AISubs v3.5
Today's new skit is "Inside Yuri's Head".
Kitagawa-san is starring in this skit.
Yes.
What kind of skit is it?
It's a skit about what's in my head.
"Fox".
"Horseshoe".
Kitagawa Yuri is a mysterious character with a unique sensibility and worldview.
Will she be skitting about Kitagawa's head, which is shrouded in mystery?
No.
What do you think of me?
Me?
Yes, Kitagawa-san.
My characteristic is...
But...
As I thought...
What's going on in her head at this moment is what's going on now.
Someone, please help me!
These members will impersonate Kitagawa Yuri in "Inside Yuri's Head" and show us their way of thinking.
Please pay attention to their impersonation!
Inside Yuri's Head
Yes?
Excuse me.
I'm Yuri Kitagawa of Nogizaka46.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Higashi of Weekly's Kids.
Nice to meet you for today's interview.
Nice to meet you.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
First of all, Kitagawa-san, can you tell me about your hobbies?
Sure.
Looking up at the sky.
Why do you like looking up at the sky?
Well...
Is there a reason you started liking looking up at the sky?
Hmm...
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
She's asking me why I started liking looking up at the sky!
Alright! Brain conference! What should we do?
Hmm...
Huh?
Hmm...
Hmm... Excuse me.
Could you please wait for a moment?
She's asking me why, isn't she?
Hmm...
I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll be able to answer in no time.
How irritating!
I'm Yuri Kitagawa. Nice to meet you.
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
You're a little different.
Aren't you Sakura Endo?
No, I'm Yuri Kitagawa.
No, no, say it again!
I'm Yuri Kitagawa.
Your accent is a little different.
Your name is?
For now, the four of you have to answer why you like the sky.
What will you do?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like hell over there.
Is it because you like the sky?
But then the interior designer will be in trouble.
And...
Why you like it...
I wonder what everyone is answering.
Ah!
Ah, Seira-chan...
Why did you stand up?
You said you like takoyaki because it's delicious.
It's not something you say until you stand up.
Ah, but...
You don't like the sky, do you?
This is funny!
What's funny?
The takoyaki...
Did you say something like that?
The octopus...
The octopus?
Is the octopus the reason you like it?
Hey!
The interview is in trouble!
Isn't there someone who can say something?
Ah, yes...
What are you doing?
Hey!
Ah, yes...
Hey, you shouldn't hold back!
Ah...
Yes, yes...
What?
Yes...
What?
I don't know what you mean.
No, it's just a reason you like it.
Even if I say it, it doesn't make sense.
You have to say it, Kitagawa-san.
Hey, hey, hey!
At this rate, we won't be able to do the interview!
Hey, Miuri!
Answer for me!
Yes...
Whether I'm happy or sad, laughing or crying, or feeling down,
the sky is always there for me.
It doesn't watch over me, but it embraces me warmly, so I love it.
Oh, I see! What a wonderful expression!
Thank you very much.
You did it! You did it!
You're the only one with a different quality!
As expected of Miyuri!
So, Kitagawa-san, is there anything you'd like to try in the future?
This is easy!
Huh? No, no, this is easy!
Hey, Sakuri! Answer me!
Yes.
My dream, Kitagawa Yuri, is to make Doraemon.
Huh? You changed your mind.
Huh? Kitagawa-san, were you talking just now?
Yes, I was talking.
You sounded like Endo and Sakura-san.
Saku-chan... No, you're wrong.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That was close!
You... You're seriously just Endo!
Hey! Hey! Sit down for now!
Lastly, do you have anything you'd like to say to your fans?
This is the last question!
"Thank you for everything" right?
Thank you for everything
That's all there is, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
Yes.
Sakuri, if you say "thank you" all the time, the interview will be over!
Sakuri!
Because... I'm not like you, Yuri-chan.
It's okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.
Sakuri-chan...
Thank you for always doing your best for me.
What kind of world is this?
It's okay.
Thank you.
She's a really good person, but...
Huh? What's going on?
Huh? She disappeared!
Huh? She disappeared?!
That's right. She's living in my brain.
Well, I guess I'll have to trouble you all like this.
Yes, thank you very much!
What is this quality of Matsuo-san's face in Kitagawa-san's face?
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
It's really similar!
Thank you very much!
What is this? Can you introduce yourself a little now, Kitagawa-san?
