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Let's go all the way to the banana in the construction of Nogizaka46 that just started!
Let's go to Nogizaka46!
She's sleeping!
Is she sleeping?
What?
At last...
Huh?
What? Three of them are awake.
She's awake.
Is it over?
Yes!
Okay!
I don't know why, but please announce today's project!
Let's go!
Yoda Land!
8 years and half retired, Yoda has finally graduated.
Let's do what Yoda wants to do!
Yoda said this opening with a futon, didn't he?
Yes!
What is it?
I want to have a night of school trip.
I see.
Did you want to enjoy it?
I wanted to enjoy it with everyone.
Also, everyone, Ronty, did Yoda design for everyone?
Yes!
Wow!
What does Yoda say?
I'm 3 centimeters.
3 centimeters?
Um, next to me is 3 meters tall.
Hahaha!
I see!
Yoda is playing with you.
It's messed up!
What is it? Can you make it easily?
Yes, you can. You can choose color, size, and so on.
Wow!
Did Yoda make it for you?
Yes!
Today, Yoda is wearing an original T-shirt with a word for everyone for this day.
What is it?
It's "kobun".
"Kobun"!?
I think it looks like "kobun".
Hahaha!
But, there is "oyabun" here.
I actually like "oyabun".
Oh, you like "oyabun"!
Wow!
There is "oyabun" and "kobun" here!
So, from Yoda's point of view, it looks like "kobun"?
Yes, it does.
Are you happy with "kobun"?
I'm determined to "kobun"!
I see!
Hey! "oyabun"!
I see!
Are you happy with "oyabun"?
I'm not happy with "oyabun".
Hahaha!
"oyabun", you say!
But...
Next, Aji.
"shizuna".
Huh?
"shizuna"!?
Hahaha!
That's good!
The gray "lonti" and a small "kizuna"!?
Hahaha!
That's good!
The "kizuna" is thin!
This "kizuna" is thin!
That's another point!
"kizuna" is very convenient!
"kizuna", you say!
I'm happy with it!
That's good!
Listen to "io.g.com"!
Hahaha!
Thank you for making it for us, too!
That's right!
Thank you!
What is this!?
Hahaha!
Wow!
What is the best part of it!?
Wow!
Huh? Is this a product name!?
Hahaha!
What is a product name!?
Is this also a complete bad thing!?
At first, I was thinking of making it "buta" (pig) but...
But "buta" is bigger!
Hahaha!
I'm sorry for adding "kuro" (black) but...
What is this?
Speaking of you, Himura-san...
Yoda-san always says that.
I thought it suits you very well.
I thought "buta" (pig) was written on it but...
I didn't say anything.
What is this? What is "chuuni" (middle-aged man)?
He has a middle-aged man's heart.
Ah, I see.
Like a middle-aged man's face.
It's good, isn't it?
Even if I become an old man, I can't help it.
"Chuuni"? "Chuuni" (middle-aged man's heart)
It's interesting.
Bananaman-san was worried about it the most.
I wasn't worried about it!
Don't lie!
It was decided at first!
Among all of us!
So, this time...
Yoda will win if he earns points and wins in the game he wants to play.
However, if Yoda fails in the game...
It's all a penalty game because of his own hope.
So, you want to play a penalty game, don't you?
When I joined Nogizaka46...
Everyone plays a penalty game or pray for a hit or do something harsh.
But I realized that there aren't many scary things.
Yoda is called "crazy Yoda".
I want to find out what is the scariest thing here.
Why do you want to do such a thing in the end?
So, first of all...
Yoda will play the game he wants to play.
Himura-san, please!
Here we go!
Let's find out Yoda's answer!
It's a challenge to match Yoda's answers with Yoda's answers, which we've seen many times in TV shows.
One Yoda point for Yoda and Yoda's answers.
If Yoda's answers don't match with more than five people's answers, Yoda gets a quick penalty game.
Here we go!
What does Yoda want to do first when he graduates?
Go ahead!
I can't write it down.
I'll do it with the answer I can write.
Can I write something like this?
Well, I'll judge it if you show me.
What's that? I'm curious about it.
Can't you write "malifana"?
I can't write it down.
It doesn't matter whether you graduate or not.
Let's start with Kansaki.
Kansaki, open and down.
Please read it out loud.
Around the world.
I see.
It's not bad.
What else?
Shave my head with a barricade.
