AISubs v3.5
Merry Christmas!
How is it? Is it up?
It's up!
The guest is Manatsu Akimoto.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Manatsu is already fluent in English.
No, no, no.
She is the student council president.
No, no, no. It doesn't matter.
Just watch how cold the teacher will react.
No, no, no.
She will be hostile.
No, no, no.
One, two...
Teacher!
Was he like this?
Unexpectedly, he was like this.
He was really serious.
Thank you again, Magino-san.
Thank you.
Have fun on your way back.
He is very hostile.
I have forgotten about it.
No, no, no. Please forget about it.
I'm scared.
It's impossible for this show not to improve.
Really?
Yes.
But you have to study hard.
Let's take it off, teacher.
Let's take it off and close the door first, teacher.
He is always like this.
He is always like this, teacher.
Once again, we will start with the song title quiz.
A Japanese song with a big hit will be announced in English.
The English lyrics will be translated into Japanese and you will guess what song it is.
The first song is...
Here it is. Let's start with Akimoto-san.
And Wada-san.
You read most of it.
Kago-san, please translate it.
However, the time is...
It's going to rain.
It's like an old car navigation system.
Wait a minute. The time?
Watch.
Ah, it's "miru" (to watch)
Ah, you don't watch it.
You don't watch it.
Watch.
Next, Nojo-san.
Wonderful snow...
Snow...
Snow again?
Oh, "wonderful snow" again.
I don't know it.
I see.
I think you know it by now.
Eh, what is it?
Wada-chan, you know it, don't you?
No, I don't know it at all.
You don't know it, do you?
Yes.
Yes, I don't know it at all.
Some of you noticed it in the first line of lyrics.
I think most of you know it in the next line of lyrics.
Here it is.
I know it.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Kaho-san, you were fast.
What is it?
Eh? Is it not right?
The title is different.
What is it? What is it? The title is different.
Eh, what is it? What is it?
Teacher, if you can...
No, it's not it!
Eh, what is it? Eh, what is it?
I don't know.
Wait a minute. Please go back.
From these three people, Kawago-san, please say what you said to the camera.
Silent Night. Silent Night.
Christmas Eve by myself. Christmas Eve by myself.
Silent Night. Silent Night.
Silent Night.
But Akimoto is said to be the smartest.
That's right.
I don't know the title.
It looks like she knows what "regular" is.
And here is the rest.
In fact, the answer is written, but first let's have her say it from the sixth line.
Well, Wada-san.
Bad. Chiri. Stemasu.
Chiri. Chiri. Stemasu.
Chiri. Stemasu. Bad. Chiri. Stemasu.
Eve. Eve.
Eint. Eint.
What. It.
Use...use...use...usedo...to be.
Wow. What did you say to this?
Chiri. Stemasu.
That's good. Bad. Chiri. Stemasu.
Chiri. Chiri. Stemasu.
By the way, what do you think this "chiri. stemasu. eve" means?
It's snowing.
Chiri. Chiri. Stemasu.
It's snowing.
Got it!
Here you go.
You got it again!
No way!
Correct!
Yay!
Teacher, I told you! She's a guest!
Why? I thought you'd definitely get it wrong!
No way!
You got it right again!
After that, the regular three-person group also got it right.
"Kitto kimi wa konai" (I'm sure you won't come)
Once again, the correct answer is "Christmas Eve".
I'm sure you all knew it by now.
Of course, the part that Ms. Maaya couldn't read was the correct answer, "Christmas Eve", but...
Oh, Christmas!
That's right!
It's not "Chiritemasu".
"Chiritemasu".
That's right.
So, among these lyrics, we have...
Here it is.
"Wonder".
"Wonder" means "fushigi" and "odoroki".
"Wonderland" means "odoroki no basho".
"Fushigi ni omou" or "fushigi da na" or "wakaranai na" means...
"I wonder".
We use "I wonder" here.
Let's say it together.
"I wonder".
"Fushigi da na".
Please say it with me.
"Fushigi da na".
Is this even meaningful?
Does this even make sense in Japanese?
You're all...
You're all such stupid foreigners.
"Fushigi da na".
You're all going to use this "wonder" from now on.
First of all, this time...
I wonder why
If you wonder why you say it like that, you say "I wonder why"
Next, please say your member's name.
For example, "I wonder why Nojo-san is very cute"
Why do you think Nojo-san is cute?
Everyone is saying "hmm"
Why?
Everyone is saying "hmm" with that phrase.
With this phrase, you can use it to express your members' personality and personality that you think is mysterious.
