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Three, two, one!
Nagieigo!
You look different today.
That's right. I like my usual seat.
It's a special seat.
Today is Nagieigo Yuri's graduation special.
Yay! Yay! Thank you!
Can I say "congratulations on your graduation"?
What do you think?
Please say it!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Did you have any change of heart?
After I said it?
I didn't have any change of heart after I said it.
I wanted to say it to my fans as soon as possible.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to shake hands with them.
That's why I wanted to say it as soon as possible.
You wanted to say it to your fans first.
That's right.
I like shaking hands and talking.
I didn't want to say it suddenly.
I felt sorry for them.
So you wanted to say it as soon as possible.
How long did you think about it?
About a year ago, I thought about it as I got older.
When you said it, I thought about it, but...
I thought about it, but I couldn't say it.
What should I do about my graduation?
That's right.
That's exactly what I thought about.
Nagieigo also graduated today.
Ms. Baito said "congratulations"!
Nagieigo!
Don't make this an opportunity.
It's not like that.
Nagieigo laughs so much that his stomach hurts every time.
I had a lot of fun.
I see.
I love you.
So today...
Let's do everything Ms. Baito wants to do.
That's right.
Today is a graduation party.
We will do everything Ms. Baito wanted to do and everything related to graduation.
The first project is "Cooking in English"!
What kind of project is this, Ms. Baito?
When I was asked "What is your specialty in English?" last year, I answered "Cooking".
So I wanted to cook for you all.
Will you be okay with cooking?
I think I'll be okay.
Ms. Baito, along with her assistant Adam, will challenge a cooking show that doesn't allow speaking Japanese.
Ms. Baito will make "Chirashi-sushi" using these ingredients.
Ms. Baito will explain how to cook in English in an easy-to-understand manner to the viewers and aim for perfection.
What kind of cooking show will it be?
Ms. Baito, please!
Let's start cooking!
What are the eggs? - There are three eggs.
What is this? - Sugar. - Sugar, sweet sugar. - Yes, yes.
Mix! - Yes, mix!
The mix is very good!
Once the eggs have been beaten, they will use a frying pan to make hot-baked eggs.
Here, Ms. Baito's assistant Adam has a question for her.
So I have some extra questions I was gonna ask you.
When did you decide to graduate?
Graduate?
Yes.
University?
Graduate.
When did you...
Decide...
To graduate?
Graduate?
Finish school.
Finish school?
School is high school?
What does it mean?
She was completely ignored.
She is asking you a question.
She is asking you a question, but you ignored her in the end.
Everyone here knows it, right?
Yes.
How about you, Ms. Owada?
Ms. Owada, how about you?
How long does it take you to finish cooking?
You are wonderful, Ms. Owada.
When did you...
Decide...
Decide means "decide my"...
Decide my...
Decide...
Decide my...
When did you decide to...
To...
Graduate?
From...
Why did you decide to graduate?
No, I don't know.
No, no, no.
Why did you decide to graduate from the group?
What?
Please don't answer in Japanese.
Two...
Six...
Years...
Years old.
What?
Two...
Two, six...
Two, six years old?
Twenty-six years old.
Oh, two, six...
Twenty...
Twenty! Twenty-six years old!
You're twenty-six years old?
Yes, yes.
So you...
You have to graduate.
Group future...
Group...
Future...
Future?
Group future...
Bye-bye!
Damn it!
She said bye-bye to Adam.
So for me, bye-bye.
What's next?
Sashimi cut.
Yes.
OK. What's sashimi...
Maguro?
What's maguro?
Maguro?
What's that?
Maguro...
I know what it is. I'm sure of it.
It's very famous.
Very famous.
Honmaguro?
Not in Japan?
Maguro is English for "tuna".
Cut tuna and salmon into cubes.
So I have one...
While you cut the salmon, I have one more question.
Yes.
What do you...
want to do...
after you graduate?
Radio personality.
I see.
Radio personality.
Yes.
You want to be a chef.
Chef...chef...chef...
You run the sushi...
You can run the sushi shop.
Sushi...chef?
