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Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai
Nogitaka! Let's go!
Third time!
Nogitaka! Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai!
Yeah!
Only members know about this detailed monomane- taikai
Who will be the queen of monomane?
This time, Uchiwa-uke-monomane
Monomane-taikai
Uchiwa-uke-monomane-taikai
Takayama Kazumi's reply when she doesn't agree with her monomane-taikai
This time, we are going to do fortune-telling.
Oh, fortune-telling!
You like fortune-telling, don't you?
I like it!
Your personality is easy to get caught up in negative thoughts, don't you think?
Oh, I don't think so.
"I don't think so" sounds familiar, but does it mean you don't agree with it?
That's right.
You can't deny it. You don't deny it.
Yes, yes, yes.
In order not to deny it, you must have softened up your answer.
I think so.
Takayama Kazumi's reply when she doesn't agree with her monomane-taikai"
I don't lie.
I say "yes, yes" when I think about it.
But you have an image of saying it.
Yes, I do.
But you don't agree with it, do you?
Do you have an image of saying it?
Do you think so?
Takayama Kazumi's reply when she doesn't agree with her monomane-taikai
I don't think so.
You said it very beautifully.
What did you say?
Let's move on.
Next one, please.
Takayama Kazumi's reply when she doesn't agree with her monomane-taikai
Kazumi, I'm very nervous today.
What should I say as your host?
Think about it with me.
Hey, Kazumi.
You're dancing in a good way, aren't you?
I lost my voice.
What's wrong with you?
I lost my voice.
Is this Takayama Zone?
I'll do it.
Really?
Before a live show?
No, in my daily life.
What?
I've learned this dance from Nogizaka.
So, I'm reviving it.
Unconsciously.
I often do it.
From the dressing room to this studio, I often do it alone in the long corridor.
I often change my clothes.
The last word of the chorus was similar.
It was.
I lost my voice again.
Like "Mickey Mouse."
I've never heard of it.
Let's move on.
Takayama Kazumi's reply when she doesn't agree with her monomane-taikai
Takayama Kazumi's secret hidden in the mask
Kazumi's voice is like a flower's.
Takayama Kazumi's secret hidden in the mask
What is it?
OK, let's take a break.
Thank you for your hard work.
My heart is beating fast.
Let me change it.
What's wrong?
Huh? What's up?
She is so cute.
What does it mean?
The flower is in the mask.
Is it a pollen disease?
Is it pollen disease season?
Yes, it is.
You were cute just now.
But you are actually like a cord.
You are like a cord.
Takayama Kazumi's secret hidden in the mask
I see.
Like this?
Why do you do like that?
It's a waste of tissues.
It needs to be longer.
I see.
You want to cover the mask.
Yes.
Let's watch it.
Takayama Kazumi's secret hidden in the mask
Oh, I bought too much for a special sale.
No way!
Look, isn't that Takayama-nichi in Nogizaka?
Wow, really? Is it real?
Would you like to look over here?
No way!
How can it be like this?
This is not "Close Shadow".
No, it's not.
This is "Impara".
This is not the level of "not Takayama".
Is your private life like that?
No, it's not.
I've never done it.
First of all, scenes.
This is often Takayama.
This is common for everyone.
When I watch variety shows at home, I often say "desuka ne" to Kazumi.
But shouldn't you say it out loud?
"desuka"?
It's "desuka ne" when you talk freely like this, but it's better to end with "pon" sometimes.
I didn't think so, but it may be so.
Is it over?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's too early for me to understand what's going on.
That's it.
Let's move on.
This is the last one.
This is similar to the last one.
Yes, it is.
The last one was suggested by Mai-chun.
mataichataa
"mataichataa" means "without self-awareness".
Do you often say it?
Yes, I do.
Everyone knows it, so I don't say it much.
But I decided to say it about a year ago.
That's a long time.
So, I ask myself, "Am I dancing right now?", and I get answers like "correct" or "incorrect".
So you do something different every time?
Yes, I do.
Let me give you a quiz.
I always do it like this.
I don't know.
I know.
The sun's...
That's right!
Correct!
You're doing it compactly now.
But I always do it like this.
You're doing it like this.
So you know it.
Yes, I think I know it.
You have your own characteristic.
But when I try to do it in a live show, I always do it like this.
You remember it that way.
It's getting smaller and smaller.
Next is Matsumura.
Matsumura.
This.
Do you know how to make it into a ring?
No, I don't know.
There's also a pattern of making it like a cow.
I wish I could do that.
But what I often encounter is...
When I'm changing this in the dressing room...
I bring a different one and say, "I'm sorry."
And I change it like this and say, "I'm sorry."
Who's sorry?
Even in the actual show, even if you come out like this, the fans already know.
Takayama will be forgiven, won't he?
No, I can't.
This is embarrassing.
It's quite embarrassing.
That's right.
When Takayama does it, he doesn't show it.
That's right.
Matsumura is the only one who shows it.
If you think about it, it's embarrassing.
And there's even more in the back.
It's not like it's embarrassing or anything like that.
Who is it?
It's an animal, so it could be a deer or an impala or something like that.
