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Nogizaka, let's go!
Don! We are Nogizaka construction company's banana man.
Nice to meet you.
And Nogizaka-chan.
One, two, I want to sit down.
That's good.
Before we start today's program,
Asuka-chan, you were looking away for a moment.
She said she wants to sit down.
Actually, you won the game.
You won the game with only a chair.
You are the chairman of ISLAND.
I was happy to be the chairman of ISLAND.
Thank you very much.
Asuka-chan said it.
You are still sitting on the chair you have been using for 10 years.
I see.
The chair you have been using for 10 years will be replaced by this chair.
What will you do?
Let's sit together.
That's right.
Are you an oazuki crafter?
That's right.
You will know better if you sit here and there.
I see.
What should we do?
Should we say hello?
Let's do it.
Asuka-chan said about the chair.
Let's do it.
Let's stand up and sit down.
Stand up, Asuka-chan.
Let's stand up and sit down.
Let's sit down.
Let's feel the difference in sitting comfort.
Let's do it.
First of all, I would like to say thank you to this chair that I have been using for 10 years.
Thank you very much.
And I look forward to your new chair.
Let's sit down.
Three, two, one.
Go ahead.
What? What did you say?
This can't be real!
What is it, Asuka-chan? How is it?
Wow!
It's different!
Wow!
Takayama-san, it's different!
Yes! My butt is sticking out!
Is that so, Matsumura?
Wow! It's like my butt is sticking out one more time!
No, no!
Wow!
That impression you just gave me is amazing!
This is it!
Hoshino!
Yes!
Is it good?
The moment you sit down, you feel like you're floating! It's amazing!
It's like you're in the highest class!
Oh, is that so?
Since the members give such good reactions,
the banana man will also try sitting down.
First of all, this.
Well, but...
No, it's like this, right?
It's like this, right?
Well, but it's true that with this,
you sometimes end up shooting for three hours or so.
That's right.
So, this is painful.
Footwork is good, but...
It's like this, right?
Then, shall we change?
Sure.
One, two...
- It's dangerous! - Look at this!
I was surprised because it sank in too much.
- Amazing! - It's so fluffy!
- It's amazing! - This is good!
I can't go back here anymore.
- I don't like it anymore. - I know.
- It's good. I'm glad. - It's the best.
Because it hasn't sunk even one centimeter.
- It sinks about ten centimeters. - That's true.
- It's good. - If it's like this, it's okay to go all the way to Osaka, right?
- That's right. - It's okay, right?
- I'm glad we got it. - It's the best!
- If it was higher than this, it would have sunk even a little. - That's right.
- Do you want to do something else? - I want to do "land" again.
- "Chairland", right? - I want to do "Chairland".
- But Matsumura said it many times. - That's right.
- Every time I watch this show, I think "chairs are nice". - That's right.
- But I'm sad that it won't happen again. - That's right.
- I should get this for my graduation anniversary.
- I think so, too. - That's right.
- I want everyone to sign it. - That's right.
Matsumura's butt would have been shaped like this chair.
- That's right. - It would have been funny and funny.
This show is brought to you by Sony Music and...
- You can wear this chair, right? - Yes.
- Goodbye. - This show is brought to you by these sponsors.
- Okay, let's go with this chair. - Okay.
- This is nice. - It's soft.
- Now, we will announce today's project. - Yes.
- Matsumura-san! - Do you want to drink it?!
"Entertainment Society Sugoroku"!
In order to survive in the entertainment society of military and military officials,
they created an original "sugoroku" based on various events that happen to entertainers.
They will challenge themselves as a team,
and while clearing missions that have fallen into a dead end,
they will aim for their goal, which is proof of their growth.
Oh, that's right.
When you're in a dead end and you get a question,
if you can't answer it, you have to roll the dice again and only return to where you came from.
- What?! - Is that right?
Here is the team formation.
Cooperate as a team and overcome the rough waves of the entertainment society!
How confident are you?
I think I'm not good at it,
but I have three people who are confident,
- so I want to rely on them and do my best. - Rely on them and do your best.
- I think it's advantageous for a team with various people. - That's right.
- There are various genres like variety shows and songs. - That's right.
- Team Matsumura. - Yes.
