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One, two, "Nadiego!"
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I've been wondering this all the time.
"One, two" says "one, two" in the title too.
Is "one, two" necessary?
I'm going to do "one, two" as it is.
You shouldn't say "as it is" that much.
In other words, don't worry about "as it is".
Let's enjoy!
Nadiego!
Shall we call the teacher now?
Yes.
Mr. Yasugochi, please.
What did you say?
Yasugochi.
You said "Yasugochi" just now, didn't you?
I couldn't help it.
Mr. Yasugochi.
One more time.
Shall we call the teacher now?
You've been peeking at me all the time.
Mr. Yasugochi.
Excuse me, Mr. Yasugochi.
Please call me.
The teacher is getting low-spirited.
You should say "three, two, one" "nadiego!"
instead of "say no!"
OK?
Yeah, right.
First of all, the usual homework corner.
Today's topic is "Summer Memories Episode Talk".
Based on the photos you've brought, we'll have a talk.
Since Ms. Messy Gucci has been working on other issues,
the two of you will announce the topic this time.
Please tell us the phrase when you explain what kind of photo it is.
First of all, you have to explain what kind of photo it is.
In that case, "this is the photo of ________________"
It's important to explain what kind of photo it is and then go into details.
Well, I had a job.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know even this.
Time one hour!
Because there was work, we went cheerfully to work to eat a lot.
Ah, I did it! I said it all! Perfect!
Wait a minute!
I said it all!
That's it! Finish!
OK!
I understood about 70% of it.
Ah, you understood about 70% of it.
What do you call "work"?
Work is…
"walk"!
"Walk" is "to walk", right?
"Work", "work", "work"!
"Work"!
But you understood it, didn't you?
You said you went with your members, but which one is Saito?
Saito is this one.
That one, right?
And the one in the back?
This one is Matsumura Sayuri.
But it wasn't just us two, there were other members as well.
Ah, I see.
My last question is about how many members were there?
One, two, three, four…
four, five, six, seven, eight members, about seven, eight.
Oh, that's great!
Next up is Ms. Shinuchi. Here we go!
Ta-da!
This picture was taken in Thailand last year.
It is very nice place.
I'm not good at sun and the sea,
but I like…
What's with that reaction?
What is it?
Do you have a ring here?
I… I'm… very… nice place…
Finish.
Finish?
Ms. Shinuchi, it seems like it's over.
What did you want to say?
I wanted to say "this is a picture I took in Thailand and I went there to get my photo album".
What did you want to say about sun and the sea?
I wanted to say "I hate them".
"I'm not good".
You can say "I'm not good", but you can say "I don't like".
Oh, you can say "I don't like".
You don't like the sea?
I'm from Saitama, so I don't like the sea…
Even if you're from Saitama, you like the sea, don't you?
If you want to say "I went to Thailand for a photo album,"
you can say "I was in Thailand for my photo album" on your smartphone.
Next is Ms. Higuchi's special homework.
This time, Higuchi went to a location to shoot a program on his own.
Yes, that's right.
This time, Ms. Higuchi went out alone and conducted a survey survey for foreigners.
While watching the VTR, Ms. Higuchi will give correct English explanations.
The other two will answer the quizzes that are covered in the VTR in a hurry.
And from now on, Ms. Higuchi will also participate in NIC as a representative of foreigners.
I would like you to pretend to be in the VTR.
Then, please.
It's simple.
Ta-dah!
Higuchi and Hina's survey survey for foreigners!
So, I came to the location alone today.
Isn't it nice?
This time, in order to improve your English skills,
you will conduct a survey survey with "sky tree" where many foreign tourists gather.
These are the three survey items.
Ms. Higuchi has to speak in English only.
Then, let's start with the first interview!
Excuse me!
Japanese TV show interview, OK?
OK! Thank you!
My name is Hina.
OK, hi!
What's your name?
My name is Michael.
Michael?
My name is David.
David.
David and Michael.
Cool!
Two handsome men will show us their favorite photos they took in Japan.