Sushi shop?
People come and they see you...
Ah, cook teacher!
Here you go!
Cook teacher!
Cooking teacher?
That's what you want to do.
It's like a teacher.
Right?
You're lying! You're lying! You're lying!
You're lying with this public radio?
Was he such a bad cook?
He could have done better.
What are you doing?
Mix the seasonings and make the sushi sauce.
Mix it with rice and serve it.
You're lying!
It smells very nice.
Oh, thank you!
And, hello.
Oh, this one?
This one.
What's this?
Children?!
This is children?!
Tuna Children?!
Huh? Tuna?!
Isn't it salmon?!
It's salmon, right?!
Snap beans.
Besides salmon roe, if you top it with cut-up fried eggs, shrimp and saya endo...
Oh, what a nice color!
Green.
OK! Finished!
It looks very good!
Finished!
This time, it really looks delicious.
Please don't say "this time".
Looks really delicious!
Miss Saito's special "chirashi sushi".
How will it taste like?
Well, let's eat the finished dish together!
Thank you!
Look at it!
Isn't it beautiful and looks delicious?!
Delicious!
OK.
Now I can eat.
This is "chirashi sushi".
Not "sushi".
Everyone, is it delicious?
Delicious!
It's delicious, isn't it?!
Well, you can eat it while eating, so let's move on to the next project!
OK!
Well, the next project is...
"Three Hints Presents"!
For graduating Miss Saito, members prepare presents.
However, you can't give it for free.
You can get presents if you can guess the contents of presents based on three hints given in English.
We can't give you graduation presents for free.
Why not?
Can we only get three hints?
Yes, that's right.
If you can't give us hints, we won't give you presents even if you graduate.
Are you kidding me?
Let's start with Miss Shinuchi's presents.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Adam, please give us the first hint about the contents of presents.
Convenience store.
You can buy it in a convenience store.
Really?
The last present is in a convenience store?
I'll say it one more time.
One more time, sorry.
Small and convenient.
Convenient.
Con-vi-ni-ent.
That's right.
By the way, "convenient" means "convenient store", right?
Yes.
So it's like "convenience store", right?
What's up with your hand?
I feel like I want it now.
What does "convenient store" mean?
It's like a small box.
So Saito, what do you think the answer is?
Shiori.
Shiori?
Why is it called "shiori"?
It's this big and small and convenient.
Do you sell "shiori" in a convenience store?
I don't know, it's kind of thin.
Well, unfortunately,
Adam, please give us another hint.
This is only the first hint.
Hint No. 2.
It works with a smartphone.
Smartphone?
It's something you can use with your phone.
Book.
Something you use for work.
What is it?
Something you use for work?
And "convenience".
Convenience.
Good.
I think you know what it is.
Please give us the answer.
Amazon gift card.
You know...
You're graduating!
You're graduating and you have an Amazon gift card?
You don't have a heart at all!
It's like you're giving away money!
"Work" means "to work", right?
It means "to work".
And "work with a smartphone" means "to work with a smartphone",
so it means "you use it with a smartphone", right?
Yes.
Do you know it?
Do you use an Amazon gift card as a smartphone?
I know it!
You said you know it!
Don't go against me in the end!
I know it.
What do you mean "don't go against me in the end"?
No...
Ms. Saito couldn't find the correct answer from the two hints.
Will she be able to guess it with the last hint?
It's very convenient for people who lose things.
I don't know that English!
Listen one more time! Listen!
It's very convenient for people who lose things.
"Fruits" "this" "things"
"Hint" "please"
It's a hint! It's a hint!
Another hint
"Double hints" "No double hints"
I wanted this too. I see.
I'm that kind of person.
It's very convenient for people who lose things.
I see.
Here are the three hints. Did Saito understand the answer?
Please give us the answer!
It's a common language in the world. It's like a translator.
What is it?
There is such a thing.
That's too bad!
I don't know!
You didn't get the gift.
That's harsh!
You didn't get the gift!
You didn't think about what you said and bought it!
I tried it a lot!
