AISubs v3.5
Three, two, one, Nagi & Eiko!
It's already the end of the year, everyone.
Is there anything you want to forget about this year?
Forget?
I want to forget!
Something you don't like?
There's a theory that it's already erased from my memory.
Something you didn't like?
Please think of it and...
What is it?
On the contrary, is there anything you want to forget about this year?
My eldest son said he wanted to be a comedian.
Isn't it cute?
I was pissed off!
You know, you're my kid.
"You don't have that kind of talent!" I said.
If you want to be a comedian,
"look for your own talent!" I said.
I...
I found my own talent,
so I managed to become a comedian!
I said it like an idiot!
Then my wife came to me and said,
Don't you feel sorry for yourself for saying that?
At that moment, I really wanted to forget about this incident!
This year's last Nogiei language has a lot of content!
Nogiei language!
"Situation de Eikaiwa"!
The first lesson is...
"Situation de Eikaiwa" in which you may encounter a situation overseas.
This time, we will give a lesson on how to respond...
when you are involved in crime or trouble...
against Steven, who is a police officer.
The first situation is...
During a trip abroad, a bag was stolen.
- Oh, that's bad. - A bag was stolen.
I will be the first to steal the bag as the criminal.
After that, Steven, who is a police officer, will explain the situation.
As I always do, I will just steal it.
The challenger is Missy Gucci.
Can she explain the situation to the police officer?
Take a picture, take a picture.
One more.
Wow!
- Help me, help me! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Everything okay? What's going on? - I have not... my bag.
- Your bag? - I have not bag.
- Where's your bag? - My bag...
- Was... see? Stole? Stolen? - Stolen? Stolen?
- Who? Who stole it? - By someone.
- Did you... did you see? - Ah, I see, I see.
- The... the thief? The criminal? Did you see? - One boy.
- Boy? - Boy.
- How... how tall?
- Boy! Boy, boy. - Boy?
He's... younger or older.
I... I see younger or older.
- How old... how old do you think the boy? - Forty, forty.
- Forty? Oh, so he's a man! - Man.
- Man.
- A boy or man?
But I... I... I can see, I can see.
- I... I... I can see, I can see.
- When... I... took... picture... - I took picture...
- So... I can see... - And then he took, he went...
- Tall. - This, this tall.
- Tall? - Okay. Maybe... one hundred... seventy?
- Seventy-two. - Oh... one seventy-two.
- Seventy-two? - Very precise. Okay.
- Does he look like an animal? - Animal?
- Yeah, like... what kind of animal does he look like? - Animal...
- Hmm... - What's that guy?
- Hippopotamus.
- Time's up! - I've never been told that I look like a hippopotamus!
- If you're really in trouble overseas... - Yes.
- If you can't say it with a little more serious expression... - You want me to say it with a happy expression?
- Yes. For example... "Officer, help me please! I'm in trouble!" Like that.
- Like that... - What's wrong, Hiuchi?
- You have to do it like that! - It was a little funny.
- What do you mean it was funny?! The teacher did it for you! - It's a little too much...
- No, no, no! Like this! "My bag was stolen."
- I'd like to ask Wada-san. "My bag was stolen." - "My bag was stolen."
- Huh?! - What was that?! Why did you repeat that?!
- Huh?! - What was that?!
- "Steal" means... "steal." - "Steal." - "Steal."
- When you want to say "someone stole my bag," you can use "steal" as a past tense and say "somebody stole my bag."
- The next situation is... "The culprit of the incident made a mistake." - This is the worst!
- This happens all the time! - It happens all the time!
- Yes, it definitely happens!
- A theft incident at a hotel on their trip. Can Ms. Maya, who is suspected of the crime, explain what happened?
I don't know.
- Hi. - Oh, hello.
- Hello. - How are you?
- I'm fine. - Okay, good.
So there was a problem last night.
Next door, in the hotel room, there was a thief. Criminal.
- Trouble. - Trouble. Yes, trouble.
What you were doing last night at 8 a.m., 8 p.m...
- My room! - Mm-hmm.
- Sleeping. - Sleeping.
- In your room. - In your room.
- Out... room, no. - Really?
- Yes. - Okay.
So the bag...
- Can you open it? It's okay? - Yes, okay.
- Okay. - No... no problem.
- No problem? - Yes.
- It's okay? Whoa... - Whoa...
