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Good morning. Oh, it's you, Hiroki-san.
Among AKB members, I think I'm the only one who doesn't do this.
Wow, what's this?
You're doing well today.
I think I'll do well today, too.
After this, I want you to look at me as an idol, so please look only at me, okay?
I'll go now! I'll go now!
Okay, everyone, let's check the MC!
Oh, she's doing it!
Wow, that's amazing!
About 7 points.
Wow!
I think Yoshimoto should join instead of AKB.
Even though it looks good, she's willing to throw it all away and make it funny.
I thought Yoshimoto would shine more.
If you make it funny, you'll get customers.
I'll be an idol first.
A really big TV station, Nittere, is trying to make an AKB48 show on BS.
Speaking of TV stations, there's no chance that TV Tokyo will compete with BS Nittere and win.
Therefore...
Ms. Hiroyuki, why did you choose to host this show?
When you offered me this show, I thought it was weird.
I've mentioned about AKB48 members as "facepalm 48" before.
But they don't usually say that.
The good thing about AKB is...
I don't know what you're talking about.
But if you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
If you tell me to do it, I'll do it.
But I haven't been able to do it because you haven't told me to do it.
The good thing about AKB is...
Some members have this kind of personality.
So I want you to show everyone your personality.
I'll do it.
Thank you.
Ms. Hiroyuki, please take good care of me.
Are you still "facepalm 48"?
For Ms. Hiroyuki who said "AKB48 facepalm 48" for the first time...
You can love AKB48!
I'm sorry for saying rude things.
What is it? Can you explain it?
AKB48 needs something to shine brighter.
It's "anti-massacre".
Oh, you're saying scary things.
It's not scary to say "massacre".
It means that anti-facepalm 48 will love AKB48.
"Anti-massacre".
We will make Ms. Hiroyuki who said "facepalm 48" love AKB48.
I'm anti-massacre.
Nice to meet you.
You are anti-massacre.
I think anti-massacre people are interested in AKB48, but they don't like it.
I wasn't interested in AKB48 at all.
I'm not an anti-massacre anymore!
I wanted to be an actress in the first place, and when I started thinking about it, AKB's 13th season audition happened to be held, so I really want to be an actress.
When I graduate from AKB, I'd like to try being an actress.
I really like acting, and I do it two or three times a week.
I can also express myself like that.
So, first of all...
This time, we're going to shoot a heart-pounding video that will make you like it even if you're anti- massacre.
Then, Hiroyuki, don't be embarrassed and tell us honestly if you like it.
Yes, I'll do my best.
Let's start with the second one.
I'm going to make you like it with my unique charm as a high school student.
You're cute.
You're strong, JK.
JK alone is amazing.
That's right.
Oh, I'd like to ask you something, Hiroyuki- sensei.
May I?
Do you ever use math as a route in your private life?
No.
Then why do you call Twitter "Twitter" on Twitter?
Well, I don't have many friends.
Among the members, there are only three of us.
In private, there are only two of us.
It's weird to have less friends.
Right?
I'm glad I consulted with Ms. Hiroyuki.
I like you very much. Thank you, Ms. Hiroyuki.
So cute!
She's not like that at all.
She's smiling a little, isn't she?
It's like reading a book.
If she can't act,
she can't act at all,
so it's better for her not to talk,
her eyes, facial expressions and movements
to be cute.
She's looking for the cutest expression in front of the mirror.
She's doing it in her house.
I think she'll have more fans
if she can show various cute expressions for about 20 seconds.
I see.
I'd like to try it.
I don't think I'm suitable for it.
Not yet.
Out of 10 points, you got 4 points.
I'm sorry for saying harsh things to high school students.
I'm angry.
Next is...
Ms. Hiroyuki, you like easy-to-understand girls, don't you?
Look at this and fall in love with me!
She's wearing an OL-like outfit.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's so real.
Are you still doing it?
Really? I'm glad.
I bought a beer, would you like to join me?
It's so real.
Thank you for your hard work.
You look like you're in a hurry.
Wow, you're an adult.
Cheers!
Thank you for your hard work.
You're a good drinker.
One more, please.
You're a great drinker.
I'm not a drinker.
You're welcome.
I'll have some, too.
It's a little different.
It's delicious.
I can't drink it at all.
It was daytime, so I should have drunk it.
But isn't it delicious to drink like this together?
Isn't it most important to drink and drink with someone?
You're selfish.
I'm used to this kind of thing.
By the way, Hiroyuki, what do you think of A.K.A.B.?
That's right.
You don't seem interested.
But there are quite a few cute girls.
I'm embarrassed.
Me, too.
You're mean!
Hiroyuki, take a good look at me.
Are you still going to say hello to me?