- I think they are very strong. - Yes, I agree.
- I think they have the longest career. - That's right.
- They look like they work hard. - That's right.
- The other teams also have high experience. - That's right.
- They look experienced. - They look like they can do anything.
- What do you think, Ume? - Well, this team has three members, so our teamwork is excellent.
- I haven't lost much in a game plan during training. - That's right.
- Ume has the image of winning. - I think we can win, so I'm confident.
- Now, Team Gaki. - Our team also has four members.
- We don't know much about the entertainment world, so we have a lot of "guts". - I see.
- Why did you say "gao" in the middle of it? - I made a mistake.
- Now, Team Endo will start with "sugoroku". - For "sugoroku", it's better to put out the biggest dice.
- That's right. It's better to put out six. - I'll put out six. - Okay.
- Now, let's start. - Let's do it.
This dice doesn't turn surprisingly well.
Everyone, please be careful.
It doesn't seem like a dice that doesn't turn well.
So, please be careful.
Okay, four.
- Please put out four. - That's good.
One, two, three, four.
Now, what's going to happen to these squares?
In a variety show, the god of laughter will appear.
What will he do?
He'll make Russian wasabi and eat it.
- I see! - I see!
- This seems like a god's announcement. - That's right.
- In reality, he'll eat Russian wasabi and eat it. - That's right!
- If this god of laughter announces it... - Everyone, you know it, right?
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Please.
In this square, one representative will appear.
If you pull out Russian wasabi and eat it, you'll clear the mission.
- Well, it's the beginning. - Rock-paper-scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors.
It's like Endo is saying "I'll go."
- It's like "I'll go." - But...
- It's amazing. - What's wrong with you?
- But I can't let my senior eat wasabi. - Wow!
- You're great! - Let's go.
- You should go. - This is team leader Endo. Let's go.
- You can do it! - Let's go.
- I'm glad it happened now. - It's good.
- This is good.
- Endo, you shouldn't look at these things too closely. - That's right.
- You should say "I don't know what it is" and check if it has wasabi in it.
- But you don't know most of the programs now? - That's right.
And you usually don't have soy sauce, so you have to endure it.
- I definitely want soy sauce at times like this. - I know.
- Now! - Now!
- If you pull out the one with wasabi in it... - Yes.
- It's okay. - It's okay!
- I'm sorry if you can't pull it out. - It's okay!
- Now! - Now!
- Let's go!
- Endo, choose one and eat it!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Let's eat it in one bite. - I'll eat it.
- Go! In one bite!
- Go!
- And as you eat it...
- How is it? - How is it?!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Which one is it?! - Doesn't look like there's wasabi in it!
- Which one?! - There's no wasabi in it!
- It's not in it! - It's not in it!
- Out! - Out!
- What a shame! - What a shame!
- Team Endo, who failed their mission, will swing their dice again and return to their starting position.
And now, Team Matsumura will swing their dice again and return to their starting position.
Now, shall we start, Matsumura?
I'll start.
Go! Four!
Four! Four!
"God of Laughter" has been released, and I think it's already been removed.
You're riding it!
Matsumura, please move the car.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're riding it, Matsumura!
And so, Team Matsumura has also succeeded in their wasabi sushi mission.
It's wasabi sushi, right?
Now, one of you from the team, who will it be?
Wow, you all look like you're going to eat it!
I think I can do it.
I'll go.
Hey! Higuchi!
Why did you decide so quickly?
Because I only have one cardboard box...
Oh, the one you sit on and drop, right?
And I feel like I'm hitting all of the spicy ones.
You're hitting them!
And also the bitter ones.
Will "God of Laughter" come to Higuchi, who is in danger?
It's okay if you eat it with wasabi, right?
Yes.
Let's eat it!
Now, please choose one.
Oh, "God of Laughter" just dropped it.
"God of Laughter" just dropped it!
I think you can do it!
I'll go! I'll go!
No, you can't!
You're riding it!
Go!
Amazing!
Wasabi!
Wasabi?
Amazing!
Wasabi!
Oh, no!
But this is amazing!
If you keep it like this...
You're holding it!
Higuchi, you're holding it!
She dropped it! She dropped it!
"God of Laughter" dropped it!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
She just poked her finger in with "double"!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Are you okay?