Okay. What is... what's this?
- Are you... - Kinchaku.
Kinchaku...
Is it wrong?
This is... this is a weapon.
Why do you have a weapon?
- Dangerous. This is dangerous. - Danger... no danger.
- This is a weapon. - Sports, sports.
- Sports? - Yes.
- Are you a martial artist? - Kinchaku...
- Martial arts? - Yes.
- Are you a fighter? - Fighter... no.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
This... shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
No problem.
- No problem, no problem. - Okay, no problem, okay.
- I'm cream people. - Wait...
- Ah! Boo-boo cushion! - Boo-boo cushion?!
- Yes! - Why do you have this?
- Uh... chair... on... boo-boo cushion... people... sit down... boo!
- Oh-ho-ho! Jottoi! - Jottoi!
- Wow, you have some random items in here. - Yes.
- One more question.
- What were you doing at 8pm yesterday?
- 8pm? ATM?
- No ATM. No. No money.
- 8pm. The time!
- Ah! 8am! - That's when the thief...
- Ah! My room, my room...
- Really? - Watching TV...
- Ah! Last time you said sleeping! - Ah! No, no, no!
- Sleeping?! Watching TV?!
- Wada-chan, please show us again.
- You can't go through here, right? - What do you call this?
- Goldfish?
- Isn't it? - That's right!
- I think goldfish is fine. - But you look like goldfish...
- That's why it's blue!
- You look like goldfish, right? You know where goldfish is, right?
- N... n... nunchaku?! - Yes!
- Don't you say it's goldfish?!
- It's not nunchaku! - It's nunchaku! Why is it goldfish?!
- I thought it was goldfish until now... - Isn't it nunchaku?!
- Oh my god! Trouble, trouble!
- You did it in one go! Oh my god! Trouble, trouble!
- You did it in one go!
- When you say "what were you doing at what time in the past?", you use this form.
- You put - ing behind "was"...
- I was - ing at 8pm.
- When you say "what were you doing at what time in the past?", you don't use - ing behind "was"...
- You use - ing behind "was".
- Miss Maya's "one-shot gag" was born. What's next?
Answer in English! Quiz about Sato!
It's kind of fresh, isn't it?
That's right!
They've been regular for half a year. They'll answer quizzes about Miss Sato in English!
The seniors of the group will quickly answer how much they know about Miss Sato.
How is it, everyone? Are you confident?
Yes.
No, right?
And here is the first question!
What's Miss Kaere Sato's favorite color?
Suit!
Red!
Correct!
Wow, they know what they're doing.
Did you know?
Because my siren color is red...
I'm happy!
You're happy? Why?
Because you know about me.
We do things together like handshaking.
But my nose is red.
Kaere's name "Kaere no ha" is also red.
I see!
And here is the second question!
What's Miss Kaere Sato's best feature?
At a time like this, you can only imagine.
Even if you don't know the English word "the best feature",
I wonder if she's saying something.
Suit!
Eyes!
As a way of thinking, it's not wrong.
Yes!
And here is the third question!
Feet!
Please say it in English!
Miss Kaere, say it in English!
Miss Kaere, you should say it in English!
Shoes!
I'm sure she doesn't know the question.
Hands.
Hair.
Wada-chan, what is it?
I forgot the question.
Then, please say the question one more time.
Isn't it Kaede-chan's dream?
Neck.
That's correct!
Then, Wada-chan.
Yes.
Wada-chan, please answer what this question means.
Kaede-chan's dream? What is it?
What is it?
Dream is...
Why do you answer with dream?
Everyone is talking about hands.
So, I thought I should say body parts.
So, I said it together.
You thought "feature" is "future", didn't you?
I thought it is "future".
Right?
"Feature" is "Feature" in Japanese.
"Best Feature" means charm point.
Why do you say "neck" again?
I thought "neck" is longer.
That's right. It might be longer.
It also has a small face effect.
Our eyes are very short.
My neck is short, so people call me "kava".
Because I have a small head.
Is there anyone called "kava"?
I will never forget it!
And here is the third question.
"Howling" is...
What is it?
Higuchi, it's your turn.
It's like "hauling" with a microphone.
Please imitate it.
James, it's your turn.
Higuchi!
It's like a dog running away.
That's correct!
Missy Gucci, fantastic! Howling means running away!
How did you know?
When I went to a cafe and saw a dog running away, all the dogs came running to me.
