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AKB48 Zero-yen Project!
Shiroichi, how was it last time?
I was surprised to see that it was quite popular.
I think it's hard to deny it, but in that sense it's good.
This program is brought to you by AKB48 Group Video Warehouse 17 and sponsored by you.
Excuse me, everyone!
Please book us or AKB48!
Please book us!
Book you...
Book you, is it?
For one month, we'll be working without any pay, so please watch AKB48...
Are you really not getting paid?
Not at all! Not a single cent!
What's going on?
This time, Onishi and Kubo will be booking producers for travel shows, medical shows, and game shows!
First up is Hideki Kodaira, who is in charge of "You! What are you going to do in Japan?" and "The Healing House Where Suzy Is Found".
You! What are you going to do in Japan?
I can't speak English, but I can introduce myself in Tagalog.
Tagalog?
I'd love to hear you speak Tagalog.
My name is Onishi Momoka.
We don't know how many days we'll be filming.
If we can't film it, we'll have to do it for three days.
I think it's pretty tough.
We'll do it no matter how many days it is.
In addition, Kubo has something she'd like to appeal to "You! What are you going to do in Japan?" as a reporter.
My cousin has been living in America for a long time...
I'd like you to teach me English.
It's more of a show if you interview your cousin in America when you come to Japan.
That's the topic of my cousin's show.
That's the topic of your cousin's show.
That's not what I meant.
I don't care about my cousin.
Your cousin is the main topic.
I don't need my cousin's position.
Your cousin is the main topic, and you just jump right in.
You can speak English, right?
Could you introduce yourself in English and praise your cousin in English?
Hello! My name is Satone Kubo.
You... Kodaira-san...
I...
Mmm...
Good job!
Oh, wow!
How was it?
I'm embarrassed.
Is this what you do?
You don't do it until you're asked to do it.
Kodaira-p is vulnerable to pressure.
This time, she's going to change her target and attack it!
I'm usually sensitive.
And...
I'm prone to insomnia.
And...
I have low blood sugar.
And...
I have light-skinned skin.
I have a lot of these, but...
I'm okay with transgenic lentogen.
You just said "lentogen", didn't you?
But it's not like that.
You're going to stab the camera into the anus and shoot the colon.
Are you okay with that?
I'm totally fine with it!
Wow!
That's amazing!
If you said "lentogen", does that mean you've succeeded in booking it, Kodaira-san?
Well...
There's a lot of room for it.
Really?!
Wait, don't clap yet!
This time, you'll get a month's worth of zero yen!
Naira-san!
Will you book me, Sato-chan and AKB48 members?
I will consider it positively.
No, no, no.
What? What? What?
Today, we are inviting someone who has authority.
Please don't say "I will consider it positively", Godaira-san.
Godaira-san, what else did you say and what else did you say?
I'm doing fireworks, but Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival has been canceled.
So we have a plan to raise fireworks from another venue and let everyone see them.
You like fireworks, don't you, Onishi-san and Kubo-san?
Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
I want to see it!
Due to COVID-19, summer festivals and fireworks festivals have been canceled.
I couldn't feel summer and I felt lonely.
Kubo-san, you're not interested in fireworks at all, are you?
No, I do fireworks with my friends every year.
You do it?
You do it, don't you?
Appeal failed!
Next is Kimura-ken, who is in charge of many travel varieties such as Saturday specials.
I have a lot of things I want to say.
As an appeal point, I'm confident in my walking stamina.
How many kilometers have you walked in your life so far?
I'm from Nara Prefecture, but the station I want to go to is very far away.
It was about seven or eight kilometers away.
I walked it.
It's about 30 kilometers away.
It's a rural area.
What kind of position is Takashi in?
Kubo-san, why don't you give us some PR?
I've been doing a program called "Walking in the Village" on AKB's official YouTube channel.
I go to Chinese restaurants, eat meat buns, and do food reports.
I'm a little confident in food reports.
Then you go to Nikko and eat Yuba.
Yuba is difficult.
Kubo-san, Yuba is sold when it's hot.
Pay attention to that and react a little.
Understood.
Wow, it looks warm.
Then I'll eat it.
It's hot!
It warms me up!
It's very delicious!
Please try it, everyone!
How was it, Mr. Selection?
Isn't it quick adoption?
But I can't tell you the taste.
Yuba doesn't have a difficult taste.
And this is the most important thing.
Are you okay, uncle?
I'm fine.
I'm not kidding.
It's mostly your response.
I think you're 62 years old.
I love you all, too.
Don't call me uncle.
Let me show you.
You've been walking for 20 kilometers and you're in a bad mood.
The search engine will tell you, "I'm tired, so let's stop recording here today."
Can you raise this uncle's tension?
Yes, I understand.
You've been walking for 20 kilometers and you're in a bad mood.
The search engine will tell you, "I'm tired, so let's stop recording here today."
Can you raise this uncle's tension?
You can't walk anymore, can you?
I can still walk.
You said earlier that you love me, didn't you?
So I wanted to walk with you, Mr. Selection.
Can you walk a little more?
I see.
This kind of tension makes me happy with you, Mr. Tagawa.
That's amazing.