By the way, Hiroyuki, do you have someone you like?
I see.
Do you know who I like?
Secret.
I want to go home.
Why don't you say you want to know?
I want to go home.
It was very real.
It's very realistic.
How about you, Hiroyuki?
Well, if I'm working alone, I want to finish my work as soon as possible.
If there is someone who comes and drinks beer, I think it's really annoying.
What are you doing here?
Speaking while looking at the camera itself requires a lot of skill.
Because it's not a human face.
I think there is a skill in speaking only by looking at the camera.
I've been going to a place where I really like that skill.
Out of 10 points, it's 6 points.
Next is this person.
Hiroyuki is a torture?
Here it is.
What is "torture"?
It's northern purple.
I will do my best to leave an impression of Hiraiki-san.
This will definitely leave an impression of Hiraiki-san.
Look at this.
Stop it.
Please forgive me.
This is bad.
Please forgive me.
I really don't know anything.
I don't know about your own talent.
I really don't know anything.
Hiraiki-san, tonight, you were selected as..
the first person in the class with elementary school and high school grads.
I can't do it!
Thank you for practicing your role of being tortured in the next scene.
It's really easy for you to act with Hiroyuki-san, right?
But if it's Hiroyuki-san, can I be tied up?
Saki-chan!
Wow!
I've done more than a dozen works so far, but there are so many special roles.
I've also played roles that torture me.
How is it?
First of all, when you show something like this, it's important how you show it and how you act until you show it.
First of all, when you say "torture", people won't be surprised anymore, right?
That's right.
So it's better to think about how you show it because it's more shocking if you say it quietly like "there's nothing interesting about it".
I see.
Out of everyone's usual comments, you caught everyone's attention and your idea was really good.
Out of 10 points, it's 7 points.
By the way, Hiroyuki-san, what do you think of this kind of woman?
No, I thought she was beautiful.
She's beautiful!
The first half of the game is over.
Next, what do you usually polish?
It's the same for acting on stage.
I want people to see and feel it, and I hope I can deliver what I can leave in my heart.
Recently, I've been working more and more on stage.
I'm working hard in both idol and actress fields.
I have a feeling that I want to be an actress in the future.
What do you want to be when you become an actress?
I want to be myself.
It's fun to play a completely different personality.
I've always wanted to be an actress.
I like Takemi-san.
At the time, I thought she was wonderful.
I think it's fun to feel the most rewarding.
At the same time as I thought about it, I was praised by my fans for their great acting skills, so I'm proud of it now.
This program is brought to you by AKB48 GROUP VIDEO WAREHOUSE's 17.
You all have beautiful faces.
That's not what you said earlier.
No, no, no!
No, it's not like that.
What do you think, Hiroyuki? She's cute, isn't she?
I think she's cute, but if you're going to do this kind of work, you'd better be aware of what you're going to do to the camera, like putting a little oil on your head.
I'll be careful now.
First of all...
I'm going to drop Hiroyuki in an act.
Oh, no!
Wow!
Hiroyuki, you definitely cheated!
No, if you didn't change the programming, you wouldn't be able to move like that!
You're cheating!
You think I'm still in AKB, don't you?
You think I don't want to play games with me, who is called a veteran by everyone, don't you?
You're cute.
Oh, wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
When I'm next to Hiroyuki, I want to be a veteran more than anyone else!
You're cute!
Five out of ten!
Well, if you really like games, you can understand that you can't modify computer programs with fighting games.
So, if you look at that, you can tell that this person is not so familiar with games.
But Mr. Yukaruri really loves games, doesn't he?
That's right!
Although you like games so much, you make it work negatively, so it's a little wasteful.
I understand.
Next is...
Face ratio 48! I'll do my best!
That's not true!
Bread again?
If you eat bread every day, your nutrition balance will deteriorate, won't it?
It's a magical cause.
It's cute.
It started again.
It really looks like it.
It's trying to sit down and do something again.
You're worried about Mr. Hiroyuki, aren't you?
Shall I make you a lunch box for Mr. Hiroyuki from tomorrow?
It's cute.
Why is it?
It smells good.
It's cute.
I've heard a lot of things about you, Fune-chan.
Well...
That's your impression of me, isn't it?
Well...
I don't hate it, but...
No...
Not really...
Wow!
For this VTR...
While discussing with the staff...
We came up with the content...
Momoka Onishi-chan...
From the beginning...
She wrote the script herself.
Wow!
Out of 10 points...
She got 7 points.
Wow!
She wrote it herself!
Congratulations!
She wrote the book herself...
And she uses dialects...
If you have a lot of people like 48 people...
They get buried, don't they?
So...
In order for the dialects to be conveyed...
I think it was good for her...
To make it so that people could see...
That this is her weapon.
