping? Convenience store?
You buy item?
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Kuru-kuru?
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Wow!
What's with that one-shot gag?
It's like a bag?
Shopping bag?
Shopping bag.
And if rain?
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
Oh, it's an umbrella.
Umbrella?
Okay.
So, "furoshiki" is a cloth.
Cloth.
Wrapping cloth.
Yeah, wrapping cloth.
"Nuno" is "cloth" in English.
If you can explain it as "Japanese traditional wrapping cloth," good!
Next up is Miss Shinchi!
Here we go!
Ta-dah!
This is...
Wow, compact vacuum cleaner.
Yes!
Oh, wow!
And...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Wow!
That's handy!
Yes.
Excellent!
No...
No cord, yeah.
And...
Compact.
Interior?
OK.
That was excellent! I wanna buy it now.
Oh, thank you!
Excellent. I need it! Look at it! Great!
Thank you!
Ms. Shiuchi, fantastic!
By the way, she should have said "cordless" instead of "no cord".
After this, Ms. Sato and Ms. Maya also tried to sell it on the spot and the audition was over.
Compact!
Size!
The member who won the audition was...
Ms. Shiuchi.
Why? Why? Why?
No! No!
All of them. All of the other girls had really nice things to say about her.
She did very well. Her presentation was the best.
Her vacuum presentation was perfect. I wanted to buy... a vacuum.
Ms. Wada, could you translate what she said?
She was good at giving honest presentations and I also wanted to buy it.
Was I right?
Amazing!
It's the most exciting moment of the day!
Amazing!
I thought we were all idiots!
Amazing! Amazing!
Next up is...
Correct Reaction Choice!
For each question, you will be given A, B, or C phrases.
Choose one of the best phrases for the lines Adam will say and answer it.
The member with the most correct answers...
...will be given the title of "Correct Reaction Queen".
What will happen if I get this title?
You will only be given it!
The first phrase is from these three.
"A" is "I'm sorry" and "B" is "Me too" and "C" is "Good job".
Please listen carefully to Adam's English and think about the correct reaction.
Adam, please.
Yesterday, my wife left the house.
Well, how is it? Which one is the correct reaction?
Please raise your hands at once.
As you can see, the four chose "A".
How did they understand Adam's words?
Let's start with "C".
What do you think "C" is saying?
Yesterday, my wife left the house late.
Maybe she didn't come back.
"My wife left the house late" or "Maybe she didn't come back."
In any case, there must have been some kind of trouble.
That's right.
If it's "me too", what does it mean?
Tell me the meaning of "B".
It's like, "I agree with you, so cheer up."
By the way, what about you, Sato?
I know what it means.
What does it mean?
Yesterday, my wife left the house late.
And what did you say?
Good job.
Is she your lover?
I see.
Does it mean "Let's get along with me"?
Obviously, there is no answer to my choice.
But I'm going to be positive.
Good job.
Well done.
Well done to kick me out of the house.
Was Sato such a bad woman?
What about you, Uwata?
Yesterday, my wife left the house late.
But my voice was sad.
So I said, 'Let's get along with me.'
So I said, 'I'm sorry.'
By the way, what does "I'm sorry" mean?
I see. I see.
I see.
What about you, Higuchi?
Do you remember it?
It's like "It's sad for someone who's depressed."
I see.
I think so.
What is the correct answer?
It's A!
Sato, "I'm sorry" doesn't mean "I'm sorry,"
but "It's sad for someone who's depressed."
That's what it means.
But you remembered it.
Sato's answer is also correct.
Yes, it is.
Was she such a bad woman?
The next phrase is from Konomi.
"A" is "amazing", "B" is "stop it", not "stop it" but "stop it" and the last one is "that's too bad", isn't it?
Well, Adam, please!
My baggage was stolen!
Which one is the correct reaction? Please raise your flag in unanimity!
All of you raised the same flag, but Wada-chan, what about this one?
It's like "no", like "there's no stove", but "that's" means "it's in the bed".
I see! Where was the stove?
In the bed, in the bed.
The stove was placed on top of the bed! I see!
Is Ms. Maya's answer correct?
All of you are correct! It's "C"!
There's one "C" person, isn't it?
Well, you know, if you win a choice question like this, you win everything.
Oh, is that so? There was a super miracle!
