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It's started! "No Niego"!
Today's guest is Saori Inoue.
Has your English improved?
How is your English?
I was asked for directions by a foreigner the other day.
I thought I had to do my best, but I didn't know the way.
It's started! "No Niego"!
Shall we call him?
Mr. Yasukawachi!
Wow! Sayune!
Yes!
Wow! Welcome to "No Niego" again!
How are you?
I'm fine!
OK! How are you guys?
Yes! I'm fine!
She's grown up a lot!
She's grown up!
Recently, we've been getting a lot of letters from elementary school teachers.
The way of teaching "No Niego" is perfect for elementary school students!
So, it's only for elementary school students.
It's an honor for someone to be on a teaching show.
You're too positive!
As for the song, Haru can keep up with you because of her low level, but she can't keep up with you because of her high level.
She's always following you.
That's not the case in this show.
It's a show where you can show off.
Again, we'll start with "Guess the song title" quiz.
A Japanese song with a big hit will be announced in English.
The English lyrics will be translated into Japanese and you'll guess what song it is.
This time, there wasn't an English version, so I translated everything.
It's translated in a very kind and easy-to- understand way, so it's all direct translation.
Let's have Inoue-san read it for us.
Please translate it for us.
Tomorrow, I'll like you more.
Let's move on to the next theme song.
What is it?
It's this one.
Let's have Nonshio-san read it for us.
What is it? Can you say it one more time?
Didn't you get it by now?
But...
Kao-san, let's ask Kao-san first.
That's correct!
No, it's not!
Please say it to the camera.
Tomorrow will be a good day for sure.
What song is that?
Tomorrow will be a good day for sure.
Unfortunately, it's not.
Maybe she imagined it from somewhere.
It's hard to find the answer, so let's watch it until the end.
It's that big hit song, but did you know it?
The hint is these lyrics in the first line.
If you can translate this impressive part, you should be able to find the answer right away.
Kago-san, could you translate only the first line for us?
Tomorrow will be a better day than today.
See? She knows it!
She knows it!
Tomorrow will be a better day than today.
Yes, that's it!
Correct!
Where did you laugh, Inoue?
The title is already written there.
The title is already written there. Suddenly a product came up.
No, it's not like that.
You got it wrong again and again.
Stand in front of the camera.
The answer is...
It's in a song by Nogizaka.
There's a song with lyrics like "tomorrow will be a better day" in it.
I thought it was that song.
No, it's a more famous song.
Stop singing your own song!
Be confident!
Inoue, where did you know it? Tell us.
The title came up.
This is it!
What is "miracle"?
You know "miracle"?
"Miracle" came up.
That's it!
"Coincidence"!
"Coincidence" came up.
"Miracle"?
That's it!
What's up with you?
The answer is "green" and "miracle".
Many people knew it because it was almost a direct translation.
The word we're going to learn today is...
"more".
"More"?
As expected!
What you're going to do with "more" is...
this!
For example, "I have more water" means...
"I want more water".
"I have water".
Oh, I made a mistake.
"I have an apple".
"I have more water".
"More" means "more than".
"I have more than anyone else".
I have it. I have it all the time.
How many do you have?
About 16.
You have a lot.
I don't have even one.
You're lame!
I have one.
Because you have dark lips.
I don't have dark lips.
I have one or two.
Does that mean you have 16 colors?
16 colors.
But we don't have the same color.
We don't have the same color.
You're lame!
It's not like we have different meters.
That's right. We have different colors.
With that feeling of the day...
Is this it for today?
How are you feeling today?
Today...
I want to act like a strong and mature woman.
That's why you were strict with your teacher.
That's right.
But it's easier for me to control.
Like my hair and my lip color.
Does your personality change depending on your lip color?
My mood changes a little.
When I want to act like a strong and mature woman...
Like you said earlier...
I tend to act like a strong and mature woman.
I don't like it!
Ms. Nojo, please be nice to the teacher.
