AISubs v3.5
It's started! Non Diego!
For the first time, Yuri Saito is here as a guest!
Thank you for having me!
To be honest, I have a bad feeling about this.
Saito-san!
What? What's wrong?
What's wrong? That's what I want to know!
Isn't it really sunny here?
Yesterday, I took off my top and bottom pants.
And now, my pants are a little loose.
You took them off at the wrong timing!
I'm sorry!
But you have to talk!
But I can't talk at all!
Really?
Yes!
This is serious!
I think the fans will be fine.
Hey, you're underestimating the fans!
I'm not a fan!
Will you forgive me?
Yes, I'll forgive you.
It's like, "On the contrary, it's rare!"
What do you mean, "On the contrary, it's rare!"?
And with that, Nogi Eigo begins!
Nogi Eigo!
Please be a little negative!
No, I won't!
Please!
Sensei!
Don't go in front of the camera!
No one is calling me!
I'm Yuri Saito!
I'm a happy girl!
And...
Enjoy now time!
Wow, she's having fun!
She's having fun!
Sensei, it's rare for you to shake your head like that!
Positive! Positive!
Oh, positive!
Yay!
But you did it!
Yay!
You did it!
I'm glad, everyone!
Today, you did a good job!
Sensei!
Sensei, that's the worst thing you've done!
I'm glad!
From now on, the lyrics of a famous Japanese song will be announced in English.
The members will translate the English lyrics and guess what song it is.
Should I raise my hand as soon as I know it?
Yes, raise your hand and whisper it.
Don't let it go around you.
Kitano-san, you're full of motivation.
You've been motivated lately, haven't you?
What's up with you?
I'm learning.
Don't say that about me.
You're learning.
Here's the first line.
I'll read it slowly.
But it stopped shout, never to go again, when the old man died.
Now, think about it.
It's beautiful.
Hey, teacher!
Don't underestimate me!
Don't underestimate me, teacher!
Of course!
It's beautiful.
Thank you.
Does anyone know what it is?
I don't know!
Maybe it's not.
Correct!
I did it!
Isn't it amazing?
With that...
I know what it is!
With that...
I know what it is!
Correct!
Saito-san, where did you know it?
"Stopped" and "short" and...
and "when the old man died"
Can you translate it for me?
but it stopped shout
How do you translate it?
"shikashi" "tomatta" "tomatta" "desta" "ojiisan" "shinda"
"old man" "toshi wo totta" "dansei" "stopped shout"
That means...
I got it.
Let's start with Kago-san.
What is it, Kago-san?
I don't know. It's fun.
It's fun, so I got it.
That's correct!
If you got it right, you get a penalty.
Kano-san!
What did you say?
Please tell me later.
Later?
Please sit down.
I don't know if it's correct or not.
I know it, so can I ask you?
Please ask me.
Ah, this is...
To be honest, the answer is correct, but the title is completely different.
Later, later.
Here are the next lyrics.
- Right? - That's right.
- Sensei! Sensei! - No, no, no.
- You're thinking too much. - No, no, no.
- I see.
- Oh, I'm glad! - You should listen to the title.
- Then, wait a minute! - Yes, yes.
- It's the last one, right? - Yes, it's the last one, so let's say it.
Towards the camera.
- In a loud voice. One, two... - "Old Man's Watch".
- Huh? - Oh, I'm wrong.
- So... - Yes.
- If you all listen to it, you won't know the title. - That's right.
The title is a little...
Everyone is confused.
Wada-chan, you say the title, too.
- "Old Man's Old Watch". - "Old Man's Old Watch".
- I said it, didn't I? "Old Man's Old Watch".
- And... - Huh?
- Oh, it's "Old Man's Old Watch".
- Huh? I'm wrong. - No, no, no.
- I don't know. - Which one is it?
I think you all know it by now, but...
the correct answer is "Big Old Watch".
"Old Man Died", or "Tick-tack, Tick-tack", you know, right?
By the way, only Ms. Kitano was able to say the title correctly.
Congratulations!
Now, let's pick up a word from these lyrics and learn it.
- I'm sure you all know the word we're going to learn today. - Yes!
- "Never". You've heard of "never", right? - Yes.
A person who can say "never" in any situation.
- Yes! "Never give up". - Oh, that's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
- You've picked up a good point again, haven't you? - Yes.
- "Never say never". - Oh, yes, yes, yes!
- It's the same! - It's the same!
It's not fair if you don't even raise your hand!
You can say it as much as you like later.
A very famous expression is "never give up".