Didn't you say something like that?
When I went to an electric shop.
You said it.
That's good.
Inoue.
Around the world.
I want to go around the world with something like a ranking system.
What's written diagonally above is a man with glasses.
Oh, it's the earth.
You're kidding me.
What's written diagonally above is a man with glasses.
Ichinose.
Around the world.
If there are more than five people, it's okay.
That's right.
She said it quite a lot.
Ikeda.
Around the world.
Oh, you went to space.
You're going to space.
If you don't graduate from Nogizaka46, you won't be able to go to space for a while.
But no one has gone to space yet.
There are only a few people who can go to space on earth.
Is that so?
Around the world.
After that, BOSE and a world tour continued.
Yoda's answer seems to be able to avoid a penalty game if any of them is correct, but...
The final round!
- Edo. - Yes.
Cutting my hair.
Is this BOSE?
B...
BOSE.
It doesn't have to be BOSE.
Can I cut my hair a little bit?
If you cut your hair a little bit, is it BOSE?
No, it's not.
If you cut your hair a little bit, is it BOSE?
It's all BOSE.
Well, but...
B... Yes.
That's important.
No, but it says "cutting my hair", so...
- It's BOSE. - Just cutting your hair is fine?
- Yes. - Yes.
Will Yoda's answer be one of them?
Let's go, Yoda! Open, don!
- Yes. - Please read it out loud.
Putting invisible braids in.
- Oh! - Oh!
I want to use a barricade.
Putting it in the back of the ear or the back of the back of the head.
- Something like that? - Something invisible.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's what you want to do. - Secretly.
- This is not BOSE, is it? - It's not BOSE at all, is it?
I'm really normal.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Cutting your hair with a barricade. - Wow!
Isn't this BOSE?
- You didn't say BOSE, did you? - It's BOSE, so...
- You didn't say BOSE, did you? - Because it's my first time, so I didn't say anything.
- Oh! - Oh!
What about Ogawa and Endo?
- Cutting your hair is... - That's right.
Okay, Ogawa and Endo get...
- Yoda points! - Yoda points!
I was trying to get everyone together, but Yoda wasn't there.
- Yoda wasn't there! - He said something like "I want a barricade", didn't he?
- But everyone said "boss" at that time. - I see...
The penalty game for Yoda will be decided by a lottery of eight.
- Action! - Okay, the black pig won!
Okay, the quiz is "is a cicada a shrimp?"
Cicada or shrimp, please guess.
Cicada is the genre of this punishment game, but Cicada or shrimp is the quiz.
In the last challenge, Yoda wanted to eat a cicada and do something crazy.
Which one will it be this time?
Now, open your mouth wide.
Now.
What is it, Yoda? Is it bad?
I don't like cicada.
It's like anything is okay.
Anything is okay, but I don't like cicada.
We don't know yet. Now, open your mouth wide.
Now, it's in.
Now, bite it.
Bite it.
We'll ask you to bite it.
I can't bite it.
You can't eat it?
Cicada or shrimp, please bite it.
That's right. Let's do it ourselves.
Let's do it.
Okay, let's do it.
One, two...
That's a good sound.
It looks delicious.
It's crispy.
It's good.
It's good?
Is it good?
It's good.
Now, let's have you answer.
Here we go.
Cicada or shrimp?
Yoda, which one?
Cicada, on the other hand.
What do you think?
What do you mean "on the other hand"?
This show is brought to you by Tony Music and...
It's a cicada.
Before we watch it...
Should we watch this one?
...we'd like to present it to you with the sponsor you're watching.
What is this?
If you watch it, you'll become a pig.
Okay, next game. Himura-san, please!
Let's go!
"One-legged penalty kick"
"Barkshark"!
As you know from the show, they'll do a "barkshark" pose with their eyes closed.
If you last longer than Yoda, you'll get one Yoda point.
Yoda will get a penalty kick if he doesn't last longer than eight fans.
He can do it! He can do it!
They sometimes do this during our concerts.
Thank you!
I do this a lot, too.
A lot!
Do you do it often?
Yes, I do.
Thank you!
Do you do it while eating something?
You're rude during the show!
There's a piece of meat here. What are you eating?
It's a cicada.
A cicada?!
You're eating a cicada?!
Oh, I see!
You're eating a cicada?!
Oh, I see!
You're eating a cicada?!
Oh, I see!
