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Zombie Prank - Completely Reported!
Yay!
Zombie Prank - Completely Reported?
Yes.
This show is about me transforming into my favorite zombie...
and pranking the members with various pranks.
I see.
I like watching zombies...
but I also want to become one...
and I also wanted to try pranks...
so I'm going to transform into a zombie and prank the members.
Hori Mio's first zombie make-up in her life!
But...
Hori's ideas are getting bigger and bigger and...
After eating someone...
isn't it amazing?
I like that kind of thing.
It's like a mobile phone...
and under your eyes and around you...
there are blue and white zombies, right?
I like that kind of feeling.
Blue and white...
Special make-up is a dream, isn't it?
Hori's zombie make-up is full of passion!
It took two hours to complete...
but it's done!
It's done!
Yes!
So...
I did a special make-up.
The key point is...
this power contact...
but zombies have very distinctive eyes...
and I thought that normal eyes wouldn't be scary...
and this scar...
when you get shot...
or you get infected...
I got it restored...
and of course...
I like horror movies too...
so I restored a zombie that looks like one in "High Hospital".
What do you think?
It's scary!
Hori tried asking zombies about their charms.
Well, zombies are...
quite common in horror movies...
and there are quite a lot of zombie movies...
Why are you interviewing me with this?
Humans...
are humans of the same species...
but...
they turn into completely different things...
but...
they have their own original forms...
and I find that very attractive...
and I get chills.
The first prank that Hori came up with was...
Don't pay attention to me when I'm crying.
When she enters the room, Hori the zombie is crying with his face down.
The prank is to show his face to the members who are worried about him.
The first target is...
Fukagawa.
Ah! Ah! I love you! I love you!
What if they come in and start making trouble?
Ah! Ah! I love you! I love you!
I was so scared!
I'm so sorry!
It scared me! It scared me!
I'm so sorry!
I'm about to cry! I'm sorry!
I'm scared!
I'm sorry!
When I was in middle school...
Oh, I see!
Is that so? I was really surprised.
It looks painful.
My heart was about to stop. I'm sorry.
Moving horizontally.
The next surprise is...
If only one person gets on the moving bus...
If you find snow from the window, you'll be surprised.
From the window in front of the members who are taking pictures, a bird suddenly appears.
The next target is...
The timing is important in this surprise. Will it work?
Here we go.
Oh, can you get out of there right away?
Oh, my God!
Certainly, there is a possibility that it will not be noticed.
Why? Why? Why?
Why doesn't it come out? Doesn't it come out?
I haven't seen it at all.
Check Edou's condition on the monitor and measure the timing of his face again.
I'll take a picture of you first.
Asha, let's go. Asha, let's go.
Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Don't look at the camera.
Oh, I see.
Hurry up and notice it. Notice it.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You have to put it out all the time.
Concentrate on the camera.
The second person is already in a big pinch.
Will there be another chance?
I'll try it one more time.
Who is it?
It looks really scary.
Wait, who is it?
I'm scared.
Why are you laughing?
It's scary!
What is this?
I'm sorry.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I thought you could only see me.
I'm working on my right knee.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I feel sick.
I feel sick.
The next prank is...
Dig a zombie in the locker and open it and wow!
This time, a simple prank in which a zombie is hidden in a box prepared for this locker.
By the way, there is also a camera in the box.
And this time's target is...
Wow! What is it? Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
By the way...
Will she be caught in a trap of digging that makes her laugh maliciously?
Can I open it?
Yes, you can.
You're opening it slowly.
Good morning.
What is this appearance?
I was surprised.
What is this?
A restful day.
When I'm alone with Hinako, I hug her.
It's been a while since Hinako hugged me.
When I say "I'm fine now" and bite her, I turn my face like this.
The next prank is...
Hinako came out of the waiting room and entered this room.
Hinako went back to the waiting room again.
Hinako went behind Hinako.
Hinako grabbed the key.
I'm scared.
Hinako is ready.
- No, you'll be found out. - Who is it?
[Hinako's voice]
- I just emailed you. - You did.
- Yes, I did.
- Hinako, you're really hot-headed.
[Hinako's voice]
- Hinako, you're really hot-headed.
[Hinako's voice]
Don't come this way!
Next up is the prank that scared Fukadawa earlier.
The member who wanted to do this the most came.
It's Akimoto.
What's wrong?
Can't you see me?
Are you okay?
I flew away.
Good morning.
I'm Kouji Gizaku.
I've never done this before.
Look at me! My hands are shaking!
It's true!
I'm scared!
I'm sorry.
Next time, please bring me some grilled meat.
What do you mean "me"?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hori's zombie prank report has been a huge success!
Norizaka Kouji!
Thank you for having me, Norizaka Kouji.
Here are today's members.
Let's hear it for them!
Every time, every time.
Digging down one member, Norizaka Kouji digs down one member.
Zombie make-up.