OK, first up is Ms. Kawago. Here we go!
OK, let's do it!
3, 2, 1, GO!
Was she praised?
She's a really good girl.
And, you know...
She starts talking all of a sudden!
She talks, doesn't she?
She starts talking all of a sudden!
When I hear her talk, I feel like I'm going to cry even before her.
I feel like I'm going to cry even before anyone else.
She's really emotional.
She's a really good girl.
I see.
To put it in correct English,
I wonder why Ms. Wada has "pure heart".
Does "pure heart" make sense?
I think "pure heart" makes sense.
But, if you say "pure pure heart", it might sound like "peh!",
so let's just say it once.
OK, just once.
"Wan wan" doesn't make sense.
"Wan" doesn't make sense either.
"Wan wan" doesn't make sense.
I don't know what you're talking about.
OK, next up is Ms. Akimoto. Here we go!
I wonder why...
...Ami...
...gives...
...strange nickname.
Is it really like that?
It's really like that.
I do it a lot in the dressing room, but...
...while sitting in a seat and looking at the members passing by...
...I give a lot of weird nicknames...
...and make everyone laugh.
For example?
There's the "vegetable" series and...
...there's the "foreigner" series...
...and in the summer, I give the "vegetable" series...
What kind of series is it?
"Mana"... "Mana shiso"... "shiso"!
Huh?
Yeah, something like that.
Mine is a little too simple and boring, but...
"Mana shiso" and...
There are weirder ones, right?
For example, for "kawago" and "foreigner" series...
...I give "gon riza"...
"Gon"?
"Gon riza"!
"Gon riza" sounds like "gon riza"!
"Gon riza"!
"Gon riza" sounds like "gon riza"!
I've been doing it for a long time...
Yeah, you're addicted.
I've been doing it for a long time without getting bored of it...
...and I don't know why, but it's strange and I can't help it!
So I thought I'd ask you about it.
That's right.
It's because... what is it?
Because...
...if you give me a nickname...
...all members...
...happy?
No, you're not happy!
No, you're not!
You don't like "gon riza", do you?
No, but it sounds like "gon riza", doesn't it?
Yeah, it sounds like "gon riza".
You admit it!
I don't know!
You admit it!
I think it sounds like "gon riza", doesn't it?
If you say that, I'll make you happy, too!
I've got it!
Is it OK?
I'm happy!
I did it!
What series is it?
Then, is it OK if it's a foreign series?
A foreign series!
I'm happy!
I did it!
You can't say "Jackie Chan", can you?
Of course, of course!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
You're amazing at casting!
I want to forget it!
Well...
Pei!
A foreign series? Pei?
Well... Pei!
Pei Linlin!
Why?
She's definitely attracted by Jackie Chan!
Not at all!
She's attracted by him and went to China!
I thought he wasn't American.
Then, please cast Suzuki-san, too!
What?! Is it okay?!
It's not okay!
I don't think it's okay!
Suzuki-san, you can't do it! Let's go!
Well...
Charlie...
Charlie Takashi!
It's in Japanese!
I told you it's a foreign series!
It's in Japanese!
That's all I could think of!
Anyway, Ms. Akimoto's English was good!
Ms. Nojo's answer is...
Because if I give a nickname, she will be happy!
Well, let's learn another usage!
I wonder if I should...
Let's say it!
I wonder if I should...
This is hard!
Ms. Nojo, what do you think it means?!
I wonder if I should...
"should" is hard!
But "should" is obvious!
"should" or "what should I do"
what should I do
I don't know "should" or "what should I do"
Then, using "I wonder if I should ____ what should I do?"
Let's talk about "should" in English to Nick, our counselor!
Here we go!
Tell me what is on your mind.
I wonder if I should buy a mirror ball?
I wonder if I should buy a what?
You wonder if you should buy a mirror ball, okay?
Okay, interesting. Why?
Everyday happy house.
Slow, slow, slow.
What do you think about a mirror ball?
No.
Why? Why?
I... I... I... I...
Too bright. Too bright.
Too bright.
Bright. Bright.
If you buy it, you'll be more happy, right?
So, I think you should just go and buy.
I think you should buy, okay?
You don't even have to talk about it.
I think you should just go and buy.
Can you ask me better questions?
Of course.
I wonder if there is anything more to talk about.
By the way, you can say "mirror ball" but more commonly "disco ball" is used.
Here we go.
I wonder if I should buy water bed.
Wonderful sleeping life, please.
But...
Better.
Yeah, you want to sleep better, right?
Better, yes.
She does know it.
Do you know "better"?