Please show me your favorite photos that you took in Japan.
Oh, their photos? OK.
Please show me.
Here's the question. What are their favorite photos?
We'll give you a hint, so please answer quickly.
Again, Japanese won't play a role in this TV show.
Can you answer it yourself?
You look like you're having fun.
Here's a photo that will make you smile.
What do you like? Type?
Which one is it?
It's the same!
I didn't see it at all.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
There's no point in playing rock-paper-scissors.
OK, Shinuchi.
There's a robot in Shinjuzuku.
Oh, it's a robot wrestler.
No, it's not.
OK, say it again.
A photo with a cute girl.
It's close.
It's close?
But it's wrong.
I want to see it a little more.
OK, OK, a little more.
OK.
I'm curious about it, but I want to see it a little more.
Let's see it a little more.
Our type?
Women.
What about you?
Smart girls, funny girls.
Funny girls?
Funny and smart, yeah.
Smart?
Smart and smart, funny and smart.
Cute.
You don't have one?
Look.
Ah, I see.
I'm asking about your type.
Akihabara?
Sorry?
Akihabara.
OK, start!
A photo with a maid.
Yeah!
Wow!
Ta-da!
They went to a maid cafe in Akihabara, Japan to get their nails done.
The correct answer was a picture of a maid!
And with that, Saito is correct!
Yay! Thank you!
Sensei, what did you think of Higuchi?
I thought there were a lot of question marks.
There were a few things you had to fix.
First of all, when you ask "what's your name?"
you have to be a little more polite.
Normally you say "may I have your name, please?"
Very short "name, please?"
May I have your name, please?
If you say "what's your name?" politely, it's like you're being interrogated.
What's your name?
Something like that.
The second question is...
From now on, they'll be doing survey surveys at the observatory.
Let's have an interview with this man right away.
My name is Hina. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
My name is Enrico Sofiatti.
Sofiatti?
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
I'm from Brazil.
Brazil?!
Brazil.
Samba?
Samba.
Samba and football.
Oh, football! I know, I know.
Due to work reasons, they're interviewing Sofiatti, who's come all the way from Brazil to Japan.
Do you know any Japanese words?
Japanese?
Words, words. Japanese words.
Do you know?
A word?
Arigato.
Here's the question.
What is the Japanese word Sofiatti knows, "arigato," and what is the other one?
Now, what is it?!
There are three hints that Messy Gucci gave.
Please answer as many times as you know.
Please.
Fu...
Teach... Teach... Fu... Do you... Fu... Do you... Teach...
She taught me... People at work... From... From a company in... In Japan.
Oh!
Wow!
Now...
Oh!
Now...
Shiuchi!
Toyota!
Oh!
Is it wrong?
Toyota!
Oh!
Then...
Can you understand what I say?
Next, please!
E...
Vaz...
Brasil...
Ah!
Saudi!
Wow!
Saudi!
Wow!
Her English is getting worse and worse.
Oh!
You know what I say?
In Brazilian...
When...
You...
Say...
Yes...
When...
In a restaurant...
When we...
When we are drinking...
To celebrate...
We...
Say...
Oh!
Restaurant...
Hey!
I think you know what I say!
Next, please!
"Okawari kudasai"!
Aha!
Wow!
But it's a little different!
The point is...
"celebrate" word.
"celebrate"!
Yes!
Do you know any Japanese words?
Japanese?
Words, Japanese words.
Words?
What do you know?
"Arigato", "kanpai"
"Kanpai"!
Kanpai
The correct answer is "kanpai"!
So, in Hokkaido...
Do you know what this means in English?
Cheers!
Oh, yeah! Perfect!
Perfect!
Oh, did Saito say something?
Oh, I can't help it!
I tried to think of it, but I couldn't think of it at all!
You couldn't think of it!
I see!
The third question is...
Next, we have an interview with this person from Canada!
Do you like Japanese food?
Yes!
Do you like Japanese food?
Yes, I do like it!
It's very good!
Here's the question!
What is your mother's favorite Japanese food?