Too bad! Miss Saito didn't get the gift. What was in the gift?
This is what I bought.
What is it?
To protect
If you put it on something important, your cell phone will let you know not to lose it.
Wow!
If you put it away, your cell phone will ring.
Wow!
I really want it!
That's right!
I lose my AirPods a lot.
I lose my earphones a lot.
I was always sad about it.
I thought I wouldn't lose it anymore.
She is kind!
I was happy about it, so I bought it.
If you put it like this, it won't stand out.
It's cute, so I bought it.
She is happy about it, but you can't have it.
You can't have it!
I really want it!
You can't have it!
I didn't know there was such a thing.
That's right!
You should use it yourself.
Can I use it?
Yes, you can!
I couldn't answer you.
But I'm happy about it.
What does "convenient" mean?
Please tell us what it means.
"Convenient" means "useful".
"Small and convenient" means "small and useful".
The third hint "people who lose things" means "useful for people who lose things".
Next, here is the present that Ms. Figuchi brought with her.
It's a little big, isn't it?
This is also a hint, isn't it?
The first hint is "it can save you time".
save you time
it can save you lots of time
"can" "dekiru"
dekiru
anata wa takusan sono jikan wo miru koto ga dekiru
So, what do you think the answer is?
tokei
By the way, why "tokei"?
anata wa takusan sono jikan wo miru koto ga dekiru
de, maiasa when you wake up
tokei miru kara
I see.
Case No. 2
you use it after you take a bath
basu de tsukau mono
you use it after you take a bath
basu notta ato, ofuru agari
What's wrong with you? You sound like a rapper.
you use it after you take a bath
you take a bath
ofuru agari
ofuru agari ni tsukau mono de
This is correct.
ofuru agari ni tsukau
de, anata wa jikan wo takusan tsukuru koto ga dekiru
Ms. Saito seems to understand the meaning of the hint.
What kind of answer did you get from these two hints?
taoru
Me and Yuri have a lot of hair in Nogizaka, and we have the same problem of taking a lot of time to dry our hair,
so "taoru" is a towel that dries quickly.
Is there such a "taoru"?
It's like a "sokkan taoru".
I see. Wonderful.
I'm happy.
Now, please give it to me.
Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Ms. Saito got the correct answer.
The present she got is this "sokkan taoru".
Dryers must be very hot in this season.
I'm very happy.
I put it on my face and do other things, and then it dries quickly.
I see.
I'm happy.
Is there anything else in it?
It's cute.
It's cute. What is it?
It's back salt.
Then, let's use it together.
Thank you very much.
It's back salt.
I'm happy.
The first hint, "save your time", meant "saving time".
And last one is a present from Ms. Maya!
Just in case, here is my present for you!
"It has a really good smell" means "unfortunately incorrect".
The next hint is...
"Yurie Saito said she likes it".
"Yurie"?
"Yurie", sorry, not "Yurie", I'm sorry.
Then it's someone else's.
"Yurie", "Yurie"?
"Yurie said she likes it".
When did she say "she likes it"?
So, Ms. Saito, what do you think the answer is?
"Softener"!
Ah, I see! "Softener"!
This is something that Ms. Yurie likes.
Ah, is that so?
It's not Ms. Yurie!
Hint number three...
"You use it in your bath".
"In your bath".
"You use it in your bath"?
Ah, I want to know!
Ms. Yurie, please give us the answer!
Soap?
Too bad!
You didn't get the present!
Wada-chan, please show us what you brought!
What I brought is...
What is it?
Oh, it's in the bag.
I like this.
I think I've said it before.
There was a time when Ryo and I lived together.
I often used it in the bath.
Can I open it?
Oh, you don't have a present?
I don't have a present.
How sad!
Wow, isn't it beautiful?
It's cute!
What is it?
It's a bath bomb.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
Yes.
You're wearing it, aren't you?
I thought you were wearing it because you came out earlier.
You're wearing it.
I'm wearing it.
When we were talking earlier, I thought we were wearing the same thing.
In the case of Higuchi, you even have a towel with you.
That's right.
I thought it was weird.
