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[Nogizaka, eat up!]
Don! It's time for Nogizaka, eat up!
I'm your host, Banana Man.
And I'm your host, Nogizaka Jun!
Good, good, good.
Fujin-kyu.
Which one is Fujin-kyu?
All right.
Mr. Tegimura, please announce today's plan.
Let's do it!
Catch up with all students at once and go to Kyosei Gengokujo!
Yeah!
It's very exciting, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The students will experience the activities they have done so far on the program and fill in the gaps in their experience at once.
Akimoto-senpai will be the interpreter, so I asked her to record it right away, but...
Yes, I'm the president of the Zekkyobu club, so I'm here to find out who has talent in the future.
Oh, it's the Zekkyobu club, isn't it?
So my aunt will be the interpreter.
It's cute, isn't it, Saki?
Oh, it's cute, isn't it?
Sorry, sorry.
I think she's an adult.
An adult?
It's cute.
Really?
Then let's take a look at it right away.
It's cute.
Oh my gosh.
What?
You look weird.
I'm a little...
You look weird in Okinawa, too.
Oh, no.
In Okinawa...
It was funny.
It's good.
Catch up with all students at once and go to Kyosei Gengokujo!
Make a voice! Make a voice!
Is everyone fine? Yes!
Are you okay? Yes!
So, this time, we will do a reaction check that we experienced more than seven years ago at Fuchiki Highland.
It's the first time for the three of you, fourth graders, to make a voice, isn't it? Are you nervous?
Look!
I couldn't hear anyone but Akimoto!
First of all, look forward to Fuchiyama!
While riding a famous coaster with a sudden drop from 79 meters, we will report and have you react.
The first to ride is these two people who are good at riding jet coasters.
Oh, you're good at it. If you're good at it, it's no problem.
If you're good at it, it's fun.
Hold the GoPro in your right hand so that it doesn't go down.
It's easy. It's easy.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Wait!
Oh, Mt. Fuji! Wait for me!
It's beautiful!
Mt. Fuji is beautiful!
Mt. Fuji!
It's going up!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Ben is...
Oh, my God!
The two of them, who are good at reporting, are finally at the top!
Oh, my God!
Wait! Wait!
It's going up!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Yay!
Is she really good at it?
Isn't Sato good at it?
Here we go!
Yay!
Sato is good at it.
Yay!
Oh, my God!
Yay!
She's good at it!
Oh, my God!
She's good at it!
Sato's face, drool, and bangs are gone.
A variety of nice reactions.
Next, we'll try the Fujiyama Report, which is headed for Gmezzer.
It's so cold!
It's so far away!
Oh, my God!
I'm sure I'll get a nosebleed.
But you said it's okay.
You said you'd die from your face.
Oh, my God!
She's protecting her face.
Oh, my God!
And they've arrived at the top.
Huh? What is it?
What is it? What is it?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I can't open my eyes anymore.
What?
What is it?
Mukai is not doing so well either.
Mukai's mouth is wide open and his cheeks are...
shaking, shaking, shaking, shaking.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mukai's mouth is wide open and his cheeks are...
shaking, shaking, shaking, shaking.
This is fun!
Are you OK? Are you OK?
Mukai, who showed a variation of his face, got a nice reaction.
Next, a super scared Kubo and a number one Sakaguchi will challenge.
And both of them are at the top.
After this, Sakaguchi's neck became swollen and he couldn't look at the camera for a long time.
Sakaguchi's face was covered and then...
Frogs are high-tech.
Next, Ozona and Iwamoto. Can they report properly?
Wait, this is bad. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Are you okay, Sakaguchi?
I might not be able to do it.
I really can't do it! I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
I really can't do it!
And then, they went to the top without reporting.
I can't do it!
It's falling! It's falling! It's falling!
It's falling! It's falling!
Wow!
It's cool! It's cool!
Sakaguchi!
I can't do it! I really can't do it!
I can't do it!
What's wrong?
Next, Yamashita and Ito and Lilia will challenge Fujiyama Report.
Ito and Lilia challenge Fujiyama Report.
Before Ito falls, they scream and go to the top of the mountain.
I can't take it anymore!
It's too fast!
I can't take it anymore!
It's too fast!
Next up is the first four-cylinder "kakehashi".
It was so scary that Akimoto was about to pass out,
but it's Akimoto's first time challenging it on a show.
Wow, the scenery is so beautiful!
Ah, it's still okay!
Those two have finally reached the summit!
Ah, this is bad!
What kind of facial expression is that?
What's with that face?
What face is that?
Huh? Are you ok?
I was all right after getting on it.
Huh? What's with you?
What's with you?
Did you do something?
She's having fun.
Ah, what's wrong?
She's too lively as usual.
On the way, I didn't scream and my consciousness flew away, but my neck was shaking, and the camera here came to me.
I thought it would be okay, but it was shaking a little.
She fainted.
And the rest of the four-year-olds, who were so scared, challenged Fujiyama.
Are you okay?
I'm not okay.
My neck was shaking all of a sudden.