What does "never give up" mean?
I've already raised my hand.
- "Never give up"! - The exact opposite! The exact opposite!
- The exact opposite! - Non-chan, what does it mean?
- "Never give up"? - It means "don't give up"!
- That's why, when you go to the US, you say "Never give up"! - Is it about Keith Ayabe?
You should remember both "Never" and "Never say never" expressions.
Now, we will actually use this "never" to have a conversation.
Now, please choose a member and tell them what you absolutely don't want them to do.
Let's connect "never" with "what you don't want them to do".
"Never" "what you don't want them to do" "miss" "who who"
Now, please think about it.
"Never" "scary big voices" "speak" "miss" "kitano"
Did you understand what she said?
No, I understood it with "big voice".
Ah, "big voice".
She is loud.
Her voice is loud.
Yes, her voice is so loud that it's scary.
Sometimes, I'm curious about her loud voice.
Really?
She is quite energetic usually.
Is her voice that loud?
No, it's not like that.
No, it's loud.
It's loud and loud.
And she is very bright.
Her voice is loud and loud.
Certainly, when we, Kitano-san, are angry, we are often scolded by loud voices.
Certainly, that's right.
We all get angry.
But you are in a good mood today.
Yes, that's right.
Well, if you look at my mood, it's over.
Good job, Ms. No-joke.
However, it would have been better if you said "Never speak in a scary loud voice, Ms. Kitano".
Next up is Ms. Kitano. Here we go!
Ms. Kitano, it's your chance.
It would have been better if you said "Never speak in a scary loud voice, Ms. Kitano".
3, 2, 1, go!
Never
used
bath
towel
in
hunger
on
kakeru
"kakeru" is Japanese.
Very
very
uzai
Ms. My
father
Not "Ms."! "My"
father
That means don't hang up your father's used bath towel on a hanger, right?
Yeah, I'm really pissed off. I can't see my guts.
To your father
It would be nice if you could put the bath towels you used in the bath in the washing machine right away, or send them to the bathroom on the other side.
No, it's okay! We're family now, so it's okay, Dad.
I'm planning on drying that bath towel and using it that night. Maybe Dad will use it to reduce the amount of laundry.
But during the process of drying, you can smell your father's smell from the bath towel.
No, I won't after I take a bath!
It's a bit strange for both of them to be fathers.
Well, it was a little sad.
Please be nice to Meskitara to your father, okay?
By the way, hanging towels on hangers...
Just say "hang a towel on a hanger" and you'll get the message across!
Never...
Never...over...touch...me...all...Nogizaka46 members.
Never touch me?
Do you get touched that much?
Well, everyone is quite sticky.
Touched character?
No, no. Because we are girls.
There are quite a lot of girls, right?
Yes, yes.
Quite sticky.
Sticky girls.
I don't like being cornered that much.
You don't want them to touch you?
When I want them to touch me, they do it on their own.
So I don't want them to touch me.
That's right.
Is there anyone like that in this group?
I have an image of being "kitano" (northern)
I'm quite close to people.
Then please say that you are "kitano" (northern)
Yes, "kitano" (northern) and other members.
There are many claims.
I also work in a girls' school.
Everyone is quite sticky.
They hug each other.
Girls are like that.
I think it's unfair.
It's not like I want to be sticky with men.
It's suspicious.
No, it's not suspicious. I'm not like that.
It's all like that.
Don't push me!
It's so embarrassing.
But from what I heard,
the connection between women is not so good.
So, women touch bodies and say "we are friends".
So, the more you touch bodies, the less connection you have.
So, Nogizaka is thin.
OK, last up is Ms. Maya. Here we go!
Are you ready?
Go!
Never...my...
Triangle...
...the Ms. Kawago hand...
Ms. Kawago...
Are you ready?
What I want to say is...
When Ms. Kawago is doing like this,
she always puts her hand like this.
All of us...
We pay a lot of attention to it.
When Ms. Kawago puts her hand in a triangle,
she always puts her hand like this.
What is it for?
I feel attracted to triangles.
When Ms. Kawago puts her hand in a triangle,
I feel attracted to it.
I want to put my hand in it right now.
What is it for?
Triangle!
When I see a proper triangle, I do like this.
Stop it!
I want to do it.
But I hate circles.
What is it for?
I hate circles and it makes me uncomfortable.
When I stand in a circle, I feel uncomfortable.
Wow! Was there such a thing?
I don't know.
But when I see members or people who stand like this while walking in the city,
I feel uncomfortable.
Stop it!
Why?
It's strange.
