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[Nogizaka]
[Nogizaka, let's eat up!]
Don! I'm the host of "Nogizaka Kouji", Banana Man.
Nice to meet you!
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Cool, right?
Am I weird?
Hey!
Weird!
Now, what we are going to do today is...
Mr. Himura, please!
Did you get it?!
Average Score Queen Deciding Match!
That's right.
In variety shows, extreme comments and reactions are often used,
but in order to make it stand out, it is actually important to get an average score.
Therefore, this time, we are going to choose a valuable balancer in our group,
the average score queen of Nogizaka.
Thanks to them, the show went well, didn't it?
That's right.
So, we would like to decide the average score queen of Nogizaka46.
Oh, that's good.
She is the most ordinary one in Nogizaka.
No, that's not a good way of saying it.
She is the one who gave the most average score answer.
But with this, she might get more jobs.
That's right.
That means she is very balanced.
When you ask her for an answer,
there are many times when you want her to say something obvious.
That might be the case.
If you can detect it and say, "Oh, this is the top,"
This is the bottom,
"Oh, this is the average," and you can do it by yourself,
you can go anywhere you want.
That's what young people do.
If you have a lot of jobs, you can do it by yourself, right?
That's right.
The first survey is...
When do you think you are balanced between dating and getting married?
I think you've all been asked this question.
Yes, we have.
I thought you'd ask about love or something like that.
But you're wrong.
She is the one who gave you the most average score answer.
I see.
How balanced are you?
Well, I'm already married.
What? You've been married?
I'm single.
Oh, you're single.
Didn't you marry an IT person?
No, I'm single.
You're single?
Well, first of all, Kitano.
Kitano.
When do you think you are balanced between dating and getting married?
What did you say?
Zero days.
What?
Yes.
No, what?
I said zero days.
You're married?
Yes.
So you can get married as soon as you meet someone?
If you understand the point I'm trying to make,
I think you can fall in love as soon as you meet someone.
What do you think is important for me?
First of all, I like dogs.
I like dogs.
It's good if you like dogs.
But there are people who don't like dogs or don't like dogs.
I don't like that.
And people who care about my precious things.
Family and friends.
If you understand that, you can fall in love as soon as you meet someone.
I like it even if there is a scam.
But you know...
This is crazy.
It's too sweet.
There are a lot of "these two" in this.
People will know about my likes and dislikes at zero days.
I ask.
Do you like dogs?
Will you take care of my precious family?
No one asks me that.
Yes, please.
Woof, woof!
No one does that.
That's crazy.
If you have cleared all of them and you like this person, you can give me coins and leave.
I'm the type of person who cares about my precious family with a contract of one coin.
What did you say?
I'm the type of person who cares about my precious family with a contract of one coin.
If you make up your mind, you will continue to love that person, right?
Yes, I will definitely love that person.
"Zero days" is amazing, isn't it?
This is what people use for variety shows.
This is the pinnacle.
I want to hear more and more of this opinion.
There are so many "why"s.
Yes.
And then, "age".
"Well, age" and "age" are also important, so you think about it a lot, don't you?
Yes.
How do you answer this? Do you remember?
For me, it's "one year".
That's fast.
Isn't it fast? "One year"?
If you spend your new year's holiday, you can somehow understand that person.
If you go around the season...
Who is this person? Who is this person in summer?
This setting temperature is right for me.
This is what you do in winter.
This is the setting temperature of the bath.
Does it mean you've been living together for a year?
No, but I think you can somehow understand it.
I see.
If I were your father, you two would say "young".
Let's date a little more.
That's right.
Next, Akimoto.
Yes.
How many years did you answer?
I wrote "five years".
Oh, "five years".
But what's the reason?
First of all, I'm not sure if I have the power to determine it.
So I check if my personality fits in the first year.
Second of all, I check if I can show what I don't like.
Third of all, I check if I can forgive what my partner doesn't like.
Fourth of all...
You have a theme for each year, don't you?
That's right.
Fifth of all, I check if I'm not tired of being together that much.
Sixth of all, I check if I still want to be together even if there are so many things going on.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Seriously.
Sixth of all, I check if my partner says "you don't exist" to me.
My partner does it, too.
My partner does something with me, too.
But I want to check it carefully.
It can't be "zero" or "one year".
I can't think of "zero" anymore.
Most people can't think of "zero".
Oh...
Like "height".
"Height"?
Oh, "height"?
I'm 46 years old.
That's right.
I'm 51 years old.
You're 46 years old.
I'm 46 years old.
Oh, I see.
Because you don't make a boyfriend?