I'm sleepy.
I'm sorry I cried.
I'm sorry.
You're a grown-up.
I'm sorry.
And they started without Akimoto crying.
They climbed to the top without any problem.
I'm sorry.
An additional challenge from here.
Four people who seem to be able to do a little more.
What do you mean?
The highest erupting and 121 degrees of scream coaster.
Takabisha also experienced it.
What's Takabisha?
Takabisha.
This is scary.
I'm scared.
But it's fun.
Here, Mukai's facial hair has awakened.
Please look over there for a while.
*screaming*
What are you doing?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, Mukai!
It's okay!
I'm so mad!
*screaming*
- Looks like she is holding something in her hand..
- It has become squishy now
*screaming*
- Look at that apaceura
- What's wrong?
*screaming*
I don't know.
That's it for the Screaming Machine Challenge.
When we got to the last one, we did it on purpose.
The helmet was too heavy for the camera.
So we had to use this part of the helmet.
Your weird face will be saved automatically.
That's what happens.
The last one?
No one has ever used this part of the new helmet.
That's amazing.
All the comedians were like, "Damn it!"
They all had funny faces.
They were all too scared.
They were crying so much.
I've never seen an only child of this age crying like that.
Yodan was fine with it.
I've always liked high places.
I think it's scarier to fall from a tree.
Compared to that, everyone was like, "From a tree?"
It's scarier to fall from a tree.
Yonezawa cried.
It was my first time going to Fuji-Q.
It was beyond my imagination.
It was expensive.
But you're used to expensive things.
That's right.
But it was more than enough.
It was more than enough.
And you were a frog, Sakaguchi.
I was surprised.
Sakaguchi, you were a frog.
You're a cute frog.
It's only for a moment.
It's my first time wearing it, too.
I see. You don't usually wear a GoPro helmet like that.
I don't usually wear it like that.
It's amazing if you wear it like that.
Why are you wearing it like that?
No, it's nothing.
I'm sorry.
You're taking a picture of a frog's face.
Did you see that face for the first time?
I saw it for the first time.
How did you feel when you saw that face?
I'll do my best as a frog.
She's cute.
She'll do her best as a frog.
There are a lot of people who cry even before they move.
They're imagining the worst.
That's right.
They're too scared.
But they're watching you come back safely.
So you'll be fine.
What will happen?
Only when you're alone...
What if my neck is torn apart?
That's not a good choice of words.
A little more...
Only when you're alone...
If you say it like that, people will cry.
We'll cry, too.
What if my neck is torn apart?
It won't.
What kind of conversation is that?
Ito Lilia is a see-saw.
She has a strong love for her hometown.
She's starting to show reactions.
A lot of people are rubbing against me.
You can't say "frog" even after you graduate.
Akimoto...
You rode with Kakehashi.
Kakehashi, who was riding next to me,
was unconscious like a frog.
When I saw that, I was like, "Are you okay?"
You weren't unconscious, were you?
I don't remember.
You weren't unconscious, were you?
But when that happens, you want to try different things.
That's what happens.
Whether you'll pass out or not, there's no variety like that.
The four of you have been crying all along, right?
Why did you cry?
Huh?
Even before you got in?
Even before you got in, why did you cry?
Because I ripped my own neck off.
No way.
It was the same.
The two of you thought of the same thing.
That's nice.
You remember it well.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
There were members who couldn't make it to the fourth season, but you barely made it to the second season either, right?
For the second season, some of the members who were researchers at the time said, "Yomiuri Land" on the internet.
Ah, the second season is cute.
They say it a lot, don't they?
They do say it.
People who watch it do say it.
I'm happy about it, though.
It's good, isn't it? That "love" you just said.
It's not over yet.
Himura-san, please!
Connected Force Battle!
The legendary program of the Nobidoco era, "Try Jumping Again!"
This time, we'll have a senior team of one season and two seasons, and junior teams of three seasons and four seasons, and we'll have you battle with the number of times you've jumped in one match.
It's a battle, but if you can do it, I'd like you to jump 46 times.
You won't be able to make it to the first season even if you jump 46 times, right?
That's right.
First of all, the junior team of three seasons and four seasons will challenge!
Now, you're ready for three seasons and four seasons, aren't you?
Today, we're going to have you spin, Mr. Nawatobi Kosuke-san.
Mr. Nawatobi Kosuke-san, please!
We're going to have a professional do it for us.
Ah, that's nice!
Right now, you're separated in the middle, but I heard it's easier to jump like this.
Did you know?
If you do it like this in an athletic meet...
Ah, in an athletic meet...
As expected of you!
Ah, it's better for tall people to do it in the middle.
Yes, because the rope is high...
Because the rope is high!
Why are you so familiar with it?!
I think I've done it in an athletic meet...
Ah, really?!
Really?!
I didn't know you were so familiar with it in one season!
You're right!
Now, are you ready?!
Yes!
Will Sparta Nawatobi be resurrected?!
Ready?!
Yes!
Ready?!
Yes! Who is it?!