This is a little too much.
Yes, I enjoyed it a little.
I thought it wouldn't come out for a while, but it's that kind of thing.
Do you draw your nose like this?
With highlights and nose shadows, I tried to make it look more three-dimensional.
Yes, I enjoyed it.
Didn't you do this before?
That's why it looks like a demon conch.
You said it when you flew a remote control before.
You like Takayama's nose shadows, don't you?
Yes, I like it.
But does it happen sometimes that you do it like this?
There are days when I do it too much like a live show.
Surprisingly, it flies in the light and you don't know.
When I actually look at it, there are quite a few conchs in it.
I don't know!
There's no way it's in there.
Takayama, you're doing it too much.
I'm not doing it!
You don't know for yourself.
It actually looks like this.
I don't know!
At a live show?
At a live show.
I don't know!
At a live show, there's only one deer.
If that's the case, it's exposed.
It's exposed.
This time, I'd like you to come out with it, Takayama.
I don't like it!
Shall we do it next time?
I hope we can do a live show!
That's what you're talking about!
That's what you're talking about all of a sudden!
All of a sudden!
But it's true, Takayama!
See you!
I hope we can do a live show!
That's it for all 22 stories!
And the third Grand Prix for impersonation is...
Hayakawa, who played an instrument in a wipe!
Hayakawa won!
He stopped Wada's three consecutive hits!
Hayakawa won!
I'm so happy I was able to stop those three consecutive hits!
That's amazing!
Wada is wearing make-up in full swing to get those three consecutive hits!
Both of you have double troubled faces!
Oh, that's nice!
Now, please show us your winning faces!
First of all, the teeth!
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Here we go! I'm your host, Banana Man, Nogizaka Kouji!
And of course, Nogizaka-chan!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
I won't lose!
Wasn't that kind of lame?
I won't lose!
Now, what is it? Himura-san, please tell us today's topic!
Let's do it!
Nogizaka Revenge Game Tournament!
Until now, Banana Man has done various game competitions with the members of the show.
However, even the games that he is good at have continued to decline.
And so, this time, the Revenge Game Tournament will be held!
Himura-san, especially during his self-restraint period, practiced a lot.
For the past three months, all I've done is be a fireman and fire pro-wrestling.
I'm really grateful to my classmate, Suzuki Dageyasu, who taught me every day.
I won't lose!
It seems like Himura-san was quite shocked about being a fireman.
He didn't have a face to show to his friends in his hometown.
For me, Himura-san, as a fireman, I thought you were the strongest.
Yes, you're right.
My classmate, Suzuki Dageyasu, at first, when he saw us playing a cute game like Nogizaka Revenge Game Tournament, he was really envious of us.
But at the end of the tournament, he said, "What was our youth like?"
He was really angry with us!
He said it was frustrating!
We've done it so many times!
Right?
When it comes to games, we are strong.
There's no doubt about it.
Yes, of course.
If I lose this time, I'll really...
Nehimura-san, I'll make you look like a bomberman.
You already look like one.
There won't be much of a difference.
There won't be.
I'm sorry, but since it's today...
I'll show you my best performance.
What will you do if you can't do your best performance?
I'll make you eat curry.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's a match against "Track and Field"!
First of all, "Track and Field" which was a big hit 35 years ago.
It can be operated with two buttons.
It will be a match with that switch version.
The first one to refer to is the winner.
We've had this since we were kids.
It's like a track and field game.
The one you do like this.
It's super fun.
You can only use about two buttons.
You used to do this a lot, didn't you?
I used to do it when I was a kid.
The first match is a match between "Track and Field" and "Track and Field" which will determine the winner.
"Track and Field" vs. "Track and Field"
Who will win?
Are you okay with "Track and Field"?
It's my first time.
It's your first time?
I don't think you can win with "Track and Field" like this.
Himura-san...
I just made it.
I see.
Himura-san is below you.
She's coming.
Wow!
Great!
Keep it up!
Okay!
It's too early!
Himura-san, you're out of control. Are you okay?
Yeah!
I did it!
Yes!
10.70 seconds.
Sakamihara's game king, Himura, showed us his high- speed continuous shooting for the first time in five years.
First of all, the Banana Man team won by showing their fierce running.
Next is running and wide jump.
By shooting buttons in a row and speeding up, you can decide the timing and angle of your jump and the distance you can fly.
Then, it's a match between the two of them. Will the Banana Man team win in their nostalgic game?
I've already got 100 points.
Good luck!
45 degrees.
I think it's okay.
Wow!
You look like you're in good shape.
Wow!
It's 80 degrees!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Go back!
It's 80 degrees!
It's open! It's open!
They jumped up into the sky with a vertical jump and even the human Banana Man team's record is 1.75 meters.
Next is the first challenge of free fall. If you can beat this record, you win!
Oh, no! This is the first free fall!
It's okay. It's okay.
Go for it! Go for it!
It's fast!
Oh, this is good!
Wow, you're good!
6.43 meters!
Did you lose?
What's my record?
1.75 meters.
It's the same as your height.
Oh, I lost!
Oh, it's hard!