She learned it before, but her lipstick is lipstick.
Next up is Ms. Inoue. Here we go!
I have more family...
than...
Ms. Ami.
How many people in your family?
Um...
I don't know.
It's like you're from Nigeria.
What do you mean?
That's amazing!
My grandma, my dad and my mom.
And your siblings?
I have five siblings.
Wow!
And my brothers have children.
Oh, I see.
Do you all live together?
No, we all live separately.
I see.
It would have been better if you had five siblings.
Can you say family separately?
How many people live in your house?
In my house?
I live alone, too.
Why?
Why did you bring up that topic?
The only thing I can win against others is that.
Next, let's use "give me more _____" and ask God for more.
If you can tell him the reason, God may grant you your wish.
I have _____ cat.
Give me more _____ cat home.
What is "cat home"?
Cat _____ hustle, hustle.
Hustle?
To cat _____.
To cat _____?
Hustle, hustle.
Mr. Ogawa?
Give me more reason, reason, reason.
Reason?
Why, why, why?
Because I'm angry.
Oh, no, no.
Again, today...
Today, angry lips.
Today, I'm doing strong lips.
More...
More ran...
Ran...
Running big house, please.
You want a big house?
Yes, yes, yes.
For your two cats?
Two cats.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
When she comes home today, her house will be twice as big.
I get 100,000 yen every month.
Suzuki!
Shh!
Miss Nojo, it's a little hard to convey in hostel.
When you want to say "cheerful cat", "energetic" is correct.
Next up is Miss Kawago. Here we go!
Give me more five thousand money many please.
Because five thousand money money money bank chokin.
Let me see. You want five thousand money.
Five thousand money money money money many.
Please say "how much yen" in Japanese is okay.
How much yen in Japanese?
Ah, ichioku.
Ichioku.
Hmm. To go on a trip, where do you want to go?
Guam.
You want to go to Guam.
Ichioku for a trip to Guam. Hmm.
Maybe I'll give you...
Hyakuman.
Ah, Nick's?
Yes.
Okay?
Okay.
Ah, it's decided.
Okay.
What did you say you wanted?
I want a lot of five hundred yen coins.
Ah, I see.
First of all, what Miss Kawago said about "thousand" is actually "sen".
Give me more five hundred yen coins.
Ah, coins.
But from "five hundred yen coins" to "talking about something expensive",
you said "ichioku".
If you think about it, it's easier to get one hundred million yen coins directly.
You don't have to think about it.
It may be difficult to express large numbers in English,
but in English, it is basic to count each number under the number,
"thousand", "million", "billion" or so.
Next up is Miss Maya. Here we go.
Give me more money, please.
Give you more money.
Because family trip.
You want to go on a family trip.
Yes.
Great English. Nice.
How much money do you want? How much?
"Go"...
It's Japanese.
Ah, I made a mistake. It's not "go". It's "five".
Five.
It's legal.
Five thousand.
Five thousand dollars.
Great.
Is that okay?
Is that okay for a family trip?
Do you want to go on a war trip?
Is that okay?
How many people in your family? How many?
"Father", "mother", "my"...
"my"...
Do your best! Do your best!
What did you get?
gentleman
You're a gentleman?!
"boy"! "boy"!
"boy".
"my"... "my"... "my"... "my"... "my"... "my"... "my"... "my"... "boy".
"one... ten, thousand dollars".
You said "my boy", didn't you?
Is "kakushi-go" also in your family name?
Well, I have "shinshi".
Oh my god, Ms. Maya!
At least remember the expression "big brother".
Bingo game with words!
In this game, four members of Nogizaka will challenge with five people with nicknames added.
One person will choose the answerer and only four people will see the word that will be the answer.
In order for the answerer to guess the answer, each person will write a word that will be a hint.
The answerer will choose one hint and open it.
If you answer the word that comes to mind from the hint and get it right, you will get four points.
If you get it wrong, you will open the second hint and answer it.