You're eating a cicada?!
Oh, I see!
Okay, here we go.
Ball Shark, ready, start!
Ball Shark, close your eyes, okay?
The game continued even though Ogawa fell off at the beginning of the game.
The game ended in no time at all.
So, the first place will continue the game with additional points.
Are there four people left now?
Four people!
Is Yoda proportional?
It's much more difficult than I thought.
Really?
If you close your eyes, you can't balance it.
But if two little kids are not good, is it because they are little kids?
Certainly, is there such a thing?
You said it with a bad look.
So, Yoda has a penalty game.
It's a penalty game to blow up the balloon in the T-shirt.
In 30 seconds, if you succeed in shooting all beans in the T-shirt, the balloon will stop.
Are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Good!
It's not much.
I think I can do it if I do it normally.
I thought there would be more beans, but I have to dedicate this to Kai.
I'm nervous.
Will you tremble?
I'm a little nervous.
Isn't it okay like this?
Surprisingly.
I didn't say much.
Then I'll go!
Good luck!
When it explodes, it goes this way or that way.
Don't go!
Don't be rampant!
T-shirt balloon bomb.
Yes!
Start!
Do you wanna eat beans?
- Go ahead! - Can you do it?
- Go ahead! - I can't put it in.
- You dropped it, so you can't put it in. - No! No!
I can't! I can't!
You can put it on a plate.
- Go ahead! - No! No! Not big!
- Go ahead! - Not big!
- Go ahead!
The singer seems to be confident, but you can't shoot beans in 30 seconds.
There is a firework firework firework firework firework firework
The microphone I took off is a little...
I thought the blood of Yoda was spilling.
Look, you're the only one here right now!
Hey, look at the tip of the balloon!
Your lips are blurred by the balloon!
Nice!
Wow, Stark-san, you made something amazing!
This is crazy!
What is it?
Don't you think it's easy?
It's not easy?
The chopsticks are slippery!
In the past, Yoda and Ume have taken sumo in different places.
Ume, do you remember?
Yes, I do.
It was a new shoot.
Yoda said it was frustrating.
And Yoda and Ume had a sumo match.
Yoda and Ume will play sumo for the last time.
Other members predict the result and if they win, they will get one point.
Yoda and Ume will play sumo for the last time.
Hey, Yumezawa!
Size is not everything.
I will win by any means.
Yoda and Ume want to win.
Yoda and Ume, please start.
Hey, 3 centimeters.
I thought I could win.
Wow, you look strong.
In the past eight years, I've gotten bigger.
Wow, that's good.
Don't underestimate me, 3 centimeters.
Yoda, you lost in this argument.
A serious sumo match.
What will happen in the end?
Here are the members' predictions.
Yumezawa is overwhelmingly in the lead.
Will Yoda get his revenge?
Yoda, I think this is the last time.
Ume has no physical strength.
I was licking it a little.
You thought you could beat it right away.
Yes.
Yoda!
What are you doing?
Unexpected feeling.
Do you have a trick?
It's not a trick.
It's a trick.
Go ahead and say it.
After this, they meet again.
They break again due to tiredness.
Both seconds are over.
Finally, it's the final battle.
Osmo remains in Nogizaka464.
Yoda seems to be in priority from a low posture, but in the end, Umesawa throws a cold air and wins.
Why?
It will still take time.
And it's for CrayZ who clears the penalty game of "scorpion's palm" in 10 seconds with a great margin.
9, 10.
It's cute compared to Umesawa.
It's a game that Yoda really wants to play, isn't it?
Yes! Speaking of the night of school trip, we have to do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors?
We always do it, so this time we will do it without restraint.
Does it mean we will do it, too?
Will we do it?
Three students and five banana men will play rock-paper-scissors for two minutes.
The person with the least dirty face will win the game.
The other members will guess who will win and get points if they get it right.
Can we do it?
Really?
Can we do it?
Of course we can do it, but is it okay?
After this, a new door of history will open!
Here are the members' predictions.
"Shitara" is the most popular, but who will win the world's first rock-paper-scissors battle?
Well, well...
I'm sorry I said it all of a sudden.
The face-to-face survival game has become an unusual hot battle.
As a result of a genuine face-to-face check, the side of the cloth was beautiful, so...
This program is brought to you by SONY MUSIC and...
This is not made of pie, is it?
I thought it was the last one.