In English, it may not have been connected.
So, never put your hand in the triangle here.
That's what you should have said, I think.
Never put your hand in the triangle.
Wanda-chan, say it one more time.
Put your hand in the triangle.
It's totally different.
It's like a teacher is making fun of you.
It's like a Japanese game.
Well, next.
This one is a little difficult.
I've never _______so_______to_ this is an expression I'd like to ask my boyfriend.
I have never done anything. So please do this.
That's what you should have said, right?
Well, actually, I don't know how to say "I" in Chinese.
So, I'll say "Real 100% American".
Nick, I'm from America.
She is her lover.
Wanda-chan!
Your face is red.
Don't be shy.
Wanda-chan!
She is very shy.
Now, let's ask Nick in English.
``I've never done so-and-so before, so please do this.''
Let's ask in English.
OK, first up is Miss Kitano.
Here we go!
Ah, Kitano, it's our date today.
Where do you want to go?
Yay!
He's in low spirits.
Poor Nick.
What do you want to do today? Where should we go?
Where should we go?
Teacher! She can't understand!
Where should we go?
Where do you want to go?
I've never "uyuni" enko.
I've never what?!
So, together "uyuni" enko.
Wait, wait, wait...
Wait, one more time. Very slow...
Slowly, please.
I've never go to "uyuni" enko.
"Uyuni" enko?
What's "uyuni" enko?
Mizumi?
Yeah.
"Uyuni" enko.
Oh...
Sky!
One more time! One more time!
One more time!
"Uyuni" enko.
Sky!
Sky?
Sky!
"Uyuni" enko.
It's "mizumi" enko, but "sky" is here.
Don't say it in Japanese!
She doesn't know Japanese!
Explain "mizumi" enko.
"Mizumi" enko...
Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!
"The sea"? "The ocean"?
"The sea"?
"The ocean" is fine.
"The ocean" is okay?
Ms. Kitano, never give up!
"Mizumi" is "lake".
"Uyuni" enko is "uyuni" "salt" "lake".
Okay, next up is Ms. Kawago. Here we go!
Kawago, it's a beautiful day today, huh?
Blue sky, it's very sunny. What do you want to do today?
I've never... I've never karaoke... son? karaoke?
So... so, go to... go to karaoke, favorite song, sing...
Me! Me! Me! Me!
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
I wanna dance to you like cha-cha-cha, you know?
- Okay, let's go! - Okay, start!
By the way, if you've never been to Doko Doko, say "I've never been to Doko Doko."
And if you're asked to take you there, say "take me to Doko Doko."
So, "I've never been to a karaoke place, so take me to a karaoke place."
- Why "cha-cha-cha"? - Why?
- It's my favorite song. - Oh!
- Do you know "I Won't Dance With You"? - But that song is...
- Do you like that song? - Yes, yes.
- Wasn't it a big hit in the United States? - No, I heard it in Japan.
- That's weird. - Yeah.
- You've been in Japan for such a long time. - No, no, no, I'm still young.
- That's from the '80s, right? - '80s, yeah, that's from the '80s.
- He understands everything in Japanese. - I don't know Japanese!
I don't know Japanese!
OK, next up is Ms. Nojo! Here we go!
- "Start. Your. Date." - Yes!
- Oh, it's raining hard today! - Hi!
- Don't get wet! - Where do you want to go?
- I've never been to... - Why do you always say "koshibai"?
- "I've never been to skydiving." - Skydiving?
- Skydiving, yeah. "So take me to..." - It's raining outside.
- "So take me to skydiving." - "So take me to skydiving."
- "Together." - "Together?" - "Yes."
- "I'm kind of scared to go skydiving." - "It's scary!"
- "No! Enjoy!" - "Really?"
- "Let's go!" - "Let's go!"
- "Yay!" - "Thank you."
- She's complimenting you. - Since you mentioned the situation,
wouldn't it be weird for you to go skydiving on a rainy day?
Since it's raining, I thought you had balloons.
- What's wrong with you?! - You're so cute!
- You won! You won! - You won!
- You're having fun, aren't you? - You're a real idiot couple!
- I thought you were dreaming. - I know, right?
- Saito-san, is your teeth okay? - Thank you! Thank you! Okay! Okay!
- Okay! Okay! - It's okay?
- What do you wanna do? - I've never been to Bungee Jump!
- So... - Are you okay?
- Take me to Macau, world number one? Number one? - Uh-huh.
- Take me... Jump! - That's cost a lot of money to take you all the way to Macau, right?