In addition, the search engine will show you how responsive you are to your uncle.
The situation is...
You're traveling by bus.
You've been sleeping for too long.
You're telling your uncle to go home.
Look at me!
Can you walk me to the next destination, Mr. Kubo?
Walk you?
I'm here again.
Huh? You're not there yet?
I'm almost there.
Come on, you can't make it today, can you? You can't reach the goal, can you?
Huh? Why not?
Just quit it.
I'm right next to you like this...
Oh, I'm at the finish line.
I'm here, too, so let's do our best together!
Oh, come on!
It's okay! Look! Over there! Over there!
There's a bird! Let's go!
There's a bird...
I see!
And you know what else is important?
Yes?
Is New York okay for you?
For me, it's totally fine!
Really?
Can you go to the hot spring?
Mr. Detective, she's strong.
But you're okay with eunuches, too, right?
Eunuches... I'm getting better and better at it!
Sumida-san, could you please talk about the show "akb48" and "onishi" and "sato-chan"?
Okay, I'll talk about it.
You did it!
Thank you!
Congratulations, Detective!
The title appeals to Producer Yuichiro Iwashita, who is in charge of "Yarisugi City Legend" and "game variety show" "aryoshi"!
The members of "akb48" are e-sports members and gamers.
Yukari Sasaki, Shizuka Ohya, Hinako Okuhara, Ayane Takahashi, and Sayuna Hama.
There are many other members who are good at games.
I have something to say about it.
My brother has been to a national game competition.
The same blood as my brother's is flowing.
Maybe if you play a game, you'll be able to show off your talent.
Hmm...
Shh!
I don't know.
I didn't know that AKB had such a game.
I'll look it up.
Thank you very much!
After hearing the producer's response,
Onishi felt a response!
With this momentum, he also appeals to "Yarisugi Urban Legend" cast!
When I was in elementary school,
I had my own elementary school fantasy.
What?
I was so absorbed in it that I could even think of it myself.
I love urban legends!
Is there any urban legend you can show us now?
One of the urban legends I made in elementary school.
For "Yarisugi Urban Legend" cast,
Onishi appeals with his own urban legend!
Yes, it's an urban legend from when I was in elementary school.
There was a girls' bathroom on the third floor of my elementary school on the east side.
There's a long corridor to the girls' bathroom.
There's footprints on the ceiling of the corridor.
Someone might have thrown a top roll up and got it dirty.
But there was no dirt at all.
I didn't know why there were five top roll footprints.
The footprints were pointing towards the girls' bathroom.
That's why I think there might be someone like that in my school.
Believe it or not, it's up to you.
Wow, that's amazing.
Have you ever heard of "sakasa hanako"?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Oh, that's great.
Yes.
In addition, Kubo also...
This is what I heard from an AKB senior.
There is an AKB theater in Akihabara.
One day, I heard from a senior that if you stand in front of number three, you will definitely get injured.
I've heard it from a few people, and even among the members, it's becoming a little rumor.
There is a rumor that there may be something in the third person in front of you.
Believe it or not, it's up to you.
I was really drawn in.
I think you're really good.
Mr. Iwasuta, Mr. Onishi, Ms. Sato, and AKB48 members.
Would you like to appear in it?
AKB's power is amazing.
I have a lot of feelings, and I'd like you to consider it positively.
This time, he didn't lose blood, but he got three positive considerations.
You have a sales power.
If we could do business directly, it would probably be better not to go through the office's business.
I feel like there's no escape route.
It's amazing how much sales power you have.
I'm happy.
The balance between the two of you is very good, and I've learned a lot.
I've heard that you're going to look into AKB or consult with them.
It was really good.
Next up is...
Let's do it 50,000 times.
Hiroyuki, it's not a fight, but how about this video?
An ex-mujintou member's mujintou project has blown up and is now empty.
In order to fill in the gap, they will make a video in a hurry for one day and zero budget.
It's a project that the program producer, Takae, came up with.
I'd like to call out Takae right away.
Takae.
Thank you for having me.
Hiroyuki, do you have an image of Takae?
A little...
It's like someone with a wrong screw on their head.
What is the project you came up with this time?
Look at me silently.
That's the project we came up with.
All the members have to do is stare at the viewers silently.
When we did "zero yen project", we couldn't see the producers directly.
But we made a scene where we stare at them silently because it's a recording.
And more than we expected, we were able to book a lot of people.
I thought people would like it if we stared at them silently.
So, "look at me silently" was suddenly released the other day.
We did six people because of the length of the video, but we only have about two people.
Yeah, no one can do it.
This time, we're going to do two things that we received from the viewers in the stream.
First of all, mouth-to-mouth pair.
Everyone, don't look away!
Don't look away until the end, okay?
This is embarrassing.
Embarrassing.
Cute.
Cute, cute.
Cute.
I like it.
But it's cute. It's cute here, so it's okay.
Yeah, it's cute.
You have a strong personality.
It's cute. It's cute and it's a voice of your heart.
It's not long.
It's not long, is it?
It's too late.
I'm cute today, too.
Wow, my face is cute today.
Huh? I'm not cuter than yesterday.