She's tuning her voice now.
I'm Kitagawa Yuri from California state in the United States.
Seriously?!
What's with your voice?!
This time, because Miyu-chan wanted to practice, I gave her voice data.
That's amazing!
Her voice data is very effective!
It's like voice data.
What kind of script was this for you, Kitagawa- san?
You suddenly started laughing in the middle of it.
What was going on in your head?
But it's like...
It's like that...
It's like...
That's why...
Who said "eh" just now?
I'm scared.
I'm nervous.
I'm scared.
Rather than "eh", I'm sorry.
What was it?
She's amazing!
She's a pro, really.
Next up, the 3rd generation "stupid queen" Nakamura Reno will go wild with a common sense quiz!
What's that?!
Is it a cutting technique or what?!
I'm Shinsukito.
You're a princess and a prince, right?
I heard you're going to be very active.
Yes.
Thank you for having me!
Actually, in the previous recording...
Who do you think is the biggest idiot?
I think it's Reno Nakamura.
Oh, Reno Nakamura!
Is he cute?
No, he's not!
Reno Nakamura was accused of being the biggest idiot in his third year of high school.
Did you have an answer?
It's not really a skit. It's not really a line.
I'm just doing what I feel like doing.
It's like a documentary.
I see.
A documentary about your skills.
I hope you'll enjoy it.
This time, Reno Nakamura, Yamashita Mizuki and Yoshidaya's Christy will be prince and princess.
They will go around marriages and solve quizzes.
How good is Reno Nakamura's skills?!
[Quiz Time]
Please, Maple! Listen to your father!
No, prince!
The princess has a good heart, too!
Please!
No, prince!
That's right!
No, prince!
Don't get too close!
I'm sorry.
If you don't welcome the next king, there will be no future for this country!
I've gathered your marriage partners from various countries.
I want you to choose one of them!
I will not marry!
Prince, if you marry me, I'll watch "Ekiden" every day!
I will marry you!
What does that mean?!
With "Ekiden"?!
However...
I have one condition.
What is it?
I will leave this country to you!
By all means!
Please choose an intelligent and wise prince!
I understand!
Hazu!
Yes!
I can't believe I can go by train!
Thank you for waiting! We have three intelligent princes!
Okay, let me through!
Oh, these look like intelligent princes!
Who are you?
My name is Prince Christophe.
Princess Maple, will you marry me?
So handsome!
I am Prince Moo.
Princess, will you marry me?
So beautiful!
Wait, didn't you say three? Where is the other one?
Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
Sorry for being late!
Who are you?!
She is also a candidate for my husband!
You look like an idiot!
I am not an idiot!
Oh, how stupid you are!
So, which prince is really intelligent?
Why don't you ask him a question?
Okay, I will tell you what I know!
Hey, answer me what you know!
You don't have to answer me!
Please ask me!
Answer me!
What do you mean by "answer me"?
I will tell you what I know!
What kind of gesture is that?!
You look like you don't know what you are talking about!
Anyway, let's start the test!
Please write down the answer on the whiteboard and answer it.
Here is the first question.
The genre is "kanyoku".
What is "honyarara gokko", which is repeating the same thing over and over again?
It's too basic and it may not be boring.
It's like parallel lines or something like that.
That's right. This is the only answer.
"This is the only answer"?
Yes.
OK, let's start. Christophe.
Itachi.
OK, Prince Moon.
Itachi.
OK, Prince Lennon.
Onigokko.
I thought that's not the only answer!
What do you mean "this is the only answer"?
What do you mean "Itachi"?
That's not the only answer!
"This is the only answer"?
You have your own opinion, don't you?
And you think it's like "onigokko"?
Where is "oni" in your opinion?
It's in our hearts.
That's scary.
It sounds like philosophy all of a sudden.
OK, next question.
The genre is "ryakugo".
What does "pasokon" stand for?
Do you know what "pasokon" stands for?
I know, I know.
You're stupid.
What do you mean?
No, no, I don't know what you mean.
I know!
"Ryakugo".
OK, Christophe.
Personal computer.
OK, Prince Moon.
Personal computer.
Why are you laughing, Prince Lennon?
I don't like it!
Prince Lennon.
I don't want to show it!
What does "pasokon" stand for? Say it!
PC.
That's terrible!
Even worse!
That's terrible!
Even worse!
That's scary!