Every time you open a hint, the points you can get will decrease.
While changing the answerer, if you can get a total of five points or more while the members of Nogizaka are walking around, you will clear the game.
It is prohibited to talk while writing hints.
The point is whether you can write hints that don't overlap with others.
First of all, Beth Maya will challenge as the answerer.
I would like to show you the answer.
Here it is!
Can you see it?
I see.
Please give us a hint that will make you think of it.
This will definitely change.
It will be two people.
If it is two people, it will be quite heavy.
Please also consider that Wada-chan seems to be easy to understand.
Well then, Wada-san!
Yes!
Please face forward.
Yes!
First of all...
Kawago-chan!
Yes!
Kawago, open!
Yes!
I know!
Yes!
"Water"?
Yes!
Say it in English as much as you can.
"Snowpeople".
Isn't it?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
I don't know!
What is it?
It is often seen in places like India.
It is an illusion, isn't it?
It is an illusion...
What? Snow... It is a snowman!
I see!
The second hint is Miss No Joe's mission!
Cold!
I got it! Ice cream!
Too bad!
Oh, it's snow!
It's snow, it's snow!
Snow?
What did you think it was? Snow?
It's like it's falling...
That's snow, isn't it?
Didn't you know about snow?
At this age?
The next hint is Miss T's management!
Will it be correct soon?
Happy New Year!
At first, I thought it was something like this, but then it collapsed.
But I think it's better than I thought.
Winter!
By the way, how do you say it in English?
Like "a wonder"!
Winter!
Miss Maya!
Unfortunately, you were wrong in English, but you got it right with the third hint!
By the way, the rest of the hints for Nick were snow and Miss Kawago!
Nick, this is a bad hint!
Next up is Miss No Joe's challenge for the answerers!
What is it?
The next answer is...
Here it is!
Yes!
This is delicious, isn't it?
Is it delicious?
Sensei!
First, Miss Kawago's hint will be revealed!
Call!
It's correct, isn't it?
Is it correct?
Call?
Yes, there is also a meaning of "call".
Now, what will be the answer given by this hint?
Call?
Telephone?
Unfortunately, it's wrong!
Next, Miss Inoue's hint is...
Internet!
That's exactly right.
Is it right?
Now, what is the answer that is coming up from this hint?
Delivery!
I see!
Delivery!
I see.
Open!
Next, Miss Maya's hint is...
Chakumero?
The correct answer is chakumero!
Unfortunately, it's not correct.
Lastly, Nick's hint is...
Steve Jobs!
This is wonderful!
This is...
Steve Jobs!
Don't you know him?
Don't you know Steve Jobs?!
Isn't he someone you're really interested in?
It's not that I'm interested in him, but everyone knows him!
What do you think he does for a living?
I think he sells electrical appliances.
Electrical appliances?
Now, what is the answer that is coming up from the person who sells electrical appliances?
Miss Inoue, please answer!
Smartphone!
Correct!
It's difficult!
I knew it from Steve Jobs!
From the person who sells electrical appliances!
I knew it from Steve Jobs!
You're lying!
You didn't know Steve Jobs that much!
The next answerer is Miss Inoue!
Here is the hint man!
Are you ready?
Even if you don't see this word and wear it, you won't react!
Are you ready?
Now, Miss Inoue!
Whose hint do you want to see first?
Hmm, what should I do?
Then, Ami!
Oh, a farm!
Now, open the farm!
Healthy!
Now, what do you think, Miss Inoue?
Vegetables!
Vegetables...eh, salad?
What...what are you trying to say?
Vegetables, in English, salad...
This is difficult!
This is a problem!
Maybe I shouldn't have asked you!
You said vegetables, right?
Yes!
And with that...
Too bad!
Will this be the correct answer with the second hint?
Vegetables, in English...
Vegetables...
Miss Inoue, please give us your answer!
Salad!
Correct!
Miss Inoue, what a miracle!