Adam, will you read out the previous question for us?
My baggage was stolen!
By the way, Wada-san said "see", but what did you mean by that?
The bag was stolen?
Yes, "my baggage" was "stolen", so it means "my baggage" was "stolen".
Are you ready? The stove wasn't stolen!
"That's too bad" means "oh, what a shame!"
Ms. Maya, it's "bad" not "bed"!
Here are the next phrases!
Thank you! Don't worry!
I won a million dollars in the lottery!
Now, except for Messato, everyone chose A. How did Messato, who chose B, understand Adam's English?
I won a million dollars in the lottery.
You won a million dollars in the lottery.
Yes.
And what did you answer?
Thank you.
Why?
Isn't it strange?
I was wondering if I could have it.
Isn't it getting worse and worse?
Now, Wada-chan, what did you think he was saying?
I didn't know what he was saying, so I was like "what?".
Hey, stop it!
You said you didn't know what he was saying, so you were like "what?".
What did you say?
Yes.
How about you two? Now, Shiuchi, what did you think he was saying?
He said he wanted to be a millionaire, so I thought he was serious.
Are you serious?
What?
You can't be a millionaire at all. Are you serious?
That's what you mean, right?
Adam can't be a millionaire at all.
He doesn't have a target.
Even with the same answer, there seems to be a difference in how you use it.
Is the answer...
A?
Yes!
The way you used the sentence was...
If you reacted honestly, you might have won.
That's right.
By the way, what did you say? Can you say it again?
I won a million dollars in the lottery.
What's "lottery"?
"Lottery".
"Takarakuji".
"A million dollars".
If you say "I won a million dollars in the lottery", you can't say "thank you", right?
That's what he says.
In a way, it was correct.
But it wasn't correct.
Sensei, you're being harsh all of a sudden!
You knew what it meant all of a sudden!
No, no.
You almost knew what it meant!
That's because...
Yes.
It's the same with "lottery", right?
Yes.
Even if you knew what it meant, if you chose the wrong one, you'd get a penalty.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
Damn it! This is frustrating!
After three questions, as you can see, the current number of correct answers is...
"messiguchi", "messmaya" are all correct so far!
I don't know what Adam is saying at all!
Even though you don't know, since Wada-chan has 3 points, I'll give you this "good luck" card!
The final question and choice are "I know" "are you kidding?" and "uh-huh?"
Let's see which of these will match Adam's lines!
Adam, please!
Will you marry me?
Is this enough?
Well, judging from Adam's lines, it's "yes" for this one!
Everyone, are you ready? Please show us your correct reactions!
Well then, please raise your cards!
Well, it's divided into two now!
Since Wada-chan seems a little suspicious, let's ask Wada-chan first!
What do you think she's trying to say?
She said "will you marry me?"
Oh, and?
She said "I know" like "do you get it?" like "is it light?" like "is it wrong?"
And she said "uh-huh?" like "is it wrong?" like "is it wrong?"
I don't know what "b" means, but I guess it's "b" based on the elimination method.
I see!
What did you think she said?
She said "will you marry me?"
"Will you marry me?" like "do you want me dead?" like "is it a joke?" like "is it a joke?"
What was the first thing you said? "Me?"
Do you want me dead?
I see!
Well, and?
Well, then, Siuchi!
What do you think she said?
She said "will you marry me?" like "is it wrong?" like "is it light?" like "is it wrong?"
People who speak English have a lot of overreaction, so...
I was like "let me think about it once!"
Ah-huh?
You were like "Ah-huh?" with all your energy!
Ah-huh?
I see.
What did you think Sato was saying?
Please marry me, too.
But you all said "marry me," right?
Yes.
Why did you become a C?
I was so happy that I flew up.
Let's see what Sato's reaction is like when he says "Ah-huh?"
Let's see it in action!
Ah-huh?
I see.
What is the correct answer?
It's a B!
Yay!
It's a B!
Wada-san said something wonderful.
Elimination law.
The teacher taught me that.
Elimination law.
You cut, you stay, and you win.
If you win in any way, you win.
Which correct answer queen had the most correct answers?
Wada and Higuchi!
You're the correct answer queen!
It's my first time getting all of them right since the show started.
Oh, really?
I've been doing it for years.
It's really a miracle.
Yes.
We can see Wada-chan's growth.
Yes.