There are three hints that Messy Gucci asked this time, too!
The first hint is about Japanese food that you like other than antiques!
Lots of fish and of course, I love sushi!
Sushi?
Yeah, exactly!
Oh, sushi?
Yeah!
The next hint is about where you went in Japan because you love antiques so much!
I went this weekend to see a field...
This is the field...
So great!
Wow!
And this is the route of...
Oh!
They're giving you so much hints now.
Say it once! Say it anything you want!
Say, say! Right, right, right! OK, OK!
- What is it, Shiuchi? - "Tempura"!
"The road to tempura"! "Tempura Field"!
- Funny, isn't it? - Yes.
Do you know what "field" means?
"Field" means "field".
- We got it! - Oh, we got it!
- OK then, Shiuchi! - "Strawberry"!
- We've got the answer! - We don't know the "route" yet.
If you know the route, you will be squeezed.
The root.
Oh, the root. I see.
And you grow it in the field.
Root?
Now, Shinuchi.
Carrot.
But that's only in Japan.
OK, one more time. Remember the first hint.
You eat it with sushi.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But some people don't like it.
Now, Shinuchi.
Garlic.
Oh, no!
It kind of makes me sneeze.
Sneeze. I sneeze a little bit.
I'm asking foreigners.
Oh, foreigners!
Wasabi!
Mats, do you like Japanese food?
Yes, yes!
Wasabi?
Do you like wasabi?
Yes, I do like wasabi. It was very good.
I went this weekend to see a wasabi field.
This is the wasabi field.
So great.
And this is the root of wasabi.
The correct answer is "wasabi".
I'm Higuchi-san, but I think it's great that you guessed all of them correctly.
How was it? Were you able to understand?
Yes, I was able to understand.
But I would like you to be able to talk to me more.
I would like teachers and Nick to ask you more questions.
Good luck!
The next segment is "Interview and Translating Challenge"!
This is the second "translating challenge" that we did last time.
One of you will translate, and the other two will be interviewees and talk with guests.
As a translator, the teacher will give 100 out of 100 points on who was being told the most accurately.
The person who will help us in this segment is AIKU!
This time, we will interview AIKU.
This is AIKU's second appearance on "No Game No Life".
Is it your first time on "No Game No Life"?
Yes, it is.
And you, Higuchi?
I think we met on a different show.
That's right! AIKU is on a lot of TV shows now.
You have a lot of experience, don't you?
That's right!
We will ask you questions like that.
Did you understand what I said?
I only understood "comedian".
Me too!
First up is Miss Shimizu. Here we go!
Please ask your questions.
What is your specialty?
Do you like hobby?
Do I like hobby?
Yes, I like hobbies. Yes, I do.
What hobby do you like?
Ah, what hobby do I like?
Okay, I like voice percussion. Do you know voice percussion?
Voice percussion is his favorite specialty.
Try, try voice percussion.
Try voice percussion.
Oh, you want me to try voice percussion.
Okay.
Amazing!
Thank you.
Where did you learn this voice percussion?
Listen, listen.
Voice percussion?
Voice percussion, yes, yes.
Your voice percussion is very nice.
Thank you very much.
Why are you complimenting me at this timing?
Where?
Where is voice percussion do well?
Sorry, I don't understand.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
English?
Yes, please.
Have you been angry recently?
When you angry story?
When I angry story?
When you angry episode.
Angry episode.
When was I angry?
When was I angry episode?
So, I really like to keep really good skin.
So, the other day, I was outside and it was about 31 degrees, very, very hot.
And I got sunburn.
Sunburn?
Sunburn, sunburn.
Sunburn?
Yes, I got sunburn and my skin was peeling and I was angry.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Sure.
Maybe, because of the hot sun in Japan and my skin peeling, I'm a little angry now.
That's cool.
That was really good.
I was surprised.
Everyone was surprised.
Time's up!
Excuse me, can you give us your score?
Well, we're back to square one.
This time, it's 60 points.
60 points!
I want you to remember one expression.