That's amazing! You're a dog user!
Let's have you do it.
Howl!
That's a low quality howl!
If you howl like that...
It resonates with me.
If there was a dog, it wouldn't be here now.
Do you have any other special talents?
I'm already in middle school.
Try it!
It's useful now!
That's good! You sound like her!
You sound like her!
That's good!
That might be a good thing!
You can use it in a normal conversation.
Ask Ms. Shitara for it!
Say it in one word!
Suit!
Interesting!
I'm counting on you!
Funny!
Do you know the meaning of the question, everyone?
Did Kaede-chan express "a lot" in one word?
Perfect!
Do we need a hint?
A hint...
Sato will give you a hint.
"Appearance"?
Shoulder length
I will say a lot of things at the end of the show.
Cool
Don't lie!
It's useless even if you try to get it back.
Big
Big head
Please don't give me this question!
It hurts me more and more.
When I saw it...
I think I know what it is.
Big head
Short legs
Glasses
Correct!
Isn't it terrible?
I don't have my own image anymore!
There are many other examples.
There are many!
When there is nothing, I only say "appearance"!
Ms. Sato cleaned up Mr. Suzuki with her glasses.
By the way, how did she answer about Ms. Maya?
One word
Genius
"God"?
I knew it!
She is a genius!
What do you think?
You can say about yourself.
"Stupid"?
Yes
No, no, no
It's true that Ms. Maya is a genius in many ways.
What is the next topic?
Gradually, "a" word, "eight"!
One by one, answer "a" word according to the topic.
If you answer "eight" within the time limit, you pass!
However, the topic is "eight names of vegetables in alphabetical order",
and so on. The topic is a topic in which choices of which you can gradually answer are narrowed down.
The order of answers is decided randomly at nine o'clock every time.
Here is the first topic!
Answer "eight animal names" in alphabetical order.
This is difficult. If there is an alphabetical chart here, you can answer.
Ready, start!
Fox!
Giraffe!
Hip-hop!
Lion!
Rabbit!
Two more!
Octopus!
No, it's before "are".
It's before "are", isn't it?
It's the third one.
Now, 30, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Ah, that was close!
The fact that a dog and a cat flew off hurt me a little.
I wonder if Fox and Rabbit made a big move.
That's right, Fox and Rabbit.
They all flew off.
Also, Sato...
Hippotamus.
Looking at me, you have nothing to say.
No, I'm just glad that what you said earlier made a move.
It doesn't make a move!
And here is the second question!
The next question is...
From animals that are large in size to juniors.
Ready...
Start!
Elf.
Giraffe.
Hmm...
Giraffe.
Is that what I said earlier?
From you, Den-chan?
Junior.
You're a genius!
It's an animal!
Hippopotamus.
Lion.
It's gotten smaller.
Pig.
It's gotten smaller.
Dog.
What should I do?
30 seconds have passed!
Rabbit?
Oh!
Now...
Ant.
Time's up!
That's correct!
What was that thing Higuchi said earlier?
Giraffe.
What do you think it is, Wada-chan?
Genius.
Wow! Genius!
Genius is big!
Oh, not again, Miss Maya!
Giraffe has studied many times!
And here is the third question!
Here is the next question!
Name eight fruits in alphabetical order.
Ready, start!
Apple.
Banana.
Lemon.
L!
Time's up!
Ah! Ah! I can't do it anymore?
You said it already, L.
Tomato.
Wow!
That's enough!
Yes!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Where was it?
T.
You said T.
T is actually a tomato.
Huh?
Welsh.
Huh?
Welsh?
Is there a fruit called Welsh?
Two, one...
Time's up!
Sorry! Sorry!
I don't know!
There were many, weren't there?
I was trying to say orange, but I said lemon before.
No, but...
Um...
Lemon is before orange.
It's before.
Orange is after.
Oh, I see.
It's a little...
It's too early for me to say L.
It's too early for you to say L, and...
It's hell for you to say T.
I'm sorry!
And here is the fourth question!
Here is the question!
Tell me the name of the month from the first person!
Tell me 8 of them in order!
Should we simply say January, February, March and April?
That's right!
Then, get ready, start!
January!
Oh, it's you!
I thought you were the one who said "new month", Mikazuki!
Can you say it?!
First of all, can you say "new month", Mikazuki?!
Then, what were you going to say?!