But in the fourth year or so, there is a possibility that you won't make a boyfriend anymore.
Then, I might be about 60 years old.
Then, the reasonable period until marriage.
What is Nogisaka's average luck?
2.5.
2 and a half years.
Oh...
Something like that.
And there is a member who answered this question with an average answer.
That member is Ume.
Wow!
Ume.
It's a balance.
Oh, it's a balance.
You answered 2 and a half years, right?
I answered exactly 2 and a half years.
This is your average answer. Congratulations.
I knew it!
That's how it is.
What does "two and a half years" mean?
There is a period when I enjoy myself as a boyfriend and girlfriend.
I look at various things like my personality and think, "Oh, I can forgive him."
That's good. Your answer is average, too.
I'm really an ordinary person.
That's right.
That's true.
Especially, you don't have a cold.
This is good, isn't it?
But it may be just right.
Well, it depends on age, though.
That's right.
Next questionnaire.
A junior member who doesn't come for a meeting.
How many minutes will you go home?
He is a junior.
That's right. He is a junior who doesn't come for a meeting.
If he was a senior, he would have waited longer.
So, I chose him as a junior.
What about you, Himura-san?
I'll wait for about an hour.
He waits for you.
How about you, Himura-san?
I'll wait for you forever until you come.
That's unfair.
You took your balance after I asked you.
Let's start with Kitagawa. How much did you answer?
I answered 15 minutes.
That's surprising!
Kitagawa can wait until tomorrow.
I thought you were that kind of person.
I was waiting for someone and I've never been home or back.
So I didn't know how much time I had left.
Basically, I can use my time slowly, but I'm not good at waiting.
You looked like you were waiting forever.
You looked like you were saying "forever".
I think 15 minutes is a bit early.
I'm sorry.
Be careful.
No, no, no. This is important, right?
Ozono. How much do you wait?
I answered "I don't go home".
I don't go home.
You wait forever?
I don't know why I go home.
Even if you wait for an hour, two hours, or three hours, you don't come back?
I thought I wouldn't come back.
I'm sorry if you come back in a minute or so.
You wait forever, even at night?
I can't get in touch with you and you don't come back.
I thought something must have happened.
You get worried.
You can't move.
You keep waiting.
Something must have happened and you're in a hurry.
If you were a dog, you'd be a bee.
You'd be a place to wait for bees.
That's amazing.
Now, Ume. Ume's turn.
I don't go home, either.
You don't go home?
I don't want to say it now, but I want to make sure I have enough time.
I thought it was impossible for me to make my seniors wait for me and do something about it.
I'm scared.
The reason is a little different.
If I were a junior, I would definitely go faster than my seniors, so I would wait for something to happen.
If something happened, something happened, but if it didn't come, I wouldn't be a junior.
It's tough. It's tough all of a sudden.
But that's how it is in ordinary society.
So, how many minutes does Nogizaka wait for juniors who don't come for meetings?
An average of one hour and twenty-one minutes.
This fine line is the average.
And this time, these members who answered "the closest one hour" will be decided as average girls.
This program is with SONY MUSIC.
If I were a junior, I would wait for an hour.
But if I didn't want to eat, I would eat first.
If I were a junior, I would wait for as long as I wanted.
Let's move on to the next question.
It is said that you will get tired if you eat dinner late at night, but what time is OK for you?
Kanagawa.
What time did you answer this?
I used to eat until six o'clock, but recently I've been eating until five o'clock.
Five o'clock means five o'clock in the evening.
Five o'clock!
I can hardly eat anymore.
Wow!
Don't you eat after five o'clock in the evening?
When I have a lot of time at work, I eat a little at night.
But if you don't have anything...
I start eating at four o'clock.
Four o'clock!
What time do you eat breakfast? I want to know that.
Breakfast?
I was surprised.
Breakfast?
Don't you know what breakfast is?
I haven't eaten it yet.
Do you eat breakfast?
I do eat it.
What time do you eat it?
I usually wake up at eight or nine o'clock.
I eat that much and eat from 12 o'clock in the afternoon to two o'clock in the evening.
I eat until four o'clock in the evening.
There is only about two hours between day and night, isn't there?
I want to lose the time of sweets.
If you eat it for a short period of time between noon and evening, you can't eat sweets and your day progresses.
What time do you go to bed?
Do you eat breakfast and take a bath after that?
Yes, but I go to bed at three or four o'clock because it's late.
No, no, no!
In the middle of the night?
In the middle of the night.
Then you don't eat anything after breakfast in the evening?
I don't eat.
Really?
You put too much food in your stomach in the afternoon.
But I like the time when I'm hungry.