That's a very unique way of making a mistake.
It's a miraculous way of making a mistake.
Next question.
When you cheer up someone who has failed, you say "donmai", but what word is it in "ryakugo"?
It's another "ryakugo" question.
OK, let's go.
OK, Prince Christophe.
Don't mind.
OK, Prince Moon.
Don't mind.
OK, Prince Lennon.
Don't my crusher.
What is that?
Is it a deadly move?
But "don" and "mai" are the same.
"Don" and "mai" are the same, but what is that?
It's "crusher"!
Why do you crush it?
Is "crusher" like that?
Yes, it is!
Try shouting it like a special move.
"don" and "mai" are the same, but what is that?
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- You look strong! - You do look strong!
Let's move on to the next question.
The genre is Kanyoke.
What is "hoyalala" when you say that you have hair growing on your head?
You might say something like that about people who have courage.
"I have hair growing on my head"?
Oh!
- Yeah, it's like you came up with it. - Yeah.
Have you two heard of it?
- Okay, Prince Christophe. - Yes.
Throat.
- Okay, Prince Mufun. - Yes.
Heart.
- Okay, Prince Lennon. - Hair!
Hair!
- You have hair growing on your head! - Yeah.
Does your hair grow that much?
- That much? - There are people who don't even have hair on their heads.
Hair is not a human being!
That's not good.
- What is it? Give me the answer! - The answer is...
- heart! - You're no good either!
Hey, Christophe!
I'm begging you! Don't call me by that name!
I want him to stand out!
- It's a little unexpected. - Yeah.
- Let's move on to the last question. - The last question.
What are the three major duties of citizens determined by the Japanese Constitution?
Please give me three answers.
- Duties? - Yeah.
I guess you learn about it in middle school.
The three major duties of citizens.
- I think you all have them. - Yeah.
- On a daily basis. - Yeah.
- This is the only one. - This is the only one.
This is the only one.
When I was elected, it was pretty dangerous.
Okay, duties of citizens. Go ahead.
- Taxes. - Yeah.
Elections. Voting. Education.
- Okay, Prince Moon, let's see. - Okay.
Education. Labor. Taxes.
Prince Lennon is nodding like "yeah, yeah".
Okay, let's see.
Eat. Go out. Work.
You're stupid.
You're really stupid.
- This is the only one. - You work, right?
You don't play, right?
- Okay, the answer is... - The answer is...
Education. Labor. Taxes.
- It's a shame. - It's a shame.
- It's okay. Labor and taxes are the same. - It's a shame.
Eating, sleeping, collapsing... Isn't that the answer?
- So, what's the result? - Yes, this is the result.
- It was overwhelmingly bad, Prince Nenon. - Yes, it's Prince Nenon this time.
- So, it's Prince Nenon who will collapse! - Oh, I'm frustrated!
- Prince Nenon, how do you feel now? - Well...
- Well, how do you feel now? - Well, I'm feeling premonitively.
- It's great! - It's great!
- It's great that you're stupid like that! - Yes, it's great!
- The new stupid queen will be born! - She's a great newcomer, isn't she?
- You've been working hard!
- For example, is there anything you didn't know? - Nakamura-san...
- I don't know "bukkira-bou". - Oh, "bukkira-bou".
- What does "bukkira-bou" mean?
- After this, Nakamura Nenon will give us another new answer!
- "Ogirisaka's Kids". - What does "bukkira-bou" mean?
- How big is it? - How big is it?
- This much. - How about the color?
- The color is khaki. - Khaki!
- The texture of khaki is... - The texture of khaki is...
- It's matt. - Matt!
- You say "bukkira-bou", don't you? - Where can you buy it?
- Well, let me think...
- Nagata-cho or somewhere like that.
- It's sold in a department store in Hokkaido.
- Everyone, are you excited?
- After this, "Ogirisaka's Kids" will go on sale!
The second "Character Demonstration Show" will be held to choose the most popular characters!
Out of the 88 nominated characters, which one is your favorite?
The reception will change daily until the 23rd!
Let's vote now!
- It's been a while since I've seen you. - Kuh... I'm nervous.
- I'm "Ogirisaka's Kids"'s Mako! - Yay!
- Mom... - Yeah?
- What's wrong? - Bye-bye!
As soon as I came in, I was kicked out.
- What did you say? - I said...
- No, you didn't say it! - I said it!