I said "new month", Mikazuki, not "half-month"!
I was wondering what you were going to do!
Do you think it's "month-long question"?!
That one?!
The clock is ticking!
February!
March!
April!
May!
June!
July!
August!
Wonderful!
I was wondering what you were going to say!
"New month", "new month", "mikazuki"!
I was wondering if you were going to say something I didn't learn!
Like "two-tenths", or something like that!
"A-kenni-kyu-e-no-ni-chi"!
Now, we have just finished shooting the 60-minute special program which will be broadcast in January next year.
We are suddenly dressed like this.
How was today's special program, everyone?
It was very exciting!
It was hard to decide how to get it.
It was amazing!
Yes, it was!
Talents, please don't think about editing!
We are professionals, so let's leave it to them!
Now that we have finished shooting the special program which has a lot of contents,
we will announce the result which is very important for today!
Ms. Shinutsu, you have taken the secondary exam of Class A and Class 3, haven't you?
Yes!
How was it?
Well...
I have been being beheaded all the time!
Oh! I see!
To be honest...
Everyone told me that I would be beheaded even if I announced it two days ago...
But it wasn't like that!
Oh! Is it true?
But you have practiced a lot for this program, haven't you?
Yes!
Ms. Shinutsu, who has passed the secondary exam of Class 3 in the last broadcast,
Let's check out the result of the secondary exam which she took two days later!
Ms. Shinutsu's Class A and Class 3 passing score is...
353 points!
Oh!
Her passing line is 353 points!
So...
Ms. Shinutsu's score is...
About 100 points!
About 100 points means 300 points for sure!
She hasn't passed it yet, so please react after she passes it!
About 100 points!
Here it is!
Oh! What should I do?
Well...
This is quite a borderline score!
I'm a little worried about it!
I see!
Well!
Next is...
Wait!
About 10 points!
What?
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Really?
Really? Isn't it 5?
Yes! Ms. Shinutsu, what's wrong?
Ms. Shinutsu suddenly asked "Really?"
Next! Next!
Are you ready? Here we go!
About 10 points!
What should I do?
Ms. Shinutsu's score is...
Oh!
Is it really like this?
You said it!
Is it really like this?
I'm about to cry!
Aren't you about to cry?
No, it's not like that!
It's too funny!
Why is it too funny?
Now, the last one.
If it's more than 3, you pass.
If it's less than 2, you don't pass.
What is the result?
The score is...
This one!
Ms. Shinutsu...
Ah, this is a delicate matter, really.
No, but I think you did your best.
If you take it again, you will definitely pass, but you didn't pass.
No, I'm busy, but I did my best.
No, I think you really did your best.
That's why you said you wouldn't make it before two days, didn't you?
Whose fault is it? Whose fault is it?
No, no, no, no.
No, whose fault is it that you won't make it before two days?
But, but, but, this means you will definitely pass next time.
The points that Mr. Shizuki got in each field are...
Here they are.
Ta-da!
Mr. Shizuki!
I didn't see it like that!
You suddenly made a fool of yourself like that!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Here they are.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No, no!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
In Mr. Shizuki's place, the points he got in each field are...
As you can see, he was one step away from passing.
If I were to say my reflection...
Well, you know...
Since you usually communicate well in the show...
I thought you'd make it if you told me.
That's why I took it easy on you.
Next time...
That's all I can say.
It was a long speech.
That's right.
That's all I could say.
That's right.
That's all I could say.
I wonder if it's because of you, Mr. Shizuki?
That's right.
Because of you, Mr. Shizuki?
That's not it! It's not the teacher's fault!
This is...
Well, in Shinuchi's case...
If it's within a year, he'll be exempted from the A.H.D. exam.
So this is pretty easy, right?
You don't have to write it down again.
That's right. You just have to say it and talk about it.
What will you do? Will you accept it?
Or will you just run away with it?
Either one is fine!
I think either one is fine!
Will you just...
run away with it?
That's right.
Or will you just run away with it?
Either one!
I think either one is fine!
Really!
Now, what will you do, Mr. Shizuki?
I'll do it.
Ah, is that so?
You'll do it?
That makes me happy!
Will you do it?
You can say it with confidence that you'll do it...
But today...
It's just my feelings...
I understand!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
But today...
I can't show you my motivation or anything like that.
I understand!
It's a bit of a shock, isn't it?