Wow!
By the way...
I'll say it again...
There are more than 48 people!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for not remembering it properly!
Next...
AKB48's underdog...
I'm going to do whatever I want with you, Hiroki- san!
This is fun!
Thank you for your hard work!
Hiroki-san!
Would you like to watch the concert video now?
Thank you very much!
I like watching videos with you, Hiroki-san!
You always give me good advice!
It's started!
Wow!
It's delicious!
Hey!
Instead of eating a delicious stick...
Watch the video properly!
It went well here, didn't it? What do you think?
Delicious stick...
I told you! Don't try to eat a delicious stick! I'm serious! Watch the video properly!
I'll take it!
I think you had a good expression here, didn't you? What do you think?
Delicious stick...
Do you really think so? You only look at a delicious stick! Please watch it properly!
I made a mistake here, didn't I?
It's frustrating!
Do you want to go out with me?
What? Why?
It's a sudden development!
You just said it!
From now on, please take care of me as my boyfriend!
You can't!
You're cute!
You're so cute!
Unfortunately, it's four out of ten points!
You're strict!
As for how to shoot a video, it's a delicious stick and a face.
The time when you show your face and the time when you show your delicious stick don't change much, do they?
But the camera work has never been decided by the staff!
I know you complain about it, but viewers judge you based on it, no matter how bad the staff is.
I see.
So, there are actresses who are particular about it and directors who are particular about it and are noisy even if they are hated by the staff,
but it is better to say clearly what you want people in the world to see.
I understand. I will say it strongly from the next time.
Next is...
I think we were able to create a very realistic situation with Ms. Hiroyuki Moshimo.
Please look forward to it.
It's rare to see you dressed like that.
That's right.
Good morning, Ms. Hiroyuki.
Zoom?
Yes, that's right.
I have something to discuss with you, so can you stay here after the meeting is over?
Thank you very much.
See you later.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, thank you for staying.
I'd like to ask you for advice.
I've always said I want to have a regular job in my hometown.
That's where I thought about it.
I thought about the title myself.
I'll tell you the first one.
Hitaomoshiro TV
How is it?
That's a great title.
How about the next one?
Miyumiru TV
Can you shoot a program for me?
Are you going to work?
The regular position I'm aiming for is next to you.
Oh, no.
She's been confessed.
It was cute.
Because I'm a remote person, I thought there were a lot of things like this.
And I've only met Hiroyuki-san remotely.
I thought it would be realistic if it was like this.
Five out of ten points.
Oh, but it was good.
If it's a remote setting, I think it would have been better to say it remotely until the end.
In the middle of the program, there was a picture taken from inside the room.
It's like there's someone in the room.
Doesn't it have anything to do with me?
But after this...
I'm Mimitsu Fukuta, representative of Team 1 and Hyogo Prefecture.
I'll definitely make Hiroyuki-san mellow.
Oh, I see.
If you melt it like this, it melts.
Can I ask you a question that has nothing to do with it?
What is your hobby?
Oh, games! I see! I like games, too!
What kind of games do you like?
Oh, like "Super Mario Bros."
Hmm...
No, no, I like "2." "2." I don't think I'll play "1."
What kind of games do you like?
Oh, "Blade"...
Oh... Hmm...
The cover is pretty cool, isn't it?
Oh, of course! No, I've played it.
I don't think you'll play it.
Huh? That's not true.
I just wanted to know a little about you, but you say that.
Do you hate me that much?
Oh, well, if you get more than 90 points in the next test, will you be interested in me a little?
Yes, that's enough.
I'm always honest with you, aren't I? I'll take you in a direction you don't know.
I'll definitely get 100 points in the next test. If you get 100 points, please go on a date with me.
It's a promise. I promise you.
Cute.
Oh, my God. I withdrew.
Cute.
Eight out of ten points.
Oh, my God.
In the story, you can mix angry, sad, happy, and various expressions.
In some ways, you're good at making settings, so I thought you couldn't be underestimated.
However, if you sell high school girls, their value will drop after high school.
If you sell your young age, the older you get, the lower your value will be.
So I think you should try to sell things that are cute, have acting skills, and don't age.
Then I'd like to take this uniform out of the trash can today.
But after this, there's a shocking development.
Did you notice my wink?
What? Isn't that super old-fashioned?
If you don't overdo it, your life will work out.
Then I'll pick it up.
Ten points?
One point.
This program is brought to you by AKB48 GROUP VIDEO WAREHOUSE 17.
Nine points out of ten.
It was an edgy video, wasn't it?
If you look closely, there are a lot of cute girls.
If you look closely, there are cute girls everywhere.
We've been doing it for more than 1,000 days.
Anyone can do it for 21 days.
They were brought to Nogizaka.