This is okay.
It's okay to say one word.
What did you say just now?
"God of Laughter" dropped it.
The amount of wasabi is crazy.
That's right.
If you keep it like this and say, "This is weird," it's okay.
Wow, that's amazing!
Amazing!
Amazing! Amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
The next team to swing the dice is...
Okay!
Higuchi, please swing the dice!
Go!
Okay!
Oh!
A sudden big role and a drama room is decided!
Oh!
Something like this is likely to happen!
But what will you do?
There is one more.
Someone will throw it in one minute!
Wow!
Yes.
Even with this mask, according to Himura's judgment, it will be cleared if at least one person shed tears within one minute of the time limit.
This is already tough. It's not a normal situation. It's like crying all of a sudden.
If it's like that, you can say, "Hey!"
This is a drama.
Himura-san, you often put it in your throat and cry like this, right?
I do that!
I pretend to cry like this and put it in my throat with this finger.
Actually, this is a technique that Ueshiba Ryuue- san of the boys' club was doing in a variety show.
This is a senior's technique.
Wow!
What will you do? Are you not confident?
No, I'm not confident. I feel like I'm going to laugh.
If you laugh, you're the worst actress.
That's right!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Yoda also appears in movies and stuff.
I have a strategy.
You have a strategy?
That's good!
Wouldn't it be easier if you told me your strategy?
I just have to yawn a lot.
You're the worst actress!
It was a super cute strategy.
You're the worst!
The members have enough acting experience.
Can they shed tears in one minute?
Then we'll start!
Ready!
Start!
Now it's started!
Huh? What?
Are you all trying to yawn?
Yoda, what are you doing?
Are you checking your training?
Are you making me yawn completely?
It looks like you're about to shed a cloud.
It looks like you're about to laugh.
Yoda is...
Let me see your brain.
You're like an actress who's in a crying scene.
No, you're not.
This is hard.
30...
No, it's already 40 seconds.
20 seconds left!
Oh, Yoda opened his eyes.
Oh, is it bad?
Last 10 seconds!
Wait!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Wait! What is it?
What is it?
I can't concentrate like this!
What is it?
The judge made you laugh.
Did you make me laugh?
I didn't make you laugh for real!
I was just watching you cry.
I was looking at you seriously!
I felt like you were crying a lot.
I was about to cry, but...
Yoda-san peeked in front of me.
I peeked in!
There are people like this in dramas and movies.
There are!
There are people like this!
Please go back.
Will they be able to recover from their failed mission cycle?
Will Team Umezawa be able to return to their starting position?
Next, Team Kaki will start!
Let's go! Go ahead!
Oh, nice!
Why are you doing the same thing?
Team Kaki, go ahead!
Let's cry!
The extremely difficult "I'll cry" - will it be cleared?
Are you ready, everyone?
When did you all cry recently?
Me?
At concerts.
At concerts?
Yes.
But there are times when everyone is crying.
You should remember that.
Will Team Yonkisei be able to recover from their failed mission cycle?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Go for it!
Ready...
Start!
Don't look at the judge.
She's going to cry in one minute.
I was also looking at this side, but if you pay attention to Himura-san, this is quite a situation.
Oh, you're going to do it?
If you think about the special live you did before, the fans who are watching you will laugh at you.
Oh, you're good at playing the piano.
Oh, you're going to laugh?
Are you going to cry?
Ten seconds left!
Go for it!
Did you cry?
Yes!
You cried for 56 seconds!
How did you cry?
I remembered the live I did recently.
And I thought about the fourteenth generation and cried.
You cried!
Himura-san, you definitely saw it.
You saw it with your left eye, right?
Yes.
With your left eye.
That's amazing!
With that said, Team Kaki is in third place!
You made it through!
Team Kaki made it through!
You made it through, Kaki!
Next up is Team Endo's second week back at their starting point!
Now, please hit the cymbal!
Please go ahead!
Rock, rock, rock!
Oh, you did it!
You did it!
As expected of Masume!
One, two, three, four, five!
Now, what is the fifth Masume?
She appeared in a singing show of love broadcast.
Oh, you've already done this, haven't you?
I'm doing it now!
Well, let's turn it over, Peran!