I feel like I'm losing weight.
What do you mean?
On the contrary, I can eat breakfast very deliciously.
Well, you're hungry.
Don't you eat today?
I ate breakfast earlier today.
I see. You eat lunch boxes and so on before that.
And you eat umeboshi here again.
I eat it at twenty-four o'clock.
You eat it at twenty-four o'clock.
I don't care.
I eat a total of one day's worth of food.
When I'm late for work and it's past twelve o'clock, I eat something without carbohydrates.
I change my food and eat it at all, regardless of the time.
You don't eat tsukemen or katsudon at twenty-four o'clock, do you?
It depends on the day.
Sometimes I eat for a long time even if it's past twenty-four o'clock.
You travel...
You get into a tough fight.
You get into a tough fight twice.
You get into a tough fight twice in a short period of time.
You're too afraid of it.
You can have it.
No, no, no.
You don't have to.
If you ate something like katsudon at twenty-four o'clock,
You sometimes open the door before you go to bed, don't you?
Sometimes I do.
But I don't eat a lot of food every day.
I eat on certain days, but I don't eat a lot of food.
You don't eat anyway.
You eat a lot of food on certain days, but you don't know what you are eating.
I really eat a lot of food.
You are lying.
I really eat a lot of food.
You are lying, aren't you?
Please tell me you are lying.
If you know, you know.
What do you eat on days when you think you are eating a lot of food?
I eat grilled sweet potato ice cream at 2 o'clock in the morning.
Until then, I ate ramen and hamburgers at home.
I eat a lot of food every day.
Do you eat grilled sweet potato ice cream at 2 o'clock in the morning?
What is that?
You don't eat it at all.
You don't eat grilled sweet potato ice cream, do you?
This is Katsudon.
Why do you say that?
You don't eat ice cream at all.
I don't gain weight like that.
You eat ice cream unconsciously.
Do you eat pickled noodles at 2 o'clock in the morning?
I don't eat it at all.
Do you eat oily soba noodles?
You eat pickled noodles ice cream, don't you?
Do you eat pickled noodles at 2 o'clock in the morning?
You are wrong.
I eat pickled noodles at 2 o'clock in the morning.
I don't eat it.
I eat pickled noodles at 2 o'clock in the morning.
You don't gain weight like that.
That's right.
I'm sorry, but you haven't reached your peak yet.
What?
You are under the mountain.
I eat it at 4 o'clock in the morning.
What?
4 o'clock in the morning.
Can you eat it until 4 o'clock in the morning?
I can eat it even if it's past 4 o'clock in the morning.
If you eat it at 4 o'clock in the morning, the TV will be a morning information program.
If you eat it there, it will be counted for breakfast.
That's why you eat it in the morning, right?
I see.
It's the start of the next day.
So it doesn't matter anymore.
I eat it at 2 o'clock or 3 o'clock in the evening like I do every day.
Do you eat it properly?
I try to eat it every day.
I go home at night and take a bath and clean up.
In the end, I always eat it at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning.
I eat breakfast and lunch in the morning.
She is quiet.
You have a balance, don't you?
On the contrary, I eat breakfast and lunch in the evening and 4 o'clock in the morning.
She is eating a lot.
She is turning the tables.
She doesn't eat much. She eats three meals in total.
I think so.
I eat breakfast and lunch in the morning.
Do you eat normally?
I eat dumplings, meat dumplings and hamburg steaks in the middle of the night.
Do you eat rice?
I don't eat rice.
You are caught.
You don't eat carbohydrates.
You eat carbohydrates like that.
That's why you get fat.
There must be a reason for getting fat.
What is it?
I don't have a reason for getting fat.
You say you eat a lot of food.
You eat a lot of ice cream.
I don't know at all.
What is the average of eating late at night?
21 hours and 0 minutes.
As expected.
I often hear that it's 10 o'clock.
That's early, too.
This answer was the closest.
This member, who answered 9 o'clock at night, will be the average girl.
Let's ask Yukuta.
I like to eat, so I only care about the time.
Is it the opposite of Ume-chan?
I care about the time.
Until then, you don't care about what you eat.
I don't care about the amount of food or fried food at all.
On the contrary, Kimura-san is fat even though she only eats a little.
Kimura-san doesn't eat at all, does she?
Oh, I see.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm on a diet and my wife restricts me from eating rice.
I only eat broccoli.
How about a DNA test?
How do you know?
Do you know if it's a frog or not?
Do you know if it's a human or not?
She said I'm fat.
What's wrong with you?
I know the difference between fat and lean meat.
You don't have to look it up.