- Okay! Okay! Money! Money! Money! Money! - You have money?!
- Money! Money! Money! Money! - Really?! Okay! Okay!
- Okay! Alright! Let's go! - Let's go!
- Okay! - Yay!
- Good job! - Uh-oh!
- She said "Bungee Jump", but actually it's "Bungee Jumping"!
- Jumping?! - Jumping!
- Like skydiving... - Skydiving...
- Bungee Jumping! - Okay!
Even if you go abroad, you can use Bungee Jumping as it is!
Okay, last up is Miss Maya! Here we go!
- Oh, it's so cold! - It's really cold!
Let's go somewhere fast! It's really cold! I can't wait! Come on!
- Let's go! Where do you wanna go? You tell me! - I never drive!
- So, take me to... - Ocean!
- Oh, you wanna go to the ocean? - Ocean!
- You wanna drive to the ocean? - Yeah!
- Do you have a license? A driver's license? - Do you have a license?
- Do you have a driver's license? - Do you have a driver's license?
- Do you have a drive... - I don't have a driver's license!
- Drive? No?! - I can't drive! Can you drive?
- No! Fight! Fight! - Fight me!
- Please! She's crazy! Help! Help! - Crazy! Crazy!
- I understand her English, but I don't understand her mind! - Crazy!
You are crazy, Miss Wada!
By the way, was it better to say "I never drive" than "I never drive"?
So, here are the terms you can use for "never"!
If you remember them, you can have more conversations!
And the last thing we'll do today is...
Who's the masked man?!
"the member" means "the worst member", right?
That's right.
Today, we would like you to talk about "the worst member" in English.
In English, it's "the worst member".
We are looking for "the worst member".
This is a debate corner where you can't speak Japanese.
In the end, Nick will listen to the debate and decide who was the worst member.
However, if you speak Japanese, you will be called "the worst member" immediately.
Also, if you make a mistake and don't speak Japanese at all, you will be targeted, so please be careful.
Now, let's get started!
Discussion time, start!
Now, please speak.
Hina...
Super...
Hina, super...
Popular...
Super popular...
But...
Triangle...
English...
TV show...
My...
Hina...
Hina nice...
OK!
I see!
Did you understand?
I don't understand English.
Huh?
Me?
Me!
Very, very work good.
I...
I'm...
Very... fight... I'm very fight...
She tried hard.
I'm a city thug.
It's none of my business!
It's not my business!
Okay, I'm sorry.
Are you making fun of me?!
Guest... interesting face...
Job... work... work... work...
Guest... interesting face... idol...
No, no, no, no...
I'm...
No giego... everyone... number one... enjoy!
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
No, no, no, no, no...
I'm number one...
What?!
Number one charming!
No, no, no, no...
Charming...
No, no, no, no...
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I'm beautiful English.
Oh, you are beautiful English.
Number one!
No, I'm...
But she has good pronunciation.
Oh, she had good pronunciation.
Yeah.
I think you have very good pronunciation.
Thank you.
I'm number one!
That's all she said.
Then tell her who was bad.
Because you know it best.
Scary... scary... smile, smile, smile...
Scary... smile, smile, smile...
Smile, smile...
Difficult...
Oh, my goodness!
You just used Japanese!
What?!
She said... difficult... difficult!
She said... difficult!
Oh!
Difficult...
So, the member is decided!
Because Nishi said it!
You said... difficult!
Difficult!
You said...
You said... difficult! Difficult! Difficult!
The penalty game for Miss No Joy, which has been decided by the members, is impersonation of foreign talents.
They will do their best at impersonating foreigners who drew lottery tickets.
Please draw only one.
Is it OK?
Then, please announce the penalty game. Who is it?
Michael Jackson!
Is it "moonwalk"?
No, you know, you have to do something like "talking voice" or something like that.
"Talking voice"!
Then, Miss No Joy, please show us the penalty game!
3, 2, 1, action!
I'm a thriller, thriller night!
Poor thing!
I'm a thriller, thriller night!
Poor thing!
Were you going to show us?
No, I wasn't.
You just had a thick brain.
I was serious.
Don't turn your back to the camera.
I was embarrassed.
But how was it?
The dance was so good.
The dancing was very good.
Dancing is your main job.
Let's decide today's MVP.
Today's MVP is...
Kawago-san!
She was the most active today.
She was different from usual.
Excuse me.
I've been on TV for a long time.
I'm sorry.
Now, I'm going to show you the DVD magazine I made.
It's not good to say "study", but it's a fun DVD, so please watch it.
Thank you!