Four people sing the chorus in a relay!
What's going on? What's going on?
Here, four people perform the chorus of the song "Nogizaka" in a relay form.
After dancing and singing the lyrics accurately, the mission is cleared!
Now, Endo, are you confident in this?
Well, yes, I am!
It's all right!
You made me shake forcibly!
No, no!
I'll do my best!
It's not an excuse!
Yes!
Are you confident in this?
Yes, it's a song of "Nogizaka"!
Now, let's start the music and sing the first chorus!
Now, let's go!
I'm nervous, unexpectedly!
Go for it!
Now, let's go!
Music, start!
Go for it!
What?
Go for it!
Now, let's go!
The gentle breeze, the scent of flowers, and the warmth of your embrace.
Who did you fall in love with?
That's right, as long as you're a girl, you can always be blind.
Are you prepared for a time like this?
Let's fall in love.
Okay!
You did it!
Yay!
I'm nervous about what song will play.
But, was "guruguru kate" relatively easy?
But, it's quite complicated.
Oh, I see.
As long as you're a girl, it's like "Which one was it, a boy or a girl?"
I see, I see.
Let's move on to the second week of "Team Matsumura", which we'd like to talk about.
Let's go.
Okay.
If you hit a six, it's pretty quick.
That's good, that's good.
Four!
Keep going!
At 9 o'clock on this bus, one person chosen at 9 o'clock will do an impromptu impersonation.
The banana man will judge Teresin's response power and quality.
But there are people who ask you to do an impersonation on a program, right?
Yes, there are. If it's "Maraichi", there are.
Who do you think will do it?
That's right.
I don't think there's anyone who would do an impersonation.
But there's an atmosphere like Higuchi would do it.
You have it today, don't you?
Well, then, Himura-san.
It'll happen at 9 o'clock!
Listen!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Then, I will kill you!
Maybe you have it today!
If Higuchi clears it, this team can leave because of Higuchi!
I'll try my best!
I'm sorry!
- Well, are we good now, Oda? - Sure!
Here we go.
Fifth question.
Fuwa-chan!
Three, two, one, go!
Hi, everyone! It's Fuwa-chan!
Oh, you're here!
Let's go!
Happy game!
Wow, amazing!
That was amazing!
I hate this!
Huh? She did it?
She did it!
It's my first time seeing someone do it!
I've never seen anyone do it!
That's amazing!
That's embarrassing!
You can do it like this without doing it?
I'm sure Fuwa-chan can do it!
She can do it!
That's amazing!
That was amazing!
Team Umezawa is only at the starting point!
It's important that you don't freeze!
Team Umezawa is back in the game.
Will they turn things around?
I want to earn some points. I'm still not good at this.
And I have to clear the straight line where I came out.
That's right.
If I get a 6, I can get 2nd place.
That's right.
I want to get a 6.
Let's go for a 6.
Okay, please show me the dice.
Go!
4!
I came out and read it again!
This is wasabi.
It's wasabi, isn't it?
Please discuss who will do it.
What? Yodashime?
Please go ahead.
I have a lot of wasabi.
It's like you're going to pull out wasabi with this.
I think I can do it with Yodashime.
What are you going to do?
I want to pull it out of here.
Okay, Yodashime will do it.
Please do your best!
Will Yodashime, who carried the team's expectations, be able to laugh?
Let's go for it.
Go ahead!
It popped.
How is it?
Did it pop?
It popped!
But if you pull out a 1, you'll stay in 3.
That's right.
It's good.
You don't need a 1.
It's good.
That's good.
Please roll the dice.
1, 1, 1, 1!
1, 1!
Go!
Next up is Team Kaki's second lap, where they can aim for first place.
Here we go!
First place!
What is it? Is it sushi?
It's sushi!
Wait a minute, it's amazing that it's sushi.
Yes, it's sushi, everyone!
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, Team Kaki is the winner of the Hayakawa Sushi Battle.
I cried earlier, too.
It's like Higuchi vs. Hayakawa.
These two cleared it all.
Hayakawa is in top form.
Will he be able to eat wasabi sushi with this momentum?
Here we go!
What are you talking about?
It's good!
Okay, let's go!
And Team Kaki is off again.
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That's right.
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