You don't have time for fat.
Why are you looking it up?
Kimura-san said she has a lot of fat.
That's right.
You're obviously fat.
The next questionnaire is...
Can you lend me money?
Yes, Kitagawa.
How much is it?
It's 500 yen for me.
She's cute.
Why does she come back in 15 minutes and only lend you 500 yen?
She's a child.
Why is it 500 yen?
When I wanted to buy a drink, I borrowed 500 yen from my friend.
It was the highest price I had ever borrowed.
So I thought I would do the same.
When your friend lends you money, it's thrilling.
You don't have to come back.
I'd be happy if you could come back to Japan, but...
That's not what I'm asking you.
How much do you spend?
I spend 10,000 yen.
You're about to turn upside down.
Are you from the world of 10,000 yen?
It's 500 yen.
I forget my wallet today, so I spend it.
I don't have money, so I go to various places.
I don't have money, so it's okay.
I don't like that atmosphere.
What if you're asked for more money?
It's not like that.
I'm in trouble.
What if you feel like that?
If you feel like that, we're not friends anymore.
Do you say sorry?
I say no.
Let's stop being friends.
I'm sorry.
How much do you want me to lend you?
10,000 yen.
That's not it.
There's a reason for that.
If you're really good friends and you're in trouble, you can lend me 100 yen.
But if it's for that person, you can do your best, too.
For example, if you ask me to lend you money, I think you're in trouble.
If you think about our relationship so far, you've taught me a lot of things you can't buy with money.
If you're friends like this, you can lend me money.
If it's for that person, you can lend me 100 yen.
What about me?
Don't you lend me money?
I'm in trouble.
I have to give you 1 million yen by 5 o'clock.
I won't lend you money.
I'm in trouble.
I don't have money.
Please lend me money.
If you're really good friends and you're in trouble, you can lend me money.
I'll lend you money now.
You're not in trouble, are you?
I won't lend you money.
What about you, TAKAYAMA?
If I'm in trouble and I want to buy something, I don't want to lend you money.
I want to buy it.
I can't lend you money.
But I want to buy it for you.
If you have a purpose, you can lend me money.
Even if you lend me money, you will kill me.
Please listen to me.
If you don't lend me 10 million yen for the next race, you will be killed.
What kind of race is it?
It's Mr. Bomba's race.
Oh, I can't lend you that.
- You can't lend me that? - No, I can't.
- Can you lend me that? - No, I can't.
I'm sorry, but can you lend me some money?
What's wrong?
It's a gamble, and if I don't win this race, it's going to be a big deal.
How much is it, by the way?
It costs me my life, too.
It's one million yen.
Can you bet one million yen on that race?
- I'll bet it all. - Then how much should I lend you?
- One million yen. - Why?!
Do you know what I'm talking about?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I'll win for sure.
- I really don't know what you're talking about.
Then you can bet one million yen on that race, but why are you betting on me?
- No one will lend me money. - No one will lend me money.
- What's wrong with you, Nogizaka?
- No one will lend me money. - No one will lend me money.
After this, the average score will be decided!
I'm going to kill you!
So, how much money will Nogizaka be able to lend to his friends?
It's now 65,015 yen.
- I thought it was quite a lot of money. - I thought it was quite a lot of money,
- but it went up quite a lot with that one million yen race. - It went up, huh?
And this topic is the closest one.
The average score of these members who answered "five million yen" is...
- Tsutsui... - Yes?
- You lend quite a lot, don't you? - I know, right?
I've never lent money before, so I don't know,
but if it's more than five million yen, I'll be in trouble.
Five million yen is quite a lot for a friend.
But if it's a little longer, your friend might ask for more.
- So, there might be people who lend you money because you're nice. - Yes.
- So, be careful. - Yes.
- You might get in trouble. - Yes.
- I don't lend that much. - No, you don't.
The first question!
So, based on all of the surveys, including Mihappi's,
the first queen of the average score is...
Yoda!
Again with this kind of thing!
The average score is...
I definitely thought I was wrong.
Do you remember when you got married?
I wrote "three years" when I got married.
I wrote "three years" when I was in middle school and high school.
You wrote "three years" when you were in middle school and high school.
I thought you would know.
How long do you wait if your junior doesn't come?
One hour.
You should have asked me!
You should have told me!
It's an average score because it's Yoda,
so if you ask Yoda about various things in the future,
I think he will tell you about the average score of Dogizaka.
Will you tell me about it?
Because I put out various things.
Come on, cute teacher!
This program is brought to you by Sony Music and...
What are you looking at?
...sponsored by the following sponsors.
You bastard!
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