It's quite scary, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Even I forgot about that face.
Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I go "bang!"
Right?
Yes.
Your face, too.
Yes, it was quite close.
I went up to my knees and raised my face.
But, it was about five times more powerful.
You danced at the best timing.
On that day, we were about to have a meeting.
Then, I was told "Let's have a meeting during the last show."
When I went in, Rionna was crying.
I thought she was being bullied.
It's terrible.
But, you are very talented.
I can say that you are good at reacting.
You went "bang!" once on the sofa.
And, you fell down from the sofa.
This is also calculated, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
It's fun.
We can do this show as a series.
Can we?
But, there are many other monsters we want to be.
This program is sponsored by...
I've never ridden a bicycle.
Mr. Mouse, Mr. Mouse, what will you do?
Mori!
What time is it now?
It's 4:30 now.
Nogizaka Kanjichuu!
Members and staff will dig up the members we don't know.
This time, it's "digging up".
"Digging up" by Nakata.
Santa's picture is terrible.
Yes.
What is it?
I drew a Christmas card for my fans.
But, I didn't know what "Santa's picture" was.
Can you show us a picture of that time?
Can we?
Here you are.
Oh, I see.
She's one color, and her hair is messy, too.
Yes, it's messy.
The Santa I know doesn't have hair.
He only has a mustache.
But you can't tell what he's saying, can you?
I can't really tell.
No, you can't.
But you went to the same place, right?
Yes, I did.
You don't know who he is, do you?
I don't think this is something I don't know.
You don't think so?
Do you know who Santa is?
Yes, I do.
Oh, really?
I'm Santa.
You're totally Santa.
I don't think you're bad at math.
What's that supposed to mean?
Who else is like this?
You're not very good either, are you?
No, I'm good at it.
So, we have an emergency plan.
The drawing competition will be held with three people with unique talents.
The topic is helicopters.
First is a work by Shiraishi Gahak.
Shiraishi!
Helicopter.
Wow, it looks real!
It's wrinkled.
Why is it wrinkled?
Where is it?
This is a door.
A door? Like a house?
It's not a house door.
It's a gacha!
And there's a window.
Yes, a window.
A window?
And a peek-out.
This is a propeller.
Is a propeller attached to a body like that?
And this is for landing.
Oh, it's for landing.
It's for landing.
You're going to get one more.
Yeah.
You're going to get one more.
Next is a helicopter by Ikta Gahak.
What is it?
Wait, wait, wait.
What is it that's flying?
Look at it carefully.
What's wrong with your body?
You're standing on a chair, aren't you?
No, I'm sitting. I'm sitting.
You're standing.
No, I'm sitting. No matter how you think about it, I'm sitting.
Then what is it? Is it here or in the middle?
What? What do you mean?
You're quietly and seriously controlling it.
What's with this face?
It's like a whole helicopter.
Isn't it like a pigeon samurai?
That's right.
But, Ikka, you weren't looking at the helicopter from so close, right?
Yes, I was.
I was looking at it while performing at the Magic Jingu.
You were looking at it like that?
Yes, I was looking at it like that.
I was looking at it like that.
You were looking at it like that?
Yes, I was.
Was the person controlling it like that?
Yes, she was very serious.
You're lying!
And the helicopter with the origami...
Go ahead.
Where do you see it from?
From the side.
If you want to draw a propeller, you have to draw a circle. Which one is it?
This one.
Like a rice ball?
Can it fly?
It can fly.
Can that triangle turn?
It can fly.
It can fly?
You drew a helicopter that can fly?
Please draw it normally.
Can you draw another one?
The next one is...
The next topic is...
You look at it with fear in your eyes.
The next topic is "gorilla".
Sangahak started drawing right away, but...
It's just that you can't tell it's a gorilla.
Is Hori-chan a gorilla?
Hori!
Hori has become a gorilla!
It's scary!
It's actually better like that.
It's scary!
I didn't know!
Wait a minute.
Shiraishi saw you draw that gorilla and drew it.
That's weird.
What are you guys doing?
Please look at Shiraishi Gahak's "gorilla".
Shiraishi, you're confident about this one, right?
Yes!
Shiraishi's "gorilla".
Go ahead.
Isn't it a little troublesome?
It's a little troublesome, isn't it?
What's wrong? It's a little troublesome, this "gorilla".
What's next to it?
Is it a banana?
It's a mushroom.
Oh, it's a banana.
I thought it was an eringi.
Next to the legs...
Is it a crab?
That's right!
It's like this!
Then why did you draw that line next to it?
I can't draw it like this, so it has to be like this.
The next topic is "Hori Gahak's "gorilla".
It's a gorilla.
Go ahead.
Oh, it's Hori Gahak's "gorilla"!
Even if it's in the jungle, you can't hate it, can you?
What is it? What is it?
Around its mouth... What is it?
Hair. Hair?
It looks like a mustache.
Does it only have hair here? Yes.