Bed, bed, bed.
Now you have a bad bed.
Bed, bed.
You want a better bed.
No, no.
How much, around how much do you think it costs?
Fifty...five thousand yen.
Five ten...
Huh?
Five million...thousand yen.
Too expensive.
Too expensive, dude.
Too rich.
Here we have a water bed set at 100,000 yen, but...
Ten...
Million...ten...one...one thousand...one...hundred...one hundred thousand...one hundred thousand yen...one ten hundred thousand yen...
You know...
Wow! Japanese people!
I wrote exactly the same thing here last time, but...
She's cute!
When will you remember, Ms. Nojo?
I did it last month, too, but...
In English, it becomes "thousand", "million", "billion" every night.
So, 100,000 yen is "one hundred thousand yen".
OK, next up is Ms. Maya! Here we go!
Go ahead!
I wonder if I should buy bicycle.
Oh!
What is this "buying" series?!
What type of bicycle?
I don't have a bicycle.
No, no...what...
I know! I know!
I can figure that out, yeah?
You don't know, do you, Wada-chan?
What type...what type...
Ah! Mother...bicycle!
Oh!
Like...with a basket!
From when did you want...from how long before did you want...a bicycle?
Ten...thousand...yeah.
No, no, no.
From when?
I have bicycle...
No, no!
I have bicycle...now...I...don't have bicycle...people, people...my bicycle...
No way!
Really?
Oh, my God!
Really?
Yes.
Well, I think you should buy a bicycle...good, buy one now!
Yes!
Great success!
That was good!
Thank you!
Good!
That's too bad, Miss Maya!
By the way, "my bicycle was stolen" and "mama chari" are Japanese-style bicycles, aren't they?
This is how you use "wonder" that you learned today.
You forget it every time you use it, so please remember it and write it down this time.
Now, it's game corner!
In English, it's "daruma-san no ichi ni sei"!
"Daruma-san ga koronda" evolution version game!
It's correct if you can correctly express the movements and poses that Nick mentioned.
On my my, Mr. Damara makes a sexy pose!
3, 2, 1, action!
Sexy!
Let's take a look at it.
This is your brain's own thoughts and actions, right?
Yes.
Where in particular?
The angle of my shoulders.
The angle of your shoulders?
What about your face?
The curve of my face.
Yes.
And Wada-chan! Wada-chan!
What's up? Wada-chan, what's up?
What's up?
Where are you hiding?
You're hiding something, aren't you?
Where are you hiding?
I'm probably hiding it.
Oh, you're hiding it.
And I'm winking and showing my tongue.
Oh, really? Aren't you embarrassed?
No, I'm not embarrassed at all!
I see.
And then, what is this in the morning?
What do you all think of this in the morning?
What is it?
What's the point of it?
It stinks. It stinks.
What's up? It stinks.
It really stinks.
The point is...
What stinks of it?
It's like...
It's like a hand that I'm reaching out to LINE.
And it's like I'm scratching my hair a little with this hand.
Yes, yes.
There was a person who said it was very strict in the past.
Strict!
It's not like that, is it?
And so, this question is...
All of you are correct!
The morning one was a little different, wasn't it?
The morning one was the worst, wasn't it?
It really stinks.
On my my, Mr. Dharma becomes a sumo wrestler!
3, 2, 1, action!
Huh?
Is it okay?
Huh?!
I think it's fine if you don't do it.
Yeah.
It's a little off from here.
First of all, what is your point, Ms. Kago?
I'm expressing my feelings of challenging the fight.
You're just expressing your feelings of going to fight, aren't you?
No.
If it's like this, it's fine, you know?
Ah...
Yeah.
Don't change it!
Leave it as it is.
Leave it as it is. I see.
Let's skip this part for a moment.
What is your point, Ms. Akimoku?
I see!
That's my point.
I understand.
Right?
And now, our bomb girl...
What kind of point is this?
I said "small".
I see.
I see!
I thought I had to make it small.
Small girl.
I said "small girl", but...
Oh, I see!
And now, we will decide who is correct!
Is this "small"?
No matter how you think about it, it's not "small", is it?
This is against the rules, isn't it?
Right?
It's not allowed!
And after that, it's like a cat punch!
Which means, you two are correct!
That's right!
Thank you!
But "small" and "small" are similar, aren't they?
No, no, no.
But as a mistake, it can't be helped.
It's a good mistake.
Really?
I don't think it's a good mistake at all.
Really?
Scratches his back!
3, 2, 1, action!
Now, say it out loud!
Scratches...
Scratches his back!
Now, say it out loud!
