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One, two, Nohieigo!
Yes, this is the second episode of Nohieigo as a new regular, which we renewed last time!
Thank you for joining us again, Mr. Suzuki!
Thank you for having me!
Hey, I'm in the show!
Please don't say weird things like that!
I hope you get another job!
No, I'm still in the show!
The three of them are still not used to it, but let's enjoy!
Nohieigo!
After the last episode, I was talking with the staff and they said, "It's an English show now!"
They said, "This show was in English!"
Really? That's great!
I hope we don't ruin it!
It might be a little harsh for the previous members, but...
Let's start with the homework corner, which we started last time!
The homework this time is...
Challenge yourself to talk about embarrassing and difficult episodes!
First up is Messy Gucci! Here we go!
Recently, I can't sleep in anywhere.
The other day, I slept in a train.
Well...well...
Let me see!
I hit a head...
to someone's shoulder.
More ever?
I hit the head...
repeat, repeat...
to...
Don't don't hit the... someone's shoulder...
So... I...
Hold... to...
Kao... nanten da...
To face!
- So... - What do you think of it?
- I think it's wonderful.
- I was a little surprised. - Oh, really?
- You get on a train with members of Nogizaka, don't you? - Oh, you!
So that's what it was like.
I was surprised at how well you did.
- I was a little happy just now. - Masashi, what do you think of it?
In English...
First of all, what you said was properly conveyed.
- And you said "sleep" again as "slept". - Right.
It was the first time in Nogi English that there was a distinction between "present" and "past".
- You've been doing it for a long time, haven't you? - Yes.
- And it's the first time! - Yay!
- You can finally move on from the past. - Wow!
- I didn't think you'd say it like that. - Oh, you're right.
You had a heavy head, didn't you? Was it big? A little big head.
I have a character called "Akimoto Manatsu", and he's a little big-headed.
I have a character called "Kakurechotto Ohachi".
- Kakure is big-headed? - Yes!
- I just said "kakure is big-headed", didn't I? - Oh, you did.
- So you don't want me to say it? - No, I don't want you to say it.
- It's a little realistic story. - I see.
Next up is Ms. Shinuchi. Here we go!
Mmm!
Put on back... mistake!
And... but... member will... will...
Stop moving!
Member will... go... rest room?
Perfect! Go!
Time's up!
Come on! What are you talking about?
First of all, please explain in Japanese!
I often... well...
I often put on my clothes backwards than I thought.
When I'm in a hurry.
So, I don't want members to know about it.
So, I go to the bathroom and put on my clothes again.
And I say "It's nothing."
I see.
But do you know about it?
Sometimes I notice it.
Do you put on your clothes backwards than you think?
I put on my clothes a lot.
Did you make a mistake in front and back?
I make a lot of mistakes.
Sometimes in front and back.
You make a lot of mistakes.
In case of back and front...
In case of back and front, you say "inside out."
Inside out.
And what I thought you were good at is...
I knew it well...
"front" and "back."
You said "front" and "back."
Last up is Ms. Saito.
Here we go!
One day, I...
Earphone in...
Listen to music.
When...
Accident!
My telephone is accident.
Earphone...
Accident...
Oh, she said a one-shot gag.
Oh, one-shot gag.
Is it the opposite of "do"?
Safe.
Time's up!
It wasn't English at all at the end, was it?
When I was on the train, I listened to music as I got on the train, but my earphone came off my phone.
And at that moment, the music kept playing and I was embarrassed.
I see.
It's a story like that.
Yes.
It would have been better if you connected words and said anything, right?
Yes.
Ah, ah, go to toilet.
Ah, ah, OK.
Would it have been better if I did it like that?
Well...
That was provocative of you, teacher!
Then it would have been better if you did it like this, right?
That's exactly what you said, right?
Please don't do that to my teacher!
By the way, "I was embarrassed."
It's a little difficult word, but please remember it.
Let's check their English ability with a prank interview!
Wow!
This time, in order to check their English ability, we actually filmed a video in advance.
Yes.
It's like "I want to know about this game."
Ah, ah, ah!
What's up, Higuchi?
That's what it is.
I thought something was strange.
Something is strange.
Yes.
Actually, in order to check their English ability,
we set up a prank interview as if we got an interview from a foreign media.
Mr. Yaskoche checks the English of the three people who answer questions from foreign reporters.
By the way, the foreign reporter, of course, was preparing for the program and recording it, so he was proudly turning the camera, but...
I thought you'd take a good picture of me.
I thought you'd take a good picture of me, even though it's a document.
What do you mean, "even though it's a document"?