No, it's not around here. It's all wrinkled.
It only has hair here.
It's like a military detective.
It only has hair here.
It's like a military detective.
If you do it like this, it's like a military detective.
Oh, I can see it!
And the next topic is "Hori Gahak's "gorilla"".
Go ahead.
It's amazing. It looks like Mr. Eubisu's face.
Wait a minute. There's something wrinkled on its elbow and knee.
It's not wrinkled.
What is it around its elbow?
It's a muscle.
A muscle?
A muscle has come out.
A muscle has come out?
Yes, it looks like it's bulging.
If it's bulging like this, it means it's wrinkled here.
It means it's wrinkled here, doesn't it?
Why is it wrinkled here?
Where do you make fun of it?
Is there such a thing as making fun of it?
What is it? Is it a wrinkle of the body?
The most important thing is the wrinkle of the body.
But why isn't it wrinkled?
There are a lot of wrinkles in a gorilla.
Why does its face look like an old woman's?
Why does it look like an old woman's?
Isn't it important for a gorilla to look like a human being?
Doesn't it look like a human being?
It doesn't look like a human being.
Lastly, we'll have Ikuta and Hori's "Drawing to Top" close the show.
The topic is bicycles.
Then, Ikuta says...
Ikuta, you look like a painter.
I'm pissed off now.
Are you kidding me?
You're not that kind of person!
It's like "what do you know about me?"
But I want this T-shirt!
Now, it's a bicycle worn by several people.
Go ahead.
She came out again!
She walks in a helicopter!
She came out!
We're not the same people.
You feel lighter than when you were piloting a helicopter, don't you?
This is a helicopter!
No, it's not.
It's a monster!
It's not a monster!
I'm riding it properly.
You're riding it?
I can see the two front tires.
There is also an orange line in the middle.
I thought so, and this is the front tire and there is another one in the back.
Say it again.
The front tire in the back, the front tire in the back, and the back tire in the back.
The front tire in the back...
Wait a minute.
Which one is the bicycle we're riding?
How many tires does this bicycle have?
Four.
Four?
Bicycle?
It's a bicycle.
Did you write four tires?
I wrote four tires.
Why?
You've never ridden a bicycle before?
I've never ridden it before.
Until a while ago, I was riding like an animal.
I still have the feeling of having four arms and four legs.
Is that possible?
Yes, it is.
Is that possible?
Well, well.
The show will end at this rate.
It's not over yet.
Well, well.
We have to wait for the finale.
What is the work of Horikawa, who will decorate the bird tonight?
Well, Horikawa's bicycle, please.
Yes.
She wrote four tires again.
I'm sorry about this, Horikawa.
Normally, you write two tires.
But you wrote four circles.
What is this?
This is a tire.
You wrote four tires?
Among me, I wrote four.
No, no.
I was really absorbed in writing at this time.
What is that person like?
What is his condition like?
Is he holding one hand?
Or...
No, he is holding his neck like this.
If you put your head out like this, it will be balanced.
If you do like this, it will be balanced on your neck.
I can do this all day long.
Second-generation Horikawa!
This time, I will go back.
I know a little about you.
There are still things we don't know about you.
Well, Hori.
Yes.
Please.
Yes.
I like laughing the most in Nagizaka.
You like laughing.
I'm happy about it.
I love laughing.
I always watch laughing videos and laugh.
That's what's special about me.
You laugh so loudly.
I watch a lot of videos.
I see.
I think you don't know this.
Oh, yes.
It's a recent one.
Mr. Nagano.
You know Mr. Nagano, don't you?
What is Mr. Nagano like?
Mr. Nagano is like...
Like this.
I'm doing it on purpose. I like Nagano.
She has a long career.
We've been doing it for about the same age.
I'm not sure if I'm doing it right now.
There are quite a few members you like in terms of comedy, right?
In your case, you like doing comedy, don't you?
Yes, I love it.
You did a comedy show with me, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You made comedy, didn't you?
But that was my own comedy, not the comedian's.
That was funny.
It was my own comedy, wasn't it?
Do you have your own original comedy?
No, we don't.
Do you?
Yes, we do.
I'm scared.
Why is she pushing him away all of a sudden?
I know. It's embarrassing to do it alone, isn't it?
Let's do a short story with Hori and Himura.
Let's do it in the microwave.
The short story created by Hori and Himura will put the studio in fear tonight!
It has a great world view.
It's Hori-ace.
Oh, okay.
Hori came up with the short story in the microwave.
Microwave.
Microwave, open!
It's a mouse!
One, two...
What will happen to the mouse?
He fell down!
What will happen to the bear if it gets eaten?
Thank you very much!
Can you move to one place?
Where is your office?
I saw you on a TV show!
You came here last time!
You became a trio!
Yes, I moved in alone!
Who writes the jokes?
I do!
How old are you?
I'm 43 years old!
I'll contact you!
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