Yes!
Oh!
He's starting to do it, Mr. Remina!
Now, shall we ask each one of them?
Yes!
By the way, what is Nojo doing right now?
He's scratching his back.
His back...
We call it "back" for now.
This back...
One more time!
What does it mean?
Scratches are movements like rubbing your back like this,
so you're scratching your back like this.
You can see something, right?
If you do this, you can see something!
Is it magic or something?
Yes!
And you, Kawago?
What are you doing right now?
Um...
This is...
Right now...
I'm scratching my back.
Oh!
Is it like moonwalking?
No, I'm going back.
You're going back!
Go back!
Yes!
He went back.
Um...
Akimoto!
Akimoto, what are you doing?
This?
Like Nojo, I'm also scratching my back.
You're scratching your back?
Yes.
I see.
I'm scratching.
Now, um...
And Wada-chan!
What are you doing right now?
For now, I'm going back and scratching my back.
Why are you doing this?
By the way, Nojo...
You said you could see something.
What is it?
My hands are getting hot.
Now!
Of course, everyone got it right!
"Back" means "senaka" (back), right?
Yes.
You've done it before, right?
I've done it before.
You can do it as many times as you like on this show.
Oh my my!
Mr. Dharma!
This is ballet!
3, 2, 1...
Action!
What?
That's right.
First of all, let's ask one by one. What do you think it is?
Well, I decided it's a dancing ballet, so I think it's dancing ballet.
Okay, next is the basket! What is this basket for?
This is a vegetable. This is a vegetable. First of all, it's a vegetable.
What did you say you heard?
It's a vegetable leaf.
A vegetable leaf?!
Hey, this is a vegetable...
Yes, show me the leaf of the vegetable.
Nick told you to show me the leaf of the vegetable, didn't he?
Yes, it's a vegetable leaf.
I see.
Okay, now it's Wada-chan's turn. What did you hear, Wada-chan?
And what kind of outfit is this?
I heard "doesn't ballet", so I think it's a dance.
I see!
It's an appeal.
Okay, here's the question.
What are you doing?
I heard "this is bed in", so...
"this is bed in"?
That's what it is.
I see.
I'm sleeping in my bed right now.
You're sleeping in your bed, right?
Yes.
I see.
And so, what is this question?
The answer is...
"no joe"!
One person got it right!
Hurry up and stand up!
Akimoto, hurry up and stand up!
I'm sorry!
Why are you rolling around like an idiot?!
What's "bed in" anyway?!
That's amazing, Ms. Nojoe!
By the way, "bed in" is Japanese English.
In short, it's "go to bed".
And of course, we'll end with that segment!
The Members Debate Session!
Once again, in this debate session without Japanese,
we'll have you decide who was least active.
As soon as you speak Japanese, you're out.
And of course, we have a penalty game ready for you.
Shall we get started?
Yes.
Debate session, ready...
Start!
I'm...
Game... win.
- Yeah, you won the game. - That's right.
- She won the game. - She's right.
I'm number four.
But... but... but... oh, my God...
Nick and bicycle talk.
I can speak English very good.
- That's true. - That's great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nick... talk... - Mm.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- No, no, no! - OK.
- So, the penalty game is... - What?!
- Akimoto and Nanami! - No way!
- No way!
- You know, you never miss something like this. - Yeah.
- You never miss this show! - No way!
- No way!
The penalty game is "I love you" in five stages.
Mr. Suzuki will say "I love you" in various settings,
and I will say "I love you" in a way that suits me.
- OK. - Are you ready? Here we go!
Three!
Two!
One!
Action!
Normal "I love you."
I love you.
Sexy "I love you."
I love you.
Lovey-dovey "I love you."
I love you!
Beat Takeshi with "I love you."
I love you!
Rikkokudo with "I love you."
I love you.
High tension with "I love you."
I love you!
Old lady with "I love you."
I love you!
Fat man with "I love you."
I love you!
I love you even though you don't have money.
I love you!
Whimpering with "I love you."
I...I love you?
"I love you" to "daffunda."
I love you...daffunda...
Time's up!
- Great! - Great!
- Awesome! - Good job!
- I want to do it! - It's embarrassing!
Yes, so this time...
various "chin" English...
but wonderful English also came out.
"Chin" English?
- I'm using it all the time. - It's fun!
- Using it all the time.
- The real... - The fun and mistakes like that...
- are the real English. - Yes, yes.
- The real "nogi" English. - The real "nogi" English.
- What is it? - It's too good.
Then what is "fake" "nogi" English?
What is he saying?