Hey, I'm sorry. I've been feeling bad for a while now, and it's coming out little by little.
Now, let's check the English of the three people in a fake interview.
What do you think of it?
Do you understand?
Happy.
And you?
Excited.
Excited?
Excited.
You got it wrong.
Could you introduce each other?
Could you?
Could you introduce each other?
Self-introduction?
My name is Yuri.
What?
No.
No, I want them to introduce each other.
Oh, I got it wrong.
I want them to introduce me.
Your friends.
Oh, really?
Oh, she wants to introduce my friends.
Introduce?
She is young, very young.
Very kind.
Oh, that's good.
No?
Very kind, okay?
Kind, kind, kind.
Very kind.
That's not good.
That's stupid.
Getting excited at home.
I can say this for every variety show right now.
She name is Mai.
Oh, that's scary.
Mai.
She has very long legs.
Okay, long legs, I like it.
That's right.
She suddenly introduced her long legs.
She is...
Radio personality?
She is radio personality.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, that's why you have such a good voice.
Oh, thank you.
Which one?
I wanted to be humble.
She named Yuri.
She called me "Disney".
"Disney", "I love you", "Princess", "I love you", "Tengram"
"Tengram", "oh, yes, yes, yes", "love you"
Oh, that's your favorite country?
Yes, yes, yes.
"Nogizaka" is getting very popular in my country.
Yeah, and for you, why do you think "Nogizaka" is charming?
Teamwork.
On the show, is there something you want to do?
On the show.
Your regular members of "Knowing Iego".
Interview.
Wild people.
Okay, interview people from around the world.
That sounds fun.
Where would you go to interview?
America.
America!
Why do you want to go to America?
I think there's many people coming to Japan.
Where would you go in Japan to interview?
Interview?
Yeah, if you didn't go to America, in Japan, in Tokyo, where is a good place to interview foreign people?
There seem to be a lot of foreigners saying things like "Roppongi".
Inside "Roppongi".
"The MC", what's his name?
Mussy
Suzuki
"Suzuki"-chan, what do you think of me?
very nice guy
What am I doing too, thank you.
Is this also a laugh lute?
"Cool".
one last thing
a message for your fans overseas
I think you understood it quite well.
I think she has potential to grow.
You said you wanted to go overseas.
Yes, I want to go.
Use this show!
If you don't have a goal, I think it's easier to work hard until you reach it.
I see. You don't have to go on a trip.
No, but it's fun to go with everyone, including the staff.
You're dirty! Including the staff!
I was a little worried about Higuchi, but you can't laugh at me because I'm cool, right?
No, you're laughing now, too!
No, it's not like that! You're so kind.
You're the kindest person when you say something ugly.
You can't laugh at me!
What should I say?
For entertainers, "interesting" is a great compliment.
Interesting
This "interesting" means that he has a very deep content, is interesting, has a good insight, and is intelligent.
No, no, it's not like that! It's funny!
No, it's okay!
It's not like that!
It's okay! You have a good insight!
No, it's not like that! It's not like that!
When you praise entertainers who make people laugh, you say "he's funny", right?
It's because you have Japanese.
If you speak Japanese, you'll be praised properly, right?
Yes, yes.
No, you're not laughing!
The next segment is "Interview and Translation Challenge"!
This segment will be helped by Nick!
As always, when he appears, his ears turn red.
From now on, it's a translation and challenge where you test your listening skills and style!
The next day, one will be a translator and the other two will be interviewees.
As a translator, Mr. Yasuko-uchi will decide who gave the most accurate translation.
So, this time we have invited Nick, a Hollywood star. Thank you for coming.
Thank you, Mr. Yasuko-uchi.
Let's ask Nick what he wants to know.
What should I ask you?
What should I do?
Don't say that part!
What's with that three-question play?
Is there a type of woman you like?
What kind do you like?
Do you like...
girls?
What kind do I like girls?
What do you like about girls?
Producer, there's a bad translator here!
What type do you like girls?
What type of girls do I like?
Well, if I must say so myself, I love all women.
I love all women.
Oh my, what should I do?
Playboy, playboy.
It's a translation!
Well, it's fine.
What do you do on your days off? I don't think you have any days off, but...
I don't think you have any days off, but...
You busy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But what do you do holiday?
Oh, what do I do on holidays?
You busy?
On the daytime I like to surf...
Come on!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Shut up!
I'm Japanese!
In the daytime, on my days off, I like to surf...
Surf?
Yeah, and then at nighttime I like to drink with my friends.
I like to surf and drink.
What's your favorite drink?
Sour?
Beer and stuff like that don't matter.
Sour is all I use.