Huh? I said my face was worth 76 million yen, but isn't it 1 million yen?
Actually, I'm definitely 1 million yen.
I've got my bangs out today and I'm wearing cute clothes.
I'm perfect today, aren't I?
Everyone, I hope you like me all the time.
Kyuronan!
I thought it was amazing that we could make a project where we use cute girls as material to make people laugh without having to be greedy.
Oh, that's a good one.
Next is Macharin and Kobayashi Pair.
Everyone, please don't look away!
Don't look away from me!
It's a little dark from above.
The light is good, too.
One minute is this.
I don't want to see it anymore.
And when you're doing it, you can't see the screen, can you?
That's why it's scary, isn't it?
On the contrary, it looks like a torture when you're looking at it.
It's cute.
One minute is a long time, isn't it?
Well, but...
I'm the last one.
Even in the comments...
It's cute.
I'm a professional after all.
It's done.
Well, on my screen...
Well, I think I have a picture.
But...
The other five people who were doing it earlier...
Are they okay?
Earlier...
One person is enough
I said something like that.
This...
I'm the only one who can use it, right?
I'm done with this.
Everyone...
In the end...
Who was used...
Watch the broadcast, okay?
I'm doing my best to watch it, but...
It's funny that Atereko's personality is bad.
Next, one more project.
Catch Copy Championship
We idols have one copy.
If you were Manaka Tabuchi...
Yes.
In the middle of your eyes...
Manaka!
Manaka Tabuchi, 17 years old, 3rd year of high school.
Do you have all of them?
If you want to make it, you make it.
Oh, I see.
If I don't want to make it, I make it.
If you like it, you will use it for your personal channel, right?
What?
Among the six people who thought about it,
Ms. Hiroyuki will reveal her favorite work at the end of the show.
The catchphrase that Ms. Kawahara came up with is...
Live stream, alcohol, yes, ronpa.
Well, this is a one-man show, but...
Team R of ronpa, Hiroyuki Koto and Hiroyuki Mishimura.
I haven't woken up and said "ronpa" for about 15 minutes.
I've never said "ronpa" myself.
I think it's a little strict.
Next up is "marchaling".
Will "marchaling world" be able to catch up with Hiroyuki, who has just woken up?
My first person is me. I'm sorry for my habit of talking back.
Hello, I'm Hiroyuki. I'm from Sagan in Paris.
I was Sagan until two years ago, but now I'm in Ugan.
I'm sorry for my habit of talking back.
I didn't even realize it myself.
What is the catchphrase of AKB48's cheerleader Kouan Shimobuchi?
Hello, I'm going to solve everyone's problems with a big heart.
I like you all, but...
Yes, a smile is a charm point. Use my LINE stamp.
I'm Hiroyuki Koto and Hiroyuki Mishimura of AKB48 Team A.
Wow, that's big.
Please do it. Please pretend you're an idol.
I don't think I'll be an idol for the rest of my life.
You'll be one from now on.
What is Hiroyuki's catchphrase for Hiroyuki, who will never be an idol?
I came from Nishimura.
I'll pick up where I can argue and scatter like snow.
N-h-u-f-o-u-t-e-i-t, I'm Hiroyuki Nishimura, and I'm in charge of pronouncing.
Nice.
There's a full name in the catchphrase.
All you have to say is, "My full name is Hiroyuki Nishimura," right?
You don't have to say, "I'm from Nishinomura."
It's like, "I'll pick up where I can argue and scatter like snow."
"I'll pick up where I can argue and scatter like snow" doesn't sound like a good word.
What is Hiroyuki's catchphrase for Hiroyuki, who will never be an idol for the rest of his life?
When you say 'wide,' you mean my heart.
When you say 'snow,' you mean a sweet smile like snow.
I'm 44 years old and I'm from Kanagawa Prefecture and I'm good at arguing.
I'm Hiroyuki Nishimura, aka the official older brother of AKB.
Nice to meet you.
So you're doing all of this on your own, right?
But you do live streams, don't you?
So when you say, "When you say 'wide,' you mean my heart."
I think it's nice to get involved with you.
So far, we haven't found a catchphrase you like.
How about Yumoto?
She's my girlfriend or wife or wife or wife.
I love my wife. I'm Hiroyuki.
This isn't an introduction, is it?
It's like "let me say something", and I feel like I'm getting further and further away from making a catchphrase.
I'm thinking about it with that image in mind.
By the way, which one of Hirueki-san's was the best?
It's "safety", so I thought Macharin-san's was the safest.
Well then, please say your catchphrase with all your heart.
"One-person phrase is too much", "I'm sorry for my mouth habits", "Hello, I'm Hirueki".
This program was brought to you by the sponsors of "AKB48 Group Video Warehouse 17".
Next week, Maho Omori will be the producer of a music program and negotiate a booking.
The kittens are coming more and more.
"Nemoha's Room" will be released on September 29th!
The music video has been released!
And the dance version was really cool!
Remember and let's dance together!
Thank you!
"Nogizaka ni Kosaremashita" is being distributed by Parabi, a video distribution service!
In addition, Parabi's original "Why did you become an idol?" is also being distributed independently!