Oh, no! Not again!
The girl didn't get the bath bomb, but here...
Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't a bath bomb.
What?
Soap?
Soap? Shower gel?
It's soap!
What is it?
Wow!
As a result...
That's right!
Is soap the answer?
What is it?
This is amazing!
I was planning to buy bath salts but I was wrong
Ms. Meyer mistaken bath salts for body soap and bought them
If you think this is fake, I'm embarrassed!
It's not fake! It's not fake at all!
There's no bath salts with that kind of thing
There's none, right?
But it smells really good
Thank you!
What is this?!
What is this happy ending?!
I was planning to buy bath salts but I was wrong so I got a present!
With this, the presents from the three of them are over but...
Actually, me too!
What?!
Teacher!
I heard you're graduating
Is that so?!
Ren is a bad guy!
Teacher, can you not say things like that?
I didn't do anything!
I see!
I'll say it later!
Later!
It's the first time I've been thrown shoes!
The contents of Mr. Yasuko-uchi's gifted gift are...
It's small and cute!
But, you can't understand it, can you?
I can't understand it!
"Record"!
"Your new life"!
"You can record your new life"!
"You can take photos with this"!
"You can take photos"?
Can I take photos with it?
"Camera"!
That's correct!
I did it!
"Party" is very exciting!
I think you will meet a lot of new people in the future!
It's a pink toy camera!
It's cute!
You can take photos with it!
It's a toy camera!
But, you can record it with an SD card!
I didn't know that!
Can you show me all of them?
All of them?
Yes!
The gift from Mr. Yasuko-uchi is...
this toy camera!
Mr. Yasuko-uchi graduated from Saito University.
Please keep taking photos of Saito's new life after graduation.
Today is Saito's graduation party.
You have done two projects.
It was fun. I was just having fun and I was full.
Did you usually have a hard time?
I usually had a lot of pressure, but this time I had no stress.
By the way, these three didn't have to do anything in English.
It's only you, isn't it?
I thought I'd been doing it for a year, but I didn't feel it and my English didn't improve as much as I thought it would.
Did you say that at the end?
Until now, you didn't have a strong future, so you seemed like you were running away with a good girl.
Certainly, it was terrible today, wasn't it?
No, it's not like that at all.
The last goodbye is from Ms. Saito with an English message.
It was a short wheel, but we had a good time.
It was a lot of fun to do the quiz in English.
Mr. Suzuki is funny.
Mr. Yasukochi is good at singing.
Do not forget that the land my favorite word is "happy".
Happy.
Happy to rise to you.
Until we meet again, thank you for listening to me.
Amazing, isn't it?
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's a very moving ending, but I don't know what you're saying.
For now, Suzuki-san is weird... funny?
- Funny. - Weird is...
It's not weird!
Those words are not weird!
- Really? - What?
- Funny, interesting... - Interesting is...
There's no reason for Suzuki-san to say "weird" at the end, right?
The teacher's good point is that you're good at singing.
- Is that it? - Yes.
Ms. Saito, who always brightens up the show.
After graduation, please come and visit us in English sometimes.
I'll give you a bouquet of flowers in exchange.
This is not an impersonation of Tetsuya Takeda.
No, of course not.
I'm surprised! Tetsuya Takeda all of a sudden...
What? An impersonation of Tetsuya Takeda?
That's weird, isn't it, teacher?
In English, do you know what "graduation ceremony" is?
Of course, you say "graduation ceremony",
but there's another way of saying it.
It's "commencement ceremony".
"Commencement ceremony".
It means "beginning" in English.
Graduation is the beginning of a new life.
Ms. Saito, it's the beginning of a new life.
I'll give you a bouquet of flowers in exchange of that.
- Thank you. - Thank you!
Wonderful!
I'm glad you didn't impersonate Tetsuya Takeda.
Lastly, Ms. Saito will say...
Everything, congratulations!
In the next episode of "Kishin Regular",
Ms. Saito Kaede, a third generation student, will appear.
What will Ms. Saito's English ability be like?
She found a partner!
She's funny!