When I eat red meat, I drink white wine.
I'll drink a lot.
What are you doing?
Translation is...
First of all...
Because you were talking.
Oh, I see.
You were here, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Because you were left alone.
Translation is...
Between these two people...
What these two people are talking about and communicating with each other is translation.
I felt like this world was getting too close.
It came out too much.
Overall, my rating is...
69 points.
That's pretty high!
Yes, it's high. It's pretty good.
What kind of ____ do you like?
If you could use that expression,
the conversation might have gone smoother.
Next up is Ms. Shiuchi. Here we go!
What surprised you when you came to Japan?
Come Tokyo.
Come Japan.
Very...
Wow!
She said "very wow"
Very wow story!
Is it about Okada-san?
Wow!
Is it about Okada-san?
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't understand, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about.
She doesn't seem to understand this foreign Hollywood star.
What's your favorite Japanese food?
What's kind of best Japanese food?
Oh, are you asking what my favorite Japanese food is?
Do you know... have you ever heard of... it's called "agedashi dofu"?
Do you know?
It seems like you like agedashi dofu.
Yeah, I like the fish flakes.
The fish flakes on top.
Maybe katsuo bushi...
Have you ever eaten takoyaki?
What was that?
I don't understand. What is takoyaki?
Why takoyaki?
It's a famous food in Osaka, Japan.
Tell her.
Do you know Osaka in Japan?
Osaka is... Yeah, I know.
Very famous food is takoyaki.
Oh, is it the balls?
Yeah.
Oh, I like the fish flakes on top of it.
Oh, I guess she likes katsuo bushi.
Time's up!
There's only katsuo bushi.
She likes katsuo bushi.
Hollywood star likes katsuo bushi.
That's weird.
She said "nice place".
She understood and translated "fish flakes" into "katsuo bushi".
I think it was great.
I see.
"Nice place".
I think she did a great job.
And...
What else?
Nothing.
You're so kind, teacher!
I'm amazing.
Shin Regular is amazing.
Shin Regular is surprisingly strict.
What you should remember is
What is your favorite ______?
When you asked "What is your favorite Japanese food?",
it didn't come up, did it?
What is your favorite Japanese food?
You can say "What is your favorite drink?"
or "What is your favorite country?"
Let's see Shin Regular's score.
With fish flakes...
That's only one point.
With a lot of fish flakes...
With a lot of bonito flakes...
Thirty-seven!
What is your favorite Japanese word?
What are you Japanese world?
Did you hear that, teacher?
Did you hear what the teacher said?
Would you?
What kind of Japanese world?
Favorite Japanese world.
Oh, my favorite Japanese world!
Yes, yes, yes. Sorry.
Oh, actually...
My favorite Japanese world is...
"Vicious circle" (vicious circle)
You know it, don't you?
He's not a Hollywood star.
By the way, what is the first Japanese word you learned?
Studying Japanese world
You think you're funny, don't you?
Studying Japanese world
First time?
First time Japanese word...
Oh, the first Japanese word that I learned!
Yes!
The first Japanese word that I learned...
shinobi
The first word I learned was "shinobi"
I was thinking... I wanted to tell... What do you guys think?
Since I'm in Japan now, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my arm that says "akujunkan"
What do you think?
She wants to get a "akujunkan" tattoo
What do you think about it?
I think it's really cool, but...
Don't lie!
I think it's better to change the word and get it tattooed
I'll regret it someday
See? It's "akujunkan"
"akujunkan"?
I'll regret it someday
OK. OK. OK.
"Junkan" OK. "Junkan" OK.
Time's up!
What do you mean "junkan" OK?!
Evil is not good, is it?!
Evil is...
"Junkan" OK... I don't know what you're talking about!
Now, teacher...
What did you think of Saito's translation?
Was there anything good about it?
I think it's better than you think.
I see! You regret it!
"Koukai suru" means "regret".
"You will regret it later".
"Ato de koukai shimasu yo".
But, of course, I didn't know the word "regret".
"Your mother cried".
I thought it was wonderful.
Also, "junkan" is better than "akujunkan"
because it's not my opinion, it's my own opinion!
It's not a translation job.
It's not "junkan", is it?
It was good, but...
It's amazing that you got 51 points right away.
I got 51 points!
That's right! 51 points!
OK, so...
The one who got the highest score this time is...
Higuchi!
Yay!
So, Nogi, this is your second time as a new member.
How was it?
Well...
We can definitely speak English a lot!
That's right!
I don't know why, but we can't be encouraged!
No, no, no! It's about us!
I'm not good at it anymore.
Where did you lose it?
We couldn't see any achievements!