What made you...?
"What made you...?" is very useful.
What made you angry recently?
If you remember it, your interview will be better.
Today, you got 60 points.
Next up is Missy Gucci. Here we go!
What friend do you have in Japan?
Maybe my best comedian friend is Roach Nakaoka.
Not Suzuki-san, but Nakaoka-san.
I didn't say that! Did you just say Suzuki-san?
I didn't say anything about Suzuki-san!
I don't care about Nakaoka-san!
Don't say it!
What do you think about Suzuki-san?
Oh, suddenly...
What kind of Suzuki?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wow, she said it in a short period of time.
She can't be angry, can she?
What is your favorite breakfast?
Hey, hey!
Are you listening to me now?
I like soy sauce fried eggs, but what is your favorite breakfast?
Cow's favorite breakfast food?
Egg...
Soy sauce...
Bone...
Egg...
Soy sauce...
Bone...
Egg with soy sauce.
Egg with...
Egg with soy sauce.
Egg with... with...
Okay, egg with soy sauce.
Okay.
What's... do you...
What's favorite food... breakfast?
Oh, what is my favorite breakfast?
Actually...
I don't care about Japanese people.
I... I like... just normal... American food.
Pancakes...
Bacon...
Eggs...
Yeah, it's very delicious.
Yeah, it's really good.
I haven't decided yet, but...
American food like pancakes...
I like them a lot.
Did you say you like them a lot?
Since you are an entertainer, do you have any special jokes?
She said...
Please...
Your... comedian...
Repertory...
Comedy repertory...
Comedian repertory...
Do... enjoy...
Messy Gucci got 50 points for mishearing.
English... English was good, but...
The biggest drawback was...
She forgot how to translate.
Translation is...
Translating what people say in black and white.
You shouldn't overdo it.
Did you overdo it?
I overdid it a lot.
For example, where did you overdo it?
For Suzuki Part.
I overdid it a lot, too.
- Yes - Yes
- Do you have a girlfriend now?
- Now - Now
- Do you think about now, girl?
- Now, girl?
- I don't understand
- I took it in but
- A girlfriend? - Girlfriend
- Oh, now?
- Oh, do I have a girlfriend now? - Yes
- Oh, she asked me if do I have a girlfriend?
- Yes, yes, yes
- Even if I was single
- Single? - Even if I was single
- Singer? - I would not say
- Even if I were single
- Single? - I would not
- Single? - Single
- Single
- Couple? - Single
- Single, couple - Ah!
- Yes, yes, yes - I'm alone now
- No!
- Even if I was single
- Now, it's a secret
- I said it
- Can you say it?
- Do you think it's a secret?
- I said I can't tell you
- What surprised you when you came to Japan?
- Japan!
- Surprise!
- Come to
- Here, Japan
- Japan, surprise!
- Ah! Was I ever surprised in Japan?
- Yes!
- Do you really know?
- Japanese "kancho"
- "Kancho"?
- We don't have that in America
- Only Japan
- I was surprised at the Japanese "kancho"
- What is it?
- Who surprised you?
- Do you want to know?
- Who?
- Who is the kancho? - Who is the kancho?
- Who is it? - Who is the kancho? - Why? Why? Why?
Time's up!
They were excited, but their score is 45 points.
- It was good, but... - Yes.
- The questions were too difficult. - Yes.
As for "girlfriend", simply "do you have...?"
- Ah, "girlfriend". - Yes.
"Do you have a pen?" "Do you have a girlfriend now?"
"Now" should be said at the end. "Do you have a girlfriend now?"
How was today's "No Gag" show?
Since it was an interview, I thought too much about it.
I forgot the basic "do you have...?" and "I had...?" when we talked about summer vacation.
I felt like you reminded me of it.
- I thought you could say it in a simple word. - Yes.
What you studied in middle school and second year is actually the most useful.
- So please remember English until middle school and second year. - Yes.
Basically, Saito's movements are the same as Nana Suzuki's.
- His movements... - It's the first time I'm told that.