By the way, the other two also wrote good hints!
Lastly, Miss Kawago will do the challenge!
The answer is...this one!
Are you ready?
It's this one!
Now, have you all written it down?
First, whose hint shall we look at?
Umm...Senia!
Open the hint!
Kitchen!
And now, please give us the answer!
Knife!
Too bad!
It's not a knife!
But it's true, it's "nice try"!
It's in the kitchen, right?
It was "nice try", but too bad!
The next hint is...Miss Maya!
Kitchen!
Now, kitchen!
Coming here, I didn't expect it to be "kitchen" two times in a row!
Will you know the answer with just this hint?
Please give us the answer!
"pan" (bread)
"pan"!
"frypan" (frypan)
I see!
Too bad!
It's wonderful and nice one, right?
And you answered "pan" correctly!
That's right, we asked her to say "pan" in English.
The next hint is "meth knowledge"! Please give us a good hint!
Open!
Stop fooling around!
Is "kawago" okay for you?
You can't do it with one stroke?
Yeah, you can't do it with one stroke.
I'm sorry!
Do your best!
Oh my God! Is there a miracle answer only in the kitchen?
Stove!
Too bad!
Oh, it's a stove.
It's not a stove!
There's only a stove in the kitchen!
Lastly, let's call on Nick's hint!
Oh!
Ding, ding, ding!
It's in the kitchen.
Ding, ding, ding!
That's how you write it.
That's how you write "onomatopoeia".
Ding, ding, ding!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Well, it's okay! He's saying like that!
It can't be helped! He's saying like that!
Well, then, Kawago, how is it?
Have you got it?
I've got it!
Oh, you've got it!
Well, then, Kawago, please give us the answer!
Microwave!
Yes!
Correct!
That's amazing!
I thought it was something that makes sounds,
and I thought it was a microwave that makes sounds in my house.
That's amazing!
You don't say "chin" in English, do you?
No, we don't.
We say "ding, ding, ding!"
"Chin" is Japanese.
It's "ding, ding, ding!"
The total points are...
7 points! You've cleared it!
You've cleared it!
Uh-oh!
You've cleared it!
Again, in the "Japanese is prohibited" discussion corner,
we'll have you decide who was least active.
As soon as you speak Japanese, you're out.
Of course, we've prepared a penalty game for you.
Now, let the discussion start!
I'm...
I'm number one native...
English.
Okay.
I'm...smile...down...
Hina, Ami, Sayu.
You used "down", didn't you, Haru?
You use "down", don't you?
More than anything else.
Aye!
Where are you looking at?
Ah, sorry!
Wee! Wee! Wee!
But you haven't spoken Japanese yet.
Hina...
Bad hint, bad hint, bad hint...
Miracle...answer.
I see!
Good English, right?
She used "miracle" very well.
I'm English negative number one.
You said that before. She already said that.
She already said that.
Who will be chosen as "the member" today?
Ms. Nojo.
What?
Nojo?
What?
For three reasons.
There are three reasons.
First reason was...
The first reason is...
When she was talking to God...
...today, it was hard to understand what she wanted.
Number two...
She only got one point in the game, right?
I think so.
And number three...
She can only say "I'm number one native speaker."
She's so cute!
So...
Nojo will be chosen as "the member," Ms. Nojo!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Today's penalty game is...
In English, Godzilla impersonation.
Alright, Nojo...
Are you ready?
Okay.
Can you stop getting angry?
Her lips are red.
She got her lips done...
...with a little bit of harshness.
Alright, Nojo...
Godzilla's impersonation, please!
Isn't it "suri" in Japanese?
Do you know Godzilla?
Godzilla has three fingers.
And he has three fingers up like this.
I thought you would apologize.
Apologize?
Because you have three fingers up like this.
I won't apologize.
That's all for this month's Nogi English.
What do you think, Inoue-san?
Do you think your English has improved?
I think it has.
You can't speak Japanese here.