In the next throwing match,
Himura will throw a 74 meters long record from an overwhelming chain shot
Kansho, who doesn't even know how to do it,
gives a victory to his childhood friend, Takiyasu.
In the next match,
Hitara and Hori will solve the 110 meters hurdle.
Hitara, who stumbled over almost all hurdles,
Hori, who jumped over the hurdles with a good tempo,
Hori, who challenged for the first time with an overwhelming difference,
won again!
In this way, the track and field match is divided into two wins and two losses.
In the final match, Himura and Hori will compete in 100 meters.
Himura-san, this is your posture.
What should I do?
This is more like...
like...
Look at this face.
I'm holding my breath.
Himura-san is at the bottom.
Hori is at the top.
Go for it!
Be careful of the flying.
Go for it!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Wait a minute. Something went wrong.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I'm sorry! I pushed the plus button too much!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Himura-san!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Himura-san!
Calm down!
It worked! It worked!
No, no! You can't reset it! No, no!
Let's do it one more time.
100 meters. Once again, you two.
Okay?
Okay.
Ready?
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
This race was seen as an overwhelming advantage for Himura.
But Hori showed a course and a train from a brilliant start.
She took the lead and won.
Why are you so fast?
I used to be in the track and field club.
I'm good at start and dash.
Didn't you do it before?
I ran away.
The track and field club was excited and I won.
Oh, no! I'm sorry!
I thought she would win.
Hori was too fast.
I didn't think such a fast girl would be this close.
She is of high level.
It's been a while since I've seen you like this!
Can Sakunihara win this game and get revenge?
What's next?
Next...
It's a head-to-head match!
In 1991, Tsutsukyo appeared in the game and caused a huge boom in fighting games.
Tsutsuko and Street Fighter II faced off in a match.
The first team to win two rounds in a row wins the match.
Wait a minute, Himura-san. We've come this far, and you want us to lose?
No, I'm sorry about that.
This is a game we've never played before, and we're playing against players we've never faced before.
Okay, okay.
We've finally gotten ourselves into our own fields.
So you want us to win twice in total, right?
Himura-san, you're good at this, right?
Of course I'm bad at it!
I've played a lot of fighting games.
Will Tsutsukyo's Street Fighter II be a revenge match?
First, Himura versus Matsumura.
What's going on?
Ken versus Ryu.
Ryu is Himura, and Ken is Matsumura.
Is there a grab or something like that?
Oh, there's Shoryuken.
Shoryuken!
Oh, he threw it.
Oh, no!
No way!
Himura-san!
No way!
That was close!
What was that?!
You kicked me in the knee!
What was that?!
No way!
Shoryuken!
No way!
Himura-san!
No way!
Katsumaki Senpukyaku!
No way!
Shoryuken!
Katsumaki Senpukyaku!
Oh, no!
Oh, my goodness!
What was that?!
You kicked me in the knee!
No way!
Oh, my goodness!
Matsumura-san is scary!
Really?
Why is he like that?
Oh, no!
Shoryuken!
Hadouken! Hadou... Hadouken!
I'm sorry.
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
I'm going to lose!
Hadouken! Yes! Hadouken! Hadouken!
Hadouken! Hadouken!
I did it!
I was a little impatient, though.
The beginner takes a knee kick from Matsumura and takes a deep dive.
With his true heart of Hadouken, Bananaman wins for now!
Bananaman, who has practiced a lot, was defeated by Himura in a battle against Yamashita.
Is this the last boss?
Amazing!
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
Hadouken!
Hadou... Ah!
He did it again! He did it again!
He did it again!
Go back! Go back!
I'm going back!
Go back to the battle!
Oh, no!
He did it again! He did it again!
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
How is it? It's Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
Yamashita is one-sidedly defeated by Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.
But, after this, he finds a way to win!
I can't win at all!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Hadouken! Hadouken!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Oh, no! I can't lose even with only kicking!
Ah, I'm sorry! Go for it!
Hadouken! Hadouken!
Ah, I don't like it! I can't lose!
What is it?
Go for it!
A miracle of victory by a beginner Yamashita with a series of middle kicks!
What is it?
Round 3!
Fight!
Ah, I lost! I lost!
Oh, no!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Hadouken! Hadouken!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Hadouken! Go for it!
Don't hit me, please!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Go for it!
Ah, I lost! Oh, no!
With two mid-kicks in a row, Yamashita has turned the game around!
In this final round, which will win?!
The final match is Sitara vs Matsumura.
Who will win?!
All right! OK! First one!
How do you do it?! I don't know!
All right! Another one!
All right!
Wow! Awesome!
Wow!
Good! Good!
All right! OK!
All right! Good job!
Why?! Why?! Why?!
Help me!
You were doing it!
I'll lose!
In the last match, which will win?!
The final match is Sitara vs Dalshiv.
In this match, the winner is Banana Man!
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Who is in first place?!
It's Johnny Bronson!
Music video series "ALL MV COLLECTION 2 - Those Girls From Back Then" will be released on September 9th.
Next episode - Exciting revenge match!
Who will smile like a goddess of victory?!