Who is it?!
Who fell?!
Who got caught?!
It's Yakugo!
Yakugo?!
Yes!
What are you doing?!
Hey, hey, it's over! It's over!
What?!
No, it's over! I said it once!
Hey, it's over!
What?!
You look arrogant, but you're tall in the middle and you're low in the right!
I'm sorry, I'm laughing and sleeping.
No, you're not!
I'm laughing.
You're laughing.
Yakugo is bad in the first place.
I'm sorry!
Do you want to do it?!
Yakugo?!
Yes?!
Isn't he the one who's laughing the most?!
Then, let's do it one more time!
One more time, okay?!
Thank you!
The junior team is crying!
How high can they fly?!
Is Yakugo's position okay?!
Yakugo, you have to fly there the most, right?!
I don't know how to fly.
Kubo knows a lot about Yakugo.
Kubo can see the mountain, so it might be easier for him to fly.
The outside of the mountain.
Then, is it okay?!
Then, let's do it!
Ready!
One, two, three!
Who is it?
Sakaguchi?
Sakaguchi!
It's you!
What was that for?
Why can't you fly?
What are you doing?
One more time, please!
No, no!
It's not a trick show!
You know that, right?
Is that what Nogizaka 46 is?
Hey!
Do you want to do it?
Yes!
It's really the last one.
We're doing it three times in the end.
That's how it is.
That's weird. It's the same.
We'll definitely do it next time.
Okay, last one!
Let's do it!
I'm counting on you!
Okay!
Ready!
One, two, three!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
No, no! Stop, stop, stop!
You flew eight times!
What's wrong?
The rope hit me.
What?
My feet.
Your feet?
The rope.
The rope hit you, didn't it?
So you wanted to do it.
Okay, let's do it again.
Eight times.
Eight times! Eight times!
It's finally the one-time-two-time team's turn!
Will they be able to show their seniors' good will?
Okay!
One-time-two-time!
Oh, it's already one-time and two-time, right?
Well, of course you can do it.
They did it eight times, so you have to do it more than that.
I want you to do it 46 times.
Okay.
I'm counting on you.
Here we go!
Okay!
One, two, three!
After this, the first miracle will...
Okay!
Okay, ready!
One, two, three!
Time's up!
And with that...
Thank you very much!
Excuse me!
What?
I couldn't catch you at all, so just one more time!
No, no, it's over.
No, no, no.
Did you get caught?
I got caught.
No, it's because you're ugly and you're no good.
That's right, but...
Don't make me say it!
I'm not good at it, but...
Just one more...
Just one more and I'll be fine.
Akihiko!
You can't do it, can you?
Akihiko!
You can't do it, can you?
Just one more and I'll be fine.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
Well, they've done it a few times, too.
Just one more, okay?
It's nothing.
I don't like being stopped by a TV show.
It's fine, it's fine.
What's so good about it?
Hey, hey!
It's been years, but...
How is it?
You haven't grown up at all.
Can you do it, you guys?!
Yes!
What?!
Yes!
Then...
Keep an eye out for me, okay?
Sorry, guys.
Keep an eye out for these shitty seniors of mine.
Akihiko!
Jump properly, okay?!
Akihiko!
Ready...
One, two, three!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Time's up!
You jumped three times.
- Who is it? - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
- Okay. - What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
- No, it's three times. - There's no excuse.
- Okay. - But...
Oh, it's the last one. I did it three times. Three times.
- Well, well, I know what you're saying. - I know what you're saying.
But I won't let you do it.
- You're my senior, aren't you? - That's right.
- But it's my first time being the owner of a second-generation company. - Second-generation?
- There's a lot of things I've never done before. - Yeah.
- I'm a little... - I'm used to it.
I'd be happy if you treated me like you do.
I'd like you to love me like you love second- generation companies.
- I've never done it before. - Well, second - generation companies are pitiful.
- Let's do it again. - Okay, okay!
- Okay! - Okay, last one!
- Okay! - Okay, let's do it! It's really the last one!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Why do you want me to jump 46 times? - That's right!
- We're like idiots! - That's right!
I can't do it!
- I'm counting on you! - Okay!
Let's do it! Last one! Get ready!
One, two, three!
Time's up!
- Okay, second time! - Who was it?
- Me! - Me!
What do you mean? It's a rope jump, what are you stepping on?
I... I don't know why.
It's gravity.
- I'm sorry. - Huh?
- Is it over? - Is it over?
- Huh? - Huh?
- I didn't know you guys were such a stupid group. - That's right!
Matsumura, this is how good you guys are.
I'm going to...
I'm going to do it without the one who can't jump.
(They're so funny)
- You guys are terrible. - You're terrible.
- Seriously, you're just growing up. - You're terrible.
- Seriously, you're terrible. - You're terrible.
- Who are you? - Who are you?
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
When we have time again, we'd like to ask you to do rope jump again.
- I'm sorry! - If we have another chance like this again, could you do it for us?
Next episode, "Mysterious Labyrinth" and "Dead White Birth"?